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(Clarion-Ledger)   Four time MLB all-star Ben Sheets begins comeback attempt in Double-A. Stat line: 5 IP, 6 Ks, 4 Rs, 0 season-ending injuries   ( divider line
    More: Cool, Ben Sheets, MLB all-star Ben Sheets, Atlanta Braves, Major League Baseball, Kansas, Jair Jurrjens, changeup, quality starts  
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593 clicks; posted to Sports » on 05 Jul 2012 at 6:47 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-05 07:05:27 PM  
Noodle arm is noodly.
2012-07-05 07:26:47 PM  
Heh, knew this mark a few years ago who would go on endlessly about "his players", which consisted of Sheets, Edgarin James and(wait for it) Mike Vanderjacht. It pleased me to know end when all three of them dropped form sight with nary a peep(as did the aforementioned moran).
2012-07-05 07:28:31 PM  
I had his rookie card what seems like 20 years ago... Holy Carp. And yes, of course his card was used in a bike spokes.

Old dude is old.
2012-07-05 08:55:01 PM  
Don't worry, he'll bruise his labia before his next start and be out for 6-8 weeks.
2012-07-06 12:40:18 AM  
Good for him... Sort of. I suppose...

/effin' sheets
2012-07-06 01:57:05 AM  
He killed two or three of my fantasy baseball teams back about 7 or 8 years ago. I think the first year I had him on two different teams, and his ERA was very good but, playing for an awful Brewers team, he never got any damn wins. Next year, I picked him for one of my teams again, and while his ERA increased, he actually finished above .500. Of course, IIRC, he was on the DL a couple of times during the '05 season, so that sucked. Too bad for him, too, what with getting hurt regularly just as the Brewers were beginning their slow ascent from the abyss of the NL Central.
2012-07-06 07:00:22 AM  
His last season with the Brewers he missed a bunch of starts with a bruised pinkie, the big baby. His arm is so fragile he won't make it back in the majors, but if he does, will be hurt soon thereafter.
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