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(New York Daily News)   Heidi Klum tweets best bikini picture ever. "How much you miss me now, Seal?"   (nydailynews.com) divider line 202
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2012-07-05 11:00:38 AM

Theaetetus: zvoidx: Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.

[i47.tinypic.com image 558x420]

That's not a 1:1 waist to hip ratio. This is:
[cdn02.cdn.egotastic.com image 580x435]


Nope, not that either. Good grief, it's like this internet forum was populated entirely by boys who have no idea what a woman looks... oh.
 
2012-07-05 11:02:45 AM

zvoidx: Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.

[i47.tinypic.com image 558x420]


Yeah, a 15 year old photoshopped picture is conclusive.
 
2012-07-05 11:05:57 AM

MonkeyAngst: Theaetetus: zvoidx: Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.

[i47.tinypic.com image 558x420]

That's not a 1:1 waist to hip ratio. This is:
[cdn02.cdn.egotastic.com image 580x435]

Nope, not that either. Good grief, it's like this internet forum was populated entirely by boys who have no idea what a woman looks... oh.


No, would def bang dat.

Anyways whats with girls suddenly taking this type of picture (pov down body) so often? I see so many girls on FB doing this shot now. It's so cam/attention whorry. I mean I like it, but don't they realize what they're doing?
 
2012-07-05 11:06:07 AM

Orgasmatron138: If she didn't actually say it, it shouldn't be in quotes in the headline.


developmentinprogress.org

Obviously time for you to exit Fark.
 
2012-07-05 11:08:47 AM
weknowmemes.com
 
2012-07-05 11:09:00 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.


No, you're thinking of Kate Upton.
 
2012-07-05 11:09:14 AM

thecpt: MonkeyAngst: Theaetetus: zvoidx: Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.

[i47.tinypic.com image 558x420]

That's not a 1:1 waist to hip ratio. This is:
[cdn02.cdn.egotastic.com image 580x435]

Nope, not that either. Good grief, it's like this internet forum was populated entirely by boys who have no idea what a woman looks... oh.

No, would def bang dat.

Anyways whats with girls suddenly taking this type of picture (pov down body) so often? I see so many girls on FB doing this shot now. It's so cam/attention whorry. I mean I like it, but don't they realize what they're doing?


Making pants uncomfortable? Killing kittens?
 
2012-07-05 11:12:58 AM
Byn


Farking hell! I'm 36 yrs old with no kids, and I sure as hell don't have a body like that.

Good on ya', Heidi - I'd be taking photos like that too!



I'm sure you are picture worthy.....go ahead and post a couple for us to decide.
 
mhd
2012-07-05 11:16:09 AM

thecpt: Anyways whats with girls suddenly taking this type of picture (pov down body) so often?


Because apparently nowadays 90% of all photographs taken by members of the distaff persuasion are self-shots without timers, and there are no mirrors on the beach?

/Also, this just in from Ric Romero: Lying down your belly recedes, while you can still use your arms to push your bewbs together.
 
2012-07-05 11:17:07 AM
reallyreallywant.jpg

She looks damn amazing and I ouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
 
2012-07-05 11:17:15 AM
She remains my power, my pleasure, my pain
 
2012-07-05 11:18:16 AM

imontheinternet: funk_soul_bubby: carolyne 34 minutes ago
No, I don't have a body like Heidi Klum--maybe when I was younger, but those days are gone. That being said, you'd think women in 2012 would want to have something more than their bodies admired. I would have died of embarrassment if my mother had posed in a bikini and put it out here for the world to see. She was so much more than that. No one is embarrassed anymore by what they wear or what they say. I seem to remember that on meeting Seal that she noticed how"large" he was. Why does the universe have to know every detail? Heidi and others (men included) are gorgeous but have no class.

Go be fat somewhere else.

Translation: "I'm a feminist, and that's why I think a woman her age should have to conform to a conservative dress code. She should be embarrassed for wanting to wear a bikini to the beach or to express her sexuality openly. Everyone should respect women except other womenjealous."

What a moron.

 
2012-07-05 11:18:31 AM

thecpt: Anyways whats with girls suddenly taking this type of picture (pov down body) so often? I see so many girls on FB doing this shot now. It's so cam/attention whorry. I mean I like it, but don't they realize what they're doing?


I blame Jules Jordan.
 
2012-07-05 11:20:53 AM

Gunderson: She remains my power, my pleasure, my pain

bAAAAaaaaaaabaaaay

 
2012-07-05 11:21:37 AM

mhd: thecpt: Anyways whats with girls suddenly taking this type of picture (pov down body) so often?

Because apparently nowadays 90% of all photographs taken by members of the distaff persuasion are self-shots without timers, and there are no mirrors on the beach?

/Also, this just in from Ric Romero: Lying down your belly recedes, while you can still use your arms to push your bewbs together.


Understood. I'm talking about the need, the drive, the reason to have to say you're at a beach by taking a photo of you cleavage. They don't want guys to look down their shirt normally. WTF?
I saw a JPEG on here once of the difference between guys taking a photo of something and girls . It was brilliant but I can't find it via GIS.
 
2012-07-05 11:22:27 AM

xnecron: I'm going to miss the awesome Halloween costumes the two of them always had. Whatever her shortcomings, she really knows how to celebrate that holiday.


Maybe Heidi will start up a cosplay friendship with Kate Beckinsale, who also knows a thing or two about the finer points of Halloween.
 
2012-07-05 11:29:32 AM

Byn: Farking hell! I'm 36 yrs old with no kids, and I sure as hell don't have a body like that.

Good on ya', Heidi - I'd be taking photos like that too!


No kids?

How YOU doin'?
 
2012-07-05 11:30:31 AM

MonkeyAngst: Nope, not that either. Good grief, it's like this internet forum was populated entirely by boys who have no idea what a woman looks... oh.


Unless you think the waist is 4" above the navel, that's a 1:1 ratio.
 
2012-07-05 11:32:08 AM
encrypted-tbn3.google.com
 
2012-07-05 11:33:01 AM
Now I gotta fap at work... Damn it...
 
2012-07-05 11:34:24 AM
Clicked on the Cee Lo link. The fap can easily wait now.
 
2012-07-05 11:38:23 AM
She's got legs, she knows how to use them.
She never begs, she knows how to choose them.

If you don't get that reference, please explain
 
2012-07-05 11:41:46 AM

GavinTheAlmighty: MonkeyAngst: Nope, not that either. Good grief, it's like this internet forum was populated entirely by boys who have no idea what a woman looks... oh.

Unless you think the waist is 4" above the navel, that's a 1:1 ratio.


The waist is indeed above the navel. By how much varies. The waist is measured at the narrowest point. In Ms. Upton's case, at least in that movie, the waist-to-hip ration is not that great, but it's not 1:1.
 
2012-07-05 11:43:11 AM

Byn: Farking hell! I'm 36 yrs old with no kids, and I sure as hell don't have a body like that.

Good on ya', Heidi - I'd be taking photos like that too!



To be fair... It's Heidi's JOB to look good. She is literally paid - massive, huge, obscene - piles of cash to look good. If it was your job you'd have all the personal trainers, nutritionists, expensive food and time you'd need to have a body like that too.

And if the picture in your profile is at all recent, you're doing just fine.
 
2012-07-05 11:43:34 AM
One very true rule of life:

No matter how hot someone is, there is always, someone, who is tired of farking them...


Words to live by.
 
mhd
2012-07-05 11:53:05 AM

thecpt: Understood. I'm talking about the need, the drive, the reason to have to say you're at a beach by taking a photo of you cleavage. They don't want guys to look down their shirt normally. WTF?


Well, you're at the beach already, where you basically wear waterproof lingerie yet nobody cares. You won't find as many lingerie shots in the same position. And not too long ago, beach attire was definitely more concealing. Context is important, and sexual and societal mores are ever-changing (cf. Minoans, Victorians). A bared midriff would've been pretty slutty just a few years ago. Even for men: Look at some biblical and historical movies from the 50s/60s, and you won't find a belly button, even if the guy is just dressed in a loincloth.

And yeah, there's this pic:
i49.tinypic.com

Although it doesn't really apply to a classic self-shot. She doesn't want to show us the Louvre (or even the beach/sea).
 
2012-07-05 11:55:24 AM

Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]


I am going to guess you either are a child or don't understand how the female body works...

A woman's vagina is remarkable in its elasticity, just because a woman has several kids doesn't make her "loose." Now if the same woman was getting gangbanged and having guys that grew up near powerlines pummeling her 4-5 times a day for a long period of time then yes this would cause the hotdog down the hallway syndrome. As there is no resting or healing.

/Unless of course I am just huge and that's why it always felt tight
//pretty sure I am not, though.
 
2012-07-05 11:55:28 AM
Seal was reporting to be barking mad over the news and inconsolable without his bukkit.
 
2012-07-05 11:57:46 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.


Fine.

Improves my chances with her, from 100,000,000 to 1 up to 99,999,999 to 1.
 
2012-07-05 11:58:03 AM
She obviously had her cataracts removed.

/redlit as a headline when they split up.
//managed to sneak it in!
///not as funny now.
 
Byn
2012-07-05 12:04:12 PM

mongbiohazard: Byn: Farking hell! I'm 36 yrs old with no kids, and I sure as hell don't have a body like that.

Good on ya', Heidi - I'd be taking photos like that too!


To be fair... It's Heidi's JOB to look good. She is literally paid - massive, huge, obscene - piles of cash to look good. If it was your job you'd have all the personal trainers, nutritionists, expensive food and time you'd need to have a body like that too.

And if the picture in your profile is at all recent, you're doing just fine.


You know, that's a good point - it's not like she doesn't have a metric Farkton of help. But in all honesty, I really think it has a lot to do with confidence, too. Women are far more beautiful when they're confident, eh?


...and re: the profile pic... thank you. xo
 
2012-07-05 12:07:51 PM

mhd: thecpt: Understood. I'm talking about the need, the drive, the reason to have to say you're at a beach by taking a photo of you cleavage. They don't want guys to look down their shirt normally. WTF?

Well, you're at the beach already, where you basically wear waterproof lingerie yet nobody cares. You won't find as many lingerie shots in the same position. And not too long ago, beach attire was definitely more concealing. Context is important, and sexual and societal mores are ever-changing (cf. Minoans, Victorians). A bared midriff would've been pretty slutty just a few years ago. Even for men: Look at some biblical and historical movies from the 50s/60s, and you won't find a belly button, even if the guy is just dressed in a loincloth.

And yeah, there's this pic:
[i49.tinypic.com image 500x356]

Although it doesn't really apply to a classic self-shot. She doesn't want to show us the Louvre (or even the beach/sea).


The fark are you going on about?
 
2012-07-05 12:11:20 PM
FTFA "There are worse things in life than a separation"

Translation: I don't miss you much; you are history, and I don't farking care if this picture bothers you, at all.
 
mhd
2012-07-05 12:12:13 PM

Cymbal: The fark are you going on about?


Post-fapping pop-science sociology?
 
2012-07-05 12:13:26 PM
Do you think Seal is looking at that photo and saying to himself "Damn...I want that." He's banged her so many times he's tired of it. I'm sure he's not in a dark basement crying and living alone.

/just saying
//And maybe he is
 
2012-07-05 12:20:52 PM
Dat's fappable, yo.
 
2012-07-05 12:21:45 PM

Cymbal:

Although it doesn't really apply to a classic self-shot. She doesn't want to show us the Louvre (or even the beach/sea).



No this is what I'm addressing. It's facebook posts saying they're at beaches by doing this photo with the sea line at their feat. They could have just said the beach, or taken the photo of the sea line but no. They have to do the pants tightening shot for attention or something.
 
2012-07-05 12:23:23 PM

Remarkable_Anus: Do you think Seal is looking at that photo and saying to himself "Damn...I want that." He's banged her so many times he's tired of it. I'm sure he's not in a dark basement crying and living alone.

/just saying
//And maybe he is


I doubt someone as ugly as Seal would ever get tired of defiling someone as hot as Heidi. That being said, maybe he found someone as hot and much younger with a much tighter pussy. I could see leaving her for someone like that. Yes he is pretty FARKING ugly, but he's rich and that's all some girls look for in a man.

Though crying in the basement is most definitely on the table.
 
2012-07-05 12:28:11 PM
I would klum inside of her. I would even slash my face with a box cutter to make her feel at home.
 
mhd
2012-07-05 12:28:12 PM

thecpt: They could have just said the beach, or taken the photo of the sea line but no. They have to do the pants tightening shot for attention or something.


a) beach == hedonism, not sightseeing
b) she's a model, and she's looking good

/Granted, being German, I'm surprised that her first shot didn't show her placing the towel at 4:30 AM
 
2012-07-05 12:30:18 PM

MatrixOutsider: I would klum inside of her. I would even slash my face with a box cutter to make her feel at home.


Ah...true love.
 
2012-07-05 12:30:26 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-05 12:31:04 PM

thecpt: Cymbal:

Although it doesn't really apply to a classic self-shot. She doesn't want to show us the Louvre (or even the beach/sea).



No this is what I'm addressing. It's facebook posts saying they're at beaches by doing this photo with the sea line at their feat. They could have just said the beach, or taken the photo of the sea line but no. They have to do the pants tightening shot for attention or something.


Yeah but it's ok when the chick is hot. Your argument is really only valid when an ugly chick exhibits this behavior.
 
2012-07-05 12:32:52 PM

mhd: thecpt: They could have just said the beach, or taken the photo of the sea line but no. They have to do the pants tightening shot for attention or something.

a) beach == hedonism, not sightseeing
b) she's a model, and she's looking good

/Granted, being German, I'm surprised that her first shot didn't show her placing the towel at 4:30 AM


totally agree with b. I'm talking about why this is a sudden thing to do. 4 of my friends have done it on fb this summer and we're only in July. (AND ONLY 2 OF THEM WERE GOOD LOOKING)
 
2012-07-05 12:34:18 PM
Heidi tweets bikini shots?

This could be the "killer app" that finally forces me to look into this whole twitter thing ...
 
2012-07-05 12:36:08 PM

MatrixOutsider: I would klum inside of her. I would even slash my face with a box cutter to make her feel at home.


Yeah, he does look like he could be one of the aliens in the Mos Eisley Cantina scene. Or one of Baron Harkonnen's test subjects.
 
2012-07-05 12:40:21 PM

thecpt: mhd: thecpt: They could have just said the beach, or taken the photo of the sea line but no. They have to do the pants tightening shot for attention or something.

a) beach == hedonism, not sightseeing
b) she's a model, and she's looking good

/Granted, being German, I'm surprised that her first shot didn't show her placing the towel at 4:30 AM

totally agree with b. I'm talking about why this is a sudden thing to do. 4 of my friends have done it on fb this summer and we're only in July. (AND ONLY 2 OF THEM WERE GOOD LOOKING)


Attention Whoring is rewarded. Usually with dick or money or both. That's why women do it, have always done it, and will continue to do so until all their holes are filled satisfactorily and their children's college is paid for.
 
2012-07-05 12:41:23 PM

Cymbal: thecpt: Cymbal:

Although it doesn't really apply to a classic self-shot. She doesn't want to show us the Louvre (or even the beach/sea).



No this is what I'm addressing. It's facebook posts saying they're at beaches by doing this photo with the sea line at their feat. They could have just said the beach, or taken the photo of the sea line but no. They have to do the pants tightening shot for attention or something.

Yeah but it's ok when the chick is hot. Your argument is really only valid when an ugly chick exhibits this behavior.


i.imgur.com

Does the word DUH mean anything to you?
 
2012-07-05 12:48:49 PM
butterface
 
2012-07-05 12:53:17 PM

terminalx: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

I am going to guess you either are a child or don't understand how the female body works...

A woman's vagina is remarkable in its elasticity, just because a woman has several kids doesn't make her "loose." Now if the same woman was getting gangbanged and having guys that grew up near powerlines pummeling her 4-5 times a day for a long period of time then yes this would cause the hotdog down the hallway syndrome. As there is no resting or healing.

/Unless of course I am just huge and that's why it always felt tight
//pretty sure I am not, though.


My wife tore a tiny bit when she gave birth to the second, the doctor gave her an extra stitch to tighten her pussy. The doctor even said it out loud.
 
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