theknuckler_33: Yea... I'm just not looking at this thinking it is some kind of big indicator of Mitt Romney, the man/machine. For me, this goes in the 'meh' column.

I don't think anyone else sees it as a big indicator, but the Romney/Robot idea is funny. It takes pretty close to zero effort to post here, the fact that people are doing it is not evidence that they feel strongly about the comment.

Lighten up, Francis.

man, my Women.Wet.Good post in the Romney might pick a female VP candidate might have been appreciated if this had gone green earlier

fml

The Onion just keeps getting harder and harder to discern from the real deal.

he's just charging his batteries in a sustainable manner

"Who let the dogs out? Who? Who?"

-Mitt Romney

Heh.

Part of me feels bad for THIS being a topic of discussion, but when the reality is that everybody already knows the truth of the issues or steadfastly refuses to accept the truth because "reality has a liberal bias," there's not much else TO do.

And really, the man is such a robotic shiatheel he deserves a good ribbing.

abb3w: ...can anyone come up with a more complete softball of a question for a presidential candidate?

And, as counter-challenge, can anyone come up with how Romney is likely to flub those in turn?

Reporter: Gov. Romney, How is your wife?

Romney: Woman. Wet. Good.

DeltaPunch: Hobodeluxe: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 640x427]

Fig. 2: A Feynman diagram of an encounter between a Romney and an anti-Romney. The resulting collision annihilates both, leaving behind a single electron and a $20 bill.

Technically an anti-$20 bill, but funny nonetheless!

That's where the electron comes from.

Mitt Romney is now my favorite Starfleet Captain, just past

GhostFish: You're all racist. The good people of this country are going to elect the first Robotic-American President, and then things are going to change around here. You'll see.

In that case I demand to see his long form activation certificate.

/image is hot
//like the house that burned down
///WITH THE LEMONS!!!!

shiat. He's turning into Cave Johnson!

Kome: shiat. He's turning into Cave Johnson!

Yes, lemon based explosives coming soon to the local super market

Lemon. Wet. Good.


/In water....

JadedRaverLA: Teufelaffe: Dalrint: Really? Nobody noticed that he's tasting it the same way he would wine? That's how you describe wine in a fancy wine tasting, single descriptive words.

He doesn't actually know how to just say if he likes something.

I would pay money to see someone say "wet" with a straight face when describing a wine at a tasting.

It would be the most accurate and honest summation there, as well as the least pretentious. Certainly less stupid than declaring a wine "dry."

/ Fermented. Wet. Grapes.
// Totally accurate every time.

Actually, at least to me, dry wines really DO taste dry. It FEELS like liquid, but TASTES dry.

Then again, I am farking weird like that...

Gyrfalcon: friday13: Oh, COME ON. I don't like him, but REALLY? You CAN'T SERIOUSLY TELL ME you've never done something like this when you're hot, thirsty and/or guzzling down something refreshing. I give Rmoney plenty of flak, but this is farking rediculous.

Are you telling us that you HAVE??

Next time you're asked a question in the middle of a drink when you're dehydrating, YOU try answering in a complete sentence.

Shrugging Atlas: friday13: Oh, COME ON. I don't like him, but REALLY? You CAN'T SERIOUSLY TELL ME you've never done something like this when you're hot, thirsty and/or guzzling down something refreshing. I give Rmoney plenty of flak, but this is farking rediculous.

Of course people do shiat like this from time to time. But goddamn near every farking day no matter the topic? You think his campaign keeps him away from the press and the public just for shiats and giggles? No, it's because he either says something completely off message or simply comes off as an out of touch dullard.

If you're running for President, when you have to interact socially with us normals you simply must avoid sounding like someone who has suffered a massive stroke. Certainly not always, but certainly not at the incredible rate Romney does either. Especially when you're trying oh so hard to shake the 'out of touch' label.

AFAIK, Rmoney doesn't speak in "word. word. word." format day-to-day like he did with the lemonade. Yes, he's a farking robot, but this is just you being shiatdicking assholes.

Yes I said "shiatdicking".

friday13: Next time you're asked a question in the middle of a drink when you're dehydrating, YOU try answering in a complete sentence.

Why did he let himself get dehydrated? He knew it was a hot day. Is this the kind of planning and foresight we can expect from a Romney presidency?

"...and this glass is just the right height."

Gyrfalcon: Graffito: friday13: Next time you're asked a question in the middle of a drink when you're dehydrating, YOU try answering in a complete sentence.

Why did he let himself get dehydrated? He knew it was a hot day. Is this the kind of planning and foresight we can expect from a Romney presidency?

I'm still trying to wrap my head around a normal person being asked a question while they were drinking and then responding in the middle of said drink: "Buttocks ! Turnip ! Tractor!"

or possibly, "Feck! ARSE! DRINK! and GIRLS!"?

gilgigamesh: Ladies and gentlemen, presidential hopeful Lt. Cmdr. Data.

THIS.

/Still laughing.

timmmmah!: Bennie Crabtree: gilgigamesh: Ladies and gentlemen, presidential hopeful Lt. Cmdr. Data.

Gah! Your comparison is blasphemy! Anyone who did not vote for Data would be an idiot. Data was farking rad.

THIS THIS THIS. How dare anyone sully the good name of Data by mentioning it in the same sentence as the abomination of anti-humanity that is Romney.

Romney after the first debate with Obama:

arsonik: [i0.kym-cdn.com image 500x387]



/Just because.
//Mitt Romney approved.

elchip: [cache.gizmodo.com image 416x233]

Wow. 1993 just came rushing back to me.

"Myyy naaame iiisss Doctooorrr Sbaaaitsoooo..."

serial_crusher: [i305.photobucket.com image 352x240]

Lemon IS wet, good.

+1.

Lemon ...

Splinshints: [i.huffpost.com image 550x433]

Look at his horse, his horse is amazing.

Lick. Mm. Raisins.

thebpem: Hobodeluxe: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 640x427]

Fig. 2: A Feynman diagram of an encounter between a Romney and an anti-Romney. The resulting collision annihilates both, leaving behind a single electron and a $20 bill.

Single greatest image I have ever seen, who made it? I will name my first born after him!

Your first born will be named RACHEL DOMM

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/01/opinion/sunday/a-quantum-theory-of- m itt-romney.html?_r=1

BronyMedic: When did the onion hire Sweetie Belle?



Seemed applicable.

Lemonade?

...

Please.

quizzical: abb3w: ...can anyone come up with a more complete softball of a question for a presidential candidate?

And, as counter-challenge, can anyone come up with how Romney is likely to flub those in turn?

Q: How are you tonight, sir?
A: How do you want me to be?

I actually used that once at a Halloween party:

Girl: And what are you?
Me: I'm whatever you want me to be!

She wasn't impressed. I was actually Wyatt Earp.

Gyrfalcon: Graffito: friday13: Next time you're asked a question in the middle of a drink when you're dehydrating, YOU try answering in a complete sentence.

Why did he let himself get dehydrated? He knew it was a hot day. Is this the kind of planning and foresight we can expect from a Romney presidency?

I'm still trying to wrap my head around a normal person being asked a question while they were drinking and then responding in the middle of said drink: "Buttocks ! Turnip ! Tractor!"
What.

Good to see that @DrunkHulk has a job writing speeches and off-the-cuff remarks for Mitt.

Slightly tangential topic, could this be the first husband/wife candidacy? If no-one volunteers to run as Mitt's VP, will Ann step up and run as the VP candidate? I don't recall previous presidential candidates having their spouse as active in the campaign as Ann has been.

lemon.
wet.
good.


It sounds like Koko the gorilla is running for POTUS.

kitty.
nipple.
apple.
good.

The guy gives Engineer answers to every question. "Lemon. Wet. Good" is extremely descriptive, but doesn't actually provide any useful information. No disrespect to engineers!

Jormungandr: The guy gives Engineer answers to every question. "Lemon. Wet. Good" is extremely descriptive, but doesn't actually provide any useful information. No disrespect to engineers!

Dude. Not cool.

/toward engineers, who would rely on more quantifiable data like pH levels than bland repetitive (lemon? wet? ... lemonade? no shiat!) descriptors
//... generally