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(BBC)   How to tell if you're not cut out for a life of crime: your attempt at mugging using a bottle of vodka as a weapon is foiled when your target punches you and runs off with your vodka   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 40
    More: Fail, Londonderry's Spencer Street, Londonderry, robbery  
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2012-07-05 01:29:08 PM
It's spelled "vodak", subby. Get it right.

/ pet peeve
 
2012-07-05 02:18:54 PM
That's definitely the best use of the fail tag I've seen in a while.
 
2012-07-05 03:25:29 PM
Of course, this happens in Ireland.
 
2012-07-05 03:26:27 PM
Ooooh Drink AFTER

next time use a tequila.
 
2012-07-05 03:27:07 PM
Never bring a vodak to a fist fight!
 
2012-07-05 03:27:34 PM
I don't know I was really drunk at the time.


That geezer was cruising for a bruising!
 
2012-07-05 03:28:18 PM
If he already had the booze, why did he need to rob somebody? Just go drink it and pass out in a ditch somewhere.
 
2012-07-05 03:29:32 PM
He ran off up Spencer Street pursued by a drunken Monteith, demanding the return of his vodka.

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2012-07-05 03:31:06 PM
thewisecracker.com

We haven't done them, have we? Right. VODKA!!
How to defend yourself against a man armed with a vodka...

Now you, come at me with this vodka- catch!

Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a vodka. First of all you force him to drop the vodka; then, second, you DRINK the vodka, thus disarming him! You have now rendered him 'elpless!
 
2012-07-05 03:31:52 PM
Poor guy...
on that note; LOL!
 
2012-07-05 03:32:17 PM
images.wikia.com

Thief didn't anticipate this
 
2012-07-05 03:33:02 PM
thewulf: Of course, this happens in Ireland.

Really?

I would have thought this would have come from Mother Russia.
 
2012-07-05 03:33:58 PM

probesport: I don't know I was really drunk at the time.


That geezer was cruising for a bruising!


Who did I steal it from then..?
 
2012-07-05 03:36:07 PM
Huh. I'd have picked Ireland, in the Ireland vs. Bulgaria drunken violence stakes, but you learn something every day.
 
2012-07-05 03:37:21 PM
A mugger named David? Oh Ireland..
 
2012-07-05 03:38:50 PM
Come smell our Derry air
 
2012-07-05 03:45:05 PM
You mind if I have some of your tasty vodak to wash this down?
 
2012-07-05 03:45:06 PM

Oznog: We haven't done them, have we? Right. VODKA!!
How to defend yourself against a man armed with a vodka...

Now you, come at me with this vodka- catch!

Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a vodka. First of all you force him to drop the vodka; then, second, you DRINK the vodka, thus disarming him! You have now rendered him 'elpless!


Is that the class after fruit? Then comes fruit infused drinks? What if he uses a shot glass?!
 
2012-07-05 03:47:55 PM

Man On A Mission: It's spelled "vodak", subby. Get it right.

/ pet peeve peave


FTFY
 
2012-07-05 03:51:09 PM

BronyMedic: thewulf: Of course, this happens in Ireland.

Really?

I would have thought this would have come from Mother Russia.


Nah, the Russians really can't drink. I was surprised actually. Most of the Russians I've been drinking with can't keep up.

/they're probably not real russians.
//they're not even bears on unicycles
 
2012-07-05 03:53:14 PM

thewulf: Nah, the Russians really can't drink. I was surprised actually. Most of the Russians I've been drinking with can't keep up.


i.qkme.me

/ yes, I know you're kidding
// I just like the graphic
 
2012-07-05 03:55:03 PM

thewulf: BronyMedic: thewulf: Of course, this happens in Ireland.

Really?

I would have thought this would have come from Mother Russia.

Nah, the Russians really can't drink. I was surprised actually. Most of the Russians I've been drinking with can't keep up.

/they're probably not real russians.
//they're not even bears on unicycles


I don't have a huge sample pool here, but that's pretty much been my experience with drinking with Russians as well. Polish and Ukrainians, on the other hand, drink vodak like they don't want to live anymore.

/meant as a compliment
 
2012-07-05 03:59:06 PM

Man On A Mission: It's spelled "vodak", subby. Get it right.

/ pet peeve


Fark that.

Thanks Subbs for not being another conformist moran.

/me so witty
 
2012-07-05 04:00:57 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Huh. I'd have picked Ireland, in the Ireland vs. Bulgaria drunken violence stakes, but you learn something every day.


This seemed like the answer to every rdunken ancestry fight ever, but look between you and me and I see now... it was only... the beginning... (creepy movie announcer voice)
 
2012-07-05 04:04:36 PM

Jim.Casy: thewulf: BronyMedic: thewulf: Of course, this happens in Ireland.

Really?

I would have thought this would have come from Mother Russia.

Nah, the Russians really can't drink. I was surprised actually. Most of the Russians I've been drinking with can't keep up.

/they're probably not real russians.
//they're not even bears on unicycles

I don't have a huge sample pool here, but that's pretty much been my experience with drinking with Russians as well. Polish and Ukrainians, on the other hand, drink vodak like they don't want to live anymore.

/meant as a compliment


Yeah, I'll have to agree w/ you on the polish thing... I don't know how many it takes to screw in a light bulb, but it only took one to drink all of my liquor.
 
2012-07-05 04:15:26 PM

Posh Naranek: God Is My Co-Pirate: Huh. I'd have picked Ireland, in the Ireland vs. Bulgaria drunken violence stakes, but you learn something every day.

This seemed like the answer to every rdunken ancestry fight ever, but look between you and me and I see now... it was only... the beginning... (creepy movie announcer voice)


Seriously. Next round: WASPs vs. Poles. Gentlemen, place your bets. I can give you 5:7 on the WASPs. Only one will move on to take our top seed: Finland.
 
2012-07-05 04:34:40 PM
That's what happens when you Popov in public.
 
2012-07-05 04:35:13 PM
Does vodka float in Derry?
 
2012-07-05 04:39:01 PM

EnviroDude: Does vodka float in Derry?


Yes, because of the nice Derry air.
 
2012-07-05 04:44:53 PM
At his trial in May, a jury heard he threatened a Bulgarian man with a bottle of vodka demanding he hand over his cash, phone and watch.

He probably used one of Alexander Yalt's translation books too. (Too obscure?)
 
2012-07-05 04:48:00 PM
vodka can do anything if you use it right. its obvious who was using it right this time.
 
2012-07-05 04:49:44 PM
Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit drinking his vodka.
 
2012-07-05 05:06:21 PM

EnviroDude: Does vodka float in Derry?


We all do. Got some nice shops for things that might be needful.
 
2012-07-05 05:11:11 PM

Bermuda59: At his trial in May, a jury heard he threatened a Bulgarian man with a bottle of vodka demanding he hand over his cash, phone and watch.

He probably used one of Alexander Yalt's translation books too. (Too obscure?)


This is Fark. There should be an automatic time out for anyone who considers Monty python obscure.
 
2012-07-05 05:11:56 PM

Oznog: [thewisecracker.com image 400x300]

We haven't done them, have we? Right. VODKA!!
How to defend yourself against a man armed with a vodka...

Now you, come at me with this vodka- catch!

Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a vodka. First of all you force him to drop the vodka; then, second, you DRINK the vodka, thus disarming him! You have now rendered him 'elpless!


What about poin ted sticks?
 
2012-07-05 05:26:54 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-05 05:49:50 PM

thewulf: Nah, the Russians really can't drink. I was surprised actually. Most of the Russians I've been drinking with can't keep up.

/they're probably not real russians.
//they're not even bears on unicycles


Are they from Russia, and if not how far removed? I mean I'm not sure being able to drink more or less than someone is hereditary.

Sure, alcoholism is. But not eveyone with a lot of tolerance who occassionally goes out on a bender is an alcoholic.
 
2012-07-05 05:51:52 PM

thewulf: Nah, the Russians really can't drink. I was surprised actually. Most of the Russians I've been drinking with can't keep up.

/they're probably not real russians.
//they're not even bears on unicycles


Also, I know quite a few Irish people that cant hold their liquor after just a few drinks. Not all of them, but there's a heavily Irish bar in my neighborhood with a lot of Irish-descendant patrons. Some can drink all night, some can't.

/I can
//half Irish
 
2012-07-05 06:50:33 PM

Man On A Mission: It's spelled "vodak", subby. Get it right.

/ pet peeve


No, it isn't. You're a farking retard.
 
2012-07-05 08:03:03 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: Man On A Mission: It's spelled "vodak", subby. Get it right.

/ pet peeve

No, it isn't. You're a farking retard.


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