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(Canada.com)   Canada has passed legislation intended to keep illegal immigrants from taking the "exotic dancing and sex trade-related" jobs that Canadian women refuse to do   (canada.com) divider line 90
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2012-07-05 04:26:09 PM
Is prostitution legal in Canada?
 
2012-07-05 04:44:44 PM
Oh won't somebody think of the peelers??!!!
 
2012-07-05 05:12:58 PM
This is actually a good move. Yes, it will open the black market, however those without their Prostitution license or working in a strip club that are temp workers are most certainly the victims of sex trafficking.
 
2012-07-05 05:56:27 PM
Either way, I'm still going to "make it hail" with my stack of Loonies.
 
2012-07-05 05:59:27 PM
Taking their jerbs...?
 
2012-07-05 05:59:33 PM

unlikely: Is prostitution legal in Canada?


Yes. And it's fabulous.
 
2012-07-05 06:02:57 PM
my province sucks. There can't have strippers and alcohol in the same building.

This means no strip joints. none. at all. In my entire province.

boourns.
 
2012-07-05 06:03:20 PM
More like Canadian women the men won't do.
 
2012-07-05 06:03:25 PM
Illegal immigrants can't dance if they want to.
 
2012-07-05 06:03:31 PM
www.neatorama.com

What Canadian prostitutes might look like.
 
2012-07-05 06:03:53 PM
Canada has some nads

Can you imagine the shiat storm raised here if they did this in the USA? Every La Raza (THE RACE) Hispanic Racist Hate Group....with all their White Guilt Liberal supporters...would be whining "RACIST"....and then look for some way to lynch Jor Arpaio over it

Illegal Aliens (they are not "immigrants") are a problem for many nations, and all nations should have the right to deport every single Illegal Alien.
 
2012-07-05 06:03:56 PM
...... Chris Bruckert, a sex industry management researcher .....

Hello, dream job.
 
2012-07-05 06:05:40 PM
I swear Canadian strip clubs make American strip clubs look like the lingerie section of the Sears Catalog.

Short of fingering and rape rape it's all game, not to mention the stuff you can arrange with these ladies when they're not working.
 
2012-07-05 06:07:11 PM

DancingElkCondor: Canada has some nads

Can you imagine the shiat storm raised here if they did this in the USA? Every La Raza (THE RACE) Hispanic Racist Hate Group....with all their White Guilt Liberal supporters...would be whining "RACIST"....and then look for some way to lynch Jor Arpaio over it

Illegal Aliens (they are not "immigrants") are a problem for many nations, and all nations should have the right to deport every single Illegal Alien.


So, you are OK with legalized prostitution if they are not immigrants?
 
2012-07-05 06:07:36 PM
I was aboot to talk aboot them dern hosers takin' our jobs, eh? But then I realized I doon't give a hoot aboot it, eh?
 
2012-07-05 06:08:29 PM
RTA umm-----"This is nothing more than political brownie points for their western, ultraconservative base,'' Do what now? You not getting migrant strippers is because of the US and their laws? Because as far as I know prostitution is illegal in Canada. And as far as I know the issue you are having with Migrant strippers is the "missing person" issue. And well ----
I am just LMFAO that I can say Migrant Strippers..
 
2012-07-05 06:10:14 PM

Cup_O_Jo: Because as far as I know prostitution is illegal in Canada.



IIRC, it's legal in Canada to have an escort service come to your room and provide "full services".
 
2012-07-05 06:10:57 PM

DancingElkCondor: Canada has some nads

Can you imagine the shiat storm raised here if they did this in the USA? Every La Raza (THE RACE) Hispanic Racist Hate Group....with all their White Guilt Liberal supporters...would be whining "RACIST"....and then look for some way to lynch Jor Arpaio over it

Illegal Aliens (they are not "immigrants") are a problem for many nations, and all nations should have the right to deport every single Illegal Alien.


What in the crap are you talking about? Jesus fark. Can you maybe try not to bite so hard on the troll headline? It's licensing aimed to prevent the victimization of immigrants in the sex trade. Pretty much everyone with two working brain cells would be in favor of it. Now that I've explained that point, however, I fully expect you to find a way to be against it.
 
2012-07-05 06:11:11 PM

slayer199: This is actually a good move. Yes, it will open the black market, however those without their Prostitution license or working in a strip club that are temp workers are most certainly the victims of sex trafficking.


Because it's impossible that a woman working in the sex industry would voluntarily move to a country where she makes more money, right?
 
2012-07-05 06:11:31 PM

unlikely: Is prostitution legal in Canada?


somewhat, depending on where you go.

From what i understand, it's legal to pay for sex, as long as you negotiate a price and pay for it behind closed doors. the law might vary from city/province to city/province.


/law GED
//Don't take my word for it
 
2012-07-05 06:12:20 PM
Canadians have long been jealous guardians of their beaver trade.
 
2012-07-05 06:12:25 PM
I was about to bone my girlfriend out at the lake, but suddenly she yelled. So I looked up and it was Big Foot.

Then I went back to bone her, but the mosquitoes were going crazy and she said there was no way.
 
2012-07-05 06:12:33 PM
Meanwhile in America

Link

Shera Bechard, the Canadian-born former girlfriend of Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner and 2010's Miss November for Playboy magazine, has received a genius visa, also called a O-1s and EB-1s. This type of visa is typically reserved for "individuals with extraordinary ability," according to Reuters.
 
2012-07-05 06:12:34 PM

Cup_O_Jo: RTA umm-----"This is nothing more than political brownie points for their western, ultraconservative base,'' Do what now? You not getting migrant strippers is because of the US and their laws?


I think he meant western Canada. Though I've never been there I've heard that Alberta and Saskatchewan are more like Texas than they are like Toronto or Montreal culturally.
 
2012-07-05 06:12:55 PM

unlikely: Is prostitution legal in Canada?


Jokes about marriage aside, yes it is. Somewhat. Maybe more like a blind eye is turned to the finer legalities of escort services and massage parlours. Street hooking is still illegal and rightly so. We should have a "Shoot a pimp on your way to the washy washy" day. Personally I would end a thousand pimps if it saved one underage girl from their tender minstrations.

What baffles me is how the govnmt. refuses all those cutie pies from the Phillipines from coming to entertain me yet we are sending envoys to friggin America to bring whores up here to Alberta to take my work in the oil patch under the guise of a lack of skilled tradesmen. As a highly skilled pressure welder having trouble securing reliable, acceptable employment, say it with me Canadian farkers... I AM DISAPPOINT!

Sorry for minor thread pirating.
 
2012-07-05 06:13:01 PM

Fluid: Illegal immigrants can't dance if they want to.


Not even if they leave their friends behind, and move to Canadia?
 
2012-07-05 06:13:20 PM

Ashtrey: Canadians have long been jealous guardians of their beaver trade.



BWAHAHAHAHAA!!!

/You are awesome.
 
2012-07-05 06:14:33 PM

The_Sponge: Cup_O_Jo: Because as far as I know prostitution is illegal in Canada.


IIRC, it's legal in Canada to have an escort service come to your room and provide "full services".


Depends if the services are offered by a 18 years old+ or not. Most, dont.
 
2012-07-05 06:14:38 PM

Krieghund: slayer199: This is actually a good move. Yes, it will open the black market, however those without their Prostitution license or working in a strip club that are temp workers are most certainly the victims of sex trafficking.

Because it's impossible that a woman working in the sex industry would voluntarily move to a country where she makes more money, right?


The problem is---THIS--you have women going into Vancouver BC from America for the weekends. It is rumoured that stripping in BC for a weekend will net 3K. Because apparently paying to finger fark someone is worth a dollar?
 
2012-07-05 06:14:41 PM
Also, this is entirely about people on temporary work visa, so there's pretty much no 'illegal' to the immigration involved. Christ people.
 
2012-07-05 06:14:49 PM
Canada's strippers are about to get 40% fatter and a whole lot uglier.
 
2012-07-05 06:15:00 PM
I was disappointed by the one Canadian strip joint I went to. You couldn't get anywhere close to the strippers and they kept interrupting the dancing to pull down a screen and show hockey.
 
2012-07-05 06:15:52 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: Also, this is entirely about people on temporary work visa, so there's pretty much no 'illegal' to the immigration involved. Christ people.


That's why called the MIGRANT Strippers..hhahahaha
 
2012-07-05 06:15:56 PM

Cup_O_Jo: Because apparently paying to finger fark someone is worth a dollar?




I'd buy that for a dollar!
 
2012-07-05 06:17:59 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: DancingElkCondor: Canada has some nads

Can you imagine the shiat storm raised here if they did this in the USA? Every La Raza (THE RACE) Hispanic Racist Hate Group....with all their White Guilt Liberal supporters...would be whining "RACIST"....and then look for some way to lynch Jor Arpaio over it

Illegal Aliens (they are not "immigrants") are a problem for many nations, and all nations should have the right to deport every single Illegal Alien.

What in the crap are you talking about? Jesus fark. Can you maybe try not to bite so hard on the troll headline? It's licensing aimed to prevent the victimization of immigrants in the sex trade. Pretty much everyone with two working brain cells would be in favor of it. Now that I've explained that point, however, I fully expect you to find a way to be against it.


Wow, we really didn't read the same article.

The article I read was about the Conservative government trying to score brownie points with their constituents by making it harder for strip club owners to legally hire foreign performers, driving what immigrants do want to work in the sex industry underground, which makes it more likely, not less, that they will be victimized.
 
2012-07-05 06:18:04 PM

Road_King: Fluid: Illegal immigrants can't dance if they want to.

Not even if they leave their friends behind, and move to Canadia?


Especially if they move to Canada.
 
2012-07-05 06:18:29 PM

The_Sponge: Ashtrey: Canadians have long been jealous guardians of their beaver trade.


BWAHAHAHAHAA!!!

/You are awesome.


ahahahahaha *falls on ground laughing
 
2012-07-05 06:19:16 PM
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2012-07-05 06:20:19 PM

LegacyDL: I swear Canadian strip clubs make American strip clubs look like the lingerie section of the Sears Catalog.

Short of fingering and rape rape it's all game, not to mention the stuff you can arrange with these ladies when they're not working.


No doubt. Normally when I'm in one, I'm expecting to get my arms broke by a bouncer because I'm so used to US standards. Canadian strip clubs are awesome.
 
2012-07-05 06:20:42 PM

Krieghund: LowbrowDeluxe: DancingElkCondor: Canada has some nads

Can you imagine the shiat storm raised here if they did this in the USA? Every La Raza (THE RACE) Hispanic Racist Hate Group....with all their White Guilt Liberal supporters...would be whining "RACIST"....and then look for some way to lynch Jor Arpaio over it

Illegal Aliens (they are not "immigrants") are a problem for many nations, and all nations should have the right to deport every single Illegal Alien.

What in the crap are you talking about? Jesus fark. Can you maybe try not to bite so hard on the troll headline? It's licensing aimed to prevent the victimization of immigrants in the sex trade. Pretty much everyone with two working brain cells would be in favor of it. Now that I've explained that point, however, I fully expect you to find a way to be against it.

Wow, we really didn't read the same article.

The article I read was about the Conservative government trying to score brownie points with their constituents by making it harder for strip club owners to legally hire foreign performers, driving what immigrants do want to work in the sex industry underground, which makes it more likely, not less, that they will be victimized.


*raises hand---BUT-- "human rights vaginas everywhere are HAPPY about this" Because ya know strippers are being EXPLOITED and PREYED UPON.. *rolls eyes
 
2012-07-05 06:22:07 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: Also, this is entirely about people on temporary work visa, so there's pretty much no 'illegal' to the immigration involved. Christ people.


You can get a temporary work visa in Canadia to be a whore?

Wow, I'm surprised there aren't MORE resident aliens up there!
 
2012-07-05 06:23:05 PM
When I was in Canada my friends there referred to strip clubs as "the Canadian Ballet".
 
2012-07-05 06:25:04 PM

Dj Orange Threat: my province sucks. There can't have strippers and alcohol in the same building.

This means no strip joints. none. at all. In my entire province.

boourns.


*checks profile*

Yet another reason not to live in Saskatchewan
 
2012-07-05 06:26:04 PM

Mega Steve: I was disappointed by the one Canadian strip joint I went to. You couldn't get anywhere close to the strippers and they kept interrupting the dancing to pull down a screen and show hockey.


you know why Canadians do it doggy-style?
so they can both watch the hockey game.

/don't forget to tip your waitstaff and try the poutine.
 
2012-07-05 06:28:01 PM

Dj Orange Threat: my province sucks. There can't have strippers and alcohol in the same building.

This means no strip joints. none. at all. In my entire province.

boourns.


Hey man Saskatoon is about to get a red light district!
 
2012-07-05 06:33:07 PM

Kanemano: Meanwhile in America

Link

Shera Bechard, the Canadian-born former girlfriend of Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner and 2010's Miss November for Playboy magazine, has received a genius visa, also called a O-1s and EB-1s. This type of visa is typically reserved for "individuals with extraordinary ability," according to Reuters.


Well, does it anywhere says "extraordinary intellectual ability"?
 
2012-07-05 06:34:56 PM

LegacyDL: I swear Canadian strip clubs make American strip clubs look like the lingerie section of the Sears Catalog.

Short of fingering and rape rape it's all game, not to mention the stuff you can arrange with these ladies when they're not working.


Go on....
 
2012-07-05 06:36:33 PM

awruk!: Kanemano: Meanwhile in America

Link

Shera Bechard, the Canadian-born former girlfriend of Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner and 2010's Miss November for Playboy magazine, has received a genius visa, also called a O-1s and EB-1s. This type of visa is typically reserved for "individuals with extraordinary ability," according to Reuters.

Well, does it anywhere says "extraordinary intellectual ability"?


Yeah. I've heard she can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose. If that isn't extraordinary, I don't know what is.
 
2012-07-05 06:40:37 PM
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2012-07-05 06:45:18 PM

Defiler: Dj Orange Threat: my province sucks. There can't have strippers and alcohol in the same building.

This means no strip joints. none. at all. In my entire province.

boourns.

Hey man Saskatoon is about to get a red light !


ftfy
 
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