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(WPTV)   If you don't want a DUI, don't drunkenly fall asleep in your car in front of the police station. And definitely don't wake up and run over two officers   (wptv.com) divider line 18
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2012-07-06 10:50:45 AM
He nailed two cops? Well then he obviously wasn't impaired.
 
2012-07-06 10:58:03 AM
Kind of a drag.
 
2012-07-06 02:10:17 PM
Too bad he wasn't older. He could've claimed he mistook the police station for a farmer's market.
 
2012-07-06 02:33:41 PM
Well, actually, in front of the police station is the LAST place they would look for you.
 
2012-07-06 02:34:40 PM
Well

Ed Finnerty: Too bad he wasn't older. He could've claimed he mistook the police station for a farmer's market.


He's 20....man he's going to *really* get in trouble for underage drinking.
/*crickets*
 
2012-07-06 02:39:13 PM
...possession of cocaine...

He passed out and still had some blow left? Rookie mistake.
 
2012-07-06 02:39:17 PM
I'm surprised, and saddened that they didn't open fire and turn the inside of the passenger compartment into the little big horn. Comon guys...really.
 
2012-07-06 02:47:03 PM
this is why you never wake up a sleeping drunk. you can scare them and they react poorly.
 
2012-07-06 02:48:36 PM
the cops tried to catch him sooner but they were two tired.
 
2012-07-06 02:56:19 PM
9 posts in, and what's left to say?
 
2012-07-06 03:30:54 PM

KrispyKritter: this is why you never wake up a sleeping drunk. you can scare them and they react poorly.


One time I thought I was being pranked and I punched my brother in the dick while he was looking for the remote. I then vomited.
 
2012-07-06 04:17:19 PM
Actually did something like that years ago, just not the running over cops bit.

I went out of town for my sister's wedding and got so drunk I had to crawl under a bush to sleep it off. When the sun came up I peeked through the foliage to see a big blue shield painted on the wall.

i173.photobucket.com

No, I'm not proud of myself.
 
2012-07-06 04:56:36 PM
Thats the perfect place to do it! The cops wont be expecting it!
 
2012-07-06 05:04:31 PM

Mr. Potatoass: ...possession of cocaine...

He passed out and still had some blow left? Rookie mistake.


There is no need to continue this thread.
 
2012-07-06 05:25:02 PM

cbcs: Mr. Potatoass: ...possession of cocaine...

He passed out and still had some blow left? Rookie mistake.

There is no need to continue this thread.


You, Sir, are a gentleman, and a scholar.
 
2012-07-06 05:44:44 PM

Rufus Lee King:

What's funny is about 15 cops walked right past that bush on their way to clock in for the 7AM shift and none of them noticed my passed out-ass.

If you're gonna sleep off a drunk under a bush, do it in front of the police station. No one will notice.

 
2012-07-06 05:56:04 PM

Mugato: He nailed two cops? Well then he obviously wasn't impaired.


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2012-07-06 06:14:26 PM
Ran over two cops? Are the tires ok??
 
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