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(CBC)   Police in Alberta are looking for several million stolen bees. So far, their beeline toward sting operations and swat teams have given only greater buzz and a waxing public interest   (cbc.ca) divider line 36
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2012-07-05 09:53:40 PM  
www.dvddrive-in.com

But.....why?
 
2012-07-05 09:55:47 PM  
I mead more information.
 
2012-07-05 10:00:56 PM  
Honey, you can dew butter than that. Comb the internet, and you'll come up with puns that give the readers hives.
 
2012-07-05 10:09:11 PM  
images.wikia.com
Wanted for questioning
 
2012-07-05 11:10:02 PM  
To the Beemobile!
You mean your Chevy?
....Yes.
 
2012-07-05 11:28:56 PM  
I got nut'n honey
 
2012-07-06 12:16:23 AM  
You see, bees usually make a lot of noise. No noise - suggests no bees!
 
2012-07-06 01:47:58 AM  
I like my thieves like I like my coffee...

COVERED IN BEES!
 
2012-07-06 03:31:52 AM  

texdent: [images.wikia.com image 291x350]
Wanted for questioning


benefitsofhoneyblog.com
Relieved to hear that.
 
2012-07-06 03:37:28 AM  
That's a honey of a headline, for sure.

I say, call in Nicholas Cage!
 
2012-07-06 03:38:52 AM  

ModernLuddite: [www.dvddrive-in.com image 288x162]

But.....why?


Bees, cuz.
 
2012-07-06 03:39:11 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Guess he won't have them...
 
2012-07-06 03:39:43 AM  
Puns.

Meh.

So sick of pun headlines.
 
2012-07-06 03:42:57 AM  
Bees?

farm9.staticflickr.com

We're gonna need a lot of money because bees aren't cheap.

Are bees cheap??
 
2012-07-06 04:00:37 AM  
i see i have missed nothing important while i slept.
 
2012-07-06 04:18:45 AM  
Lucrative market selling bees to Greenland, apparently.
 
2012-07-06 04:29:46 AM  

SoxSweepAgain: Puns.

Meh.

So sick of pun headlines.


You should have just Let It Bee
 
2012-07-06 04:42:12 AM  
Sweet! You know you catch more flys with...

Nevermind.
 
2012-07-06 04:51:08 AM  
This headline was punny.
 
2012-07-06 04:57:33 AM  

illannoyin: Sweet! You know you catch more flys with...

Nevermind.


Actually, that's an untrue truism. They're actually more attracted to vinegar (cider or balsamic, ideally).
 
2012-07-06 06:49:39 AM  

maxwellton: That's a honey of a headline, for sure.

I say, call in Nicholas Cage!


I was going to say that.

/shakes tiny fist
 
2012-07-06 07:35:10 AM  
They reloaded the dog's mouths?
 
2012-07-06 07:50:12 AM  
We have had hives stolen before out of the fields when left for pollination.
All of my hive bodies and frames are branded and easily identified without opening the hives. The main problem I have is the farmers spraying the fields with notifying the beekeeper...
 
2012-07-06 07:59:51 AM  

Rufus Lee King: [farm4.static.flickr.com image 409x500]


"This is a Do-Bee. He is a cheerful smiling fellow"

That is because he is an idiot who just got green paint all over his left hand.
 
2012-07-06 08:06:27 AM  
Rufus Lee King

Do Bee got paint all over his Opie Taylor Original shirt.
Do Bee is about to get his butt whipped by Do Mom.
Do Bee also has paint on his hands
Uh oh Do Bee. Don't touch the wall.
Too late. Now Do Dad is pissed.

Don't Be is upset about the status Quo
Don't Be is going in to politics to change things
Don't Be is going to be richer than 10 Do Bees
 
2012-07-06 08:09:08 AM  
Your firearms are useless against them!
 
2012-07-06 08:31:43 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-06 09:18:12 AM  
They all went back to Melissa Majoria.
 
2012-07-06 09:26:48 AM  
Posting the news on fark will surely generate some buzz about it
 
2012-07-06 09:45:18 AM  
Beekeeper 1: "Well, very clever, Simpson, luring our bees to your sugar pile and selling them back to us at an inflated price.'

Homer: "Bees are on the what now?"
 
2012-07-06 09:59:06 AM  

mdbuff12: Beekeeper 1: "Well, very clever, Simpson, luring our bees to your sugar pile and selling them back to us at an inflated price.'

Homer: "Bees are on the what now?"


"Simpson, you diabolical... we're willing to pay $2,000 for the swarm."
 
2012-07-06 10:34:50 AM  
www.spankthellama.com

//always come to Fark bee threads just for this.
 
2012-07-06 11:36:38 AM  
Oh, Aaandy!
cdn.static.ovimg.com
 
2012-07-06 11:58:34 AM  
www.grouchoreviews.com

Bees in the car! Bees everywhere! God, they're huge and they're sting crazy!
They're ripping my flesh off! Run away, your firearms are useless against them!
 
2012-07-06 12:25:11 PM  
bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2012-07-07 12:03:29 AM  
Investigstion revealed no be husbandry activities in Alberta. According to the Special Assistant to the Swcretary General.


/obscure???
 
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