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2012-07-06 08:20:21 AM
he forgot to make arrangements for ground control, or he was so asstarded that ground control went on strike.

i doubt the courts will be dispensing justice on party fouls, so we may never know the important part.
 
2012-07-06 08:32:55 AM
The naked zombie apocalypse continues. At least he wasn't hungry. BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!
 
2012-07-06 08:57:43 AM
Naked and tripping in the tiny kingdom will simply not do.

Roll Tide
 
2012-07-06 09:03:59 AM
When I am naked, I often trip on my balls.
 
2012-07-06 11:16:57 AM
I've tripped hundreds of times, but never once decided it would be a good idea to strip naked. It seems in almost every one of these incidents, drugs make people instant nudists.
 
2012-07-06 11:41:29 AM
Fourth of July, with Lucy in Sky
I remember pine trees and the coat of many colors
I was nineteen, I'd do anything
shiat like that now scares me, but I'd like to do it again
It was Independence Day
I've seen the other side and I say
Oh, I've been insane
And I won't ever be the same

/too bad the perp was 21, the lyrics almost matched up perfectly
 
2012-07-06 11:44:38 AM
Tripping balls and fireworks go really well together, like chocolate and peanut butter. And if its snowing, even better.
 
2012-07-06 11:56:23 AM
Silly Jesus: When I am naked, I often trip on my balls.

You should really get that checked out. Something may be wrong with your balls.
 
2012-07-06 12:11:29 PM
HatMadeOfAss: Silly Jesus: When I am naked, I often trip on my balls.

You should really get that checked out. Something may be wrong with your balls.


I lost my legs in Nam.
 
2012-07-06 12:19:50 PM
Nice. If I had been that security guard I would have promised to not report a naked 21-year-old ... for a reciprocal consideration.

(Unless he was just an absolute pork-belly)
 
2012-07-06 12:23:23 PM
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2012-07-06 12:45:41 PM
I'm guessing he was white, otherwise he'd also be facing a trespassing charge.
 
2012-07-06 12:54:14 PM
I'd love to see a follow up on this. I hope he wasn't charged too harshly. I know that's a stretch considering the location, but one can hope.
 
2012-07-06 01:29:58 PM
What a waste. You're supposed to take a "large amount of LSD" if there are NO fireworks! You'll have plenty to keep you busy tripping like that, and chances are that common streetlights will fill in just fine for fireworks at that point.
 
2012-07-06 01:49:40 PM
PYROY: I'm guessing he was white, otherwise he'd also be facing a trespassing charge.

Not an easy thread to insert race into, but you managed, eh?
 
2012-07-06 03:17:43 PM
PYROY: I'm guessing he was white, otherwise he'd also be facing a trespassing charge.

Of course he was white, black people don't do psychedelics.
 
2012-07-06 03:26:22 PM
mysticcat: Naked and tripping in the tiny kingdom will simply not do.

Roll Tide


That is not obscure to me.
 
2012-07-06 07:05:14 PM
Going to amusement parks on mescaline was awesome. Tripping was great in my later teens, but 8 hours on LSD will ruin you the next day. I doubt I could find acid these days. Pot brownies are a very close second to tripping.
 
2012-07-06 07:48:50 PM
laid back w/bud light: Going to amusement parks on mescaline was awesome. Tripping was great in my later teens, but 8 hours on LSD will ruin you the next day. I doubt I could find acid these days. Pot brownies are a very close second to tripping.

Jesus, what kind of pot is that?
 
2012-07-06 08:32:04 PM
krackpipe
You actually can use average weed to make brownies. You have to put like an ounce into cheesecloth with the required amount of oil or more to make a box of brownies. You cook it in a pressure cooker for I forget how long then squeeze out all the oil from the cheesecloth back into the pan. Then use the amount of oil required by the brownie mix to make the brownies. This was taught to me by a chef at a restaurant my friend bartended at. The effects take an hour or so to kick in but trust me it's a good 4 plus hour laugh fest. I split a brownie on christmas eve with my cousin one year and in front of 20 family members couldn't control my laughing just watching the 5 o'clock news and had to leave the room or get busted. I'm sure there are plenty of other recipes online.
 
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