I'd let her... have sex with me in the classroom twice... Sorry, I'm no good at these double entendres.

Slaxl: Most people here had sex before 15

You're on Fark, most people here are still virgins.

Slaxl: I'd let her... have sex with me in the classroom twice... Sorry, I'm no good at these double entendres.

You'd hide your chalk in her blackboard brush?
You'd stay in for her recess?

Rape is such a strong word. I prefer the term snuggle struggle.

Strategeryz0r: Unfortunately I'm a middle class, employed, white male. So my opinion means farkall in the eyes of society. The feminists of the world have convinced the court system that yes, he is a rapist and should be imprisoned. Try and change that, and odds are you'll have a thousand angry man-hating feminists saying we just set women's rights back 100 years.

She was a teen-sex teacher? What did the school board think was going to happen in her classroom?
/I think the title of the article could use some editing

That's right. The classroom is a place of learning, not somewhere to enjoy yourself.

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MikeMc: Shazam999: Slaxl: Most people here had sex before 15

You're on Fark, most people here are still virgins.

You know, I always had a feeling those weren't my kids, now I know why. I'm a virgin!

damn, u too huh? i'm going straight home and punching my wife in the face!



Already taken care of.

/donkey punch

Barfmaker: make me some tea: Where were these sexy teachers when I was a kid?

farking the cool kids.

Yep. We just kept our f*ckn mouths shut back then so we didn't screw things up for the next guy.

don't much about science book, but I do know I'd wreck dat ass

Anybody noticed this sidebar story? Link

There's nothing much I can add to the discussion here. When I was a kid, I used to live in a mountain tourist community full of lonely older women. Many of them were moved up there by their husbands who worked down the hill in Riverside and only came back up for the weekends. Throw in a few busloads of boys with nothing to do and you've got yourself a recipe for all kinds of farkery.

What does this have to do with schoolteachers? Mixing possibly lonely women with classrooms full of horny boys makes about as much sense as leaving bears alone with picnic baskets. Teaching these days is a thankless unrewarding profession. You might as well grab a little while you're there.

Yeah, because, bang me in your classroom once, shame on you. But bang me in your classroom TWICE....

Oh look, it's this thread again!Zizzowop: Most people here had sex before 15

Came to react to this-maybe saying most people here had sex by the time they were 30? -at least the guys anyway. I hate to be a complete pig but if ladies really want to understand why guys are enthralled over the idea of a teenage boy being farked by a hot teacher twice his age, just remember that even an ugly woman can sell her body for sex and have no problem finding a buyer-the opposite, of course, is not true.

Yup!

A very attractive woman can screw 100% of the time she wants.
A less attractive woman can screw 99% of the time she wants.
An ugly woman can screw 98% of the time she wants.

A very attractive male can screw 75% of the time he wants.
A less attractive male can screw 25% of the time he wants.
An ugly man must rape 100% of the time he wants to screw.

Shazam999: Slaxl: Most people here had sex before 15

You're on Fark, most people here are still virgins.

You know, I always had a feeling those weren't my kids, now I know why. I'm a virgin!

BurnShrike: That's right. The classroom is a place of learning, not somewhere to enjoy yourself.

Was she not teaching him things?

dmars: WhippingBoy: falcon444: Silly Jesus:
Simple physics. A female can't really rape a male that's not aroused. She was aroused, he was aroused. It doesn't work the same the other way.

I'm not sure that's true. According to certain definitions, I've been "raped" numerous times by my wife (e.g. she wanted sex, I wanted to sleep and repeatedly and emphatically told her 'no'; she persisted, and certain biological functions occurred without any conscious feelings of arousal on my part, this of course, was taken as a sign that I was willing, so she progressed, etc. etc. until I finally let her finish so I could get back to sleep.

fark, these stories make no sense to me. I have never once turned my wife down or have been uninterested in sex, I know 29 isn't that old and maybe you are 50 or something, but I hear stories like yours from guys my age with wife's hotter and it is like what they fark is wrong with you, why are you turning down sex? shiat I wish I was with a person who wanted more sex then me, it has been the reverse for 13 years

It's not the paradise you may think it is. What you want, is someone who wants it just as much as you.

STOP RAPE
SAY YES

*Offer limited to participants who have attained the age of majority subject to local consent statutes of the jurisdictions in which they reside. Transportation of minors across state lines in order to circumvent local consent statutes may be in violation of the Mann Act and other federal laws of the United States of America. Entering foreign jurisdictions in order to engage in sexual activity which is otherwise criminalized within the United States may lead to criminal prosecution upon the return of the violating party to the United States.

/like the throbbing veiny cock of an angrily tumescent god...

see i think every kind of sex is consentual otherwise it wouldn't have happened. i'll rape anyone who disagrees

Silly Jesus: So, remind me...why is it that society reacts so differently when it's a woman who steals the youth of a child vs. when a man does it? It's always just a big joke with you guys when a woman takes advantage of her authority to violate children...when men do it, it's a bid deal. Why isn't it a big deal no matter what the sex of the authority figure?



/hot like teacher

WhippingBoy: Theaetetus: WhippingBoy: I agree, but I also think there is a gray area between this and obvious non-consensual rape.

I would agree, but I think the result of that gray area should be in sentencing discretion, rather than liability.

Really? So the split second the person says "no", it transitions immediately from consensual sex to rape? Or is there a time limit on how long the other person has to pull out? What if something prevents him from pulling out (e.g. suppose they're wearing S&M gear, or "Fundies")? What if he's a second too slow? What if the couple in question have a history of "rape-play" roleplaying (how is he supposed to know that in this particular instance she actually means "no"?). I'm sorry, but I think there's a huge gray area with respect to liability; the amount of destructive power that someone could wield by this is staggering.

There is a 2 thrust grace period.

"The alleged conduct of Murray is shocking and outrageous..." said a statement from Spring Branch Independent School District spokesman Steve Brunsman.

Slaxl: Most people here had sex before 15

I think you highly underestimate the fark demographic

I can't believe the way some of you actually accept this horrible double standard.

It's like you're saying there are fundamental differences between men and women.

WhippingBoy: Heathen: WhippingBoy: falcon444: Silly Jesus:


I'm serious. I certainly don't consider it rape, however; I get more annoyed when the garbage can gets full and my wife doesn't bother to take it out.

I weep for your libido. Is that why your name is Whipping Boy?

/just curious

Theaetetus: SweetSaws: A very attractive woman can screw 100% of the time she wants.
A less attractive woman can screw 99% of the time she wants.
An ugly woman can screw 98% of the time she wants.

So, how long have you been suffering from this inability to see truly ugly women? Does it cause you problems trying to maneuver around them in public?

A truly ugly woman still will not have a problem finding someone to fark. To a lot of guys, pussy is pussy. How do you think fat chicks end up with kids too? Nobody WANTED to fark them, it was just all someone could get at the time.

SweetSaws: A very attractive woman can screw 100% of the time she wants.
A less attractive woman can screw 99% of the time she wants.
An ugly woman can screw 98% of the time she wants.

So, how long have you been suffering from this inability to see truly ugly women? Does it cause you problems trying to maneuver around them in public?

I'd like to explore HER Organ Trail.

mike_d85: falcon444: Silly Jesus:
Simple physics. A female can't really rape a male that's not aroused. She was aroused, he was aroused. It doesn't work the same the other way.

That depends on what she's into.

Him, probably.

/hey-o!

Sybarite: At first she was like

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but then she serioused

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Is it weird that the one question on my mind is what school in Texas can afford a shiatload of macs for their computer lab?

You know at 15 any guy will do any hole that's available to him. At least with an older woman there is a chance she's on birth control or will require him to use a condom, more so than a 15 year old girl who wants to find out "what it's like" and ends up pregnant.

If anything for the sake of society we should ENCOURAGE this type of behavior.

falcon444: Silly Jesus:
Simple physics. A female can't really rape a male that's not aroused. She was aroused, he was aroused. It doesn't work the same the other way.

Silly Jesus:
Simple physics. A female can't really rape a male that's not aroused. She was aroused, he was aroused. It doesn't work the same the other way.

minoridiot: He's 15 and still in the 8th grade? How stupid is this kid?

And to call him a victim may be stretching the truth a bit. At 15, everything is sexy (including anything in sears catalog, the lunch lady, the toaster, etc), it's just a matter of working it into the daily routine. He just got lucky that on those days he was able to work in a good looking blond into the daily routine.

Don't forget linoleum.

FTFA: "accused this week of having sex with the teen inside a hotel on the night of a Memorial Middle School dance"

I'lkl bet it was

MikeMc: Shazam999: Slaxl: Most people here had sex before 15

You're on Fark, most people here are still virgins.

You know, I always had a feeling those weren't my kids, now I know why. I'm a virgin!

you had sex with who's children??

I'd hit it twice, even more if allowed.

Silly Jesus: So, remind me...why is it that society reacts so differently when it's a woman who steals the youth of a child vs. when a man does it? It's always just a big joke with you guys when a woman takes advantage of her authority to violate children...when men do it, it's a bid deal. Why isn't it a big deal no matter what the sex of the authority figure?

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!

At least three times, otherwise it's considered rape.

Silly Jesus: So, remind me...why is it that society reacts so differently when it's a woman who steals the youth of a child vs. when a man does it? It's always just a big joke with you guys when a woman takes advantage of her authority to violate children...when men do it, it's a bid deal. Why isn't it a big deal no matter what the sex of the authority figure?

Why do you think boys and girls are the same? Most people here had sex before 15, so how is a woman having sex with a 15 year old stealing his youth? You make it sound like she's a nightmarish witch who sucks out souls. I'm sure she sucked out something but it didn't steal his youth.

Unless he says so. I don't care what the courts say, what the law is, what the school rules are and I especially don't care what his parents say. The only thing that matters is how he feels, and I don't know, so i'm going to believe that he's happy to have had sex willingly with an attractive woman because he's a guy, and that's what we do.

Women are more often than men subjects of genuine rape attacks, so when a female student and a male teacher get it on then questions get asked and suspicions aroused in a different way, because they're not the same, but that doesn't mean all women under the age of 16, or 18, are similarly subjected to rape in all instances. I knew a 13 year old girl who seduced a teacher, had sex with him then when she got bored she reported him to the police for a laugh.

Not all cases are the same, not all people are the same, and not all genders are the same, so yes, everyone does react differently to man and girl as opposed to boy and woman, and it's with good reason.

So, remind me...why is it that society reacts so differently when it's a woman who steals the youth of a child vs. when a man does it? It's always just a big joke with you guys when a woman takes advantage of her authority to violate children...when men do it, it's a bid deal. Why isn't it a big deal no matter what the sex of the authority figure?

So one of the few times the teacher is actually cute, Subby doesn't mention it?

+1 just for not using the stupid "HOT teacher" meme