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ArcadianRefugee: Selling souls on eBay is old hat. Seriously, I think they actually did that before the Simpsons did it.
BurnShrike: People sell imaginary things all the time.
Lando Lincoln: BurnShrike: People sell imaginary things all the time.So you will sell me your soul, then.
mutterfark: Is she a cobbler?
BurnShrike: Lando Lincoln: BurnShrike: People sell imaginary things all the time.So you will sell me your soul, then.Absolutely, for the right price.
Optimus Primate: I have found through the years that pretty much nobody, even athiests, will sell their soul...."just in case".
Optimus Primate: >>enable CSB modeWhile in the Navy, there was a "hardcore confirmed athiest" in our division. An good friend of mine would always question the athiest's true commitment to his non-beliefs. Eventually, and close to payday when the athiest was broke, he offered him ten dollars for his soul. Made a contract and everything, which the athiest had to sign in blood. The athiest took the ten dollars, waved it in my friend's face, and called him a fool as he went on his way with "free money".I'll be damned if it didn't work out EXACTLY like the Bart's Soul episode. After two days, the athiest was back nonchalantly asking about "cancelling the offer, and just returning the ten dollars". He had a dark look to him, and you could see he had been mulling it over a lot and it was eating at him. My friend, who held the contract, is one of those absolutely merciless types and refused - waving the contract in his face and gleefully mocking him and saying how he is now "guaranteed heaven" since he holds two souls...stuff like that. He made the poor bastard BEG for the soul back, and eventually relented after the victim stated that "he was actually agnostic and not athiest" mcuh to the satusfaction of my friend who had then "won".He sold him his soul back for THIRTY dollars on payday. You shoulda seen the look of relief of the dude's face...he was seriously stressed about it.I have found through the years that pretty much nobody, even athiests, will sell their soul...."just in case".
Honest Bender: Hmm, how does she plan on delivering her soul? What's the process of delivery? Or is it up to me, as the purchaser, to take possession of her soul?[i49.tinypic.com image 640x360]
Lando Lincoln: BurnShrike: Lando Lincoln: BurnShrike: People sell imaginary things all the time.So you will sell me your soul, then.Absolutely, for the right price.How much?
browntimmy: Even if there was a soul who's dumb enough to think a piece of paper saying, "Here's my soul" is actually valid? Oh right, people who believe in souls.
WhippingBoy: Women have no souls.
BurnShrike: WhippingBoy: Women have no souls.Neither do men. What's your point?
WhippingBoy: BurnShrike: WhippingBoy: Women have no souls.Neither do men. What's your point?Way to ruin a perfectly good joke, jerk.
BurnShrike: WhippingBoy: BurnShrike: WhippingBoy: Women have no souls.Neither do men. What's your point?Way to ruin a perfectly good joke, jerk.It was a mediocre joke, but you just didn't put enough heart and soul into it.
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