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(Yahoo)   New Pitt kicker has the most unfortunate name in all of football   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 49
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2012-07-05 05:55:45 PM  
cdn.jockular.com
 
2012-07-05 05:56:19 PM  
the-frat-pack.com
 
2012-07-05 05:58:58 PM  
Oh, KICKER

/Thought it was another John Travolta article there for a minute
 
2012-07-05 06:08:55 PM  
Sounds like the last name of an actress in a bad porn spoof or MAD magazine cartoon. The Ghost Wankerer starring Jennifer Love Blewitt.
 
2012-07-05 06:19:42 PM  
Haha. I'm a pitt alum and I love it.
 
2012-07-05 06:34:53 PM  
Let it be Shank.... let it be Shank......*clicks link*....damn.
 
2012-07-05 06:55:08 PM  
Let it be Rich Cumstein... let it be Rich Cumstein... damn
 
2012-07-05 07:02:13 PM  
Second most unfortunately name, behind "Sandusky."
 
2012-07-05 07:05:47 PM  
Let it be "Lace Esout"... damn.
 
2012-07-05 07:25:48 PM  
Like calling him a "Pitt Kicker" isn't bad enough?

"Pitt Kicker Blewitt" takes the field with the entire season on his shoulders.
 
2012-07-05 07:50:30 PM  
tvmedia.ign.com

Not falling for this one.
 
2012-07-05 07:58:40 PM  
Pitt Kicker is pretty unfortunate in its own right.
 
2012-07-05 08:22:33 PM  
 
2012-07-05 08:29:06 PM  
Hitler Tampon?
 
2012-07-05 08:32:32 PM  
Scott Norwood?
 
2012-07-05 08:47:15 PM  
img836.imageshack.us

Better than Joe Wideright, or Bob Cancerfoot.
 
2012-07-05 08:57:39 PM  
Should have gone to FSU....kickers there have been blowing it for years.

Go Gators!!!
 
2012-07-05 09:00:20 PM  
Joe Paterno?
 
2012-07-05 09:01:34 PM  
Sandusky?
 
2012-07-05 09:04:14 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Second most unfortunately name, behind "Sandusky."


Isn't Sandusky usually the one behind? (Ah yes, 1st class please)
 
2012-07-05 09:36:02 PM  
Insert dingle-berry.jpg
 
2012-07-05 09:36:23 PM  

exick: Sounds like the last name of an actress in a bad porn spoof or MAD magazine cartoon. The Ghost Wankerer starring Jennifer Love Blewitt.


I would. Yes Sir, I absolutely would watch that pornographic video program.
 
2012-07-05 09:36:27 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Second most unfortunately name, behind "Sandusky."


I think "Sandusky" will be now known as a wide receiver.
 
2012-07-05 10:02:42 PM  
dadandburied.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-05 10:34:11 PM  
its a shame his first name is Hugh.
 
2012-07-05 10:35:07 PM  

grimlock1972: its a shame his first name is Hugh.


That should Read Isn't not is.
 
2012-07-05 10:56:18 PM  
i759.photobucket.com

With that name, he'd make a great Seahawks QB.

/100 miles east of Seattle
 
2012-07-05 10:58:53 PM  

grimlock1972: grimlock1972: its a shame his first name is Hugh.

That should Read Isn't not is.


You beat me to correcting him but too bad Hugh wasn't his first real name or this would be the funniest name for a player ever.
 
2012-07-05 10:59:04 PM  
Sadly, Weedlord Bonghitler was already taken.
 
2012-07-05 11:05:01 PM  
Blew it? that's the best that they can come up with for news? "Lots of dogs" wants it's 15 min. back.
 
2012-07-05 11:09:25 PM  

litespeed74: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Second most unfortunately name, behind "Sandusky."

I think "Sandusky" will be now known as a wide receiver.


I think he prefers tight end.

\too soon?
 
2012-07-05 11:13:49 PM  

DeltaPunch: Let it be Rich Cumstein... let it be Rich Cumstein... damn


I heard he was kicked out of college for night-putting...just putting at night...
 
2012-07-05 11:17:54 PM  
I coach freshmen at his high school. Pitt fans will be calling him Mr. Thunderfoot by the time he leaves. Great kid, booms it from 55 in warm ups and is a hell of a rugby player as well.
 
2012-07-05 11:32:07 PM  
 
2012-07-05 11:38:03 PM  
i830.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-05 11:53:21 PM  

pc_gator: Should have gone to FSU....kickers there have been blowing it for years.

Go Gators!!!


FSU doesn't need a new kicker, since star recruit Bob Wideright joined the team.
 
2012-07-05 11:56:33 PM  
Gene Masseth?
 
2012-07-06 12:28:51 AM  
The only thing that would've made this better is if he were playing for Penn State, amirite?
 
2012-07-06 12:56:32 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Second most unfortunately name, behind "Sandusky."


You mean, like this guy?
 
2012-07-06 12:58:39 AM  

suid: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Second most unfortunately name, behind "Sandusky."

You mean, like this guy?


I feel sorry for that poor bastard.
 
2012-07-06 01:03:30 AM  
Yeah, but it's going to be a great gay porn name when this football thing doesn't work out.
 
2012-07-06 01:14:39 AM  
Harvey Clubfoot?
 
2012-07-06 06:34:22 AM  

TommyDeuce: Sadly, Weedlord Bonghitler was already taken.


Wow how funny, leave this thread you dumb stoner
 
2012-07-06 09:48:24 AM  
misterirrelevant.com
 
2012-07-06 10:34:49 AM  

ongbok: suid: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Second most unfortunately name, behind "Sandusky."

You mean, like this guy?

I feel sorry for that poor bastard.


He should turn it into a forum for public ridicule and shaming of people who are stupid enough to believe that Jerry Sandusky has an active Twitter account with regular updates on the Baltimore sports scene.
 
2012-07-06 10:57:54 AM  

natural316: TommyDeuce: Sadly, Weedlord Bonghitler was already taken.

Wow how funny, leave this thread you dumb stoner


I'd love too, sadly my parents cursed me with the name "Camper vanThreadCamper", so I'm sort of stuck here for a while.

/Lighten up Francis
 
2012-07-06 03:40:04 PM  

pc_gator: Should have gone to FSU....kickers there have been blowing it for years.

Go Gators!!!


cdn.bleacherreport.net

The Polish Powderkeg frowns upon your shenanigans.

Go 'Noles!!
 
2012-07-06 05:41:21 PM  
Hehe, "Wide Right." I wasn't exactly expecting to see those disasters brought up here.
 
2012-07-09 12:38:39 AM  
Dick Butkus?

/Sandusky!!!!
 
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