Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.
zvoidx: Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.[i47.tinypic.com image 558x420]
halfof33: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]Wow, dude, a wee bit insecure about your size or lack thereof?
TheHappTroll: But wait, there's more
halfof33: Son, I don't think your attempt to compare a woman who has appeared in multiple issues of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue to a young you is really going to convince anyone.
halfof33: Wartime Consiglieri: Yeah, because I used to be one.Sounds like you spent quite a bit of time admiring how your legs look in the mirror while wearing a bikini bottom?
halfof33: Wartime Consiglieri: Shapeless, scrawny legs are eerily similar to those of kidsWell, you certainly seem to be the expert on what 10-11 year old boys' legs look like...
Deece: Wartime Consiglieri: But if you like the spindly, shapeless legs of Heidi Klum, what keeps your pedo ass from being attracted to the average 10 year old?If you think one of the top supermodels of all time has nice legs, you're clearly into 10 year old boys. That's it, it's official. Every mind-numbingly idiotic thing that can be said on the internet has been said on the internet./somebody get the lights on the way out
Shazam999: terminalx: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]I am going to guess you either are a child or don't understand how the female body works...A woman's vagina is remarkable in its elasticity, just because a woman has several kids doesn't make her "loose." Now if the same woman was getting gangbanged and having guys that grew up near powerlines pummeling her 4-5 times a day for a long period of time then yes this would cause the hotdog down the hallway syndrome. As there is no resting or healing./Unless of course I am just huge and that's why it always felt tight//pretty sure I am not, though.My wife tore a tiny bit when she gave birth to the second, the doctor gave her an extra stitch to tighten her pussy. The doctor even said it out loud.
MonkeyAngst: Nope, not that either. Good grief, it's like this internet forum was populated entirely by boys who have no idea what a woman looks... oh.
Theaetetus: zvoidx: Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.[i47.tinypic.com image 558x420]That's not a 1:1 waist to hip ratio. This is:[cdn02.cdn.egotastic.com image 580x435]
funk_soul_bubby: carolyne 34 minutes agoNo, I don't have a body like Heidi Klum--maybe when I was younger, but those days are gone. That being said, you'd think women in 2012 would want to have something more than their bodies admired. I would have died of embarrassment if my mother had posed in a bikini and put it out here for the world to see. She was so much more than that. No one is embarrassed anymore by what they wear or what they say. I seem to remember that on meeting Seal that she noticed how"large" he was. Why does the universe have to know every detail? Heidi and others (men included) are gorgeous but have no class.Go be fat somewhere else.
Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]
cman: Doesnt she show her tits all the time?I mean, come on, its only a bikini
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