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(Houston Press)   It's not "flaming young," you flaming idiots. It's "filet mignon." Plus 9 other words idiots need to stop misspelling   (blogs.houstonpress.com) divider line 320
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2012-07-05 07:47:01 PM

Surool: NowhereMon: Life is hard when you are stupid

THIS.

I knew somebody who asked her Facebook friends about what to "ware" on a date.

sad


That could easily have just been a missed typo rather than stupidity.
 
2012-07-05 07:47:25 PM
www.trigonit.com
Yew anchors get flaming young for din ear two night.
 
2012-07-05 07:47:34 PM
it is from a Houston paper...obviously, they are all Texans, where the average person would need to gain 30 IQ points just to be retarded.

In case that statement is too subtle for you, let me be clear...

PEOPLE FROM TEXAS ARE THE STUPIDEST FARKING CREATURES ON THE WHOLE FARKING PLANET...MOST TREES AND ROCKS HAVE MORE BASIC KNOWLEDGE THAN ANY TEXAN

is that clearer?
 
2012-07-05 07:47:37 PM
Orderbs


as in "They took orderbs"
 
2012-07-05 07:47:44 PM

markie_farkie: For all in tents, and porpoises, this thread should be filed in a chester drawers and left to rot.


I don't think you should of said that.
 
2012-07-05 07:47:52 PM
Ok. Champagne coming out now.
 
2012-07-05 07:48:01 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-07-05 07:48:19 PM

Pocket Ninja: you've communicated affectively.


*eye twitch*
 
2012-07-05 07:48:35 PM

darwinpolice: Surool: NowhereMon: Life is hard when you are stupid

THIS.

I knew somebody who asked her Facebook friends about what to "ware" on a date.

sad

That could easily have just been a missed typo rather than stupidity.


You don't know her. I do.
 
2012-07-05 07:48:41 PM

Tigger: was expresso in there?


My Italian-made espresso machine actually says "expresso" in the manual. (It's not the only word they misspelled.)
 
2012-07-05 07:49:05 PM
The lymphomaniac started her minstrel period
 
2012-07-05 07:49:08 PM
looked like 80% of those where auto-corrected typos.

But you know, lets not stop that from people insult others and feeling all superior just because of simple mistakes.
 
2012-07-05 07:49:49 PM

Pocket Ninja: Stuff like this is so stupid. Who cares if you don't spell some food correctly or use incorrect phrasologies? For all intensive purposes, as long as your server understands what you want, you've communicated affectively.


images.encyclopediadramatica.se
 
2012-07-05 07:50:44 PM
"Flaming young"? "Pork shops"? "Bowel"? What the fark?! Did these people flunk out of 4th grade?

You really don't want to shake that retarded hick stereotype, do you, Texas?
 
2012-07-05 07:50:45 PM

Corvus: looked like 80% of those where auto-corrected typos.

But you know, lets not stop that from people insult others and feeling all superior just because of simple mistakes.


You really need to open up to the probability that people, in general, really are that stupid.
 
2012-07-05 07:51:11 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Irregarless, it's a mute point. Those words run the gambit from stupid to ridiculous.

images.encyclopediadramatica.se


.2/10
 
2012-07-05 07:51:12 PM
Our cafeteria menu at work last week listed "Butter Flyed Pork Chops"

I guess they flew them in butter.
 
2012-07-05 07:51:20 PM

Lord Jubjub: Monique Junot: I thought if Casanova and I in there had nothing to say to each other, he'd get bored -- go away. Instead he uses it as a chance to put his testicles all over me!

Lane Myer: Sorry, what?

Monique Junot: Uh, how you say... octopus... testicles.

Lane Myer: No, tentacles. N-T. There's a big difference.


NIIIIIICE!

/i'm sorry your mom blew up, ricky.
 
2012-07-05 07:51:37 PM
I'm just going to make a sangwich and enjoy the show.
 
2012-07-05 07:51:42 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Irregarless, it's a mute point. Those words run the gambit from stupid to ridiculous

stoopid to recockulous.

SableTigre: "Flaming young" just makes me want to cry.....

seriously siriously people????

 
2012-07-05 07:51:45 PM
Holy shiat those were funny. So sad. But really funny.
 
2012-07-05 07:51:52 PM

Fano: The lymphomaniac started her minstrel period


Reminds me of this all girl character Rock Band (the video game) group I was in, called "The Minstrel Cycles"
 
2012-07-05 07:52:40 PM
Or you could just cut the retards out of your social media.
/but then........
thatwasabitmental.files.wordpress.com
Hellooooo?!! Helloooooooooo!!!!!?
 
2012-07-05 07:53:36 PM
I don't think it is fair to pick on functionally illiterate people and people who are trying to write in a second language. This article is rather assholery, if you ask me.
 
2012-07-05 07:53:51 PM
Waiter: "Chipoltay".

Me: What?

Waiter: It's a chipoltay cream sauce.

Me: FUME. Ok, I'll take that.

It was actually mussels in chipotle-cream sauce, and it was delicious, but DAMN....
 
2012-07-05 07:54:11 PM
www.thesnipenews.com

hegis wuzgoinaninthizthread ?


/perrywinkle blue
 
2012-07-05 07:54:11 PM
If you don't know how to spell it, you shouldn't be eating it.
 
2012-07-05 07:54:16 PM
Orange "jewce" and "pooping" champagne are obvious plants. I refuse to believe that anyone,even Snooki,is THAT horrible at spelling.
 
2012-07-05 07:54:16 PM
I like to eat whore derps with my cabinet
 
2012-07-05 07:54:18 PM

Corvus: looked like 80% of those where auto-corrected typos.

But you know, lets not stop that from people insult others and feeling all superior just because of simple mistakes.


See me after class.
 
2012-07-05 07:54:21 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
/obligatory
 
2012-07-05 07:54:28 PM
Tweet examples aside, I'm having a hard time believing these typos are that common. Though I can see "bowel/bowl."


I think it's for the best that I don't hang out on twitter.
 
2012-07-05 07:55:50 PM

JSieverts: it is from a Houston paper...obviously, they are all Texans, where the average person would need to gain 30 IQ points just to be retarded.

In case that statement is too subtle for you, let me be clear...

PEOPLE FROM TEXAS ARE THE STUPIDEST FARKING CREATURES ON THE WHOLE FARKING PLANET...MOST TREES AND ROCKS HAVE MORE BASIC KNOWLEDGE THAN ANY TEXAN

is that clearer?


You sound like a Sandusky apologist. Are you another Pennsylvania rapist of young boys? Oh wait, I'm sorry, did I step over the line of decorum and grace like you did?
/not frum Texas
 
2012-07-05 07:55:52 PM
chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com

/hot- in the dessert
 
2012-07-05 07:55:52 PM
i713.photobucket.com

Your all going too hell.
 
2012-07-05 07:55:53 PM

WhippingBoy: Corvus: looked like 80% of those where auto-corrected typos.

But you know, lets not stop that from people insult others and feeling all superior just because of simple mistakes.

You really need to open up to the probability that people, in general, really are that stupid.


Oh I am aware of that. But many of them, when they are actually wrong real words not just misspellings are most likely just a typo being wrongly auto-corrected. I know on FARK there seems to be many people who use browsers from like 20 years ago and have no idea what a smart phone is but some people do understand modern technologies.
 
2012-07-05 07:56:29 PM
dtdstudios.com
 
2012-07-05 07:58:23 PM
I noticed most seemed to be black folks. Whodathunkit?
 
2012-07-05 07:59:10 PM

Jackpot777: Your all going too hell.


What's the matter? You look like a deer in head lice.
 
2012-07-05 07:59:19 PM
No Duck Tape/Duct Tape?
 
2012-07-05 07:59:56 PM
Okay,

I could see dougnuts, dounuts or doghnuts being possible, but "dognuts" has to be intentional.

Whatever turns you on, I guess...
 
2012-07-05 08:01:00 PM

mycatisposter: I noticed most seemed to be black folks. Whodathunkit?


dats racist dawg
 
2012-07-05 08:02:19 PM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-07-05 08:02:27 PM
For such a supposably smart group, you people sure suck at speaking American.
 
2012-07-05 08:02:52 PM

mycatisposter: I noticed most seemed to be black folks. Whodathunkit?


www.monktea.com

Fark knew. Fark always knows.
 
2012-07-05 08:02:58 PM
img525.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-05 08:03:41 PM
Am I the only person that will occasionally deliberately pronounce stuff wrong just so I can remember how to spell it later ?

Fill It Mig Non, Chi Hyuah Hyuah, Marrige You Wanna'. The English language is terrible at consistent spelling.
 
2012-07-05 08:04:15 PM
If we just ignored stupid articles like this one, maybe they'd STOP BEING FARKING GREENLIGHTED.

/dreamin'
 
2012-07-05 08:04:36 PM
Well, that was disappointing. And yes, stupid.

Now, if people would just stop misspelling "whether" as "wether," I would be so pleased. A wether is a castrated male sheep or goat. It may also be used as a verb, as in, "to castrate a male sheep or goat." Spell check won't catch it.

It's almost as amusing as "pubic" instead of "public," but seriously, it's getting old, guys.

themoreyouknow.jpg
 
2012-07-05 08:04:50 PM
meh...I'm reminded of FARK philters
 
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