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(New York Daily News)   Heidi Klum tweets best bikini picture ever. "How much you miss me now, Seal?"   (nydailynews.com) divider line 202
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2012-07-05 05:03:01 PM  
Just so you don't have to keep switching back to the article...

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2012-07-05 05:04:01 PM  
I love how the dudes turned on by legs and torsos eerily similar to that of a 12 year old are talking about other guys being gay:)

The Adrianne Curry pic looks good. But if you like the spindly, shapeless legs of Heidi Klum, what keeps your pedo ass from being attracted to the average 10 year old?....it's the same freakin shape.

Half of these models are built like starving children and the rest look like teenage boys. Think for yourselves dummies. You don't have to jerk off to something gay fashion designers consider attractive.
 
2012-07-05 05:10:15 PM  

Wartime Consiglieri: But if you like the spindly, shapeless legs of Heidi Klum, what keeps your pedo ass from being attracted to the average 10 year old?


If you think one of the top supermodels of all time has nice legs, you're clearly into 10 year old boys. That's it, it's official. Every mind-numbingly idiotic thing that can be said on the internet has been said on the internet.

/somebody get the lights on the way out
 
2012-07-05 05:33:59 PM  
Attention whore needs attention.

Honestly, I thought she was more secure with herself than this travishamockicy indicates.
 
2012-07-05 05:37:13 PM  

Deece: Wartime Consiglieri: But if you like the spindly, shapeless legs of Heidi Klum, what keeps your pedo ass from being attracted to the average 10 year old?

If you think one of the top supermodels of all time has nice legs, you're clearly into 10 year old boys. That's it, it's official. Every mind-numbingly idiotic thing that can be said on the internet has been said on the internet.

/somebody get the lights on the way out


First, the people who choose these "top supermodels" are usually women and gay men:) They choose these girls because they have pretty faces with bodies shapeless enough to look like walking coat hangers. So unless you're talking about her face, you're not exactly helping your case by harping on her supermodel background.

Second, you can't argue with visual evidence. Shapeless, scrawny legs are eerily similar to those of kids. Heidi would look damn good if she actually had 10-15 more pounds on her, but the tube-like legs and scrawny body just don't do it for me. Kelly Brook beats her any day.
 
2012-07-05 05:38:13 PM  
Stupid *%#$%@~g page break. It'd be nice to see those self torso photos on top of one another.
 
2012-07-05 05:47:06 PM  

Wartime Consiglieri: Shapeless, scrawny legs are eerily similar to those of kids


Well, you certainly seem to be the expert on what 10-11 year old boys' legs look like, so I will defer to your expertise.
 
2012-07-05 05:50:47 PM  

halfof33: Wartime Consiglieri: Shapeless, scrawny legs are eerily similar to those of kids

Well, you certainly seem to be the expert on what 10-11 year old boys' legs look like...


Yeah, because I used to be one. Similar to yourself, minus the attraction part.
 
2012-07-05 05:54:44 PM  

Wartime Consiglieri: Yeah, because I used to be one.


Sounds like you spent quite a bit of time admiring how your legs look in the mirror while wearing a bikini bottom?

Whatever floats your boat, sport: the USS Creepydouche
 
2012-07-05 05:59:23 PM  

halfof33: Wartime Consiglieri: Yeah, because I used to be one.

Sounds like you spent quite a bit of time admiring how your legs look in the mirror while wearing a bikini bottom?


You ain't tap dancing your way around this, skippy:) It the truth hits too close to home, I can't help you.
 
2012-07-05 06:02:51 PM  

Wartime Consiglieri: halfof33: Wartime Consiglieri: Yeah, because I used to be one.

Sounds like you spent quite a bit of time admiring how your legs look in the mirror while wearing a bikini bottom?

You ain't tap dancing your way around this, skippy:) It the truth hits too close to home, I can't help you.


Son, I don't think your attempt to compare a woman who has appeared in multiple issues of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue to a young you is really going to convince anyone.

Point out that only teh gheys like her again, that wasn't Creepy at all.

rolls eyes, backs out of the thread.
 
2012-07-05 06:13:54 PM  

halfof33:

Son, I don't think your attempt to compare a woman who has appeared in multiple issues of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue to a young you is really going to convince anyone.


Girls like her get those gigs because they're famous models. They become famous models because gay dudes hire them to be walking coat hangers. Pretty simple.

Point out that only teh gheys like her again, that wasn't Creepy at all.

Not all are gay, some are sexually confused, many are just sheep who will jack it to whatever a magazine puts on the cover. If they started glamorizing dwarfs, some of you will start jacking it to anything under 4' 8''.:) That's pretty much it in a nutshell.
 
2012-07-05 06:34:15 PM  
Has anyone "Mother of God" 'ed that pic yet. If not, I'd just like to say...

www.deviantart.com
 
2012-07-05 06:35:52 PM  
At what point does someone like her become an attention whore? You could argue as someone said that she gets paid for her body and in some ways tweeting a pic like that is marketing her product. Yeah it may be to gain attention but she is selling her product.
 
2012-07-05 07:11:08 PM  
I don't know who Adrianne Curry is, never heard the name before today...

BUT

You can see where she moved her bikini top before taking the picture by the lines on her left breast. Trying to gain *more* attention??
 
2012-07-05 07:23:18 PM  

loral: I don't know who Adrianne Curry is, never heard the name before today...


She was a physicist who discovered radium. However she is more famous for having married that kid from "the Partridge Family" TV Show.
 
2012-07-05 07:32:20 PM  
Be honest, she comes across as kind of a jerk.
 
2012-07-05 08:00:20 PM  
Ummm, didn't she get bored and dump him first?
 
2012-07-05 08:57:56 PM  

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: more klum pics please... something with her in a purple mesh top with her nips poking out to say hi


Ask and ye shall receive.

NSFW(ish) - Pops

Spindly legs? Bad hips? Hang yourself.
 
2012-07-05 08:59:57 PM  

Gunderson: loral: I don't know who Adrianne Curry is, never heard the name before today...

She was a physicist who discovered radium. However she is more famous for having married that kid from "the Partridge Family" TV Show.


It's too bad that horse and buggy hit her
 
2012-07-05 09:03:11 PM  
Oh and she has definitely been topless before...

NSFW:
Link
Link
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2012-07-05 09:03:51 PM  
Adrianne Curry is farking hot, klum has nothing on her other then baby seals.
 
2012-07-05 09:10:44 PM  
We're going to Fapcon Delta...
 
2012-07-05 09:19:55 PM  

GRCooper: Heidi tweets bikini shots?

This could be the "killer app" that finally forces me to look into this whole twitter thing ...


Imagewind use to now they use Flickr. I think the website still use Twitter
/It was lots of nudes
 
2012-07-05 10:01:30 PM  

phimuskapsi: Oh and she has definitely been topless before...

NSFW:
Link
Link
Link


How old is she in that second one?
I feel like i need to have a seat over there.
 
2012-07-05 10:09:08 PM  

isamudyson: So, now Heidi is copying Adrianne Curry eh?

[www.music-juice.com image 600x450]


Why spoil the thread with those plastic bolt-ons?
 
2012-07-05 10:13:39 PM  

JokerMattly: phimuskapsi: Oh and she has definitely been topless before...

NSFW:
Link
Link
Link

How old is she in that second one?
I feel like i need to have a seat over there.


If I had to guess, mid-late twenties.
 
2012-07-05 10:16:59 PM  

Misconduc: Adrianne Curry is farking hot plastic, klum has nothing on her other then baby seals real breasts.


Real men like *real* women.
 
2012-07-05 10:27:46 PM  
Wait, now Heidi Klum looks like a 12 year old boy? What? Now I get when people say this about most rail-thin supermodels or celebrities like Emma Watson, but I haven't seen a Sports Illustrated or Victoria's Secret model that looks like a 12 year old boy. And I've certainly never seen a pic of Heidi that would make me confused about her gender or make me think she looks too thin. My best guess is that you're trolling or that you're a woman who is jealous. I don't think there's anything wrong with her not being your type and whatnot, but let's not stretch the truth here.
 
2012-07-05 10:41:15 PM  

PillsHere: Wait, now Heidi Klum looks like a 12 year old boy? What? Now I get when people say this about most rail-thin supermodels or celebrities like Emma Watson, but I haven't seen a Sports Illustrated or Victoria's Secret model that looks like a 12 year old boy. And I've certainly never seen a pic of Heidi that would make me confused about her gender or make me think she looks too thin. My best guess is that you're trolling or that you're a woman who is jealous. I don't think there's anything wrong with her not being your type and whatnot, but let's not stretch the truth here.


Heidi was a breath of fresh air because she was a model that was actually racktacular. Usually only pinup models have breasts. SI and VS models usually look like WOMEN, rather than the Olive Oyls pushed on us by the fashion industry. I guess she could have more meat on her limbs, but from where I'm standing she does A-OK
 
2012-07-05 10:51:28 PM  

tkgeisha: At what point does someone like her become an attention whore? You could argue as someone said that she gets paid for her body and in some ways tweeting a pic like that is marketing her product. Yeah it may be to gain attention but she is selling her product.


I guess I would struggle to call her an AW because that implies she's somebody we'd otherwise ignore, and that's not really the situation in her case. She is eligible for being overexposed, but I'm not if her tweeting a lot is really gonna get her there.
 
2012-07-05 10:53:50 PM  

peterthx: Misconduc: Adrianne Curry is farking hot plastic, klum has nothing on her other then baby seals real breasts.

Real men like *real* women.


Only one of Curry's boobs is fake. She was pregnant and miscarried, and apparently one tit deflated.

/Kinda sad that I know that
 
2012-07-06 12:08:27 AM  
If you get real close to the screen like I did...you can see bush!!!
 
2012-07-06 12:09:03 AM  
She's ready.
 
2012-07-06 12:10:40 AM  
This was supposed to be in that last post...

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2012-07-06 12:49:22 AM  

Mega Steve: peterthx: Misconduc: Adrianne Curry is farking hot plastic, klum has nothing on her other then baby seals real breasts.

Real men like *real* women.

Only one of Curry's boobs is fake. She was pregnant and miscarried, and apparently one tit deflated.

/Kinda sad that I know that


The sadness of that knowledge is entirely dependant upon the context in which it was aquired.
 
2012-07-06 02:08:08 AM  

solcofn: If you get real close to the screen like I did...you can see bush!!!


i140.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-06 02:48:13 AM  
Meh... I've done worse.

(ok, I've ONLY done worse)

/Sorry to any ex who reads this, but let's be honest, we both know it's true
 
2012-07-06 07:35:00 AM  
i629.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-06 07:41:57 AM  

phimuskapsi: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: more klum pics please... something with her in a purple mesh top with her nips poking out to say hi

Ask and ye shall receive.

NSFW(ish) - Pops

Spindly legs? Bad hips? Hang yourself.


that is exactly what i am talking about... to the bunk for a flashback
 
2012-07-06 08:12:06 AM  
We must harvest for eggs for future generations.
I think her current kids are from some big fat guy and then a black guy. We must do better, for the future.
 
2012-07-06 08:40:04 AM  
 
2012-07-06 08:43:57 AM  

TheHappTroll: But wait, there's more


Wow. That pic from Coco.. you have to look between her breasts to see the rest of her.
 
2012-07-06 08:48:37 AM  

strangeguitar: cman: Doesnt she show her tits all the time?

I mean, come on, its only a bikini

I can't remember ever seeing them bared.


Lrn2google NSFW
 
2012-07-06 09:00:05 AM  

mhd: A bared midriff would've been pretty slutty just a few years ago. Even for men: Look at some biblical and historical movies from the 50s/60s, and you won't find a belly button, even if the guy is just dressed in a loincloth.


Wonder if there'd be a market for "belly-button removal" cosmetic surgery.
 
2012-07-06 09:31:26 AM  

solcofn: If you get real close to the screen like I did...you can see bush!!!


i260.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-06 09:48:56 AM  

isamudyson: So, now Heidi is copying Adrianne Curry eh?

[www.music-juice.com image 600x450]


Are you suggesting that's a bad thing, because I would vehemently disagree.
 
2012-07-06 12:09:23 PM  

Zoomaster: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

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=================

The doctor can sew them Who-Whos right back up nice and tight again.

/never understood what she saw in that ugly fark
//but it could be in his pants I guess


She said so in an interview. Also said she farked him that first date.
 
2012-07-06 12:30:35 PM  

isamudyson: So, now Heidi is copying Adrianne Curry who is, in turn, copying every teenage/college girl who has posted a picture like this (see photobucket, webshots, et al) since the history of ever eh?

[www.music-juice.com image 600x450]


Fixed.
 
2012-07-06 06:21:58 PM  
Ah, the post-breakup body-shot pic. Genius.
 
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