Aussie forklift truck driver's ancestors were 'cheated out of crown
BronyMedic: I've taken my understanding of royalty from Game of Thrones and World of Warcraft. Did they put his head on a pike, and parade it down Tower road?
DerAppie: Complaining that someone got screwed out of something 500 years ago would open the floodgate to a lot of similar complaints.
AkaranD: Ok.If I found out that I was supposed to be the rightful King of England... I'd be turning over every stone, lawyer, and vault I could find until I mysteriously vanished one night. I mean, it's a Kingship. Figurehead, yes, but damn. It's a Kingship./Kingship.//Would also take Scottland.///Or Spain.////Or just slashies.
BronyMedic: Rent Party: BronyMedic: I've taken my understanding of royalty from Game of Thrones and World of Warcraft. Did they put his head on a pike, and parade it down Tower road?They used to. They were so pissed at Cromwell after the restoration, they dug up his rotting corpse cut it's head off, and stuck it on a pike in front of the palace for 30 or so years.I'd like to see this guy raise an army and invade England. The problem with the inbred twats that sit on the throne now is that there is no chance of someone else ever taking it from them.Yeah, but attacking the commonwealth with a bunch of petty criminals doesn't really work out too well. The Nazis learned that in WWII.
BronyMedic: Mikelaw is too blunt. Your name needs more subtlety and tact attached to it.I propose the Kingdom of Cornhole.
Allen. The end.: Screw it. I'm chopping off the heads of the current royals and usurping the throne!Whatcha gonna do, so-called Mi5???/uh-oh...
Easy Reader: A real King would have marched right up,
Easy Reader: A real King American would have marched right up, taken that crown, backslapped its former wearer, immediately farked the Queen, and no one would have done shiat about it.
stanhapsburg: Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
kimwim: How do you know he's a king?
Fano: stanhapsburg: Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.It took surprisingly long for this to be posted. Must be the oppression from the violence inherent in the system.
BronyMedic: Hey. He's not my king. I didn't vote for him.
NEWJERSEYFARKTAG: Wait, let me get this straight. The "rightful" King of england dies. But, he can't be the rightful King, being dead and all. WTF ! Even if he were undead he would still be a figurehead./Zombie King?!?
Biv: The current royal family being overthrown would give me a six month boner.
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