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2012-07-05 12:56:38 PM

Shazam999: terminalx: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

I am going to guess you either are a child or don't understand how the female body works...

A woman's vagina is remarkable in its elasticity, just because a woman has several kids doesn't make her "loose." Now if the same woman was getting gangbanged and having guys that grew up near powerlines pummeling her 4-5 times a day for a long period of time then yes this would cause the hotdog down the hallway syndrome. As there is no resting or healing.

/Unless of course I am just huge and that's why it always felt tight
//pretty sure I am not, though.

My wife tore a tiny bit when she gave birth to the second, the doctor gave her an extra stitch to tighten her pussy. The doctor even said it out loud.


That doctor sounds hilarious.
 
2012-07-05 01:03:16 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Shazam999: terminalx: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

I am going to guess you either are a child or don't understand how the female body works...

A woman's vagina is remarkable in its elasticity, just because a woman has several kids doesn't make her "loose." Now if the same woman was getting gangbanged and having guys that grew up near powerlines pummeling her 4-5 times a day for a long period of time then yes this would cause the hotdog down the hallway syndrome. As there is no resting or healing.

/Unless of course I am just huge and that's why it always felt tight
//pretty sure I am not, though.

My wife tore a tiny bit when she gave birth to the second, the doctor gave her an extra stitch to tighten her pussy. The doctor even said it out loud.

That doctor sounds hilarious.


It was a women doctor, and she was dead serious about it. I guess she knows what guys like. It sure was weird though, hearing her say that.
 
2012-07-05 01:11:08 PM

thecpt: mhd: thecpt: They could have just said the beach, or taken the photo of the sea line but no. They have to do the pants tightening shot for attention or something.

a) beach == hedonism, not sightseeing
b) she's a model, and she's looking good

/Granted, being German, I'm surprised that her first shot didn't show her placing the towel at 4:30 AM

totally agree with b. I'm talking about why this is a sudden thing to do. 4 of my friends have done it on fb this summer and we're only in July. (AND ONLY 2 OF THEM WERE GOOD LOOKING)


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2012-07-05 01:11:49 PM
www.clker.com
 
2012-07-05 01:11:51 PM

Shazam999: terminalx: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

I am going to guess you either are a child or don't understand how the female body works...

A woman's vagina is remarkable in its elasticity, just because a woman has several kids doesn't make her "loose." Now if the same woman was getting gangbanged and having guys that grew up near powerlines pummeling her 4-5 times a day for a long period of time then yes this would cause the hotdog down the hallway syndrome. As there is no resting or healing.

/Unless of course I am just huge and that's why it always felt tight
//pretty sure I am not, though.

My wife tore a tiny bit when she gave birth to the second, the doctor gave her an extra stitch to tighten her pussy. The doctor even said it out loud.


Ah yes, the ol' daddy stitch. My wife made it through fine, I asked for the stitch anyway. Wife laughed, Dr was not amused.
 
2012-07-05 01:12:46 PM

Shazam999: Jim from Saint Paul: Shazam999: terminalx: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

I am going to guess you either are a child or don't understand how the female body works...

A woman's vagina is remarkable in its elasticity, just because a woman has several kids doesn't make her "loose." Now if the same woman was getting gangbanged and having guys that grew up near powerlines pummeling her 4-5 times a day for a long period of time then yes this would cause the hotdog down the hallway syndrome. As there is no resting or healing.

/Unless of course I am just huge and that's why it always felt tight
//pretty sure I am not, though.

My wife tore a tiny bit when she gave birth to the second, the doctor gave her an extra stitch to tighten her pussy. The doctor even said it out loud.

That doctor sounds hilarious.

It was a women doctor, and she was dead serious about it. I guess she knows what guys like. It sure was weird though, hearing her say that.


She actually said "pussy"? No farkin way unless your cumdumpster baby mama was passed the fark out.
 
2012-07-05 01:21:17 PM

Reversed: Shazam999: terminalx: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

I am going to guess you either are a child or don't understand how the female body works...

A woman's vagina is remarkable in its elasticity, just because a woman has several kids doesn't make her "loose." Now if the same woman was getting gangbanged and having guys that grew up near powerlines pummeling her 4-5 times a day for a long period of time then yes this would cause the hotdog down the hallway syndrome. As there is no resting or healing.

/Unless of course I am just huge and that's why it always felt tight
//pretty sure I am not, though.

My wife tore a tiny bit when she gave birth to the second, the doctor gave her an extra stitch to tighten her pussy. The doctor even said it out loud.

Ah yes, the ol' daddy stitch. My wife made it through fine, I asked for the stitch anyway. Wife laughed, Dr was not amused.


Wife got one too, at least I think. We had a midwife do it and she asked if I wanted an extra stitch. I can't remember what I said but it has been tighter.
 
2012-07-05 01:22:28 PM

MoronLessOff: thecpt: mhd: thecpt: They could have just said the beach, or taken the photo of the sea line but no. They have to do the pants tightening shot for attention or something.

a) beach == hedonism, not sightseeing
b) she's a model, and she's looking good

/Granted, being German, I'm surprised that her first shot didn't show her placing the towel at 4:30 AM

totally agree with b. I'm talking about why this is a sudden thing to do. 4 of my friends have done it on fb this summer and we're only in July. (AND ONLY 2 OF THEM WERE GOOD LOOKING)

Pics or it didn't happen.


I'll gmail them later or tomorrow (work right now and getting drunk and going to a concert right afterwards) I'll have to remember which pseudo friends did it too.
 
2012-07-05 01:23:54 PM

Cymbal: Shazam999: Jim from Saint Paul: Shazam999: terminalx: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

I am going to guess you either are a child or don't understand how the female body works...

A woman's vagina is remarkable in its elasticity, just because a woman has several kids doesn't make her "loose." Now if the same woman was getting gangbanged and having guys that grew up near powerlines pummeling her 4-5 times a day for a long period of time then yes this would cause the hotdog down the hallway syndrome. As there is no resting or healing.

/Unless of course I am just huge and that's why it always felt tight
//pretty sure I am not, though.

My wife tore a tiny bit when she gave birth to the second, the doctor gave her an extra stitch to tighten her pussy. The doctor even said it out loud.

That doctor sounds hilarious.

It was a women doctor, and she was dead serious about it. I guess she knows what guys like. It sure was weird though, hearing her say that.

She actually said "pussy"? No farkin way unless your cumdumpster baby mama was passed the fark out.


No, she didn't say "pussy". She said something like "And one more stitch to tighten her up", while giving me a smirk.
 
2012-07-05 01:27:19 PM
Shazam999

Cymbal: Shazam999: Jim from Saint Paul: Shazam999: terminalx: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

I am going to guess you either are a child or don't understand how the female body works...

A woman's vagina is remarkable in its elasticity, just because a woman has several kids doesn't make her "loose." Now if the same woman was getting gangbanged and having guys that grew up near powerlines pummeling her 4-5 times a day for a long period of time then yes this would cause the hotdog down the hallway syndrome. As there is no resting or healing.

/Unless of course I am just huge and that's why it always felt tight
//pretty sure I am not, though.

My wife tore a tiny bit when she gave birth to the second, the doctor gave her an extra stitch to tighten her pussy. The doctor even said it out loud.

That doctor sounds hilarious.

It was a women doctor, and she was dead serious about it. I guess she knows what guys like. It sure was weird though, hearing her say that.

She actually said "pussy"? No farkin way unless your cumdumpster baby mama was passed the fark out.

No, she didn't say "pussy". She said something like "And one more stitch to tighten her up", while giving me a smirk.



Your UPS man is very grateful too, I bet.
 
2012-07-05 01:30:10 PM

karnal: Your UPS man is very grateful too, I bet.


So that's why the brokerage fees keep getting waived!
 
2012-07-05 01:38:20 PM

zvoidx: Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.

[i47.tinypic.com image 558x420]


That's awesome. That should be the new studman69 pic.
 
2012-07-05 01:42:00 PM
Shazam999


karnal: Your UPS man is very grateful too, I bet.

So that's why the brokerage fees keep getting waived!



What can Brown do for/to you?
 
2012-07-05 01:45:57 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
Sometimes, there are certain physical specimens that make you realize why people believed in Eugenics. She is just genetically superior to mortals.
 
2012-07-05 01:50:05 PM

Shazam999: No, she didn't say "pussy". She said something like "And one more stitch to tighten her up", while giving me a smirk.


Ahh, too bad. That's still pretty cool she said that though. I bet most prolly keep their lips shut.
 
2012-07-05 01:52:11 PM

Byn: Farking hell! I'm 36 yrs old with no kids, and I sure as hell don't have a body like that.

Good on ya', Heidi - I'd be taking photos like that too!


You are just too young for me to date.
If I follow the half your age + 17 rule.
Fortunately, I never follow it.
 
2012-07-05 01:52:28 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.


i1181.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-05 01:56:08 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Shazam999: terminalx: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

I am going to guess you either are a child or don't understand how the female body works...

A woman's vagina is remarkable in its elasticity, just because a woman has several kids doesn't make her "loose." Now if the same woman was getting gangbanged and having guys that grew up near powerlines pummeling her 4-5 times a day for a long period of time then yes this would cause the hotdog down the hallway syndrome. As there is no resting or healing.

/Unless of course I am just huge and that's why it always felt tight
//pretty sure I am not, though.

My wife tore a tiny bit when she gave birth to the second, the doctor gave her an extra stitch to tighten her pussy. The doctor even said it out loud.

That doctor sounds hilarious.


Plus, if you fark them in the ass enough times after complaining the pussy is too loose they either start doing kegel excercises to tighten that clam up, or just let you fark them in the ass whenever. Kind of a win win.
 
2012-07-05 02:00:13 PM

thecpt: mhd: thecpt: Anyways whats with girls suddenly taking this type of picture (pov down body) so often?

Because apparently nowadays 90% of all photographs taken by members of the distaff persuasion are self-shots without timers, and there are no mirrors on the beach?

/Also, this just in from Ric Romero: Lying down your belly recedes, while you can still use your arms to push your bewbs together.

Understood. I'm talking about the need, the drive, the reason to have to say you're at a beach by taking a photo of you cleavage. They don't want guys to look down their shirt normally. WTF?
I saw a JPEG on here once of the difference between guys taking a photo of something and girls . It was brilliant but I can't find it via GIS.


It's called being a cock-teaser.
 
2012-07-05 02:03:14 PM

Shazam999: Cymbal: Shazam999: Jim from Saint Paul: Shazam999: terminalx: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

I am going to guess you either are a child or don't understand how the female body works...

A woman's vagina is remarkable in its elasticity, just because a woman has several kids doesn't make her "loose." Now if the same woman was getting gangbanged and having guys that grew up near powerlines pummeling her 4-5 times a day for a long period of time then yes this would cause the hotdog down the hallway syndrome. As there is no resting or healing.

/Unless of course I am just huge and that's why it always felt tight
//pretty sure I am not, though.

My wife tore a tiny bit when she gave birth to the second, the doctor gave her an extra stitch to tighten her pussy. The doctor even said it out loud.

That doctor sounds hilarious.

It was a women doctor, and she was dead serious about it. I guess she knows what guys like. It sure was weird though, hearing her say that.

She actually said "pussy"? No farkin way unless your cumdumpster baby mama was passed the fark out.

No, she didn't say "pussy". She said something like "And one more stitch to tighten her up", while giving me a smirk.


Like I said, she sounds hilarious.
 
2012-07-05 02:10:50 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.


Unlike everyone else, I got the reference.
 
2012-07-05 02:11:35 PM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-05 02:20:05 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Shazam999: Cymbal: Shazam999: Jim from Saint Paul: Shazam999: terminalx: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

I am going to guess you either are a child or don't understand how the female body works...

A woman's vagina is remarkable in its elasticity, just because a woman has several kids doesn't make her "loose." Now if the same woman was getting gangbanged and having guys that grew up near powerlines pummeling her 4-5 times a day for a long period of time then yes this would cause the hotdog down the hallway syndrome. As there is no resting or healing.

/Unless of course I am just huge and that's why it always felt tight
//pretty sure I am not, though.

My wife tore a tiny bit when she gave birth to the second, the doctor gave her an extra stitch to tighten her pussy. The doctor even said it out loud.

That doctor sounds hilarious.

It was a women doctor, and she was dead serious about it. I guess she knows what guys like. It sure was weird though, hearing her say that.

She actually said "pussy"? No farkin way unless your cumdumpster baby mama was passed the fark out.

No, she didn't say "pussy". She said something like "And one more stitch to tighten her up", while giving me a smirk.

Like I said, she sounds hilarious.


Oh, not disagreeing with you at all. It was pretty funny actually. Luckily my wife was still dazed from the birth so she didn't know what the hell was going on.
 
2012-07-05 02:21:58 PM
This thread has made me follow Heidi on twitter. It's already enjoyable
 
2012-07-05 02:30:22 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.


i.qkme.me


plus

www.polyfro.com
 
2012-07-05 02:37:44 PM

imontheinternet: Translation: "I'm a feminist, and that's why I think a woman her age should have to conform to a conservative dress code. She should be embarrassed for wanting to wear a bikini to the beach or to express her sexuality openly. Everyone should respect women except other women."

What a moron.



It's funny how so many feminists want to impose their will on the women they claim they are trying to empower.

I say if Heidi likes posting pics of her rockin bod we should all embrace her choice and encourage her to express herself. Who's with me?!?!?
 
2012-07-05 02:40:24 PM
t1.gstatic.com
 
mhd
2012-07-05 02:51:50 PM
Need a cold shower, guys? Here you go:

i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-05 02:56:00 PM

mhd: Need a cold shower, guys? Here you go:

[i48.tinypic.com image 547x188]


We can have earphones in as we watch her.
 
2012-07-05 02:57:16 PM

mhd: Need a cold shower, guys? Here you go:

[i48.tinypic.com image 547x188]


You are now aware that celebrities with popular Twitter feeds are paid truckloads of money to endorse things.
 
2012-07-05 03:15:00 PM

Byn: You know, that's a good point - it's not like she doesn't have a metric Farkton of help. But in all honesty, I really think it has a lot to do with confidence, too. Women are far more beautiful when they're confident, eh?



Confidence and personality do help to some degree. I'd personally much rather hook up with a moderately attractive girl who was confident and smart then a gorgeous woman who wasn't. Smart chicks usually (not always) have better sex.

That said... there are a lot of women out there who confuse the concepts of "confidence" and "biatchy" - similar to how there are a lot of men out there who confuse "confidence" for "douchey".

But, for Heidi Klum it has little to do with confidence. She's not a normal woman, and the normal rules aren't as important. With a body like that I'm not sure I've ever actually heard anything she's said as I have always been too busy trying to stay conscious from a sudden and massive redirection of blood flow. But again, don't bother comparing yourself to her - it's simply not at all a fair comparison.

Like most normal human beings you're not actually paid to stay in shape. Staying in shape is her 9-5. She's BETTER be good at it. And, holy Sagan, she sure is.
 
2012-07-05 03:25:33 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.


Yeah, The angle of the shot gives her more figure than she actually has. She not ugly or anything, but a fair bit on the too skinny side for me.
 
2012-07-05 03:38:20 PM

mhd: Need a cold shower, guys? Here you go:

[i48.tinypic.com image 547x188]


Well that isn't necessarily a compliment; why would she say a 18 girl from Canada made her believe in Germany again? Unless she was saying it proved the superiority of the German race...

Oh, that's not good.
 
2012-07-05 03:43:36 PM

Cymbal: Remarkable_Anus: Do you think Seal is looking at that photo and saying to himself "Damn...I want that." He's banged her so many times he's tired of it. I'm sure he's not in a dark basement crying and living alone.

/just saying
//And maybe he is

I doubt someone as ugly as Seal would ever get tired of defiling someone as hot as Heidi. That being said, maybe he found someone as hot and much younger with a much tighter pussy. I could see leaving her for someone like that. Yes he is pretty FARKING ugly, but he's rich and that's all some girls look for in a man.

Though crying in the basement is most definitely on the table.



And muttering "I REMEMBER"
 
2012-07-05 03:44:36 PM
I think that would get the approval of Seal.
 
2012-07-05 03:44:44 PM
i.ytimg.com

Pic was stripped from last post
 
2012-07-05 03:49:26 PM

Fano: Cymbal: Remarkable_Anus: Do you think Seal is looking at that photo and saying to himself "Damn...I want that." He's banged her so many times he's tired of it. I'm sure he's not in a dark basement crying and living alone.

/just saying
//And maybe he is

I doubt someone as ugly as Seal would ever get tired of defiling someone as hot as Heidi. That being said, maybe he found someone as hot and much younger with a much tighter pussy. I could see leaving her for someone like that. Yes he is pretty FARKING ugly, but he's rich and that's all some girls look for in a man.

Though crying in the basement is most definitely on the table.


And muttering "I REMEMBER"


If I had Seal's money I wouldn't be in the basement crying....Alone. :)
 
2012-07-05 03:55:18 PM
Heidi Klum is obviously beautiful, but to me she is so utterly perfect in every physical way that she somehow crosses the hotness event horizon and emerges from the other side seeming inexplicably plain and unremarkable. This is not a sharp knees or studman69 comment at all - I recognize her beauty and would gladly dip my hands in acid for a chance to disappoint her in bed. It just seems there's no room for character or uniqueness (or something like that) when you lack any physical imperfections.


/Yeah, yeah... sharpknees.jpg and all that
 
2012-07-05 04:01:32 PM

Flaccidor: Heidi Klum is obviously beautiful, but to me she is so utterly perfect in every physical way that she somehow crosses the hotness event horizon and emerges from the other side seeming inexplicably plain and unremarkable. This is not a sharp knees or studman69 comment at all - I recognize her beauty and would gladly dip my hands in acid for a chance to disappoint her in bed. It just seems there's no room for character or uniqueness (or something like that) when you lack any physical imperfections.


/Yeah, yeah... sharpknees.jpg and all that


So she's so hot she's not hot.

That's like saying "Well the water has been boiling for 5 minutes. Must be good to drink. Let me grab a cup."
 
2012-07-05 04:16:00 PM
Pretty hot, but her vagina is just wretched. Little known fact about Seal: that shiat on his face? His dick is 100x worse. No thanks!
 
2012-07-05 04:21:13 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Pretty hot, but her vagina is just wretched. Little known fact about Seal: that shiat on his face? His dick is 100x worse. No thanks!


Ribbed for her pleasure, it must be like that rock dude from Ninja scroll.
 
2012-07-05 04:32:16 PM
NSFW

Whole lotta sag in those bags these days.
 
2012-07-05 04:32:21 PM

Flaccidor: Heidi Klum is obviously beautiful, but to me she is so utterly perfect in every physical way that she somehow crosses the hotness event horizon and emerges from the other side seeming inexplicably plain and unremarkable. This is not a sharp knees or studman69 comment at all - I recognize her beauty and would gladly dip my hands in acid for a chance to disappoint her in bed. It just seems there's no room for character or uniqueness (or something like that) when you lack any physical imperfections.


/Yeah, yeah... sharpknees.jpg and all that


I hear what you are saying here actually. I'm with you in liking chicks who are hot but also slightly askew. When they are too perfect something happens and they are somehow less than the sum of their parts.

/would hit it mercilessly
//Heidi call me
 
2012-07-05 04:36:35 PM

Remarkable_Anus: Fano: Cymbal: Remarkable_Anus: Do you think Seal is looking at that photo and saying to himself "Damn...I want that." He's banged her so many times he's tired of it. I'm sure he's not in a dark basement crying and living alone.

/just saying
//And maybe he is

I doubt someone as ugly as Seal would ever get tired of defiling someone as hot as Heidi. That being said, maybe he found someone as hot and much younger with a much tighter pussy. I could see leaving her for someone like that. Yes he is pretty FARKING ugly, but he's rich and that's all some girls look for in a man.

Though crying in the basement is most definitely on the table.


And muttering "I REMEMBER"

If I had Seal's money I wouldn't be in the basement crying....Alone. :)


Let's not kid ourselves here. I'm sure if he's going to cry in the basement it's because someone finally spent enough time with photoshop to show him he'd still be repulsively ugly even without all that shiat on his face. Not over some vapid coont who can be replaced with a little less than moderate difficulty, only because he is rich and famous.
 
2012-07-05 04:41:06 PM

jdjoker: xnecron: I'm going to miss the awesome Halloween costumes the two of them always had. Whatever her shortcomings, she really knows how to celebrate that holiday.

Maybe Heidi will start up a cosplay friendship with Kate Beckinsale, who also knows a thing or two about the finer points of Halloween.


Nah. What was cool about Heidi's costumes that it wasn't all AW Sexay Hollywood style, but actually scary, funny, and creative. I love La Klum.
 
2012-07-05 04:43:16 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-05 04:45:16 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: NSFW

Whole lotta sag in those bags these days.


They look fantastic really, but only if you compare them to other real boobs from 39 year olds. Compared to bolt-ons, yeah they look saggy. You must be a fan of the unnatural chesticles. NTTAWWT, I like fake ones too, but not on older chicks.
 
2012-07-05 04:49:56 PM
Would bang.
 
2012-07-05 04:58:14 PM
So, now Heidi is copying Adrianne Curry eh?

www.music-juice.com
 
2012-07-05 05:00:38 PM

Trocadero: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]
Sometimes, there are certain physical specimens that make you realize why people believed in Eugenics. She is just genetically superior to mortals.


This is what I'm talking about:) Sure she got tits but looking at the rest of her upper body it's like they photoshopped tits on a 12 year old. No thanks.
 
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