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(Denver Channel)   When trying to spray bear repellent at others, make sure you check the wind direction   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 25
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DYI
2012-07-06 01:19:13 AM  
Does it make them wipe their ass with a rabbit?
 
2012-07-06 02:47:42 AM  
Better than bear propellant, no one can handle immolated bears.
 
2012-07-06 02:50:26 AM  

Owangotang: Better than bear propellant, no one can handle immolated bears.


*golfclap*

I just have to marvel at their idiocy. Dunno if you can get it cheaper on the civilian side, but up at GNP last year, that stuff was priced about $50/can. Might as well bring a cheaper can of pepper spray, dumbass...
 
2012-07-06 02:51:02 AM  
Every time I think I'd heard all the stupid things people could possibly think to do while under the influence of alcohol, Fark proves me wrong. Good job, guys.
 
2012-07-06 02:57:08 AM  
"The men also sprayed repellent at a group of 10 to 15 people standing front of a nearby fraternity house in the same block but police said the wind shifted and blew the cloud of bear repellent back toward them."


They are lucky they weren't beaten down when that happened
 
2012-07-06 03:00:48 AM  
What, did they come to BRUIN? They couldn't BEAR it? You should have URSINE the looks on their faces?
 
2012-07-06 03:01:17 AM  
White people drive-by problems.
 
2012-07-06 03:05:47 AM  
The men also sprayed repellent at a group of 10 to 15 people standing front of a nearby fraternity house in the same block but police said the wind shifted and blew the cloud of bear repellent back toward them.

Is this what they call poetic justice? Or is it what is called getting your just deserts?
 
2012-07-06 03:12:33 AM  

ongbok: The men also sprayed repellent at a group of 10 to 15 people standing front of a nearby fraternity house in the same block but police said the wind shifted and blew the cloud of bear repellent back toward them.

Is this what they call poetic justice? Or is it what is called getting your just deserts?


Neither. It's called being really, really stupid.
 
2012-07-06 03:14:44 AM  

batcookie: ongbok: The men also sprayed repellent at a group of 10 to 15 people standing front of a nearby fraternity house in the same block but police said the wind shifted and blew the cloud of bear repellent back toward them.

Is this what they call poetic justice? Or is it what is called getting your just deserts?

Neither. It's called being really, really stupid.


Ok. I agree.
 
2012-07-06 03:16:31 AM  
Dudes sprayed at frat boys, doused themselves instead.

/not sure if amused or disappointed.
 
2012-07-06 03:22:18 AM  

G-Rot: Dudes sprayed at frat boys, doused themselves instead.

/not sure if amused or disappointed.


They were frat boys, it doesn't say whether the intended victims were.

Pledged a frat my first term at college, didn't join. But I learned a lot about how truly vile human beings can be.
 
2012-07-06 04:23:43 AM  

Farkenhostile: "The men also sprayed repellent at a group of 10 to 15 people standing front of a nearby fraternity house in the same block but police said the wind shifted and blew the cloud of bear repellent back toward them."


They are lucky they weren't beaten down when that happened


I'd've been laughing too hard to be mad. That's some funny shiat right there.
 
2012-07-06 04:33:48 AM  

batcookie: ongbok: The men also sprayed repellent at a group of 10 to 15 people standing front of a nearby fraternity house in the same block but police said the wind shifted and blew the cloud of bear repellent back toward them.

Is this what they call poetic justice? Or is it what is called getting your just deserts?

Neither. It's called being really, really stupid.


Well it's worse than that.

The wind would have to be REALLY strong to turn back bear spray on a drive-by. Because if you're driving by at 10mph, it can't just drift back towards you, you're gone. Leaving, at 10mph. The winds would have to be crazy strong to both turn the spray around AND catch up with you at 10, 20, 30 mph or whatever.

Occam's Razor here, simplest solution is probably correct. No crazy high winds. They sprayed in front of them and DROVE RIGHT THROUGH IT.
 
2012-07-06 06:50:24 AM  
Never heard of bear spray.

Only thing I can think of that may make a bear go the other way would be a skunk.

Did these guys with super brains skunkify themselves?
 
2012-07-06 06:52:31 AM  
I first read "beer repellent", and I asked "...why would you do that?!"
 
2012-07-06 06:52:55 AM  
They were just doing their civic duty.

simpsonswiki.net

You don't see any bears around, do you?
 
2012-07-06 07:49:16 AM  
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com

Gotta know how to use your tools Brah!
 
2012-07-06 09:22:14 AM  
Been there, seen that.

As teenagers, we had some heavy duty pepper spray. Larger than the usual 'purse-size' and the nozzle was shaped like a small funnel.
We wanted to spray some but were scared. Friend volunteered, can't remember if he called us on our cowardice or not.
So he stood in this clearing and sprayed. The mist coming out of that was akin to flamethrower blast (sans flame ofcourse).

We stood motionless for a couple of seconds going 'damn' and 'wow' until suddenly the guy who sprayed starts shouting and running back to the car. I think he inhaled to shout and/or warn us. He was a bubbling, sniffing, coughing mess for the next 15 mins. at least.
Of course it didn't help that we were laughing our heads off.
I think more than the eyes/nose burning, it was the first few seconds of him coughing every time he tried to inhale was what freaked him out.

Drove off with him hanging his head out the window.

Good times. Good times.
 
2012-07-06 09:39:09 AM  
When I was a youngster (and most likely stoned) I sprayed some mace or CS type stuff in the house one time just to see what happened. Of course it vaporized and I ended up getting it on me. I don't recall anyone else being there.

You only do that once.
 
2012-07-06 09:52:43 AM  
I cracked up at the part about them crashing their scooter. Shooting any sort of pepper spray while moving forward seems like a bad idea.
 
2012-07-06 10:27:43 AM  
Strange but true. That spray works great to reoel nuisance or even angry/predatory bears when sprayed into the bears faces (just like it says on the label) BUT there have been several cases of geniuses camping in alaska who spayed the outsides of their tents/gear with it in attempts to repel potential bears from camp. Which is funny enough when you think about them touching their tent or pack then rubbing their eyes. But it also has attracted brown bears into their camps. Apparently the bears come and lick the pepper spray off of stuff and sometimes eat the things that were sprayed.
 
2012-07-06 10:29:26 AM  

ModernPrimitive01: I cracked up at the part about them crashing their scooter. Shooting any sort of pepper spray while moving forward seems like a bad idea.


I want to see drunks trying to ride scooters backwards
 
2012-07-06 11:44:54 AM  
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media.bakersfieldnow.com

Hot like a Occupy Wall Street protesters face.
 
2012-07-06 03:04:35 PM  

Oznog: batcookie: ongbok: The men also sprayed repellent at a group of 10 to 15 people standing front of a nearby fraternity house in the same block but police said the wind shifted and blew the cloud of bear repellent back toward them.

Is this what they call poetic justice? Or is it what is called getting your just deserts?

Neither. It's called being really, really stupid.

Well it's worse than that.

The wind would have to be REALLY strong to turn back bear spray on a drive-by. Because if you're driving by at 10mph, it can't just drift back towards you, you're gone. Leaving, at 10mph. The winds would have to be crazy strong to both turn the spray around AND catch up with you at 10, 20, 30 mph or whatever.

Occam's Razor here, simplest solution is probably correct. No crazy high winds. They sprayed in front of them and DROVE RIGHT THROUGH IT.


Gusts could exceed 100 mph overnight, forecasters said. The precise timing of those winds' arrival, however, was still uncertain at 7:45 p.m.

/It gets windy up here.
 
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