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(New York Daily News)   Heidi Klum tweets best bikini picture ever. "How much you miss me now, Seal?"   (nydailynews.com) divider line 202
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2012-07-05 09:40:04 AM  
I would just like to say...homminahomminahomminahomminahomminahomminahommina.
 
2012-07-05 09:41:22 AM  
Never get married again? Oh, all right. We can just shag now and then..
 
2012-07-05 09:42:26 AM  
She has a career?
 
2012-07-05 09:43:39 AM  
im.glogster.com
 
2012-07-05 09:44:32 AM  
My bunk... I'll be in it.
 
2012-07-05 09:44:53 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: She has a career?


notsureifserious.jpg
 
2012-07-05 09:45:37 AM  
Excuse me, I'll be right ba........nevermind.
 
2012-07-05 09:47:02 AM  
1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.
 
2012-07-05 09:48:47 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.


studman69?
 
2012-07-05 09:48:53 AM  
Well I just got a new pic for my desktop.
 
2012-07-05 09:49:06 AM  
FAP!
 
2012-07-05 09:50:20 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.


//grabs popcorn, waits for the responses...
///love those legs!
 
2012-07-05 09:53:37 AM  
She should send a copy to Seal. It'll be like getting a kiss from a rose on a grave.
 
2012-07-05 09:54:52 AM  
Must be near Jerusalem... you can almost see the Promised Land...
 
2012-07-05 09:55:14 AM  
If she didn't actually say it, it shouldn't be in quotes in the headline.
 
2012-07-05 09:56:41 AM  
Doesnt she show her tits all the time?

I mean, come on, its only a bikini
 
2012-07-05 09:57:02 AM  
Reminds me of a Van Halen song.
 
2012-07-05 09:58:31 AM  
I don't get where people should feel bad for her marriage not working out. She picks the guy up because he really fills out his workout pants. Doesn't sound like she's the deepest of women either.
 
2012-07-05 09:58:55 AM  
Heidi, Heidi, Heidi (attention) Ho!
 
2012-07-05 10:03:06 AM  
I'm going to miss the awesome Halloween costumes the two of them always had. Whatever her shortcomings, she really knows how to celebrate that holiday.
 
2012-07-05 10:05:30 AM  
I just Klummed in my pants.
 
2012-07-05 10:05:32 AM  

cman: Doesnt she show her tits all the time?

I mean, come on, its only a bikini


I can't remember ever seeing them bared.
 
2012-07-05 10:08:43 AM  
Did he tweet back the thing about no matter how hot a girl is someone somewhere is sick of her shiat?
 
2012-07-05 10:15:38 AM  
I like how the bikini bottom is slightly loose and raised - like she just finished with some solo action. Yep, that's it.
 
2012-07-05 10:16:25 AM  

rudemix: Did he tweet back the thing about no matter how hot a girl is someone somewhere is sick of her shiat?


He was busy masterbating.
 
2012-07-05 10:17:21 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: rudemix: Did he tweet back the thing about no matter how hot a girl is someone somewhere is sick of her shiat?

He was busy masterbating.


Not that I can spell it.
 
2012-07-05 10:19:13 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Jim from Saint Paul: rudemix: Did he tweet back the thing about no matter how hot a girl is someone somewhere is sick of her shiat?

He was busy masterbating.

Not that I can spell it.


typing with one hand is a biatch.
 
2012-07-05 10:19:21 AM  
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant.
 
2012-07-05 10:21:00 AM  
I'm sure Seal was devastated this morning when he woke up and that hot brunette was asking him "What do you want for breakfast"? Maybe he will have dinner with that hot redhead tonight and maybe take that hot blonde to Monaco tomorrow...
 
2012-07-05 10:24:02 AM  
I loved her on Spin City.

Also...DAYUM!
 
2012-07-05 10:24:02 AM  
I wasn't a fan of her, early in her career, but she's aged VERY well.
 
2012-07-05 10:28:51 AM  

Broktun: Reminds me of a Van Halen song.


I was going to make a snarky comment by listing an obscure Van Halen song that couldn't possibly have anything to do with this picture, but then after perusing their catalog I've discovered almost every single Van Halen song title could be used in some sort of euphemism for this picture.

So kudos to you!
 
2012-07-05 10:31:57 AM  
Hasn't she had like five kids?

sadventurez.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-05 10:33:31 AM  
I fail at the internet - did not see any bikini pictures.
 
2012-07-05 10:36:23 AM  

Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]


Wow, dude, a wee bit insecure about your size or lack thereof?
 
2012-07-05 10:37:11 AM  

halfof33: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

Wow, dude, a wee bit insecure about your size or lack thereof?


I'm not insecure. I know I have a small wiener.
 
2012-07-05 10:37:40 AM  
TrainingWheelsNeeded


I fail at the internet - did not see any bikini pictures.



Maybe the internet failed you.
 
2012-07-05 10:38:05 AM  
carolyne 34 minutes ago
No, I don't have a body like Heidi Klum--maybe when I was younger, but those days are gone. That being said, you'd think women in 2012 would want to have something more than their bodies admired. I would have died of embarrassment if my mother had posed in a bikini and put it out here for the world to see. She was so much more than that. No one is embarrassed anymore by what they wear or what they say. I seem to remember that on meeting Seal that she noticed how"large" he was. Why does the universe have to know every detail? Heidi and others (men included) are gorgeous but have no class.


Go be fat somewhere else.
 
2012-07-05 10:40:22 AM  

booksmart: Must be near Jerusalem... you can almost see the Promised Land...


i'd say that's definitely the holy of holies...
 
2012-07-05 10:40:27 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.


i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-05 10:45:12 AM  
As much as I want to be racist and be upset at black men stealing all the hot white chicks, I actually thought those two were a good couple and were going to last.

That being said, goddamn that chick is hot.
 
2012-07-05 10:45:53 AM  
Heidi Klum f*cking BEEFS, man.
 
2012-07-05 10:46:40 AM  

Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]


=================

The doctor can sew them Who-Whos right back up nice and tight again.

/never understood what she saw in that ugly fark
//but it could be in his pants I guess
 
2012-07-05 10:46:50 AM  

zvoidx: Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.

[i47.tinypic.com image 558x420]


That's not a 1:1 waist to hip ratio. This is:
cdn02.cdn.egotastic.com
 
2012-07-05 10:47:18 AM  

You Are All Sheep


I don't get where people should feel bad for her marriage not working out. She picks the guy up because he really fills out his workout pants. Doesn't sound like she's the deepest of women either.

if he is huge, she is probably pretty deep
 
2012-07-05 10:47:48 AM  

funk_soul_bubby: carolyne 34 minutes ago
No, I don't have a body like Heidi Klum--maybe when I was younger, but those days are gone. That being said, you'd think women in 2012 would want to have something more than their bodies admired. I would have died of embarrassment if my mother had posed in a bikini and put it out here for the world to see. She was so much more than that. No one is embarrassed anymore by what they wear or what they say. I seem to remember that on meeting Seal that she noticed how"large" he was. Why does the universe have to know every detail? Heidi and others (men included) are gorgeous but have no class.

Go be fat somewhere else.


Translation: "I'm a feminist, and that's why I think a woman her age should have to conform to a conservative dress code. She should be embarrassed for wanting to wear a bikini to the beach or to express her sexuality openly. Everyone should respect women except other women."

What a moron.
 
2012-07-05 10:53:09 AM  
more klum pics please... something with her in a purple mesh top with her nips poking out to say hi
 
2012-07-05 10:56:07 AM  

spcMike: Well I just got a new pic for my desktop.


Bingo. Perfect wallpaper.
 
2012-07-05 10:56:30 AM  
I love her voice, love her personality, she's just so hot.. on my list.
 
Byn
2012-07-05 10:56:59 AM  
Farking hell! I'm 36 yrs old with no kids, and I sure as hell don't have a body like that.

Good on ya', Heidi - I'd be taking photos like that too!
 
2012-07-05 11:00:38 AM  

Theaetetus: zvoidx: Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.

[i47.tinypic.com image 558x420]

That's not a 1:1 waist to hip ratio. This is:
[cdn02.cdn.egotastic.com image 580x435]


Nope, not that either. Good grief, it's like this internet forum was populated entirely by boys who have no idea what a woman looks... oh.
 
2012-07-05 11:02:45 AM  

zvoidx: Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.

[i47.tinypic.com image 558x420]


Yeah, a 15 year old photoshopped picture is conclusive.
 
2012-07-05 11:05:57 AM  

MonkeyAngst: Theaetetus: zvoidx: Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.

[i47.tinypic.com image 558x420]

That's not a 1:1 waist to hip ratio. This is:
[cdn02.cdn.egotastic.com image 580x435]

Nope, not that either. Good grief, it's like this internet forum was populated entirely by boys who have no idea what a woman looks... oh.


No, would def bang dat.

Anyways whats with girls suddenly taking this type of picture (pov down body) so often? I see so many girls on FB doing this shot now. It's so cam/attention whorry. I mean I like it, but don't they realize what they're doing?
 
2012-07-05 11:06:07 AM  

Orgasmatron138: If she didn't actually say it, it shouldn't be in quotes in the headline.


developmentinprogress.org

Obviously time for you to exit Fark.
 
2012-07-05 11:08:47 AM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2012-07-05 11:09:00 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.


No, you're thinking of Kate Upton.
 
2012-07-05 11:09:14 AM  

thecpt: MonkeyAngst: Theaetetus: zvoidx: Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.

[i47.tinypic.com image 558x420]

That's not a 1:1 waist to hip ratio. This is:
[cdn02.cdn.egotastic.com image 580x435]

Nope, not that either. Good grief, it's like this internet forum was populated entirely by boys who have no idea what a woman looks... oh.

No, would def bang dat.

Anyways whats with girls suddenly taking this type of picture (pov down body) so often? I see so many girls on FB doing this shot now. It's so cam/attention whorry. I mean I like it, but don't they realize what they're doing?


Making pants uncomfortable? Killing kittens?
 
2012-07-05 11:12:58 AM  
Byn


Farking hell! I'm 36 yrs old with no kids, and I sure as hell don't have a body like that.

Good on ya', Heidi - I'd be taking photos like that too!



I'm sure you are picture worthy.....go ahead and post a couple for us to decide.
 
mhd
2012-07-05 11:16:09 AM  

thecpt: Anyways whats with girls suddenly taking this type of picture (pov down body) so often?


Because apparently nowadays 90% of all photographs taken by members of the distaff persuasion are self-shots without timers, and there are no mirrors on the beach?

/Also, this just in from Ric Romero: Lying down your belly recedes, while you can still use your arms to push your bewbs together.
 
2012-07-05 11:17:07 AM  
reallyreallywant.jpg

She looks damn amazing and I ouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
 
2012-07-05 11:17:15 AM  
She remains my power, my pleasure, my pain
 
2012-07-05 11:18:16 AM  

imontheinternet: funk_soul_bubby: carolyne 34 minutes ago
No, I don't have a body like Heidi Klum--maybe when I was younger, but those days are gone. That being said, you'd think women in 2012 would want to have something more than their bodies admired. I would have died of embarrassment if my mother had posed in a bikini and put it out here for the world to see. She was so much more than that. No one is embarrassed anymore by what they wear or what they say. I seem to remember that on meeting Seal that she noticed how"large" he was. Why does the universe have to know every detail? Heidi and others (men included) are gorgeous but have no class.

Go be fat somewhere else.

Translation: "I'm a feminist, and that's why I think a woman her age should have to conform to a conservative dress code. She should be embarrassed for wanting to wear a bikini to the beach or to express her sexuality openly. Everyone should respect women except other womenjealous."

What a moron.

 
2012-07-05 11:18:31 AM  

thecpt: Anyways whats with girls suddenly taking this type of picture (pov down body) so often? I see so many girls on FB doing this shot now. It's so cam/attention whorry. I mean I like it, but don't they realize what they're doing?


I blame Jules Jordan.
 
2012-07-05 11:20:53 AM  

Gunderson: She remains my power, my pleasure, my pain

bAAAAaaaaaaabaaaay

 
2012-07-05 11:21:37 AM  

mhd: thecpt: Anyways whats with girls suddenly taking this type of picture (pov down body) so often?

Because apparently nowadays 90% of all photographs taken by members of the distaff persuasion are self-shots without timers, and there are no mirrors on the beach?

/Also, this just in from Ric Romero: Lying down your belly recedes, while you can still use your arms to push your bewbs together.


Understood. I'm talking about the need, the drive, the reason to have to say you're at a beach by taking a photo of you cleavage. They don't want guys to look down their shirt normally. WTF?
I saw a JPEG on here once of the difference between guys taking a photo of something and girls . It was brilliant but I can't find it via GIS.
 
2012-07-05 11:22:27 AM  

xnecron: I'm going to miss the awesome Halloween costumes the two of them always had. Whatever her shortcomings, she really knows how to celebrate that holiday.


Maybe Heidi will start up a cosplay friendship with Kate Beckinsale, who also knows a thing or two about the finer points of Halloween.
 
2012-07-05 11:29:32 AM  

Byn: Farking hell! I'm 36 yrs old with no kids, and I sure as hell don't have a body like that.

Good on ya', Heidi - I'd be taking photos like that too!


No kids?

How YOU doin'?
 
2012-07-05 11:30:31 AM  

MonkeyAngst: Nope, not that either. Good grief, it's like this internet forum was populated entirely by boys who have no idea what a woman looks... oh.


Unless you think the waist is 4" above the navel, that's a 1:1 ratio.
 
2012-07-05 11:32:08 AM  
encrypted-tbn3.google.com
 
2012-07-05 11:33:01 AM  
Now I gotta fap at work... Damn it...
 
2012-07-05 11:34:24 AM  
Clicked on the Cee Lo link. The fap can easily wait now.
 
2012-07-05 11:38:23 AM  
She's got legs, she knows how to use them.
She never begs, she knows how to choose them.

If you don't get that reference, please explain
 
2012-07-05 11:41:46 AM  

GavinTheAlmighty: MonkeyAngst: Nope, not that either. Good grief, it's like this internet forum was populated entirely by boys who have no idea what a woman looks... oh.

Unless you think the waist is 4" above the navel, that's a 1:1 ratio.


The waist is indeed above the navel. By how much varies. The waist is measured at the narrowest point. In Ms. Upton's case, at least in that movie, the waist-to-hip ration is not that great, but it's not 1:1.
 
2012-07-05 11:43:11 AM  

Byn: Farking hell! I'm 36 yrs old with no kids, and I sure as hell don't have a body like that.

Good on ya', Heidi - I'd be taking photos like that too!



To be fair... It's Heidi's JOB to look good. She is literally paid - massive, huge, obscene - piles of cash to look good. If it was your job you'd have all the personal trainers, nutritionists, expensive food and time you'd need to have a body like that too.

And if the picture in your profile is at all recent, you're doing just fine.
 
2012-07-05 11:43:34 AM  
One very true rule of life:

No matter how hot someone is, there is always, someone, who is tired of farking them...


Words to live by.
 
mhd
2012-07-05 11:53:05 AM  

thecpt: Understood. I'm talking about the need, the drive, the reason to have to say you're at a beach by taking a photo of you cleavage. They don't want guys to look down their shirt normally. WTF?


Well, you're at the beach already, where you basically wear waterproof lingerie yet nobody cares. You won't find as many lingerie shots in the same position. And not too long ago, beach attire was definitely more concealing. Context is important, and sexual and societal mores are ever-changing (cf. Minoans, Victorians). A bared midriff would've been pretty slutty just a few years ago. Even for men: Look at some biblical and historical movies from the 50s/60s, and you won't find a belly button, even if the guy is just dressed in a loincloth.

And yeah, there's this pic:
i49.tinypic.com

Although it doesn't really apply to a classic self-shot. She doesn't want to show us the Louvre (or even the beach/sea).
 
2012-07-05 11:55:24 AM  

Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]


I am going to guess you either are a child or don't understand how the female body works...

A woman's vagina is remarkable in its elasticity, just because a woman has several kids doesn't make her "loose." Now if the same woman was getting gangbanged and having guys that grew up near powerlines pummeling her 4-5 times a day for a long period of time then yes this would cause the hotdog down the hallway syndrome. As there is no resting or healing.

/Unless of course I am just huge and that's why it always felt tight
//pretty sure I am not, though.
 
2012-07-05 11:55:28 AM  
Seal was reporting to be barking mad over the news and inconsolable without his bukkit.
 
2012-07-05 11:57:46 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.


Fine.

Improves my chances with her, from 100,000,000 to 1 up to 99,999,999 to 1.
 
2012-07-05 11:58:03 AM  
She obviously had her cataracts removed.

/redlit as a headline when they split up.
//managed to sneak it in!
///not as funny now.
 
Byn
2012-07-05 12:04:12 PM  

mongbiohazard: Byn: Farking hell! I'm 36 yrs old with no kids, and I sure as hell don't have a body like that.

Good on ya', Heidi - I'd be taking photos like that too!


To be fair... It's Heidi's JOB to look good. She is literally paid - massive, huge, obscene - piles of cash to look good. If it was your job you'd have all the personal trainers, nutritionists, expensive food and time you'd need to have a body like that too.

And if the picture in your profile is at all recent, you're doing just fine.


You know, that's a good point - it's not like she doesn't have a metric Farkton of help. But in all honesty, I really think it has a lot to do with confidence, too. Women are far more beautiful when they're confident, eh?


...and re: the profile pic... thank you. xo
 
2012-07-05 12:07:51 PM  

mhd: thecpt: Understood. I'm talking about the need, the drive, the reason to have to say you're at a beach by taking a photo of you cleavage. They don't want guys to look down their shirt normally. WTF?

Well, you're at the beach already, where you basically wear waterproof lingerie yet nobody cares. You won't find as many lingerie shots in the same position. And not too long ago, beach attire was definitely more concealing. Context is important, and sexual and societal mores are ever-changing (cf. Minoans, Victorians). A bared midriff would've been pretty slutty just a few years ago. Even for men: Look at some biblical and historical movies from the 50s/60s, and you won't find a belly button, even if the guy is just dressed in a loincloth.

And yeah, there's this pic:
[i49.tinypic.com image 500x356]

Although it doesn't really apply to a classic self-shot. She doesn't want to show us the Louvre (or even the beach/sea).


The fark are you going on about?
 
2012-07-05 12:11:20 PM  
FTFA "There are worse things in life than a separation"

Translation: I don't miss you much; you are history, and I don't farking care if this picture bothers you, at all.
 
mhd
2012-07-05 12:12:13 PM  

Cymbal: The fark are you going on about?


Post-fapping pop-science sociology?
 
2012-07-05 12:13:26 PM  
Do you think Seal is looking at that photo and saying to himself "Damn...I want that." He's banged her so many times he's tired of it. I'm sure he's not in a dark basement crying and living alone.

/just saying
//And maybe he is
 
2012-07-05 12:20:52 PM  
Dat's fappable, yo.
 
2012-07-05 12:21:45 PM  

Cymbal:

Although it doesn't really apply to a classic self-shot. She doesn't want to show us the Louvre (or even the beach/sea).



No this is what I'm addressing. It's facebook posts saying they're at beaches by doing this photo with the sea line at their feat. They could have just said the beach, or taken the photo of the sea line but no. They have to do the pants tightening shot for attention or something.
 
2012-07-05 12:23:23 PM  

Remarkable_Anus: Do you think Seal is looking at that photo and saying to himself "Damn...I want that." He's banged her so many times he's tired of it. I'm sure he's not in a dark basement crying and living alone.

/just saying
//And maybe he is


I doubt someone as ugly as Seal would ever get tired of defiling someone as hot as Heidi. That being said, maybe he found someone as hot and much younger with a much tighter pussy. I could see leaving her for someone like that. Yes he is pretty FARKING ugly, but he's rich and that's all some girls look for in a man.

Though crying in the basement is most definitely on the table.
 
2012-07-05 12:28:11 PM  
I would klum inside of her. I would even slash my face with a box cutter to make her feel at home.
 
mhd
2012-07-05 12:28:12 PM  

thecpt: They could have just said the beach, or taken the photo of the sea line but no. They have to do the pants tightening shot for attention or something.


a) beach == hedonism, not sightseeing
b) she's a model, and she's looking good

/Granted, being German, I'm surprised that her first shot didn't show her placing the towel at 4:30 AM
 
2012-07-05 12:30:18 PM  

MatrixOutsider: I would klum inside of her. I would even slash my face with a box cutter to make her feel at home.


Ah...true love.
 
2012-07-05 12:30:26 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-05 12:31:04 PM  

thecpt: Cymbal:

Although it doesn't really apply to a classic self-shot. She doesn't want to show us the Louvre (or even the beach/sea).



No this is what I'm addressing. It's facebook posts saying they're at beaches by doing this photo with the sea line at their feat. They could have just said the beach, or taken the photo of the sea line but no. They have to do the pants tightening shot for attention or something.


Yeah but it's ok when the chick is hot. Your argument is really only valid when an ugly chick exhibits this behavior.
 
2012-07-05 12:32:52 PM  

mhd: thecpt: They could have just said the beach, or taken the photo of the sea line but no. They have to do the pants tightening shot for attention or something.

a) beach == hedonism, not sightseeing
b) she's a model, and she's looking good

/Granted, being German, I'm surprised that her first shot didn't show her placing the towel at 4:30 AM


totally agree with b. I'm talking about why this is a sudden thing to do. 4 of my friends have done it on fb this summer and we're only in July. (AND ONLY 2 OF THEM WERE GOOD LOOKING)
 
2012-07-05 12:34:18 PM  
Heidi tweets bikini shots?

This could be the "killer app" that finally forces me to look into this whole twitter thing ...
 
2012-07-05 12:36:08 PM  

MatrixOutsider: I would klum inside of her. I would even slash my face with a box cutter to make her feel at home.


Yeah, he does look like he could be one of the aliens in the Mos Eisley Cantina scene. Or one of Baron Harkonnen's test subjects.
 
2012-07-05 12:40:21 PM  

thecpt: mhd: thecpt: They could have just said the beach, or taken the photo of the sea line but no. They have to do the pants tightening shot for attention or something.

a) beach == hedonism, not sightseeing
b) she's a model, and she's looking good

/Granted, being German, I'm surprised that her first shot didn't show her placing the towel at 4:30 AM

totally agree with b. I'm talking about why this is a sudden thing to do. 4 of my friends have done it on fb this summer and we're only in July. (AND ONLY 2 OF THEM WERE GOOD LOOKING)


Attention Whoring is rewarded. Usually with dick or money or both. That's why women do it, have always done it, and will continue to do so until all their holes are filled satisfactorily and their children's college is paid for.
 
2012-07-05 12:41:23 PM  

Cymbal: thecpt: Cymbal:

Although it doesn't really apply to a classic self-shot. She doesn't want to show us the Louvre (or even the beach/sea).



No this is what I'm addressing. It's facebook posts saying they're at beaches by doing this photo with the sea line at their feat. They could have just said the beach, or taken the photo of the sea line but no. They have to do the pants tightening shot for attention or something.

Yeah but it's ok when the chick is hot. Your argument is really only valid when an ugly chick exhibits this behavior.


i.imgur.com

Does the word DUH mean anything to you?
 
2012-07-05 12:48:49 PM  
butterface
 
2012-07-05 12:53:17 PM  

terminalx: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

I am going to guess you either are a child or don't understand how the female body works...

A woman's vagina is remarkable in its elasticity, just because a woman has several kids doesn't make her "loose." Now if the same woman was getting gangbanged and having guys that grew up near powerlines pummeling her 4-5 times a day for a long period of time then yes this would cause the hotdog down the hallway syndrome. As there is no resting or healing.

/Unless of course I am just huge and that's why it always felt tight
//pretty sure I am not, though.


My wife tore a tiny bit when she gave birth to the second, the doctor gave her an extra stitch to tighten her pussy. The doctor even said it out loud.
 
2012-07-05 12:56:38 PM  

Shazam999: terminalx: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

I am going to guess you either are a child or don't understand how the female body works...

A woman's vagina is remarkable in its elasticity, just because a woman has several kids doesn't make her "loose." Now if the same woman was getting gangbanged and having guys that grew up near powerlines pummeling her 4-5 times a day for a long period of time then yes this would cause the hotdog down the hallway syndrome. As there is no resting or healing.

/Unless of course I am just huge and that's why it always felt tight
//pretty sure I am not, though.

My wife tore a tiny bit when she gave birth to the second, the doctor gave her an extra stitch to tighten her pussy. The doctor even said it out loud.


That doctor sounds hilarious.
 
2012-07-05 01:03:16 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Shazam999: terminalx: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

I am going to guess you either are a child or don't understand how the female body works...

A woman's vagina is remarkable in its elasticity, just because a woman has several kids doesn't make her "loose." Now if the same woman was getting gangbanged and having guys that grew up near powerlines pummeling her 4-5 times a day for a long period of time then yes this would cause the hotdog down the hallway syndrome. As there is no resting or healing.

/Unless of course I am just huge and that's why it always felt tight
//pretty sure I am not, though.

My wife tore a tiny bit when she gave birth to the second, the doctor gave her an extra stitch to tighten her pussy. The doctor even said it out loud.

That doctor sounds hilarious.


It was a women doctor, and she was dead serious about it. I guess she knows what guys like. It sure was weird though, hearing her say that.
 
2012-07-05 01:11:08 PM  

thecpt: mhd: thecpt: They could have just said the beach, or taken the photo of the sea line but no. They have to do the pants tightening shot for attention or something.

a) beach == hedonism, not sightseeing
b) she's a model, and she's looking good

/Granted, being German, I'm surprised that her first shot didn't show her placing the towel at 4:30 AM

totally agree with b. I'm talking about why this is a sudden thing to do. 4 of my friends have done it on fb this summer and we're only in July. (AND ONLY 2 OF THEM WERE GOOD LOOKING)


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2012-07-05 01:11:49 PM  
www.clker.com
 
2012-07-05 01:11:51 PM  

Shazam999: terminalx: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

I am going to guess you either are a child or don't understand how the female body works...

A woman's vagina is remarkable in its elasticity, just because a woman has several kids doesn't make her "loose." Now if the same woman was getting gangbanged and having guys that grew up near powerlines pummeling her 4-5 times a day for a long period of time then yes this would cause the hotdog down the hallway syndrome. As there is no resting or healing.

/Unless of course I am just huge and that's why it always felt tight
//pretty sure I am not, though.

My wife tore a tiny bit when she gave birth to the second, the doctor gave her an extra stitch to tighten her pussy. The doctor even said it out loud.


Ah yes, the ol' daddy stitch. My wife made it through fine, I asked for the stitch anyway. Wife laughed, Dr was not amused.
 
2012-07-05 01:12:46 PM  

Shazam999: Jim from Saint Paul: Shazam999: terminalx: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

I am going to guess you either are a child or don't understand how the female body works...

A woman's vagina is remarkable in its elasticity, just because a woman has several kids doesn't make her "loose." Now if the same woman was getting gangbanged and having guys that grew up near powerlines pummeling her 4-5 times a day for a long period of time then yes this would cause the hotdog down the hallway syndrome. As there is no resting or healing.

/Unless of course I am just huge and that's why it always felt tight
//pretty sure I am not, though.

My wife tore a tiny bit when she gave birth to the second, the doctor gave her an extra stitch to tighten her pussy. The doctor even said it out loud.

That doctor sounds hilarious.

It was a women doctor, and she was dead serious about it. I guess she knows what guys like. It sure was weird though, hearing her say that.


She actually said "pussy"? No farkin way unless your cumdumpster baby mama was passed the fark out.
 
2012-07-05 01:21:17 PM  

Reversed: Shazam999: terminalx: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

I am going to guess you either are a child or don't understand how the female body works...

A woman's vagina is remarkable in its elasticity, just because a woman has several kids doesn't make her "loose." Now if the same woman was getting gangbanged and having guys that grew up near powerlines pummeling her 4-5 times a day for a long period of time then yes this would cause the hotdog down the hallway syndrome. As there is no resting or healing.

/Unless of course I am just huge and that's why it always felt tight
//pretty sure I am not, though.

My wife tore a tiny bit when she gave birth to the second, the doctor gave her an extra stitch to tighten her pussy. The doctor even said it out loud.

Ah yes, the ol' daddy stitch. My wife made it through fine, I asked for the stitch anyway. Wife laughed, Dr was not amused.


Wife got one too, at least I think. We had a midwife do it and she asked if I wanted an extra stitch. I can't remember what I said but it has been tighter.
 
2012-07-05 01:22:28 PM  

MoronLessOff: thecpt: mhd: thecpt: They could have just said the beach, or taken the photo of the sea line but no. They have to do the pants tightening shot for attention or something.

a) beach == hedonism, not sightseeing
b) she's a model, and she's looking good

/Granted, being German, I'm surprised that her first shot didn't show her placing the towel at 4:30 AM

totally agree with b. I'm talking about why this is a sudden thing to do. 4 of my friends have done it on fb this summer and we're only in July. (AND ONLY 2 OF THEM WERE GOOD LOOKING)

Pics or it didn't happen.


I'll gmail them later or tomorrow (work right now and getting drunk and going to a concert right afterwards) I'll have to remember which pseudo friends did it too.
 
2012-07-05 01:23:54 PM  

Cymbal: Shazam999: Jim from Saint Paul: Shazam999: terminalx: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

I am going to guess you either are a child or don't understand how the female body works...

A woman's vagina is remarkable in its elasticity, just because a woman has several kids doesn't make her "loose." Now if the same woman was getting gangbanged and having guys that grew up near powerlines pummeling her 4-5 times a day for a long period of time then yes this would cause the hotdog down the hallway syndrome. As there is no resting or healing.

/Unless of course I am just huge and that's why it always felt tight
//pretty sure I am not, though.

My wife tore a tiny bit when she gave birth to the second, the doctor gave her an extra stitch to tighten her pussy. The doctor even said it out loud.

That doctor sounds hilarious.

It was a women doctor, and she was dead serious about it. I guess she knows what guys like. It sure was weird though, hearing her say that.

She actually said "pussy"? No farkin way unless your cumdumpster baby mama was passed the fark out.


No, she didn't say "pussy". She said something like "And one more stitch to tighten her up", while giving me a smirk.
 
2012-07-05 01:27:19 PM  
Shazam999

Cymbal: Shazam999: Jim from Saint Paul: Shazam999: terminalx: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

I am going to guess you either are a child or don't understand how the female body works...

A woman's vagina is remarkable in its elasticity, just because a woman has several kids doesn't make her "loose." Now if the same woman was getting gangbanged and having guys that grew up near powerlines pummeling her 4-5 times a day for a long period of time then yes this would cause the hotdog down the hallway syndrome. As there is no resting or healing.

/Unless of course I am just huge and that's why it always felt tight
//pretty sure I am not, though.

My wife tore a tiny bit when she gave birth to the second, the doctor gave her an extra stitch to tighten her pussy. The doctor even said it out loud.

That doctor sounds hilarious.

It was a women doctor, and she was dead serious about it. I guess she knows what guys like. It sure was weird though, hearing her say that.

She actually said "pussy"? No farkin way unless your cumdumpster baby mama was passed the fark out.

No, she didn't say "pussy". She said something like "And one more stitch to tighten her up", while giving me a smirk.



Your UPS man is very grateful too, I bet.
 
2012-07-05 01:30:10 PM  

karnal: Your UPS man is very grateful too, I bet.


So that's why the brokerage fees keep getting waived!
 
2012-07-05 01:38:20 PM  

zvoidx: Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.

[i47.tinypic.com image 558x420]


That's awesome. That should be the new studman69 pic.
 
2012-07-05 01:42:00 PM  
Shazam999


karnal: Your UPS man is very grateful too, I bet.

So that's why the brokerage fees keep getting waived!



What can Brown do for/to you?
 
2012-07-05 01:45:57 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
Sometimes, there are certain physical specimens that make you realize why people believed in Eugenics. She is just genetically superior to mortals.
 
2012-07-05 01:50:05 PM  

Shazam999: No, she didn't say "pussy". She said something like "And one more stitch to tighten her up", while giving me a smirk.


Ahh, too bad. That's still pretty cool she said that though. I bet most prolly keep their lips shut.
 
2012-07-05 01:52:11 PM  

Byn: Farking hell! I'm 36 yrs old with no kids, and I sure as hell don't have a body like that.

Good on ya', Heidi - I'd be taking photos like that too!


You are just too young for me to date.
If I follow the half your age + 17 rule.
Fortunately, I never follow it.
 
2012-07-05 01:52:28 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.


i1181.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-05 01:56:08 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Shazam999: terminalx: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

I am going to guess you either are a child or don't understand how the female body works...

A woman's vagina is remarkable in its elasticity, just because a woman has several kids doesn't make her "loose." Now if the same woman was getting gangbanged and having guys that grew up near powerlines pummeling her 4-5 times a day for a long period of time then yes this would cause the hotdog down the hallway syndrome. As there is no resting or healing.

/Unless of course I am just huge and that's why it always felt tight
//pretty sure I am not, though.

My wife tore a tiny bit when she gave birth to the second, the doctor gave her an extra stitch to tighten her pussy. The doctor even said it out loud.

That doctor sounds hilarious.


Plus, if you fark them in the ass enough times after complaining the pussy is too loose they either start doing kegel excercises to tighten that clam up, or just let you fark them in the ass whenever. Kind of a win win.
 
2012-07-05 02:00:13 PM  

thecpt: mhd: thecpt: Anyways whats with girls suddenly taking this type of picture (pov down body) so often?

Because apparently nowadays 90% of all photographs taken by members of the distaff persuasion are self-shots without timers, and there are no mirrors on the beach?

/Also, this just in from Ric Romero: Lying down your belly recedes, while you can still use your arms to push your bewbs together.

Understood. I'm talking about the need, the drive, the reason to have to say you're at a beach by taking a photo of you cleavage. They don't want guys to look down their shirt normally. WTF?
I saw a JPEG on here once of the difference between guys taking a photo of something and girls . It was brilliant but I can't find it via GIS.


It's called being a cock-teaser.
 
2012-07-05 02:03:14 PM  

Shazam999: Cymbal: Shazam999: Jim from Saint Paul: Shazam999: terminalx: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

I am going to guess you either are a child or don't understand how the female body works...

A woman's vagina is remarkable in its elasticity, just because a woman has several kids doesn't make her "loose." Now if the same woman was getting gangbanged and having guys that grew up near powerlines pummeling her 4-5 times a day for a long period of time then yes this would cause the hotdog down the hallway syndrome. As there is no resting or healing.

/Unless of course I am just huge and that's why it always felt tight
//pretty sure I am not, though.

My wife tore a tiny bit when she gave birth to the second, the doctor gave her an extra stitch to tighten her pussy. The doctor even said it out loud.

That doctor sounds hilarious.

It was a women doctor, and she was dead serious about it. I guess she knows what guys like. It sure was weird though, hearing her say that.

She actually said "pussy"? No farkin way unless your cumdumpster baby mama was passed the fark out.

No, she didn't say "pussy". She said something like "And one more stitch to tighten her up", while giving me a smirk.


Like I said, she sounds hilarious.
 
2012-07-05 02:10:50 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.


Unlike everyone else, I got the reference.
 
2012-07-05 02:11:35 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-05 02:20:05 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Shazam999: Cymbal: Shazam999: Jim from Saint Paul: Shazam999: terminalx: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

I am going to guess you either are a child or don't understand how the female body works...

A woman's vagina is remarkable in its elasticity, just because a woman has several kids doesn't make her "loose." Now if the same woman was getting gangbanged and having guys that grew up near powerlines pummeling her 4-5 times a day for a long period of time then yes this would cause the hotdog down the hallway syndrome. As there is no resting or healing.

/Unless of course I am just huge and that's why it always felt tight
//pretty sure I am not, though.

My wife tore a tiny bit when she gave birth to the second, the doctor gave her an extra stitch to tighten her pussy. The doctor even said it out loud.

That doctor sounds hilarious.

It was a women doctor, and she was dead serious about it. I guess she knows what guys like. It sure was weird though, hearing her say that.

She actually said "pussy"? No farkin way unless your cumdumpster baby mama was passed the fark out.

No, she didn't say "pussy". She said something like "And one more stitch to tighten her up", while giving me a smirk.

Like I said, she sounds hilarious.


Oh, not disagreeing with you at all. It was pretty funny actually. Luckily my wife was still dazed from the birth so she didn't know what the hell was going on.
 
2012-07-05 02:21:58 PM  
This thread has made me follow Heidi on twitter. It's already enjoyable
 
2012-07-05 02:30:22 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.


i.qkme.me


plus

www.polyfro.com
 
2012-07-05 02:37:44 PM  

imontheinternet: Translation: "I'm a feminist, and that's why I think a woman her age should have to conform to a conservative dress code. She should be embarrassed for wanting to wear a bikini to the beach or to express her sexuality openly. Everyone should respect women except other women."

What a moron.



It's funny how so many feminists want to impose their will on the women they claim they are trying to empower.

I say if Heidi likes posting pics of her rockin bod we should all embrace her choice and encourage her to express herself. Who's with me?!?!?
 
2012-07-05 02:40:24 PM  
t1.gstatic.com
 
mhd
2012-07-05 02:51:50 PM  
Need a cold shower, guys? Here you go:

i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-05 02:56:00 PM  

mhd: Need a cold shower, guys? Here you go:

[i48.tinypic.com image 547x188]


We can have earphones in as we watch her.
 
2012-07-05 02:57:16 PM  

mhd: Need a cold shower, guys? Here you go:

[i48.tinypic.com image 547x188]


You are now aware that celebrities with popular Twitter feeds are paid truckloads of money to endorse things.
 
2012-07-05 03:15:00 PM  

Byn: You know, that's a good point - it's not like she doesn't have a metric Farkton of help. But in all honesty, I really think it has a lot to do with confidence, too. Women are far more beautiful when they're confident, eh?



Confidence and personality do help to some degree. I'd personally much rather hook up with a moderately attractive girl who was confident and smart then a gorgeous woman who wasn't. Smart chicks usually (not always) have better sex.

That said... there are a lot of women out there who confuse the concepts of "confidence" and "biatchy" - similar to how there are a lot of men out there who confuse "confidence" for "douchey".

But, for Heidi Klum it has little to do with confidence. She's not a normal woman, and the normal rules aren't as important. With a body like that I'm not sure I've ever actually heard anything she's said as I have always been too busy trying to stay conscious from a sudden and massive redirection of blood flow. But again, don't bother comparing yourself to her - it's simply not at all a fair comparison.

Like most normal human beings you're not actually paid to stay in shape. Staying in shape is her 9-5. She's BETTER be good at it. And, holy Sagan, she sure is.
 
2012-07-05 03:25:33 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.


Yeah, The angle of the shot gives her more figure than she actually has. She not ugly or anything, but a fair bit on the too skinny side for me.
 
2012-07-05 03:38:20 PM  

mhd: Need a cold shower, guys? Here you go:

[i48.tinypic.com image 547x188]


Well that isn't necessarily a compliment; why would she say a 18 girl from Canada made her believe in Germany again? Unless she was saying it proved the superiority of the German race...

Oh, that's not good.
 
2012-07-05 03:43:36 PM  

Cymbal: Remarkable_Anus: Do you think Seal is looking at that photo and saying to himself "Damn...I want that." He's banged her so many times he's tired of it. I'm sure he's not in a dark basement crying and living alone.

/just saying
//And maybe he is

I doubt someone as ugly as Seal would ever get tired of defiling someone as hot as Heidi. That being said, maybe he found someone as hot and much younger with a much tighter pussy. I could see leaving her for someone like that. Yes he is pretty FARKING ugly, but he's rich and that's all some girls look for in a man.

Though crying in the basement is most definitely on the table.



And muttering "I REMEMBER"
 
2012-07-05 03:44:36 PM  
I think that would get the approval of Seal.
 
2012-07-05 03:44:44 PM  
i.ytimg.com

Pic was stripped from last post
 
2012-07-05 03:49:26 PM  

Fano: Cymbal: Remarkable_Anus: Do you think Seal is looking at that photo and saying to himself "Damn...I want that." He's banged her so many times he's tired of it. I'm sure he's not in a dark basement crying and living alone.

/just saying
//And maybe he is

I doubt someone as ugly as Seal would ever get tired of defiling someone as hot as Heidi. That being said, maybe he found someone as hot and much younger with a much tighter pussy. I could see leaving her for someone like that. Yes he is pretty FARKING ugly, but he's rich and that's all some girls look for in a man.

Though crying in the basement is most definitely on the table.


And muttering "I REMEMBER"


If I had Seal's money I wouldn't be in the basement crying....Alone. :)
 
2012-07-05 03:55:18 PM  
Heidi Klum is obviously beautiful, but to me she is so utterly perfect in every physical way that she somehow crosses the hotness event horizon and emerges from the other side seeming inexplicably plain and unremarkable. This is not a sharp knees or studman69 comment at all - I recognize her beauty and would gladly dip my hands in acid for a chance to disappoint her in bed. It just seems there's no room for character or uniqueness (or something like that) when you lack any physical imperfections.


/Yeah, yeah... sharpknees.jpg and all that
 
2012-07-05 04:01:32 PM  

Flaccidor: Heidi Klum is obviously beautiful, but to me she is so utterly perfect in every physical way that she somehow crosses the hotness event horizon and emerges from the other side seeming inexplicably plain and unremarkable. This is not a sharp knees or studman69 comment at all - I recognize her beauty and would gladly dip my hands in acid for a chance to disappoint her in bed. It just seems there's no room for character or uniqueness (or something like that) when you lack any physical imperfections.


/Yeah, yeah... sharpknees.jpg and all that


So she's so hot she's not hot.

That's like saying "Well the water has been boiling for 5 minutes. Must be good to drink. Let me grab a cup."
 
2012-07-05 04:16:00 PM  
Pretty hot, but her vagina is just wretched. Little known fact about Seal: that shiat on his face? His dick is 100x worse. No thanks!
 
2012-07-05 04:21:13 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Pretty hot, but her vagina is just wretched. Little known fact about Seal: that shiat on his face? His dick is 100x worse. No thanks!


Ribbed for her pleasure, it must be like that rock dude from Ninja scroll.
 
2012-07-05 04:32:16 PM  
NSFW

Whole lotta sag in those bags these days.
 
2012-07-05 04:32:21 PM  

Flaccidor: Heidi Klum is obviously beautiful, but to me she is so utterly perfect in every physical way that she somehow crosses the hotness event horizon and emerges from the other side seeming inexplicably plain and unremarkable. This is not a sharp knees or studman69 comment at all - I recognize her beauty and would gladly dip my hands in acid for a chance to disappoint her in bed. It just seems there's no room for character or uniqueness (or something like that) when you lack any physical imperfections.


/Yeah, yeah... sharpknees.jpg and all that


I hear what you are saying here actually. I'm with you in liking chicks who are hot but also slightly askew. When they are too perfect something happens and they are somehow less than the sum of their parts.

/would hit it mercilessly
//Heidi call me
 
2012-07-05 04:36:35 PM  

Remarkable_Anus: Fano: Cymbal: Remarkable_Anus: Do you think Seal is looking at that photo and saying to himself "Damn...I want that." He's banged her so many times he's tired of it. I'm sure he's not in a dark basement crying and living alone.

/just saying
//And maybe he is

I doubt someone as ugly as Seal would ever get tired of defiling someone as hot as Heidi. That being said, maybe he found someone as hot and much younger with a much tighter pussy. I could see leaving her for someone like that. Yes he is pretty FARKING ugly, but he's rich and that's all some girls look for in a man.

Though crying in the basement is most definitely on the table.


And muttering "I REMEMBER"

If I had Seal's money I wouldn't be in the basement crying....Alone. :)


Let's not kid ourselves here. I'm sure if he's going to cry in the basement it's because someone finally spent enough time with photoshop to show him he'd still be repulsively ugly even without all that shiat on his face. Not over some vapid coont who can be replaced with a little less than moderate difficulty, only because he is rich and famous.
 
2012-07-05 04:41:06 PM  

jdjoker: xnecron: I'm going to miss the awesome Halloween costumes the two of them always had. Whatever her shortcomings, she really knows how to celebrate that holiday.

Maybe Heidi will start up a cosplay friendship with Kate Beckinsale, who also knows a thing or two about the finer points of Halloween.


Nah. What was cool about Heidi's costumes that it wasn't all AW Sexay Hollywood style, but actually scary, funny, and creative. I love La Klum.
 
2012-07-05 04:43:16 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-05 04:45:16 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: NSFW

Whole lotta sag in those bags these days.


They look fantastic really, but only if you compare them to other real boobs from 39 year olds. Compared to bolt-ons, yeah they look saggy. You must be a fan of the unnatural chesticles. NTTAWWT, I like fake ones too, but not on older chicks.
 
2012-07-05 04:49:56 PM  
Would bang.
 
2012-07-05 04:58:14 PM  
So, now Heidi is copying Adrianne Curry eh?

www.music-juice.com
 
2012-07-05 05:00:38 PM  

Trocadero: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]
Sometimes, there are certain physical specimens that make you realize why people believed in Eugenics. She is just genetically superior to mortals.


This is what I'm talking about:) Sure she got tits but looking at the rest of her upper body it's like they photoshopped tits on a 12 year old. No thanks.
 
2012-07-05 05:03:01 PM  
Just so you don't have to keep switching back to the article...

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2012-07-05 05:04:01 PM  
I love how the dudes turned on by legs and torsos eerily similar to that of a 12 year old are talking about other guys being gay:)

The Adrianne Curry pic looks good. But if you like the spindly, shapeless legs of Heidi Klum, what keeps your pedo ass from being attracted to the average 10 year old?....it's the same freakin shape.

Half of these models are built like starving children and the rest look like teenage boys. Think for yourselves dummies. You don't have to jerk off to something gay fashion designers consider attractive.
 
2012-07-05 05:10:15 PM  

Wartime Consiglieri: But if you like the spindly, shapeless legs of Heidi Klum, what keeps your pedo ass from being attracted to the average 10 year old?


If you think one of the top supermodels of all time has nice legs, you're clearly into 10 year old boys. That's it, it's official. Every mind-numbingly idiotic thing that can be said on the internet has been said on the internet.

/somebody get the lights on the way out
 
2012-07-05 05:33:59 PM  
Attention whore needs attention.

Honestly, I thought she was more secure with herself than this travishamockicy indicates.
 
2012-07-05 05:37:13 PM  

Deece: Wartime Consiglieri: But if you like the spindly, shapeless legs of Heidi Klum, what keeps your pedo ass from being attracted to the average 10 year old?

If you think one of the top supermodels of all time has nice legs, you're clearly into 10 year old boys. That's it, it's official. Every mind-numbingly idiotic thing that can be said on the internet has been said on the internet.

/somebody get the lights on the way out


First, the people who choose these "top supermodels" are usually women and gay men:) They choose these girls because they have pretty faces with bodies shapeless enough to look like walking coat hangers. So unless you're talking about her face, you're not exactly helping your case by harping on her supermodel background.

Second, you can't argue with visual evidence. Shapeless, scrawny legs are eerily similar to those of kids. Heidi would look damn good if she actually had 10-15 more pounds on her, but the tube-like legs and scrawny body just don't do it for me. Kelly Brook beats her any day.
 
2012-07-05 05:38:13 PM  
Stupid *%#$%@~g page break. It'd be nice to see those self torso photos on top of one another.
 
2012-07-05 05:47:06 PM  

Wartime Consiglieri: Shapeless, scrawny legs are eerily similar to those of kids


Well, you certainly seem to be the expert on what 10-11 year old boys' legs look like, so I will defer to your expertise.
 
2012-07-05 05:50:47 PM  

halfof33: Wartime Consiglieri: Shapeless, scrawny legs are eerily similar to those of kids

Well, you certainly seem to be the expert on what 10-11 year old boys' legs look like...


Yeah, because I used to be one. Similar to yourself, minus the attraction part.
 
2012-07-05 05:54:44 PM  

Wartime Consiglieri: Yeah, because I used to be one.


Sounds like you spent quite a bit of time admiring how your legs look in the mirror while wearing a bikini bottom?

Whatever floats your boat, sport: the USS Creepydouche
 
2012-07-05 05:59:23 PM  

halfof33: Wartime Consiglieri: Yeah, because I used to be one.

Sounds like you spent quite a bit of time admiring how your legs look in the mirror while wearing a bikini bottom?


You ain't tap dancing your way around this, skippy:) It the truth hits too close to home, I can't help you.
 
2012-07-05 06:02:51 PM  

Wartime Consiglieri: halfof33: Wartime Consiglieri: Yeah, because I used to be one.

Sounds like you spent quite a bit of time admiring how your legs look in the mirror while wearing a bikini bottom?

You ain't tap dancing your way around this, skippy:) It the truth hits too close to home, I can't help you.


Son, I don't think your attempt to compare a woman who has appeared in multiple issues of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue to a young you is really going to convince anyone.

Point out that only teh gheys like her again, that wasn't Creepy at all.

rolls eyes, backs out of the thread.
 
2012-07-05 06:13:54 PM  

halfof33:

Son, I don't think your attempt to compare a woman who has appeared in multiple issues of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue to a young you is really going to convince anyone.


Girls like her get those gigs because they're famous models. They become famous models because gay dudes hire them to be walking coat hangers. Pretty simple.

Point out that only teh gheys like her again, that wasn't Creepy at all.

Not all are gay, some are sexually confused, many are just sheep who will jack it to whatever a magazine puts on the cover. If they started glamorizing dwarfs, some of you will start jacking it to anything under 4' 8''.:) That's pretty much it in a nutshell.
 
2012-07-05 06:34:15 PM  
Has anyone "Mother of God" 'ed that pic yet. If not, I'd just like to say...

www.deviantart.com
 
2012-07-05 06:35:52 PM  
At what point does someone like her become an attention whore? You could argue as someone said that she gets paid for her body and in some ways tweeting a pic like that is marketing her product. Yeah it may be to gain attention but she is selling her product.
 
2012-07-05 07:11:08 PM  
I don't know who Adrianne Curry is, never heard the name before today...

BUT

You can see where she moved her bikini top before taking the picture by the lines on her left breast. Trying to gain *more* attention??
 
2012-07-05 07:23:18 PM  

loral: I don't know who Adrianne Curry is, never heard the name before today...


She was a physicist who discovered radium. However she is more famous for having married that kid from "the Partridge Family" TV Show.
 
2012-07-05 07:32:20 PM  
Be honest, she comes across as kind of a jerk.
 
2012-07-05 08:00:20 PM  
Ummm, didn't she get bored and dump him first?
 
2012-07-05 08:57:56 PM  

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: more klum pics please... something with her in a purple mesh top with her nips poking out to say hi


Ask and ye shall receive.

NSFW(ish) - Pops

Spindly legs? Bad hips? Hang yourself.
 
2012-07-05 08:59:57 PM  

Gunderson: loral: I don't know who Adrianne Curry is, never heard the name before today...

She was a physicist who discovered radium. However she is more famous for having married that kid from "the Partridge Family" TV Show.


It's too bad that horse and buggy hit her
 
2012-07-05 09:03:11 PM  
Oh and she has definitely been topless before...

NSFW:
Link
Link
Link
 
2012-07-05 09:03:51 PM  
Adrianne Curry is farking hot, klum has nothing on her other then baby seals.
 
2012-07-05 09:10:44 PM  
We're going to Fapcon Delta...
 
2012-07-05 09:19:55 PM  

GRCooper: Heidi tweets bikini shots?

This could be the "killer app" that finally forces me to look into this whole twitter thing ...


Imagewind use to now they use Flickr. I think the website still use Twitter
/It was lots of nudes
 
2012-07-05 10:01:30 PM  

phimuskapsi: Oh and she has definitely been topless before...

NSFW:
Link
Link
Link


How old is she in that second one?
I feel like i need to have a seat over there.
 
2012-07-05 10:09:08 PM  

isamudyson: So, now Heidi is copying Adrianne Curry eh?

[www.music-juice.com image 600x450]


Why spoil the thread with those plastic bolt-ons?
 
2012-07-05 10:13:39 PM  

JokerMattly: phimuskapsi: Oh and she has definitely been topless before...

NSFW:
Link
Link
Link

How old is she in that second one?
I feel like i need to have a seat over there.


If I had to guess, mid-late twenties.
 
2012-07-05 10:16:59 PM  

Misconduc: Adrianne Curry is farking hot plastic, klum has nothing on her other then baby seals real breasts.


Real men like *real* women.
 
2012-07-05 10:27:46 PM  
Wait, now Heidi Klum looks like a 12 year old boy? What? Now I get when people say this about most rail-thin supermodels or celebrities like Emma Watson, but I haven't seen a Sports Illustrated or Victoria's Secret model that looks like a 12 year old boy. And I've certainly never seen a pic of Heidi that would make me confused about her gender or make me think she looks too thin. My best guess is that you're trolling or that you're a woman who is jealous. I don't think there's anything wrong with her not being your type and whatnot, but let's not stretch the truth here.
 
2012-07-05 10:41:15 PM  

PillsHere: Wait, now Heidi Klum looks like a 12 year old boy? What? Now I get when people say this about most rail-thin supermodels or celebrities like Emma Watson, but I haven't seen a Sports Illustrated or Victoria's Secret model that looks like a 12 year old boy. And I've certainly never seen a pic of Heidi that would make me confused about her gender or make me think she looks too thin. My best guess is that you're trolling or that you're a woman who is jealous. I don't think there's anything wrong with her not being your type and whatnot, but let's not stretch the truth here.


Heidi was a breath of fresh air because she was a model that was actually racktacular. Usually only pinup models have breasts. SI and VS models usually look like WOMEN, rather than the Olive Oyls pushed on us by the fashion industry. I guess she could have more meat on her limbs, but from where I'm standing she does A-OK
 
2012-07-05 10:51:28 PM  

tkgeisha: At what point does someone like her become an attention whore? You could argue as someone said that she gets paid for her body and in some ways tweeting a pic like that is marketing her product. Yeah it may be to gain attention but she is selling her product.


I guess I would struggle to call her an AW because that implies she's somebody we'd otherwise ignore, and that's not really the situation in her case. She is eligible for being overexposed, but I'm not if her tweeting a lot is really gonna get her there.
 
2012-07-05 10:53:50 PM  

peterthx: Misconduc: Adrianne Curry is farking hot plastic, klum has nothing on her other then baby seals real breasts.

Real men like *real* women.


Only one of Curry's boobs is fake. She was pregnant and miscarried, and apparently one tit deflated.

/Kinda sad that I know that
 
2012-07-06 12:08:27 AM  
If you get real close to the screen like I did...you can see bush!!!
 
2012-07-06 12:09:03 AM  
She's ready.
 
2012-07-06 12:10:40 AM  
This was supposed to be in that last post...

userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2012-07-06 12:49:22 AM  

Mega Steve: peterthx: Misconduc: Adrianne Curry is farking hot plastic, klum has nothing on her other then baby seals real breasts.

Real men like *real* women.

Only one of Curry's boobs is fake. She was pregnant and miscarried, and apparently one tit deflated.

/Kinda sad that I know that


The sadness of that knowledge is entirely dependant upon the context in which it was aquired.
 
2012-07-06 02:08:08 AM  

solcofn: If you get real close to the screen like I did...you can see bush!!!


i140.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-06 02:48:13 AM  
Meh... I've done worse.

(ok, I've ONLY done worse)

/Sorry to any ex who reads this, but let's be honest, we both know it's true
 
2012-07-06 07:35:00 AM  
i629.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-06 07:41:57 AM  

phimuskapsi: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: more klum pics please... something with her in a purple mesh top with her nips poking out to say hi

Ask and ye shall receive.

NSFW(ish) - Pops

Spindly legs? Bad hips? Hang yourself.


that is exactly what i am talking about... to the bunk for a flashback
 
2012-07-06 08:12:06 AM  
We must harvest for eggs for future generations.
I think her current kids are from some big fat guy and then a black guy. We must do better, for the future.
 
2012-07-06 08:40:04 AM  
 
2012-07-06 08:43:57 AM  

TheHappTroll: But wait, there's more


Wow. That pic from Coco.. you have to look between her breasts to see the rest of her.
 
2012-07-06 08:48:37 AM  

strangeguitar: cman: Doesnt she show her tits all the time?

I mean, come on, its only a bikini

I can't remember ever seeing them bared.


Lrn2google NSFW
 
2012-07-06 09:00:05 AM  

mhd: A bared midriff would've been pretty slutty just a few years ago. Even for men: Look at some biblical and historical movies from the 50s/60s, and you won't find a belly button, even if the guy is just dressed in a loincloth.


Wonder if there'd be a market for "belly-button removal" cosmetic surgery.
 
2012-07-06 09:31:26 AM  

solcofn: If you get real close to the screen like I did...you can see bush!!!


i260.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-06 09:48:56 AM  

isamudyson: So, now Heidi is copying Adrianne Curry eh?

[www.music-juice.com image 600x450]


Are you suggesting that's a bad thing, because I would vehemently disagree.
 
2012-07-06 12:09:23 PM  

Zoomaster: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

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=================

The doctor can sew them Who-Whos right back up nice and tight again.

/never understood what she saw in that ugly fark
//but it could be in his pants I guess


She said so in an interview. Also said she farked him that first date.
 
2012-07-06 12:30:35 PM  

isamudyson: So, now Heidi is copying Adrianne Curry who is, in turn, copying every teenage/college girl who has posted a picture like this (see photobucket, webshots, et al) since the history of ever eh?

[www.music-juice.com image 600x450]


Fixed.
 
2012-07-06 06:21:58 PM  
Ah, the post-breakup body-shot pic. Genius.
 
2012-07-06 10:41:02 PM  
Their all georgeous ..till their yours.
 
2012-07-07 12:53:14 PM  
Marissa Miller, younger and hotter.
 
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