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(New York Daily News)   Heidi Klum tweets best bikini picture ever. "How much you miss me now, Seal?"   (nydailynews.com) divider line 202
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2012-07-05 09:40:04 AM
I would just like to say...homminahomminahomminahomminahomminahomminahommina.
 
2012-07-05 09:41:22 AM
Never get married again? Oh, all right. We can just shag now and then..
 
2012-07-05 09:42:26 AM
She has a career?
 
2012-07-05 09:43:39 AM
im.glogster.com
 
2012-07-05 09:44:32 AM
My bunk... I'll be in it.
 
2012-07-05 09:44:53 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: She has a career?


notsureifserious.jpg
 
2012-07-05 09:45:37 AM
Excuse me, I'll be right ba........nevermind.
 
2012-07-05 09:47:02 AM
1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.
 
2012-07-05 09:48:47 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.


studman69?
 
2012-07-05 09:48:53 AM
Well I just got a new pic for my desktop.
 
2012-07-05 09:49:06 AM
FAP!
 
2012-07-05 09:50:20 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.


//grabs popcorn, waits for the responses...
///love those legs!
 
2012-07-05 09:53:37 AM
She should send a copy to Seal. It'll be like getting a kiss from a rose on a grave.
 
2012-07-05 09:54:52 AM
Must be near Jerusalem... you can almost see the Promised Land...
 
2012-07-05 09:55:14 AM
If she didn't actually say it, it shouldn't be in quotes in the headline.
 
2012-07-05 09:56:41 AM
Doesnt she show her tits all the time?

I mean, come on, its only a bikini
 
2012-07-05 09:57:02 AM
Reminds me of a Van Halen song.
 
2012-07-05 09:58:31 AM
I don't get where people should feel bad for her marriage not working out. She picks the guy up because he really fills out his workout pants. Doesn't sound like she's the deepest of women either.
 
2012-07-05 09:58:55 AM
Heidi, Heidi, Heidi (attention) Ho!
 
2012-07-05 10:03:06 AM
I'm going to miss the awesome Halloween costumes the two of them always had. Whatever her shortcomings, she really knows how to celebrate that holiday.
 
2012-07-05 10:05:30 AM
I just Klummed in my pants.
 
2012-07-05 10:05:32 AM

cman: Doesnt she show her tits all the time?

I mean, come on, its only a bikini


I can't remember ever seeing them bared.
 
2012-07-05 10:08:43 AM
Did he tweet back the thing about no matter how hot a girl is someone somewhere is sick of her shiat?
 
2012-07-05 10:15:38 AM
I like how the bikini bottom is slightly loose and raised - like she just finished with some solo action. Yep, that's it.
 
2012-07-05 10:16:25 AM

rudemix: Did he tweet back the thing about no matter how hot a girl is someone somewhere is sick of her shiat?


He was busy masterbating.
 
2012-07-05 10:17:21 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: rudemix: Did he tweet back the thing about no matter how hot a girl is someone somewhere is sick of her shiat?

He was busy masterbating.


Not that I can spell it.
 
2012-07-05 10:19:13 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: Jim from Saint Paul: rudemix: Did he tweet back the thing about no matter how hot a girl is someone somewhere is sick of her shiat?

He was busy masterbating.

Not that I can spell it.


typing with one hand is a biatch.
 
2012-07-05 10:19:21 AM
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant.
 
2012-07-05 10:21:00 AM
I'm sure Seal was devastated this morning when he woke up and that hot brunette was asking him "What do you want for breakfast"? Maybe he will have dinner with that hot redhead tonight and maybe take that hot blonde to Monaco tomorrow...
 
2012-07-05 10:24:02 AM
I loved her on Spin City.

Also...DAYUM!
 
2012-07-05 10:24:02 AM
I wasn't a fan of her, early in her career, but she's aged VERY well.
 
2012-07-05 10:28:51 AM

Broktun: Reminds me of a Van Halen song.


I was going to make a snarky comment by listing an obscure Van Halen song that couldn't possibly have anything to do with this picture, but then after perusing their catalog I've discovered almost every single Van Halen song title could be used in some sort of euphemism for this picture.

So kudos to you!
 
2012-07-05 10:31:57 AM
Hasn't she had like five kids?

sadventurez.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-05 10:33:31 AM
I fail at the internet - did not see any bikini pictures.
 
2012-07-05 10:36:23 AM

Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]


Wow, dude, a wee bit insecure about your size or lack thereof?
 
2012-07-05 10:37:11 AM

halfof33: Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

Wow, dude, a wee bit insecure about your size or lack thereof?


I'm not insecure. I know I have a small wiener.
 
2012-07-05 10:37:40 AM
TrainingWheelsNeeded


I fail at the internet - did not see any bikini pictures.



Maybe the internet failed you.
 
2012-07-05 10:38:05 AM
carolyne 34 minutes ago
No, I don't have a body like Heidi Klum--maybe when I was younger, but those days are gone. That being said, you'd think women in 2012 would want to have something more than their bodies admired. I would have died of embarrassment if my mother had posed in a bikini and put it out here for the world to see. She was so much more than that. No one is embarrassed anymore by what they wear or what they say. I seem to remember that on meeting Seal that she noticed how"large" he was. Why does the universe have to know every detail? Heidi and others (men included) are gorgeous but have no class.


Go be fat somewhere else.
 
2012-07-05 10:40:22 AM

booksmart: Must be near Jerusalem... you can almost see the Promised Land...


i'd say that's definitely the holy of holies...
 
2012-07-05 10:40:27 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.


i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-05 10:45:12 AM
As much as I want to be racist and be upset at black men stealing all the hot white chicks, I actually thought those two were a good couple and were going to last.

That being said, goddamn that chick is hot.
 
2012-07-05 10:45:53 AM
Heidi Klum f*cking BEEFS, man.
 
2012-07-05 10:46:40 AM

Moonraper: Hasn't she had like five kids?

[sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]


=================

The doctor can sew them Who-Whos right back up nice and tight again.

/never understood what she saw in that ugly fark
//but it could be in his pants I guess
 
2012-07-05 10:46:50 AM

zvoidx: Quantum Apostrophe: 1:1 waist to hip ratio, spindly legs? Uh, yeah, no thanks.

[i47.tinypic.com image 558x420]


That's not a 1:1 waist to hip ratio. This is:
cdn02.cdn.egotastic.com
 
2012-07-05 10:47:18 AM

You Are All Sheep


I don't get where people should feel bad for her marriage not working out. She picks the guy up because he really fills out his workout pants. Doesn't sound like she's the deepest of women either.

if he is huge, she is probably pretty deep
 
2012-07-05 10:47:48 AM

funk_soul_bubby: carolyne 34 minutes ago
No, I don't have a body like Heidi Klum--maybe when I was younger, but those days are gone. That being said, you'd think women in 2012 would want to have something more than their bodies admired. I would have died of embarrassment if my mother had posed in a bikini and put it out here for the world to see. She was so much more than that. No one is embarrassed anymore by what they wear or what they say. I seem to remember that on meeting Seal that she noticed how"large" he was. Why does the universe have to know every detail? Heidi and others (men included) are gorgeous but have no class.

Go be fat somewhere else.


Translation: "I'm a feminist, and that's why I think a woman her age should have to conform to a conservative dress code. She should be embarrassed for wanting to wear a bikini to the beach or to express her sexuality openly. Everyone should respect women except other women."

What a moron.
 
2012-07-05 10:53:09 AM
more klum pics please... something with her in a purple mesh top with her nips poking out to say hi
 
2012-07-05 10:56:07 AM

spcMike: Well I just got a new pic for my desktop.


Bingo. Perfect wallpaper.
 
2012-07-05 10:56:30 AM
I love her voice, love her personality, she's just so hot.. on my list.
 
Byn
2012-07-05 10:56:59 AM
Farking hell! I'm 36 yrs old with no kids, and I sure as hell don't have a body like that.

Good on ya', Heidi - I'd be taking photos like that too!
 
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