FARK.com: (7198685) Police in Alberta are looking for several million stolen bees. So far, their beeline toward sting operations and swat teams have given only greater buzz and a waxing public interest

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		Police in Alberta are looking for several million stolen bees. So far, their beeline toward sting operations and swat teams have given only greater buzz and a waxing public interest (cbc.ca)		36
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ModernLuddite		2012-07-05 09:53:40 PM

But.....why?

Nadie_AZ		2012-07-05 09:55:47 PM

I mead more information.

TexasPeace		2012-07-05 10:00:56 PM

Honey, you can dew butter than that. Comb the internet, and you'll come up with puns that give the readers hives.

texdent		2012-07-05 10:09:11 PM

Wanted for questioning

PhiloeBedoe		2012-07-05 11:10:02 PM

To the Beemobile!
You mean your Chevy?
....Yes.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-07-05 11:28:56 PM

I got nut'n honey

Ghastly		2012-07-06 12:16:23 AM

You see, bees usually make a lot of noise. No noise - suggests no bees!

mamoru		2012-07-06 01:47:58 AM

I like my thieves like I like my coffee...

COVERED IN BEES!

batcookie		2012-07-06 03:31:52 AM

texdent: [images.wikia.com image 291x350]
Wanted for questioning

benefitsofhoneyblog.com

Relieved to hear that.

maxwellton		2012-07-06 03:37:28 AM

That's a honey of a headline, for sure.

I say, call in Nicholas Cage!

Dejah		2012-07-06 03:38:52 AM

ModernLuddite: [www.dvddrive-in.com image 288x162]

But.....why?

Bees, cuz.

Gyrfalcon		2012-07-06 03:39:11 AM

Guess he won't have them...

SoxSweepAgain		2012-07-06 03:39:43 AM

Puns.

Meh.

So sick of pun headlines.

acefox1		2012-07-06 03:42:57 AM

Bees?

We're gonna need a lot of money because bees aren't cheap.

Are bees cheap??

othmar		2012-07-06 04:00:37 AM

i see i have missed nothing important while i slept.

ktybear		2012-07-06 04:18:45 AM

Lucrative market selling bees to Greenland, apparently.

VvonderJesus		2012-07-06 04:29:46 AM

SoxSweepAgain: Puns.

Meh.

So sick of pun headlines.

You should have just Let It Bee

illannoyin		2012-07-06 04:42:12 AM

Sweet! You know you catch more flys with...

Nevermind.

PandaPorn		2012-07-06 04:51:08 AM

This headline was punny.

batcookie		2012-07-06 04:57:33 AM

illannoyin: Sweet! You know you catch more flys with...

Nevermind.

Actually, that's an untrue truism. They're actually more attracted to vinegar (cider or balsamic, ideally).

shotglasss		2012-07-06 06:49:39 AM

maxwellton: That's a honey of a headline, for sure.

I say, call in Nicholas Cage!

I was going to say that.

/shakes tiny fist

Mad-n-FL		2012-07-06 07:35:10 AM

They reloaded the dog's mouths?

Bees are livestock		2012-07-06 07:50:12 AM

We have had hives stolen before out of the fields when left for pollination.
All of my hive bodies and frames are branded and easily identified without opening the hives. The main problem I have is the farmers spraying the fields with notifying the beekeeper...

Flakeloaf		2012-07-06 07:59:51 AM

Rufus Lee King: [farm4.static.flickr.com image 409x500]

"This is a Do-Bee. He is a cheerful smiling fellow"

That is because he is an idiot who just got green paint all over his left hand.

Harry Freakstorm		2012-07-06 08:06:27 AM

Rufus Lee King

Do Bee got paint all over his Opie Taylor Original shirt.
Do Bee is about to get his butt whipped by Do Mom.
Do Bee also has paint on his hands
Uh oh Do Bee. Don't touch the wall.
Too late. Now Do Dad is pissed.

Don't Be is upset about the status Quo
Don't Be is going in to politics to change things
Don't Be is going to be richer than 10 Do Bees

Lionidas		2012-07-06 08:09:08 AM

Your firearms are useless against them!

MrCheeks		2012-07-06 08:31:43 AM

NephilimNexus		2012-07-06 09:18:12 AM

They all went back to Melissa Majoria.

Tentacle		2012-07-06 09:26:48 AM

Posting the news on fark will surely generate some buzz about it

mdbuff12		2012-07-06 09:45:18 AM

Beekeeper 1: "Well, very clever, Simpson, luring our bees to your sugar pile and selling them back to us at an inflated price.'

Homer: "Bees are on the what now?"

Savage Bacon		2012-07-06 09:59:06 AM

mdbuff12: Beekeeper 1: "Well, very clever, Simpson, luring our bees to your sugar pile and selling them back to us at an inflated price.'

Homer: "Bees are on the what now?"

"Simpson, you diabolical... we're willing to pay $2,000 for the swarm."

thehighesttree		2012-07-06 10:34:50 AM

//always come to Fark bee threads just for this.

McDougal		2012-07-06 11:36:38 AM

Oh, Aaandy!
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dallylamma		2012-07-06 11:58:34 AM

Bees in the car! Bees everywhere! God, they're huge and they're sting crazy!
They're ripping my flesh off! Run away, your firearms are useless against them!