If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Daytona Beach News-Journal)   You eat magic mushrooms, fall asleep for a while, then wake up. To make sure you aren't dreaming, do you: c) shoot yourself in the head?   (news-journalonline.com) divider line 237
    More: Stupid, magic mushrooms, .22 Long Rifle  
•       •       •

10998 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Jul 2012 at 12:28 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



237 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-07-05 09:16:40 PM
Should have used a pellet gun.
 
2012-07-05 09:22:45 PM
That seems odd to me. Mushrooms are generally pretty chill.
 
2012-07-05 09:25:53 PM
Meh. He was simply trepanning. People have been doing it for millenia.
 
2012-07-05 09:27:05 PM
The dream... is over
 
2012-07-05 09:27:07 PM
"Dude... you need more shrooms like you need a hole in the head."
 
2012-07-05 09:30:41 PM
Tilbury told investigators he and some friends ate mushrooms and drank a tea made from the substance Tuesday afternoon. His friends left his house shortly after and he fell asleep.

Those are some seriously shiatty friends.
 
2012-07-05 09:37:30 PM

jylcat: That seems odd to me. Mushrooms are generally pretty chill.


I'm going out on a limb and guess he may have been a bit crazy to start with.
 
2012-07-05 09:42:16 PM
static.tumblr.com

Now you tell me...
 
2012-07-05 09:51:00 PM
It could be worse, he could have laid down on some train tracks. That only works for Leonardo DiCaprio.
 
2012-07-05 10:10:39 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Tilbury told investigators he and some friends ate mushrooms and drank a tea made from the substance Tuesday afternoon. His friends left his house shortly after and he fell asleep.

Those are some seriously shiatty friends.


No doubt. Don't leave tripping people alone. Not even once.
 
2012-07-05 10:51:17 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Tilbury told investigators he and some friends ate mushrooms and drank a tea made from the substance Tuesday afternoon. His friends left his house shortly after and he fell asleep.

Those are some seriously shiatty friends.


That bothered me. I wonder how it went down. Like, "OK man...like...we gotta go." or were they already planning to leave, or did something happen and they wanted to do something he didn't want to do. So many questions.
 
2012-07-05 10:51:52 PM
And not a single question mark. Imagine that.
 
2012-07-06 12:29:49 AM
he hasn't even formed a band yet, way to early.
 
2012-07-06 12:30:47 AM

jaylectricity: The My Little Pony Killer: Tilbury told investigators he and some friends ate mushrooms and drank a tea made from the substance Tuesday afternoon. His friends left his house shortly after and he fell asleep.

Those are some seriously shiatty friends.

That bothered me. I wonder how it went down. Like, "OK man...like...we gotta go." or were they already planning to leave, or did something happen and they wanted to do something he didn't want to do. So many questions.


Or the guy was freaking out when they left, and they were probably more like, "Dude, he's going crazy, what should we do? We can't call the cops, we'll all get busted...I know ! We'll just leave and anything that happens, we just say, dude, we weren't there..."

Shiat happened to me, that's how I got arrested.
 
2012-07-06 12:32:15 AM

borg: [static.tumblr.com image 400x400]

Now you tell me...


You win and are also going to hell
lol'd
 
2012-07-06 12:32:33 AM
wasn't this a major plot point in "Inception"?
 
2012-07-06 12:33:08 AM
I've had some negative trips on shrooms only because I dredged up negative things going on in my life at the time. LSD was much less mental and much more visual for me.
 
2012-07-06 12:34:08 AM

dahmers love zombie: The My Little Pony Killer: Tilbury told investigators he and some friends ate mushrooms and drank a tea made from the substance Tuesday afternoon. His friends left his house shortly after and he fell asleep.

Those are some seriously shiatty friends.

No doubt. Don't leave tripping people alone. Not even once.

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug.
 
2012-07-06 12:34:22 AM
Any friends that would do a drug like that aren't good friends in the first place. Sorry to say.
 
2012-07-06 12:34:43 AM
Go with the flow, man. Go with the flow.
 
2012-07-06 12:35:56 AM

Unimpressed Man: dahmers love zombie: The My Little Pony Killer: Tilbury told investigators he and some friends ate mushrooms and drank a tea made from the substance Tuesday afternoon. His friends left his house shortly after and he fell asleep.

Those are some seriously shiatty friends.

No doubt. Don't leave tripping people alone. Not even once.
You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug.


www.gethealthypromos.com
 
2012-07-06 12:36:24 AM
Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one farking bullet!

/What the scenario reminded me of.
 
2012-07-06 12:37:32 AM
farm7.static.flickr.com

There's a reason most people don't consider .22 as strong enough for self defense. Hell, it's not even enough for self OFFENSE!
 
2012-07-06 12:38:54 AM
Who the fark falls asleep on psylocibin?

I'm thinking there was some Angel's Trumpet flower in the "tea" or some other types of shrooms.


Or, like St_Francis_P said, he's already touched with a bit of crazy.
 
2012-07-06 12:41:11 AM
Um, I always found my mother's Valium or my father's Thorazine took the edge off just fine. And they wouldn't let me have a firearm anyway.
 
2012-07-06 12:41:31 AM
*Hears banjos playing in the deep south without even reading the linked story*
 
2012-07-06 12:41:31 AM

dahmers love zombie: The My Little Pony Killer: Tilbury told investigators he and some friends ate mushrooms and drank a tea made from the substance Tuesday afternoon. His friends left his house shortly after and he fell asleep.

Those are some seriously shiatty friends.

No doubt. Don't leave tripping people alone. Not even once.


sigh. i got kicked out of the house so my friends could screw. i couldn't walk...i talked like a chimpanzee...the walls and floors were all just colorful, bulging waves. So i drove home somehow and to this day every time I hear "the rain, the park, and other things" by the cowsills I'm all like "damn, man, that was some fine ass orange blossom blotter. Double damn and come back again '92."

In the end I just had a bum trip freaking out quietly by myself for the next 10 hours.
 
2012-07-06 12:43:48 AM
He needed a kick.

www.liveforfilms.com
 
2012-07-06 12:44:09 AM
Sigh. Always a bummer when guys like this make the rest of us look bad
 
2012-07-06 12:44:10 AM
Well, did it work?
 
2012-07-06 12:48:30 AM

namegoeshere: "Dude... you need more shrooms like you need a hole in the head."



im sorry, but ROTFFL!
 
2012-07-06 12:49:36 AM

FraggleStickCar: Sigh. Always a bummer when guys like this make the rest of us look bad


'In other news 20,000 other people tripped out on hallucinogens today without incident.'
 
2012-07-06 12:50:25 AM
agilitrix.com
 
2012-07-06 12:54:49 AM

jaylectricity: The My Little Pony Killer: Tilbury told investigators he and some friends ate mushrooms and drank a tea made from the substance Tuesday afternoon. His friends left his house shortly after and he fell asleep.

Those are some seriously shiatty friends.

That bothered me. I wonder how it went down. Like, "OK man...like...we gotta go." or were they already planning to leave, or did something happen and they wanted to do something he didn't want to do. So many questions.


my guess is they were like this is lame sitting here in a house....lets go for a walk or something and he was tired (mushrooms do that sometimes) and he didn't want to go, so they bounce out and Nancy McShootmyselfinthehead went full r tard

/i personally have tripped alone....its not that bad
 
2012-07-06 12:59:52 AM

EsteeFlwrPot: Any friends that would do a drug like that aren't good friends in the first place. Sorry to say.


You sound like a sheltered little whiney puss
 
2012-07-06 01:03:28 AM
I was on mushrooms once and the lower half of my body felt warm, so I spent the better part of the trip wondering if I had shiat my pants. I kept feeling the back of my pants to see if it was squishy, but I never once thought it may be a good idea to pull out my colon to make sure it was still full.
 
2012-07-06 01:04:29 AM

EsteeFlwrPot: Any friends that would do a drug like that aren't good friends in the first place. Sorry to say.


You sound like the life of the party.
 
2012-07-06 01:07:38 AM
images.wikia.com

"Today, a man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy, condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all One Consciousness, experiencing itself subjectively......there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."
 
2012-07-06 01:08:26 AM

EsteeFlwrPot: Any friends that would do a drug like that aren't good friends in the first place. Sorry to say.


millions of people do these things. each of them are simply horrid types we shouldn't associate with? okey-dokey
 
2012-07-06 01:11:40 AM
This story sounds a bit fishy to me.

Reefer madness, style....
 
2012-07-06 01:11:49 AM
img580.imageshack.us

Maybe he was just trying to wake up from the Midnight Hour.
 
2012-07-06 01:11:59 AM
Yeah, you don't leave anyone alone who's on hallucinogenics.

On the other hand, this is one more example why guns statistically don't make most people safe. For every incident where a gun was used in self-defense, there are a lot more where the gun is turned on the owner or someone innocent by accident. It's also why cops and the military in war zones have higher successful suicide rates as well, just having guns easily accessible drops the average life expectancy.
 
2012-07-06 01:12:20 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-06 01:13:00 AM

actionsaurus: EsteeFlwrPot: Any friends that would do a drug like that aren't good friends in the first place. Sorry to say.

You sound like a sheltered little whiney puss


Nah not at all. I've done my share of hard drugs but I've never messed with shrooms. I've heard some freaky shiat goes down when people take it and the type of people i've known to use that stuff regularly are not people i'd really want myself associated with.
 
2012-07-06 01:13:25 AM
Almost gave his ass a schizoid embolism.
 
2012-07-06 01:15:41 AM
That's gonna leave a mark.
 
2012-07-06 01:16:56 AM
and....yep, still stoned
 
2012-07-06 01:17:08 AM
You're grounded mister!
 
2012-07-06 01:19:12 AM

EsteeFlwrPot: actionsaurus: EsteeFlwrPot: Any friends that would do a drug like that aren't good friends in the first place. Sorry to say.

You sound like a sheltered little whiney puss

Nah not at all. I've done my share of hard drugs but I've never messed with shrooms. I've heard some freaky shiat goes down when people take it and the type of people i've known to use that stuff regularly are not people i'd really want myself associated with.


so meth, heroin and crack are all good then?

have you done any Psychedelics? they are very mind expanding

mushrooms are not really something that are abused and some of the nicest people i know have and do eat them on occasion
 
2012-07-06 01:20:28 AM
static.guim.co.uk

"You don't see geese lined up to catch elevators to fly south; they fly from the farking ground. He's an idiot. He's dead. Good! We lost a moron? Farking celebrate."
 
Displayed 50 of 237 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report