Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.

Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.

Shazam999: terminalx: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

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I am going to guess you either are a child or don't understand how the female body works...

A woman's vagina is remarkable in its elasticity, just because a woman has several kids doesn't make her "loose." Now if the same woman was getting gangbanged and having guys that grew up near powerlines pummeling her 4-5 times a day for a long period of time then yes this would cause the hotdog down the hallway syndrome. As there is no resting or healing.

/Unless of course I am just huge and that's why it always felt tight
//pretty sure I am not, though.

My wife tore a tiny bit when she gave birth to the second, the doctor gave her an extra stitch to tighten her pussy. The doctor even said it out loud.

Ah yes, the ol' daddy stitch. My wife made it through fine, I asked for the stitch anyway. Wife laughed, Dr was not amused.

Seal was reporting to be barking mad over the news and inconsolable without his bukkit.

I like how the bikini bottom is slightly loose and raised - like she just finished with some solo action. Yep, that's it.

loral: I don't know who Adrianne Curry is, never heard the name before today...

She was a physicist who discovered radium. However she is more famous for having married that kid from "the Partridge Family" TV Show.

Clicked on the Cee Lo link. The fap can easily wait now.

imontheinternet: funk_soul_bubby: carolyne 34 minutes ago
No, I don't have a body like Heidi Klum--maybe when I was younger, but those days are gone. That being said, you'd think women in 2012 would want to have something more than their bodies admired. I would have died of embarrassment if my mother had posed in a bikini and put it out here for the world to see. She was so much more than that. No one is embarrassed anymore by what they wear or what they say. I seem to remember that on meeting Seal that she noticed how"large" he was. Why does the universe have to know every detail? Heidi and others (men included) are gorgeous but have no class.

Go be fat somewhere else.

Translation: "I'm a feminist, and that's why I think a woman her age should have to conform to a conservative dress code. She should be embarrassed for wanting to wear a bikini to the beach or to express her sexuality openly. Everyone should respect women except other womenjealous."

What a moron.

Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.

studman69?

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Sometimes, there are certain physical specimens that make you realize why people believed in Eugenics. She is just genetically superior to mortals.

This is what I'm talking about:) Sure she got tits but looking at the rest of her upper body it's like they photoshopped tits on a 12 year old. No thanks.

karnal: Your UPS man is very grateful too, I bet.

So that's why the brokerage fees keep getting waived!

Shazam999: Jim from Saint Paul: Shazam999: terminalx: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

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I am going to guess you either are a child or don't understand how the female body works...

A woman's vagina is remarkable in its elasticity, just because a woman has several kids doesn't make her "loose." Now if the same woman was getting gangbanged and having guys that grew up near powerlines pummeling her 4-5 times a day for a long period of time then yes this would cause the hotdog down the hallway syndrome. As there is no resting or healing.

/Unless of course I am just huge and that's why it always felt tight
//pretty sure I am not, though.

My wife tore a tiny bit when she gave birth to the second, the doctor gave her an extra stitch to tighten her pussy. The doctor even said it out loud.

That doctor sounds hilarious.

It was a women doctor, and she was dead serious about it. I guess she knows what guys like. It sure was weird though, hearing her say that.

She actually said "pussy"? No farkin way unless your cumdumpster baby mama was passed the fark out.

Shazam999: terminalx: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

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I am going to guess you either are a child or don't understand how the female body works...

A woman's vagina is remarkable in its elasticity, just because a woman has several kids doesn't make her "loose." Now if the same woman was getting gangbanged and having guys that grew up near powerlines pummeling her 4-5 times a day for a long period of time then yes this would cause the hotdog down the hallway syndrome. As there is no resting or healing.

/Unless of course I am just huge and that's why it always felt tight
//pretty sure I am not, though.

My wife tore a tiny bit when she gave birth to the second, the doctor gave her an extra stitch to tighten her pussy. The doctor even said it out loud.

That doctor sounds hilarious.

thecpt: They could have just said the beach, or taken the photo of the sea line but no. They have to do the pants tightening shot for attention or something.

a) beach == hedonism, not sightseeing
b) she's a model, and she's looking good

/Granted, being German, I'm surprised that her first shot didn't show her placing the towel at 4:30 AM

Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

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I am going to guess you either are a child or don't understand how the female body works...

A woman's vagina is remarkable in its elasticity, just because a woman has several kids doesn't make her "loose." Now if the same woman was getting gangbanged and having guys that grew up near powerlines pummeling her 4-5 times a day for a long period of time then yes this would cause the hotdog down the hallway syndrome. As there is no resting or healing.

/Unless of course I am just huge and that's why it always felt tight
//pretty sure I am not, though.

She remains my power, my pleasure, my pain

Byn


Farking hell! I'm 36 yrs old with no kids, and I sure as hell don't have a body like that.

Good on ya', Heidi - I'd be taking photos like that too!


I'm sure you are picture worthy.....go ahead and post a couple for us to decide.

Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.

No, you're thinking of Kate Upton.

You Are All Sheep

I don't get where people should feel bad for her marriage not working out. She picks the guy up because he really fills out his workout pants. Doesn't sound like she's the deepest of women either.

if he is huge, she is probably pretty deep

halfof33: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

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Wow, dude, a wee bit insecure about your size or lack thereof?

I'm not insecure. I know I have a small wiener.

Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

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Wow, dude, a wee bit insecure about your size or lack thereof?

I'm sure Seal was devastated this morning when he woke up and that hot brunette was asking him "What do you want for breakfast"? Maybe he will have dinner with that hot redhead tonight and maybe take that hot blonde to Monaco tomorrow...

Jim from Saint Paul: rudemix: Did he tweet back the thing about no matter how hot a girl is someone somewhere is sick of her shiat?

He was busy masterbating.

Not that I can spell it.

cman: Doesnt she show her tits all the time?

I mean, come on, its only a bikini

I can't remember ever seeing them bared.

Reminds me of a Van Halen song.

Must be near Jerusalem... you can almost see the Promised Land...