What kind of super powers would a melon have anyhow? They'd pretty much just be the equivalent of normal human powers, right? Sure, the other melons would find it impressive that this one has not one by two organs that can detect light reflecting off the objects near it, but that doesn't really give much advantage to a species that's naturally immobile.

It's true, my research paper got rejected from the journal because I didn't illustrate in enough detail the mutant superpowers one could get from my product.

/It's ok, they will let me resubmit it with some minor corrections.

You know what else leads to tastier fruit? Letting it ripen before you pick it.

serial_crusher: What kind of super powers would a melon have anyhow?

You'd be surprised at what the right set of melons can accomplish:

SmackLT: You'd be surprised at what the right set of melons can accomplish:

I came in here to say something but instead I just came.

minoridiot: You know what else leads to tastier fruit? Letting it ripen before you pick it.

Well that'd make eating melons for most of the country through most of the year impossible

Moon melons can give goblins magic powers.

But the important question is this: will there be enough watermelon in the future for Lamaar?

//obscure?

serial_crusher: What kind of super powers would a melon have anyhow?

...and I'm late to arrive with "Most Common Super Power" jokes, but at least I don't see that TV tropes link yet.