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(YouTube) Video Man tests new male line of Yankee Candles. What does it mean?   (youtube.com ) divider line
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3397 clicks; posted to Video » on 06 Jul 2012 at 9:03 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-07-06 09:28:29 AM  
LOL @ "I'm a man-child ...... I'm a boy"

Ummm. no ... no you're not
 
2012-07-06 09:32:17 AM  
us.123rf.com
 
2012-07-06 09:35:58 AM  
Whar new car smell candle, whar!??
 
2012-07-06 09:37:33 AM  
Putting that to video is enough proof for a man card to be pulled.
 
2012-07-06 09:39:19 AM  
The last time this guy saw a vagina was his own birth.
 
2012-07-06 09:58:29 AM  
I had to stop the video. Next time just show us the product, take a whiff and tell us what it smells like. I came here for an informative candle review and you totally blew it by trying to be silly and doing some annoying stuttering video editing crap.


Oh, and farking shave once in a while. You look like what I imagine most guys on Fark look like. Why don't you tell us what your favorite scotch is you farking biatch!? Also, go outside and move around a few times a week so your kids don't lose their dad before they reach adulthood..or think that it's OK to be a slothful internet obsessed dude whose only goal is to get youtube hits and save the princess in WoW while eating mini muffins and drinking obscure beers.


Nice background music though.
 
2012-07-06 10:18:35 AM  

PYROY: I had to stop the video. Next time just show us the product, take a whiff and tell us what it smells like. I came here for an informative candle review and you totally blew it by trying to be silly and doing some annoying stuttering video editing crap.


Oh, and farking shave once in a while. You look like what I imagine most guys on Fark look like. Why don't you tell us what your favorite scotch is you farking biatch!? Also, go outside and move around a few times a week so your kids don't lose their dad before they reach adulthood..or think that it's OK to be a slothful internet obsessed dude whose only goal is to get youtube hits and save the princess in WoW while eating mini muffins and drinking obscure beers.


Nice background music though.


Wow, you actually believe that guy procreated!?? You're a glass half full kinda person aintcha.
 
2012-07-06 10:18:45 AM  
Made it 3 seconds... don't care to see what guys like that do with their free time
 
2012-07-06 10:28:36 AM  

PYROY: I had to stop the video. Next time just show us the product, take a whiff and tell us what it smells like. I came here for an informative candle review and you totally blew it by trying to be silly and doing some annoying stuttering video editing crap.


Oh, and farking shave once in a while. You look like what I imagine most guys on Fark look like. Why don't you tell us what your favorite scotch is you farking biatch!? Also, go outside and move around a few times a week so your kids don't lose their dad before they reach adulthood..or think that it's OK to be a slothful internet obsessed dude whose only goal is to get youtube hits and save the princess in WoW while eating mini muffins and drinking obscure beers.


Nice background music though.


You forgot the Game of Thrones calendar on his wall. He'd be the walking embodiment of Comic Book Guy if he weren't so gay.
 
2012-07-06 10:33:13 AM  
Ha ha, I got a good chuckle out of it. He reminds me of my uncle. I wouldn't want to hang out with him on a regular basis, but in small doses, he might be okay.
 
2012-07-06 10:40:59 AM  
I couldn't finish the video. The guy is annoying. Good for Yankee Candle though. My wife worked for a candle company based locally until she got laid off due to the recession.They were exploring the same idea, and she asked me about ideas for a 'man' candle. I told her one with the smell of cordite would be awesome, especially if they made the candle jar flare out near the bottom, and then made the thing look like a shotgun shell. They liked the idea, but never took it any farther, which sux.

Here's your candle pro-tip for the day: Companies will make multiple scents with exactly the same formula, they just have different labels, the labeling works on you subliminally, so you smell what the label says. There are about 6 scents with the company my wife works for that have all the same exact scent, only difference is the name. 'Sugar Cookie' and 'Birthday Cake' are the two names I can think of off of the top of my head.
 
2012-07-06 10:49:39 AM  
My submissions for man-candle scents:

Ozone
Gasoline
Campfire
Sweaty-Cheerleader
 
2012-07-06 01:06:50 PM  
I saw those candles at (of all places) a Casino gift shop. Stupid idea, brilliantly executed. The 2x4 and lawn mower ones were spot on. Smelled exactly like sawdust and freshly cut grass.

Why anyone would want a candle with either of those smells, I have no idea.
 
2012-07-06 03:17:00 PM  
No, fork handles. Handles for forks.
 
2012-07-06 03:31:26 PM  
Whar Bacon Candle?

Whar?
 
2012-07-06 04:01:37 PM  

blunttrauma: The 2x4 and lawn mower ones were spot on. Smelled exactly like sawdust and freshly cut grass.

Why anyone would want a candle with either of those smells, I have no idea.


Maybe if a guy has an SO who has a penchant for perfumey candles, like the ones that irritate my nose and make my eyes water, this might make sense as a sort of masculine counterpoint. Either offered by the candle lover as a token of recognition to the other or by the other as a token of revolt.
 
2012-07-06 04:10:09 PM  
WHY are these not called "Mandles???????"
 
2012-07-06 04:50:29 PM  
They sound like the Jones Soda of scented candles. I love the smell of shot shotgun shells, rollercoaster grease, the backs of chicks' necks, yet still I want the candles that smell like waffles and cinnamon buns.
 
2012-07-06 06:14:11 PM  
what no fart? thats just wrong
 
2012-07-06 06:58:51 PM  
My Man Candle Ideas:

Beer
Exhaust (no catalytic)
New car (previously mentioned)
Captain Black
 
2012-07-06 08:03:22 PM  
The smell of freshly sawed wood and sawdust actually makes me nauseous.
 
2012-07-06 08:58:07 PM  
You think he's ghey now? Just wait till his review of the upcoming 'Sweaty Balls' candle...
 
2012-07-06 09:08:19 PM  
moviesofmyself.typepad.com
 
m3h
2012-07-06 09:14:44 PM  

MOHWowbagger: WHY are these not called "Mandles???????"


I'll just leave this here for you. No one likes lawsuits
 
2012-07-06 09:53:05 PM  
Gotta give this dude props for taking such good care of his glasses he got in 4th grade.
 
2012-07-06 11:16:28 PM  
Wait? That's for real? I thought it was a spoof on Yankee Candle. Who the fark do they think are going to buy these? Men aren't going to buy them because men know that unless you are without power there is no reason to light candles. And if you are without power some scented bullshait isn't the candle you want burning. And women aren't going to buy these because if women are buying candles they want lilac or lavender or some similar nonsense.
 
2012-07-07 07:54:20 AM  
I'm not surprised that this guy doesn't know what a football smells like. I actually smelled the a couple of days ago. The cut grass is the only one that smells good.
 
2012-07-07 08:38:41 AM  

AmbientSix:
Exhaust (no catalytic)
New car (previously mentioned)


I'd buy those. Willing to try the 2x4 they have too. LoL, I have no idea why.
 
2012-07-07 08:41:26 AM  

RobotSpider: Sweaty-Cheerleader


thighs. Sweaty cheerleader thighs.

/giggity
 
2012-07-09 02:46:14 AM  

brigid_fitch: PYROY: I had to stop the video. Next time just show us the product, take a whiff and tell us what it smells like. I came here for an informative candle review and you totally blew it by trying to be silly and doing some annoying stuttering video editing crap.


Oh, and farking shave once in a while. You look like what I imagine most guys on Fark look like. Why don't you tell us what your favorite scotch is you farking biatch!? Also, go outside and move around a few times a week so your kids don't lose their dad before they reach adulthood..or think that it's OK to be a slothful internet obsessed dude whose only goal is to get youtube hits and save the princess in WoW while eating mini muffins and drinking obscure beers.


Nice background music though.

You forgot the Game of Thrones calendar on his wall. He'd be the walking embodiment of Comic Book Guy if he weren't so gay.


Says the guy who was able to identify a "Game of Thrones" calender simply by reading a name of a character on it....without help of pictures.

Glass houses...
 
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