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(The Sun)   17-year-old thrilled to be a contestant in the first Miss Big Beautiful Woman pageant. The Sun is eclipsed   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 188
    More: Spiffy, beauty queen, dress size, school bullying, Weight Watchers, mass index, dieting  
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2012-07-06 11:00:58 AM
Fat people are good for a lot of things, and I'm sorry to break it to you, but being sexy just isn't one of them.
 
2012-07-06 11:04:12 AM
"I feel pretty, Oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay. And I pity any girl who isn't me today."
img.thesun.co.uk
 
2012-07-06 11:18:00 AM
img.thesun.co.uk

Yep
 
2012-07-06 11:47:37 AM

Sleeping Monkey: Fat people are good for a lot of things, and I'm sorry to break it to you, but being sexy just isn't one of them.




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2012-07-06 12:00:11 PM
Tubby girl thread!!!


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I love me a girl with some curves!!!
 
2012-07-06 12:06:05 PM
mmm ton of fun

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2012-07-06 12:06:51 PM
I like'm think, so I dont break'em

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2012-07-06 12:52:12 PM
The runway engineers are going to be putting in some overtime.
 
2012-07-06 12:52:21 PM
Lemme tell ya a story.
'Bout a woman I know.
When it come to lovin'
Whoo She steals the show.

She ain't exactly pretty.
Ain't exactly small..
42.. 59.. 66..

You could say she got it AAAAAALLLLLLLLL!
 
2012-07-06 12:54:37 PM

Sleeping Monkey: Fat people are good for a lot of things, and I'm sorry to break it to you, but being sexy just isn't one of them.


this
 
2012-07-06 12:56:01 PM
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-07-06 12:56:14 PM
"Grimmace" and "hey kool aid" come to mind
 
2012-07-06 12:56:58 PM
Heh, I opened the article thinking I may get a pic or three of those larger and curvy but still sexy plus size model types. I was wrong.

O God! I was so wrong!

Someone hold me.
 
2012-07-06 12:57:03 PM
www.historicstatetheatretickets.com

I'd rate her somewhere between DAMN! and OH HELL NO!
 
2012-07-06 01:00:46 PM

Sleeping Monkey: Fat people are good for a lot of things, and I'm sorry to break it to you, but being sexy just isn't one of them.


FTA: "BBW is a growing phenomenon..."

*snert*
 
2012-07-06 01:01:06 PM
The fatter they are, the harder they squirt.
 
2012-07-06 01:01:47 PM
♪Met her on my CB. Said her name was Mimi. Sounded like an angel come to earth.♪
♪ Come to earth. ♪
♪ But when I went to meet her.♪ ♪ Man you should have seen her.♪ ♪Twice as tall as me. Three times the girth.♪
♪ Girth ♪
♪ Oh my fat baby loves to eat. ♪
♪ Loves to eat. ♪
♪ A big ol' Buddha belly ♪ ♪ and her breasts swing past her feet ♪
♪ Feet ♪
♪ My fat baby loves to eat.♪
♪ Eat ♪
♪ My big ol' fatass baby loves to eat ♪
 
2012-07-06 01:01:51 PM

Torqueknot: Heh, I opened the article thinking I may get a pic or three of those larger and curvy but still sexy plus size model types. I was wrong.

O God! I was so wrong!

Someone hold me.


Expected the same thing, now I have a broken soul.
 
2012-07-06 01:01:56 PM
That was actually quite a bit more horrific than I expected. Thanks, subby!
 
2012-07-06 01:01:58 PM
img.thesun.co.uk

Can someone please explain this phenomenon to me?
 
2012-07-06 01:02:23 PM
So she won the scale-breaking competition?
 
2012-07-06 01:03:04 PM
That tiara is actually the size of a basketball hoop.
 
2012-07-06 01:03:52 PM
Okay, so I admit to liking bigger ladies, 'cause I'd be afraid of breaking the littler ones if I gave'em a hug or something. But this? This ... this is... well, god-DAMN.

I'ma go have a salad for lunch. FOREVER.
 
2012-07-06 01:04:07 PM
img.thesun.co.uk

Wow, his fingers can almost touch!
 
2012-07-06 01:04:17 PM
Grimace
 
2012-07-06 01:04:37 PM
Disgusting. These people should not be encouraged.
 
2012-07-06 01:04:49 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-06 01:06:30 PM
She is all over the Big and the Woman, just not the Beautiful.
 
2012-07-06 01:06:45 PM
That's a bit much.

I'll have to see if Ryanne Marie is on tonight.
 
2012-07-06 01:06:57 PM
Well, so much for lunch
 
2012-07-06 01:07:17 PM
Jesus...
Even if she lost all the weight, who in the hell would think she was beauty contest material??

I just can't stop looking...
good god man...
that's no moon...
gah...

/her upper arms look like vaginas in the obligatory BBW/Black man photo
 
2012-07-06 01:07:54 PM
I'm all for ladies with a little extra cushion. A little plumpness around the hips and thighs and large breasts to balance it out. I mean, I ain't exactly skinny myself.

But GODDAMN, lardass. Hips to Waist ratio. VERY IMPORTANT.
 
2012-07-06 01:08:13 PM
So, she ate a lot because she had self-esteem issues, but doesn't have self-esteem issues and is now fat?
 
2012-07-06 01:08:18 PM

Mad Scientist: [img.thesun.co.uk image 532x455]

Wow, his fingers can almost touch!


Wow, Seal's really lowered his standards.

/I know, so wrong & insensitive on so many levels.
 
2012-07-06 01:09:50 PM
The "hai I'm playing with makeup!" smiley photo... That one is going to haunt me.
 
2012-07-06 01:12:26 PM
371 Lb. at 17 equals dead at 50.

No one should aid and encourage that kind of self--destruction.
 
2012-07-06 01:14:58 PM
We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no farther! And I will make them pay for what they've done!
 
2012-07-06 01:15:30 PM

Silly Jesus: Can someone please explain this phenomenon to me?


low self-esteem. 'nuf said.
 
2012-07-06 01:15:32 PM
All my friends know I like 'em thick but damn there's a limit. She doesn't even have the massive breasts the majority of big girls have. Hips too wide for even her frame, small hands make her arms look more massive than they probably are, face too small for her head. All of the curses of being big, none of the gifts.
 
2012-07-06 01:15:56 PM

Five Tails of Fury: Okay, so I admit to liking bigger ladies, 'cause I'd be afraid of breaking the littler ones if I gave'em a hug or something. But this? This ... this is... well, god-DAMN.

I'ma go have a salad for lunch. FOREVER.


Yeah, I have to agree here, my ex was maybe 40 pounds heavier than a normal weight, and she thought that was way too much, didn't bother me, but these chicks are like 3 times that, and as much as I like curves, this can't be healthy.
 
2012-07-06 01:18:05 PM
img.thesun.co.uk
www.lorsonbooksandprints.com
 
2012-07-06 01:18:45 PM
How much does a stone weigh again?
 
2012-07-06 01:19:01 PM
Is she the one that needed the strapless bra?
 
2012-07-06 01:19:09 PM

olddinosaur: 371 Lb. at 17 equals dead at 50.

No one should aid and encourage that kind of self--destruction.


Well, she already looks 35, so...
/I'm curious about the physics of defecation in her case
//Anyone have a bowl cam?
 
2012-07-06 01:19:13 PM

cleveoh: Mad Scientist: [img.thesun.co.uk image 532x455]

Wow, his fingers can almost touch!

Wow, Seal's really lowered his standards.

/I know, so wrong & insensitive on so many levels.


I was thinking Dave Chappelle
 
2012-07-06 01:19:23 PM

ChaosStar: Jesus...
Even if she lost all the weight, who in the hell would think she was beauty contest material??

I just can't stop looking...
good god man...
that's no moon...
gah...

/her upper arms look like vaginas in the obligatory BBW/Black man photo


Good god man, what kind of vaginas have you been looking at?
 
2012-07-06 01:23:26 PM
I, too, was expecting a celebration of "curvy" women but this is just plain sad. What's the prize? A free coffin?
 
2012-07-06 01:23:57 PM

Stray Cat Strut: I, too, was expecting a celebration of "curvy" women but this is just plain sad. What's the prize? A free coffin?


a bucket o' gravy
 
2012-07-06 01:24:00 PM

Sybarite: [img.thesun.co.uk image 532x455]

Yep


Black guy, fat white girl. No, this plays into no stereotypes whatsoever. None.
 
2012-07-06 01:25:05 PM

Stray Cat Strut: I, too, was expecting a celebration of "curvy" women but this is just plain sad. What's the prize? A free coffin?


I'll see if I can bring some of the appropriate curves when I get home.
 
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