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(Political Wire)   Romney describes lemonade: "Lemon. Wet. Good." The Onion: "Oh COME ON"   (politicalwire.com) divider line 87
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2012-07-05 03:55:49 PM
23 votes:
Some of his best friends are in the Lemon Party
2012-07-05 04:27:10 PM
18 votes:
i411.photobucket.com
2012-07-05 04:12:49 PM
13 votes:
He reminds me more of this guy everyday.....

img.photobucket.com
2012-07-05 04:00:17 PM
13 votes:
t2.gstatic.com

You're at a lemonade stand. You drink a glass of lemonade.

t3.gstatic.com

Lemon. Wet. Good.
2012-07-05 04:42:29 PM
12 votes:
Keep him away from the corn dogs.

"Long. Hot. Meaty."
2012-07-05 08:15:15 PM
9 votes:
graphics8.nytimes.com

Fig. 2: A Feynman diagram of an encounter between a Romney and an anti-Romney. The resulting collision annihilates both, leaving behind a single electron and a $20 bill.
2012-07-05 08:00:08 PM
7 votes:
Lemonade lemonade around the corner fudge is made

encrypted-tbn1.google.comencrypted-tbn2.google.com
2012-07-05 08:56:04 PM
6 votes:
Non-story. Overzealous -ade.
2012-07-05 05:15:57 PM
6 votes:
"I love the fact that as we walked in the parade today, I realized that a number of people were thinking about voting for someone else besides me. I know they were," said Romney

I love that fact, too. Romney.
2012-07-05 03:57:00 PM
6 votes:
It was wet. Definitely wet.

i2.listal.com

/uh oh, presidential campaign stop in 15 minutes
2012-07-05 03:54:08 PM
6 votes:
Ladies and gentlemen, presidential hopeful Lt. Cmdr. Data.
2012-07-06 06:46:39 AM
5 votes:
pixel.nymag.com

LEMON WET GOOD LEMON WET GOOD
LEMON WET GOOD LEMON WET GOOD LEMON
WET GOOD LEMON WET GOOD LEMON WET G


mikesright.files.wordpress.com

www.chicagomag.com

lemon?
2012-07-05 06:03:48 PM
4 votes:
Romney describes lemonade: "Lemon. Wet. Good." The Onion: "Oh COME ON"

Like the guy in the $6,000 pants has time for a beverage like that. COME ON!
2012-07-05 04:57:57 PM
4 votes:

Tigger: Romney tomorrow: It was dry and not good. Also it was not a lemon it was an apple.


Romney Senior Advisor: "Governor Romney enjoyed the apple juice and he stands by his Lemon Wet Good remarks. Furthermore, he would like to remind voters that during his time as governor, he did and did not enjoy lemonade nor apple juice either plums. I hope that clears up any confusion."
2012-07-05 03:50:52 PM
4 votes:
They need to make sure his coolant levels are OK. It looks like his Broca Module is failing in this heat.
2012-07-05 10:39:23 PM
3 votes:

Graffito: friday13: Next time you're asked a question in the middle of a drink when you're dehydrating, YOU try answering in a complete sentence.

Why did he let himself get dehydrated? He knew it was a hot day. Is this the kind of planning and foresight we can expect from a Romney presidency?


I'm still trying to wrap my head around a normal person being asked a question while they were drinking and then responding in the middle of said drink: "Buttocks ! Turnip ! Tractor!"
2012-07-05 10:24:42 PM
3 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

Lemon. Wet. Good.


/In water....
2012-07-05 09:09:20 PM
3 votes:
Rmoney: If you thought Gore wasn't wooden enough, and Kerry was too cool.
2012-07-05 08:40:43 PM
3 votes:
GOOD GOD LEMON!!
2012-07-05 07:54:44 PM
3 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
Lemon. Wet. Good... Fire. Bad!
2012-07-05 04:54:46 PM
3 votes:
No shiat,

365tomythesis.files.wordpress.com
2012-07-05 04:13:05 PM
3 votes:
Jesus Christ that headline isn't a joke.
2012-07-05 04:01:57 PM
3 votes:
2012-07-06 03:16:38 AM
2 votes:
He's like the Mr. Bean of presidential candidates. Still waiting for him to get his head stuck up the turkey.
2012-07-05 10:14:43 PM
2 votes:
i0.kym-cdn.com

/image is hot
//like the house that burned down
///WITH THE LEMONS!!!!
2012-07-05 10:14:21 PM
2 votes:
static7.businessinsider.com
"Obama... black. Dry. Bad."

img.timeinc.net
"This statement is false."

images.sodahead.com
"SHUTTING DOWN"
2012-07-05 09:58:21 PM
2 votes:

abb3w: ...can anyone come up with a more complete softball of a question for a presidential candidate?

And, as counter-challenge, can anyone come up with how Romney is likely to flub those in turn?


Reporter: Gov. Romney, How is your wife?

Romney: Woman. Wet. Good.
2012-07-05 08:54:59 PM
2 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

"I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love." -Mitt Romney (January 2012)

www.floatingpath.com
2012-07-05 08:44:28 PM
2 votes:
Me John, big tree.
2012-07-05 08:10:37 PM
2 votes:

PanicMan: I don't want your damn lemons!


Lemon. Combustible. Good.
2012-07-05 08:10:13 PM
2 votes:
Pandering answer: I think it's clear that good Florida citrus combined with sugar from Puerto Rico and water from the great artesian wells here in [insert state name] is going to be the best drink around with something to offer Americans from every corner of this great land

Real answer: So refreshing and tart on a hot summer day, thanks.

Attack answer: Well the president and his wife want to tell us that this is bad for us and that we shouldn't have it, but that's where their big-government message and my reducing government and reducing taxes messages come through.

GOP answer: I think it's great that small businesses like this one are staying in America serving classic honest drinks like lemonade to all you good people on such a hot day.

Romney answer: [pare down a list of adjectives which might describe "lemonade" into a subset of three]
2012-07-05 08:01:45 PM
2 votes:
It is...

It is...

It is yellow.
2012-07-05 07:56:35 PM
2 votes:
Tomorrow's message:

Times 17.3.84 Romney speech mal reported beverage rectify

lemonwetungood
2012-07-05 07:54:36 PM
2 votes:
I wonder if he was distracted by some trees that were the wrong height?
2012-07-05 06:54:47 PM
2 votes:
"Good...buds...big"
2012-07-05 06:41:29 PM
2 votes:

Coco LaFemme: Has Romney had his "Dukakis in the tank" moment yet, or is that still to come?


He's certainly working on it.

i2.photobucket.com
2012-07-05 05:10:16 PM
2 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: Click through to the ABC story for this gem:

"Get out and vote next year, this November, I mean!" said Romney.


Latent Y2K bug issue.
2012-07-05 05:05:03 PM
2 votes:
Click through to the ABC story for this gem:

"Get out and vote next year, this November, I mean!" said Romney.
2012-07-05 04:59:51 PM
2 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: abb3w: ...can anyone come up with a more complete softball of a question for a presidential candidate?

And, as counter-challenge, can anyone come up with how Romney is likely to flub those in turn?

Q: What's your favorite memory from attending state fairs?

A: I have some friends who run these fairs, and the behind the scenes tours are great. In fact, I remember buying one or two of those at Bain. The funnel cakes were great!


or

A: I use to leave my dog in my Dad's Roll Royce with the windows rolled up and pop in to the town's fair. I generally didn't stay very long but if it was a hot day and they had ice cream, I could stay there for hours telling the carnies that I could get them fired if I wanted to.
2012-07-05 04:54:48 PM
2 votes:

abb3w: ...can anyone come up with a more complete softball of a question for a presidential candidate?

And, as counter-challenge, can anyone come up with how Romney is likely to flub those in turn?


An easier question would simply have been "is the lemonade good Governor?"

with the Romney answer being "lemonade"

How about a really easy one:

"Did you enjoy the 4th of July yesterday?"

Romney's answer:

"I enjoy the 4th day of every month and it is my right to do so as an American."
2012-07-05 04:42:09 PM
2 votes:
That's the kind of eloquence you want in your President.
2012-07-05 04:40:00 PM
2 votes:
Perhaps we shouldn't be too hard on him this time.

He actually answered a question squarely and with no ambiguity.
2012-07-05 03:57:54 PM
2 votes:
Crap, Watson made more coherent responses on Jeopardy.


Romney/Watson 2012
2012-07-05 03:54:38 PM
2 votes:

Diogenes: They need to make sure his coolant levels are OK. It looks like his Broca Module is failing in this heat.


In all fairness the tasting subroutine hasn't been uploaded yet. They are saving it for the next service pack.
2012-07-06 07:06:45 PM
1 votes:
2012-07-06 10:49:08 AM
1 votes:
As a young boy, I always dreamed of being a baseball.
2012-07-06 10:09:09 AM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2012-07-06 12:36:02 AM
1 votes:
Good lord what does Anne do? Wear ear plugs?

"Pussy. Wet. Good."
2012-07-05 11:28:24 PM
1 votes:

BronyMedic: When did the onion hire Sweetie Belle?


i46.tinypic.com

Seemed applicable.
2012-07-05 11:01:09 PM
1 votes:

arsonik: [i0.kym-cdn.com image 500x387]


www.thinkgeek.com

/Just because.
//Mitt Romney approved.
2012-07-05 11:00:08 PM
1 votes:

timmmmah!: Bennie Crabtree: gilgigamesh: Ladies and gentlemen, presidential hopeful Lt. Cmdr. Data.

Gah! Your comparison is blasphemy! Anyone who did not vote for Data would be an idiot. Data was farking rad.

THIS THIS THIS. How dare anyone sully the good name of Data by mentioning it in the same sentence as the abomination of anti-humanity that is Romney.


Romney after the first debate with Obama:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-07-05 10:49:56 PM
1 votes:
cache.gizmodo.com
2012-07-05 10:37:26 PM
1 votes:
"...and this glass is just the right height."
2012-07-05 10:35:18 PM
1 votes:

friday13: Next time you're asked a question in the middle of a drink when you're dehydrating, YOU try answering in a complete sentence.


Why did he let himself get dehydrated? He knew it was a hot day. Is this the kind of planning and foresight we can expect from a Romney presidency?
2012-07-05 10:25:40 PM
1 votes:
Noisy and obnoxious, a jet ski can still be cool.

www.inthepinktexas.com

But not a two-seater.
And not riding biatch.
2012-07-05 10:13:58 PM
1 votes:

GhostFish: You're all racist. The good people of this country are going to elect the first Robotic-American President, and then things are going to change around here. You'll see.


In that case I demand to see his long form activation certificate.
2012-07-05 10:13:49 PM
1 votes:
Mitt Romney is now my favorite Starfleet Captain, just past

s3.amazonaws.com
2012-07-05 09:52:19 PM
1 votes:
"Who let the dogs out? Who? Who?"

-Mitt Romney
2012-07-05 09:27:36 PM
1 votes:

theknuckler_33: I'm willing to chalk this up as a goofy joke uttered impromptu-style in a festive atmosphere.


That's a goofy joke to you? Which one of Mitt's sons are you?
2012-07-05 09:27:16 PM
1 votes:

theknuckler_33: abb3w: ...can anyone come up with a more complete softball of a question for a presidential candidate?

And, as counter-challenge, can anyone come up with how Romney is likely to flub those in turn?

It seems someone in the crowd asked him about the lemonade. Frankly, even as anti-Romney as I am, I'm willing to chalk this up as a goofy joke uttered impromptu-style in a festive atmosphere.

I mean, did you really expect him to stop in the middle of a parade and say "It has just the right balance of tart and sweet and it at the perfect temperature of 38-40 degrees F."??


"God damn, that's good."
2012-07-05 09:23:35 PM
1 votes:

abb3w: ...can anyone come up with a more complete softball of a question for a presidential candidate?

And, as counter-challenge, can anyone come up with how Romney is likely to flub those in turn?


It seems someone in the crowd asked him about the lemonade. Frankly, even as anti-Romney as I am, I'm willing to chalk this up as a goofy joke uttered impromptu-style in a festive atmosphere.

I mean, did you really expect him to stop in the middle of a parade and say "It has just the right balance of tart and sweet and it at the perfect temperature of 38-40 degrees F."??
2012-07-05 09:06:48 PM
1 votes:
I'm just sad his comment didn't end with breathy utterance of 'Calvin Klein.'
2012-07-05 08:53:09 PM
1 votes:

brap: I actually kind of like this in the abstract. I think if William Carlos Williams

Ollie Williams was available to the veep, I'd consider it just for the return of terse chic.

3.bp.blogspot.com

LEMON! WET! GOOD!
2012-07-05 08:49:29 PM
1 votes:

mrshowrules: abb3w: ...can anyone come up with a more complete softball of a question for a presidential candidate?

And, as counter-challenge, can anyone come up with how Romney is likely to flub those in turn?

An easier question would simply have been "is the lemonade good Governor?"

with the Romney answer being "lemonade"

How about a really easy one:

"Did you enjoy the 4th of July yesterday?"

Romney's answer:

"I enjoy the 4th day of every month and it is my right to do so as an American."


I always love the Fourth of July. It's always just the right length.
2012-07-05 08:45:02 PM
1 votes:
I actually kind of like this in the abstract. I think if William Carlos Williams was available to the veep, I'd consider it just for the return of terse chic.
2012-07-05 08:38:23 PM
1 votes:
i.huffpost.com

Look at his horse, his horse is amazing.
2012-07-05 08:21:46 PM
1 votes:
img832.imageshack.us
2012-07-05 08:20:36 PM
1 votes:
Wonder if it had a little wang to it?
2012-07-05 08:20:08 PM
1 votes:
g-ecx.images-amazon.com
2012-07-05 08:17:50 PM
1 votes:
img846.imageshack.us
2012-07-05 08:10:40 PM
1 votes:
Noun, verb, Lemonade.
2012-07-05 08:06:19 PM
1 votes:
dtdstudios.com
2012-07-05 08:00:37 PM
1 votes:
When did the onion hire Sweetie Belle?
2012-07-05 07:59:13 PM
1 votes:

Fluorescent Testicle: This is not helping me unconvince myself that Romney's an Aperture construct.

/At first it was a joke, but now...
//He really is, isn't he?


I don't want your damn lemons!
2012-07-05 07:57:46 PM
1 votes:
so Mittens is Beldar from the Coneheads but less cool.
2012-07-05 07:57:32 PM
1 votes:
When one supporter yelled, "Save our spirit," Romney responded with an emphatic "You bet!"

Whereas any robot with decent programming would have responded with an emphatic 'What the fark are you talking about?"
2012-07-05 07:56:28 PM
1 votes:

gilgigamesh: Ladies and gentlemen, presidential hopeful Lt. Cmdr. Data.


Gah! Your comparison is blasphemy! Anyone who did not vote for Data would be an idiot. Data was farking rad.
2012-07-05 07:53:01 PM
1 votes:
2012-07-05 07:50:20 PM
1 votes:
Mongo Romney just pawn in Presidential election of life.
2012-07-05 07:20:56 PM
1 votes:
i305.photobucket.com

Lemon IS wet, good.
2012-07-05 06:28:57 PM
1 votes:
Describes marriage as a sacred bond between a man, and several brainwashed women.
2012-07-05 05:15:03 PM
1 votes:
"One of the reasons I love being here so very much is I have Ann with me. We looked at each other this morning and with the 30 of us running around the house - we have 30 of us - we looked at each other and said, gosh, our love really started something, didn't it?" he said.

Somebody better sit him down and tell him about the birds and the bees and the pool boys.
2012-07-05 05:13:00 PM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: Click through to the ABC story for this gem:

"Get out and vote next year, this November, I mean!" said Romney.


....

""Get out and vote next year, this November, I mean!" said Romney, wiping beads of sweat off his brow. At one point, stopping to guzzle a glass of lemonade, Romney was asked how it tasted, to which he replied, "Lemon. Wet. Good.""

Heat exhaustion? How many states does he have left? 56?
2012-07-05 05:12:26 PM
1 votes:
And how do you feel about raspberry lemonade?

C:\Romney> Wet
C:\Romney> Good
C:\Romney> Lemon
C:\Romney> Lemon-- *error*
C:\Romney> The system request 'Raspberry' is not suitable for this application. Choose 'Close' to terminate the application.
2012-07-05 04:11:44 PM
1 votes:
TasteEngine();
ingredients = TasteEngine.getProperties.ingredient3;
texture = TasteEngine.getProperties.texture;
opinion = RomneyBotShroedingerRandomNumberGenerator().convertToGoodBad;

system.out.sayLn("%s. %s. %s.", ingredients, texture, opinion);
2012-07-05 04:06:21 PM
1 votes:
sites.google.com
Mitt is desperate need of an upgrade.
2012-07-05 03:56:06 PM
1 votes:
maybe the citric acid in the lemons aren't good for his circuitry.
 
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