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2012-07-05 08:26:51 PM
2 votes:
A real King would have marched right up, taken that crown, backslapped its former wearer, immediately farked the Queen, and no one would have done shiat about it.
2012-07-05 08:25:40 PM
2 votes:
DerAppie: Complaining that someone got screwed out of something 500 years ago would open the floodgate to a lot of similar complaints.

But it worked out so well for Israel!
2012-07-05 08:22:26 PM
2 votes:
Even if he did make a point of it, wouldn't some sort of statute of limitation have passed? I mean, the current queen has inherited from a long series of predecessors who were all instated with the pretty ceremony and legally binding documentation. Complaining that someone got screwed out of something 500 years ago would open the floodgate to a lot of similar complaints. The current royals family, or at least the queen, is doing a pretty good job. No need to toss everything up.
2012-07-06 11:43:25 AM
1 votes:
hmm...

forklift truck driver

yeah, that's about as high in society as I'd expect the current royal family to get if they were subjected to a life of a normal peasant.
2012-07-06 10:48:18 AM
1 votes:
thunderbird8804: Benevolent Misanthrope: Man - you really think that. Huh.

She owns vast amounts of real estate, which she rents out. Her family got it through marriage, war, and various means. Just like any other family inheritance, but on a larger scale. And what does she do with all that money? Buy small islands? Hookers and blow? No. She gives most of it to the government.

I love it when people call her a parasite because of the Civil List. The Civil List (Sovereign Grant, as of next year) amounts to about £8.5 million. The Queen paid the government About £211 million in 2010. Now I call that a bargain.

But, if you think it's a raw deal for the country, tell ya what - give me all your money every payday, and I'll gladly pay you back 4% of it while calling you a parasite. Sound reasonable?

If I came by my money the way she did, I'd give every bit of it away in disgust, then spend the rest of my life purging my own bloodline to make up for the disgusting, shameful behavior of all of my ancestors.


Live somewhere in North America do you? 'Cause the native peoples that inhabited those lands before Europeans arrived would LOVE to have a word with you.
2012-07-06 09:08:36 AM
1 votes:
The sort of people who like the monarchy are the same sort of people that really really like Disney and micheal jackson.....
2012-07-06 12:46:00 AM
1 votes:
thunderbird8804: Benevolent Misanthrope: The English Monarchy has, since the time of the Saxons and before, been a collaboration between king and people. You should watch the BBC documentary "Monarchy" for a (fairly over-generalized) overview. Fascinating stuff.

If they actually said that, they are guilty of peddling some weapons grade bullshiat.

And don't be hatin' on The Queen. Elizabeth II is a nice lady who didn't ask for that shiat and has done her job better than the vast majority of people in this world. Or, she could just retire, give up her title and Civil List income, and stop paying the government farktons of cash every year out of her personal income from her ancestral inheritance.

...so she gives money to the legitimate government that she didn't earn, and she only has because her blood soaked ancestors said they were ordained by God. Consider me very unimpressed.

Go ahead, Brits. Fire her. Good luck with the collapse. Or seize her personal property, and good luck with your little experiment in Socialism. You may want to talk to Russia for protips.

Oh, the old lady's not in any danger of losing her cushy position, the Brits aren't quite radical enough to do that, and certainly not radical enough to be able to call themselves socialists.


Man - you really think that. Huh.

She owns vast amounts of real estate, which she rents out. Her family got it through marriage, war, and various means. Just like any other family inheritance, but on a larger scale. And what does she do with all that money? Buy small islands? Hookers and blow? No. She gives most of it to the government.

I love it when people call her a parasite because of the Civil List. The Civil List (Sovreign Grant, as of next year) amounts to about £8.5 million. The Queen paid the government About £211 million in 2010. Now I call that a bargain.

But, if you think it's a raw deal for the country, tell ya what - give me all your money every payday, and I'll gladly pay you back 4% of it while calling you a parasite. Sound reasonable?
2012-07-06 12:32:47 AM
1 votes:
If you want to be technical; celts were in England wayyy before either Saxons or Normans.

/ just saying
2012-07-05 10:52:38 PM
1 votes:
thunderbird8804: You Are All Sheep: I love how royalty is basically killing someone and making enough people believe your b.s.

Well, monarchy is a wholly arbitrary form of government, it's "these are the rules, for no other reason than God and I said so", so why shouldn't it be decided on killing and bullshiat?

/A wise man had this to say about it, "I compare it to something kept behind a curtain, about which there is a great deal of bustle and fuss, and a wonderful air of seeming solemnity, but when, by an accident, the curtain happens to open and the company see what it is, they burst into laughter"
//I will never be able to understand how a people as intelligent and politically savvy as the Brits have been conned into keeping the royals around for this long


The English Monarchy has, since the time of the Saxons and before, been a collaboration between king and people. You should watch the BBC documentary "Monarchy" for a (fairly over-generalized) overview. Fascinating stuff.

And don't be hatin' on The Queen. Elizabeth II is a nice lady who didn't ask for that shiat and has done her job better than the vast majority of people in this world. Or, she could just retire, give up her title and Civil List income, and stop paying the government farktons of cash every year out of her personal income from her ancestral inheritance.

Go ahead, Brits. Fire her. Good luck with the collapse. Or seize her personal property, and good luck with your little experiment in Socialism. You may want to talk to Russia for protips.
2012-07-05 09:42:51 PM
1 votes:
Nem Wan: He'd also be rightful king of Australia. He could try that on for size first.

Finally, a premise for my alternate history novel.
2012-07-05 09:26:01 PM
1 votes:
When you play the game of thrones, you win, or you die.
2012-07-05 09:15:07 PM
1 votes:
NEWJERSEYFARKTAG: Wait, let me get this straight. The "rightful" King of england dies. But, he can't be the rightful King, being dead and all. WTF ! Even if he were undead he would still be a figurehead.

/Zombie King?!?


Look out, it's the "Tomb of the Lich King"!!!!
2012-07-05 09:09:32 PM
1 votes:
AkaranD: Ok.
If I found out that I was supposed to be the rightful King of England... I'd be turning over every stone, lawyer, and vault I could find until I mysteriously vanished one night. I mean, it's a Kingship. Figurehead, yes, but damn. It's a Kingship.

/Kingship.
//Would also take Scottland.
///Or Spain.
////Or just slashies.


Oh hell no. Just no. What a horrible farking life that would be! You are a bug under a glass for your entire life. Wouldn't join that family for anything.
2012-07-05 08:45:48 PM
1 votes:
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stanhapsburg: Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
2012-07-05 08:45:37 PM
1 votes:
Phthtpt. There's no way to tell if he would have been king, even if his family had taken control from Edward. His ancestors might have married differently, knowing they were progenitors of a royal line. Or one of them might have lost a war against the French, and this year's Olympics would be in Londres.
2012-07-05 08:43:49 PM
1 votes:
Easy Reader: A real King American would have marched right up, taken that crown, backslapped its former wearer, immediately farked the Queen, and no one would have done shiat about it.

Because Merica! Fark Yeah!
2012-07-05 08:41:48 PM
1 votes:
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
2012-07-05 08:38:45 PM
1 votes:
Wait, let me get this straight. The "rightful" King of england dies. But, he can't be the rightful King, being dead and all. WTF ! Even if he were undead he would still be a figurehead.

/Zombie King?!?
2012-07-05 08:30:49 PM
1 votes:
Rent Party: The people will flock to their rightful King.

Hey. He's not my king. I didn't vote for him. Just because some watery tart threw a sword at him, doesn't make him my king.
2012-07-05 08:27:02 PM
1 votes:
Rent Party: BronyMedic: I've taken my understanding of royalty from Game of Thrones and World of Warcraft. Did they put his head on a pike, and parade it down Tower road?

They used to. They were so pissed at Cromwell after the restoration, they dug up his rotting corpse cut it's head off, and stuck it on a pike in front of the palace for 30 or so years.

I'd like to see this guy raise an army and invade England. The problem with the inbred twats that sit on the throne now is that there is no chance of someone else ever taking it from them.


Yeah, but attacking the commonwealth with a bunch of petty criminals doesn't really work out too well. The Nazis learned that in WWII.
2012-07-05 08:25:32 PM
1 votes:
BronyMedic: I've taken my understanding of royalty from Game of Thrones and World of Warcraft. Did they put his head on a pike, and parade it down Tower road?

They used to. They were so pissed at Cromwell after the restoration, they dug up his rotting corpse cut it's head off, and stuck it on a pike in front of the palace for 30 or so years.

I'd like to see this guy raise an army and invade England. The problem with the inbred twats that sit on the throne now is that there is no chance of someone else ever taking it from them.
2012-07-05 08:15:04 PM
1 votes:
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