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(Daily Mail)   Woman puts her 'slightly used' soul on eBay for $2,000   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 127
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2012-07-06 08:43:20 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-06 08:43:37 AM  
Better than her slightly used vag.
 
2012-07-06 08:44:26 AM  
Simpsons did it.
 
2012-07-06 08:44:50 AM  
Done in one.
 
2012-07-06 08:45:44 AM  
GD?
 
2012-07-06 08:45:50 AM  

WTF Indeed: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]


simpsons did it.
 
2012-07-06 08:46:28 AM  
I'd sell my soul for a formula one racing car
 
2012-07-06 08:47:08 AM  
Well, this is certainly a novel approach to AWing.
 
2012-07-06 08:47:17 AM  
Delivery on Friday the 13th?
 
2012-07-06 08:50:52 AM  
People sell imaginary things all the time. Just look at all the people buying items and money on WoW, EQ etc.

At least you get some kind of benefit for having a better suit of armour in a game though.
 
2012-07-06 08:51:05 AM  
Hmm, how does she plan on delivering her soul? What's the process of delivery? Or is it up to me, as the purchaser, to take possession of her soul?

i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-06 08:52:42 AM  
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2012-07-06 08:52:43 AM  
Selling souls on eBay is old hat. Seriously, I think they actually did that before the Simpsons did it.
 
2012-07-06 08:53:24 AM  
Messed up article. Not one mention of her age and how many kids she has.
 
2012-07-06 08:55:36 AM  
eBay will cancel it, because selling body parts is not allowed.
 
2012-07-06 08:56:29 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Selling souls on eBay is old hat. Seriously, I think they actually did that before the Simpsons did it.


eBay: founded September 3, 1995

Simpsons S07E04 (Bart Sells His Soul): aired October 8, 1995

With pre-production lead times, I'm guessing the Simpsons was at least penned first - but it probably inspire people to start doing it from pretty much the first month eBay was in business
 
2012-07-06 08:57:28 AM  
Headline -- Woman Hottie puts her 'slightly used' soul on eBay for $2,000.

FTFY Subby. Now it's up to snuff for a link to the Daily Fail.
 
2012-07-06 08:57:30 AM  
Is she a cobbler?
 
2012-07-06 08:59:27 AM  

BurnShrike: People sell imaginary things all the time.


So you will sell me your soul, then.
 
2012-07-06 09:00:17 AM  

Lando Lincoln: BurnShrike: People sell imaginary things all the time.

So you will sell me your soul, then.


Absolutely, for the right price.
 
2012-07-06 09:01:27 AM  
Does $2000 include the troll toll?

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2012-07-06 09:02:21 AM  

mutterfark: Is she a cobbler?


no she's a gay!
 
2012-07-06 09:02:46 AM  
I got nothing, just like the person who buys this.
 
2012-07-06 09:02:46 AM  

BurnShrike: Lando Lincoln: BurnShrike: People sell imaginary things all the time.

So you will sell me your soul, then.

Absolutely, for the right price.


How much?
 
2012-07-06 09:04:50 AM  
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2012-07-06 09:06:30 AM  

WTF Indeed: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]


Done in 1
 
2012-07-06 09:06:43 AM  
>

>enable CSB mode

While in the Navy, there was a "hardcore confirmed athiest" in our division. An good friend of mine would always question the athiest's true commitment to his non-beliefs. Eventually, and close to payday when the athiest was broke, he offered him ten dollars for his soul. Made a contract and everything, which the athiest had to sign in blood. The athiest took the ten dollars, waved it in my friend's face, and called him a fool as he went on his way with "free money".

I'll be damned if it didn't work out EXACTLY like the Bart's Soul episode. After two days, the athiest was back nonchalantly asking about "cancelling the offer, and just returning the ten dollars". He had a dark look to him, and you could see he had been mulling it over a lot and it was eating at him. My friend, who held the contract, is one of those absolutely merciless types and refused - waving the contract in his face and gleefully mocking him and saying how he is now "guaranteed heaven" since he holds two souls...stuff like that. He made the poor bastard BEG for the soul back, and eventually relented after the victim stated that "he was actually agnostic and not athiest" mcuh to the satusfaction of my friend who had then "won".

He sold him his soul back for THIRTY dollars on payday. You shoulda seen the look of relief of the dude's face...he was seriously stressed about it.

I have found through the years that pretty much nobody, even athiests, will sell their soul...."just in case".
 
2012-07-06 09:07:00 AM  
Lando Lincoln: BurnShrike: Lando Lincoln: BurnShrike: People sell imaginary things all the time.

So you will sell me your soul, then.

Absolutely, for the right price.

How much?


You two should get a room.

/kinda funny
/or kinda sad
/or kinda crazy
/depends on your view I guess
 
2012-07-06 09:11:29 AM  
since the simpsons thing is already taken care of, i would like to mention that my friend used to do this. on halloween he would draw up a bunch of contracts and then offer to buy people's soul for one large king-size candybar of their choice. and he would always get a couple from people who thought 'hey, free candy bar!' the fact that they would actually sign the contract and go through all the motions actually kind of bothered me, but it was amusing anyways.
 
2012-07-06 09:11:47 AM  
Seems like a good gift for your lawyer friend.
 
2012-07-06 09:12:23 AM  

Optimus Primate: I have found through the years that pretty much nobody, even athiests, will sell their soul...."just in case".


Make me an offer.
 
2012-07-06 09:12:26 AM  
I did some soul searching once, but I kept getting a 404 error.
 
2012-07-06 09:15:45 AM  
According to the Optimus Primate multiplier, the $2000 soul should be worth $6000 on payday. Try getting a return like that from your 401K.
 
2012-07-06 09:19:14 AM  

Optimus Primate: >

>enable CSB mode

While in the Navy, there was a "hardcore confirmed athiest" in our division. An good friend of mine would always question the athiest's true commitment to his non-beliefs. Eventually, and close to payday when the athiest was broke, he offered him ten dollars for his soul. Made a contract and everything, which the athiest had to sign in blood. The athiest took the ten dollars, waved it in my friend's face, and called him a fool as he went on his way with "free money".

I'll be damned if it didn't work out EXACTLY like the Bart's Soul episode. After two days, the athiest was back nonchalantly asking about "cancelling the offer, and just returning the ten dollars". He had a dark look to him, and you could see he had been mulling it over a lot and it was eating at him. My friend, who held the contract, is one of those absolutely merciless types and refused - waving the contract in his face and gleefully mocking him and saying how he is now "guaranteed heaven" since he holds two souls...stuff like that. He made the poor bastard BEG for the soul back, and eventually relented after the victim stated that "he was actually agnostic and not athiest" mcuh to the satusfaction of my friend who had then "won".

He sold him his soul back for THIRTY dollars on payday. You shoulda seen the look of relief of the dude's face...he was seriously stressed about it.

I have found through the years that pretty much nobody, even athiests, will sell their soul...."just in case".


Dude, I've sold my soul more times than I can count (first was for a pack of cigarettes as a teen), and have had zero stress or worry about it, ever. It's just silly superstition.
 
2012-07-06 09:23:33 AM  
Even if there was a soul who's dumb enough to think a piece of paper saying, "Here's my soul" is actually valid? Oh right, people who believe in souls.
 
2012-07-06 09:24:11 AM  

Honest Bender: Hmm, how does she plan on delivering her soul? What's the process of delivery? Or is it up to me, as the purchaser, to take possession of her soul?

[i49.tinypic.com image 640x360]


Is that the O'Rly owl tucked into that critter's throat?
 
2012-07-06 09:26:54 AM  

Lando Lincoln: BurnShrike: Lando Lincoln: BurnShrike: People sell imaginary things all the time.

So you will sell me your soul, then.

Absolutely, for the right price.

How much?


I dunno. Make me an offer. How much does a soul go for these days? Mine's in better condition than hers. I'd like to be able to get myself something nice with the money.
 
2012-07-06 09:27:56 AM  

browntimmy: Even if there was a soul who's dumb enough to think a piece of paper saying, "Here's my soul" is actually valid? Oh right, people who believe in souls.


Shhhh. I'm about to make some money here.
 
2012-07-06 09:28:22 AM  
we all share the same soul.

all animals, plants

guess what this woman is SMART. cause she now has someone to validate her mental illness!
 
2012-07-06 09:28:46 AM  
i.ytimg.com

Approves

/Obscure?
 
2012-07-06 09:29:06 AM  
It may have just been a typo. She may be selling her hole.
 
2012-07-06 09:30:03 AM  
Women have no souls.
 
2012-07-06 09:31:57 AM  

WhippingBoy: Women have no souls.


Neither do men. What's your point?
 
2012-07-06 09:33:20 AM  

BurnShrike: WhippingBoy: Women have no souls.

Neither do men. What's your point?


Way to ruin a perfectly good joke, jerk.
 
2012-07-06 09:34:13 AM  

WhippingBoy: BurnShrike: WhippingBoy: Women have no souls.

Neither do men. What's your point?

Way to ruin a perfectly good joke, jerk.


I know I have a soul. Cause i can SIIING
 
2012-07-06 09:34:14 AM  

WhippingBoy: BurnShrike: WhippingBoy: Women have no souls.

Neither do men. What's your point?

Way to ruin a perfectly good joke, jerk.


It was a mediocre joke, but you just didn't put enough heart and soul into it.
 
2012-07-06 09:34:59 AM  
Souls are cheap these days... I had one guy lose his to me by playing a video game, and another girl lose hers to me betting against the Cubs.

/neither time did I bet *my* soul.
//Apparently 50 cents for another play at that video game was enough to risk it for the first guy and for me to "kiss her on her feet" was enough for the second girl to risk and lose her soul as well.
///After losing it, they both wanted their souls back... seller's remorse I guess.
 
2012-07-06 09:35:24 AM  

BurnShrike: WhippingBoy: BurnShrike: WhippingBoy: Women have no souls.

Neither do men. What's your point?

Way to ruin a perfectly good joke, jerk.

It was a mediocre joke, but you just didn't put enough heart and soul into it.


Heh. OK, you're aaaaaall-right.
 
2012-07-06 09:35:32 AM  
Wow...41 posts and nobody posted this?
 
2012-07-06 09:35:58 AM  
1) It is against ebay rules to sell human body parts

2) If you can not deliver, this is fraud

3) Fugly
 
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