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(Political Wire)   Romney describes lemonade: "Lemon. Wet. Good." The Onion: "Oh COME ON"   (politicalwire.com) divider line 228
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2012-07-05 03:50:52 PM  
They need to make sure his coolant levels are OK. It looks like his Broca Module is failing in this heat.
 
2012-07-05 03:53:39 PM  
...can anyone come up with a more complete softball of a question for a presidential candidate?

And, as counter-challenge, can anyone come up with how Romney is likely to flub those in turn?
 
2012-07-05 03:54:08 PM  
Ladies and gentlemen, presidential hopeful Lt. Cmdr. Data.
 
2012-07-05 03:54:38 PM  

Diogenes: They need to make sure his coolant levels are OK. It looks like his Broca Module is failing in this heat.


In all fairness the tasting subroutine hasn't been uploaded yet. They are saving it for the next service pack.
 
2012-07-05 03:55:10 PM  
Christ.
 
2012-07-05 03:55:49 PM  
Some of his best friends are in the Lemon Party
 
2012-07-05 03:56:03 PM  

abb3w: ...can anyone come up with a more complete softball of a question for a presidential candidate?

And, as counter-challenge, can anyone come up with how Romney is likely to flub those in turn?


Q: What's your favorite memory from attending state fairs?

A: I have some friends who run these fairs, and the behind the scenes tours are great. In fact, I remember buying one or two of those at Bain. The funnel cakes were great!
 
2012-07-05 03:56:06 PM  
maybe the citric acid in the lemons aren't good for his circuitry.
 
2012-07-05 03:56:26 PM  
"wet"

the fark?
 
2012-07-05 03:56:38 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Diogenes: They need to make sure his coolant levels are OK. It looks like his Broca Module is failing in this heat.

In all fairness the tasting subroutine hasn't been uploaded yet. They are saving it for the next service pack.


I don't even think Data's emotion chip can help him out.
 
2012-07-05 03:57:00 PM  
It was wet. Definitely wet.

i2.listal.com

/uh oh, presidential campaign stop in 15 minutes
 
2012-07-05 03:57:54 PM  
Crap, Watson made more coherent responses on Jeopardy.


Romney/Watson 2012
 
2012-07-05 03:58:43 PM  
At least he didn't comment on its ph level I guess
 
2012-07-05 04:00:17 PM  
t2.gstatic.com

You're at a lemonade stand. You drink a glass of lemonade.

t3.gstatic.com

Lemon. Wet. Good.
 
2012-07-05 04:01:57 PM  
 
2012-07-05 04:03:25 PM  
Check him out drinking the lemonade.

You can almost see the processors at work.
 
2012-07-05 04:05:43 PM  

JerseyTim: Check him out drinking the lemonade.

You can almost see the processors at work.


"This is acceptable www.rdchemicals.com"
 
2012-07-05 04:06:21 PM  
sites.google.com
Mitt is desperate need of an upgrade.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-07-05 04:10:34 PM  
resize.over-blog.com
 
2012-07-05 04:11:44 PM  
TasteEngine();
ingredients = TasteEngine.getProperties.ingredient3;
texture = TasteEngine.getProperties.texture;
opinion = RomneyBotShroedingerRandomNumberGenerator().convertToGoodBad;

system.out.sayLn("%s. %s. %s.", ingredients, texture, opinion);
 
2012-07-05 04:12:49 PM  
He reminds me more of this guy everyday.....

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-05 04:13:05 PM  
Jesus Christ that headline isn't a joke.
 
2012-07-05 04:14:12 PM  

Walker: He reminds me more of this guy everyday.....


I don't care how many times I see that, I still crack up.
 
2012-07-05 04:16:21 PM  

GAT_00: Walker: He reminds me more of this guy everyday.....

I don't care how many times I see that, I still crack up.


Every damned time.
 
2012-07-05 04:18:39 PM  
Can't argue with him on the facts there.
 
2012-07-05 04:19:19 PM  
I would really like to hear the audio. Maybe the onion conscripted anonymous to hack the RomneyBot for the lulz.
 
2012-07-05 04:27:10 PM  
i411.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-05 04:40:00 PM  
Perhaps we shouldn't be too hard on him this time.

He actually answered a question squarely and with no ambiguity.
 
2012-07-05 04:42:09 PM  
That's the kind of eloquence you want in your President.
 
2012-07-05 04:42:29 PM  
Keep him away from the corn dogs.

"Long. Hot. Meaty."
 
2012-07-05 04:43:45 PM  
Romney tomorrow: It was dry and not good. Also it was not a lemon it was an apple.
 
2012-07-05 04:54:46 PM  
No shiat,

365tomythesis.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-05 04:54:48 PM  

abb3w: ...can anyone come up with a more complete softball of a question for a presidential candidate?

And, as counter-challenge, can anyone come up with how Romney is likely to flub those in turn?


An easier question would simply have been "is the lemonade good Governor?"

with the Romney answer being "lemonade"

How about a really easy one:

"Did you enjoy the 4th of July yesterday?"

Romney's answer:

"I enjoy the 4th day of every month and it is my right to do so as an American."
 
2012-07-05 04:55:38 PM  

JerseyTim: [i411.photobucket.com image 640x586]


+infinity
 
2012-07-05 04:57:57 PM  

Tigger: Romney tomorrow: It was dry and not good. Also it was not a lemon it was an apple.


Romney Senior Advisor: "Governor Romney enjoyed the apple juice and he stands by his Lemon Wet Good remarks. Furthermore, he would like to remind voters that during his time as governor, he did and did not enjoy lemonade nor apple juice either plums. I hope that clears up any confusion."
 
2012-07-05 04:59:51 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: abb3w: ...can anyone come up with a more complete softball of a question for a presidential candidate?

And, as counter-challenge, can anyone come up with how Romney is likely to flub those in turn?

Q: What's your favorite memory from attending state fairs?

A: I have some friends who run these fairs, and the behind the scenes tours are great. In fact, I remember buying one or two of those at Bain. The funnel cakes were great!


or

A: I use to leave my dog in my Dad's Roll Royce with the windows rolled up and pop in to the town's fair. I generally didn't stay very long but if it was a hot day and they had ice cream, I could stay there for hours telling the carnies that I could get them fired if I wanted to.
 
2012-07-05 05:05:03 PM  
Click through to the ABC story for this gem:

"Get out and vote next year, this November, I mean!" said Romney.
 
2012-07-05 05:10:16 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Click through to the ABC story for this gem:

"Get out and vote next year, this November, I mean!" said Romney.


Latent Y2K bug issue.
 
2012-07-05 05:12:26 PM  
And how do you feel about raspberry lemonade?

C:\Romney> Wet
C:\Romney> Good
C:\Romney> Lemon
C:\Romney> Lemon-- *error*
C:\Romney> The system request 'Raspberry' is not suitable for this application. Choose 'Close' to terminate the application.
 
2012-07-05 05:13:00 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Click through to the ABC story for this gem:

"Get out and vote next year, this November, I mean!" said Romney.


....

""Get out and vote next year, this November, I mean!" said Romney, wiping beads of sweat off his brow. At one point, stopping to guzzle a glass of lemonade, Romney was asked how it tasted, to which he replied, "Lemon. Wet. Good.""

Heat exhaustion? How many states does he have left? 56?
 
2012-07-05 05:15:03 PM  
"One of the reasons I love being here so very much is I have Ann with me. We looked at each other this morning and with the 30 of us running around the house - we have 30 of us - we looked at each other and said, gosh, our love really started something, didn't it?" he said.

Somebody better sit him down and tell him about the birds and the bees and the pool boys.
 
2012-07-05 05:15:57 PM  
"I love the fact that as we walked in the parade today, I realized that a number of people were thinking about voting for someone else besides me. I know they were," said Romney

I love that fact, too. Romney.
 
2012-07-05 05:48:05 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Click through to the ABC story for this gem:

"I love the fact that as we walked in the parade today, I realized that a number of people were thinking about voting for someone else besides me. I know they were," said Romney, chuckling. "A few of them in that crowd. But you know what? They were courteous, they were courteous and respectful and said 'good luck to ya' and 'happy Fourth of July.'"


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Yeah. Libtards are weak and will serve us well toiling in our underground sugar caves.
 
2012-07-05 06:03:48 PM  
Romney describes lemonade: "Lemon. Wet. Good." The Onion: "Oh COME ON"

Like the guy in the $6,000 pants has time for a beverage like that. COME ON!
 
2012-07-05 06:09:26 PM  
Romney should start his campaign speeches with "I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."
 
2012-07-05 06:12:00 PM  
To be fair, perhaps he has been watching a lot of Star Trek: The Next Generation.
 
2012-07-05 06:28:56 PM  
How many posts until someone brings up the tired Obama teleprompter meme to defend Rmoney?
 
2012-07-05 06:28:57 PM  
Describes marriage as a sacred bond between a man, and several brainwashed women.
 
2012-07-05 06:33:05 PM  
.....and we thought Dan Quayle was a barrel of laughs. Has Romney had his "Dukakis in the tank" moment yet, or is that still to come? Because I really, really want to see that.
 
2012-07-05 06:41:29 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Has Romney had his "Dukakis in the tank" moment yet, or is that still to come?


He's certainly working on it.

i2.photobucket.com
 
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