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(New York Daily News)   Heidi Klum tweets best bikini picture ever. "How much you miss me now, Seal?"   (nydailynews.com) divider line 33
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2012-07-05 10:40:27 AM  
3 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.


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2012-07-05 10:46:50 AM  
2 votes:

zvoidx: Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.

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That's not a 1:1 waist to hip ratio. This is:
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2012-07-05 10:37:11 AM  
2 votes:

halfof33: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

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Wow, dude, a wee bit insecure about your size or lack thereof?


I'm not insecure. I know I have a small wiener.
2012-07-06 08:43:57 AM  
1 votes:

TheHappTroll: But wait, there's more


Wow. That pic from Coco.. you have to look between her breasts to see the rest of her.
2012-07-05 06:13:54 PM  
1 votes:

halfof33:

Son, I don't think your attempt to compare a woman who has appeared in multiple issues of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue to a young you is really going to convince anyone.


Girls like her get those gigs because they're famous models. They become famous models because gay dudes hire them to be walking coat hangers. Pretty simple.

Point out that only teh gheys like her again, that wasn't Creepy at all.

Not all are gay, some are sexually confused, many are just sheep who will jack it to whatever a magazine puts on the cover. If they started glamorizing dwarfs, some of you will start jacking it to anything under 4' 8''.:) That's pretty much it in a nutshell.
2012-07-05 05:59:23 PM  
1 votes:

halfof33: Wartime Consiglieri: Yeah, because I used to be one.

Sounds like you spent quite a bit of time admiring how your legs look in the mirror while wearing a bikini bottom?


You ain't tap dancing your way around this, skippy:) It the truth hits too close to home, I can't help you.
2012-07-05 05:50:47 PM  
1 votes:

halfof33: Wartime Consiglieri: Shapeless, scrawny legs are eerily similar to those of kids

Well, you certainly seem to be the expert on what 10-11 year old boys' legs look like...


Yeah, because I used to be one. Similar to yourself, minus the attraction part.
2012-07-05 05:37:13 PM  
1 votes:

Deece: Wartime Consiglieri: But if you like the spindly, shapeless legs of Heidi Klum, what keeps your pedo ass from being attracted to the average 10 year old?

If you think one of the top supermodels of all time has nice legs, you're clearly into 10 year old boys. That's it, it's official. Every mind-numbingly idiotic thing that can be said on the internet has been said on the internet.

/somebody get the lights on the way out


First, the people who choose these "top supermodels" are usually women and gay men:) They choose these girls because they have pretty faces with bodies shapeless enough to look like walking coat hangers. So unless you're talking about her face, you're not exactly helping your case by harping on her supermodel background.

Second, you can't argue with visual evidence. Shapeless, scrawny legs are eerily similar to those of kids. Heidi would look damn good if she actually had 10-15 more pounds on her, but the tube-like legs and scrawny body just don't do it for me. Kelly Brook beats her any day.
2012-07-05 05:33:59 PM  
1 votes:
Attention whore needs attention.

Honestly, I thought she was more secure with herself than this travishamockicy indicates.
2012-07-05 05:04:01 PM  
1 votes:
I love how the dudes turned on by legs and torsos eerily similar to that of a 12 year old are talking about other guys being gay:)

The Adrianne Curry pic looks good. But if you like the spindly, shapeless legs of Heidi Klum, what keeps your pedo ass from being attracted to the average 10 year old?....it's the same freakin shape.

Half of these models are built like starving children and the rest look like teenage boys. Think for yourselves dummies. You don't have to jerk off to something gay fashion designers consider attractive.
2012-07-05 05:03:01 PM  
1 votes:
Just so you don't have to keep switching back to the article...

assets.nydailynews.com
2012-07-05 12:56:38 PM  
1 votes:

Shazam999: terminalx: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

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I am going to guess you either are a child or don't understand how the female body works...

A woman's vagina is remarkable in its elasticity, just because a woman has several kids doesn't make her "loose." Now if the same woman was getting gangbanged and having guys that grew up near powerlines pummeling her 4-5 times a day for a long period of time then yes this would cause the hotdog down the hallway syndrome. As there is no resting or healing.

/Unless of course I am just huge and that's why it always felt tight
//pretty sure I am not, though.

My wife tore a tiny bit when she gave birth to the second, the doctor gave her an extra stitch to tighten her pussy. The doctor even said it out loud.


That doctor sounds hilarious.
2012-07-05 12:13:26 PM  
1 votes:
Do you think Seal is looking at that photo and saying to himself "Damn...I want that." He's banged her so many times he's tired of it. I'm sure he's not in a dark basement crying and living alone.

/just saying
//And maybe he is
2012-07-05 11:34:24 AM  
1 votes:
Clicked on the Cee Lo link. The fap can easily wait now.
2012-07-05 11:30:31 AM  
1 votes:

MonkeyAngst: Nope, not that either. Good grief, it's like this internet forum was populated entirely by boys who have no idea what a woman looks... oh.


Unless you think the waist is 4" above the navel, that's a 1:1 ratio.
2012-07-05 11:09:00 AM  
1 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.


No, you're thinking of Kate Upton.
2012-07-05 11:00:38 AM  
1 votes:

Theaetetus: zvoidx: Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.

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That's not a 1:1 waist to hip ratio. This is:
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Nope, not that either. Good grief, it's like this internet forum was populated entirely by boys who have no idea what a woman looks... oh.
Byn
2012-07-05 10:56:59 AM  
1 votes:
Farking hell! I'm 36 yrs old with no kids, and I sure as hell don't have a body like that.

Good on ya', Heidi - I'd be taking photos like that too!
2012-07-05 10:47:48 AM  
1 votes:

funk_soul_bubby: carolyne 34 minutes ago
No, I don't have a body like Heidi Klum--maybe when I was younger, but those days are gone. That being said, you'd think women in 2012 would want to have something more than their bodies admired. I would have died of embarrassment if my mother had posed in a bikini and put it out here for the world to see. She was so much more than that. No one is embarrassed anymore by what they wear or what they say. I seem to remember that on meeting Seal that she noticed how"large" he was. Why does the universe have to know every detail? Heidi and others (men included) are gorgeous but have no class.

Go be fat somewhere else.


Translation: "I'm a feminist, and that's why I think a woman her age should have to conform to a conservative dress code. She should be embarrassed for wanting to wear a bikini to the beach or to express her sexuality openly. Everyone should respect women except other women."

What a moron.
2012-07-05 10:45:12 AM  
1 votes:
As much as I want to be racist and be upset at black men stealing all the hot white chicks, I actually thought those two were a good couple and were going to last.

That being said, goddamn that chick is hot.
2012-07-05 10:36:23 AM  
1 votes:

Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

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Wow, dude, a wee bit insecure about your size or lack thereof?
2012-07-05 10:31:57 AM  
1 votes:
Hasn't she had like five kids?

sadventurez.files.wordpress.com
2012-07-05 10:21:00 AM  
1 votes:
I'm sure Seal was devastated this morning when he woke up and that hot brunette was asking him "What do you want for breakfast"? Maybe he will have dinner with that hot redhead tonight and maybe take that hot blonde to Monaco tomorrow...
2012-07-05 10:15:38 AM  
1 votes:
I like how the bikini bottom is slightly loose and raised - like she just finished with some solo action. Yep, that's it.
2012-07-05 10:08:43 AM  
1 votes:
Did he tweet back the thing about no matter how hot a girl is someone somewhere is sick of her shiat?
2012-07-05 10:05:32 AM  
1 votes:

cman: Doesnt she show her tits all the time?

I mean, come on, its only a bikini


I can't remember ever seeing them bared.
2012-07-05 10:05:30 AM  
1 votes:
I just Klummed in my pants.
2012-07-05 10:03:06 AM  
1 votes:
I'm going to miss the awesome Halloween costumes the two of them always had. Whatever her shortcomings, she really knows how to celebrate that holiday.
2012-07-05 09:58:55 AM  
1 votes:
Heidi, Heidi, Heidi (attention) Ho!
2012-07-05 09:57:02 AM  
1 votes:
Reminds me of a Van Halen song.
2012-07-05 09:55:14 AM  
1 votes:
If she didn't actually say it, it shouldn't be in quotes in the headline.
2012-07-05 09:48:53 AM  
1 votes:
Well I just got a new pic for my desktop.
2012-07-05 09:47:02 AM  
1 votes:
1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.
 
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