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(RamblingBeachCat.com)   Crazy 21st birthday: Naked golf, superhuman strength, and the sudden desire to eat human flesh   (ramblingbeachcat.com) divider line 39
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2012-07-05 09:54:36 AM
Bath salts...are a hellofadrug...

thecryptojournalist.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-05 09:58:42 AM
since pot is illegal, wouldnt it be easy for someone to lace it with something poison or dangerous and have it spread before anyone can stop it.. just saying that the Zombies do have the munchies...
 
2012-07-05 09:59:05 AM
I always have the desire to eat human flesh, if you know what I'm saying.

/it's never involved golf, though
 
2012-07-05 10:01:31 AM
Anybody else get the feeling that the cannabis legalization movement is starting to make certain powerful people feel uncomfortable enough that they need to start including marijuana in every bath salt zombie story? I guess the "it's a gateway drug, you'll be on meth soon" schtick didn't work out as planned.
 
2012-07-05 10:01:59 AM
You should have seen the hole in one he got on the 19th hole.
 
2012-07-05 10:02:51 AM
I'm beginning to believe this is not about bath salts anymore, but just crazy ass people doing crazy ass things, then blaming the current popular scapegoat.
 
2012-07-05 10:04:31 AM
eat this...
ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2012-07-05 10:07:27 AM

Egoy3k: Jon iz teh kewl: HEY RETARDS MEPHEDRONE DOESNT MAKE PEOPLE CRAZY....

Is this some new kind of trolling or have you gotten into your mothers medicine cabinet?


i just hate when they lie about stuff

why not just tell people the addiction problems with Percocet are because of acetominophen the (active ingredient). after all there's 650 mg of it compared to the scant 10 mg of oxycodone
 
2012-07-05 10:11:38 AM
 
2012-07-05 10:14:08 AM
Why is it only black folks who eat or try to eat people when on bath salts?
 
2012-07-05 10:16:04 AM

KimNorth: Why is it only black folks who eat or try to eat people when on bath salts?


because they lost their souls when slavery was made illegal?
 
2012-07-05 10:17:14 AM
Why do brothas get naked when doing bath salts?
 
2012-07-05 10:21:34 AM
This "bath salts" drug phenomenon all kicked off last month with the guy in Miami that was said to have been high on the stuff. Turns out he wasn't...at least it show up in his toxicology report. This guy admitted to have taken it, but has it been proven it was in his system?
 
2012-07-05 10:24:07 AM

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: Anybody else get the feeling that the cannabis legalization movement is starting to make certain powerful people feel uncomfortable enough that they need to start including marijuana in every bath salt zombie story? I guess the "it's a gateway drug, you'll be on meth soon" schtick didn't work out as planned.


THIS! More DARE propaganda at work.
 
2012-07-05 10:24:59 AM

andersonmanly: This "bath salts" drug phenomenon all kicked off last month with the guy in Miami that was said to have been high on the stuff. Turns out he wasn't...at least it show up in his toxicology report. This guy admitted to have taken it, but has it been proven it was in his system?


look man. they sell all the chemicals individually on the interweb. buy a half gram sample of something and take small doses at first to see how it affects you. don't go buying a 500 mg bag of "hoohah cleaner" cause who knows whats in it.

chock full of random stuff.
plus bathy chemicals giving your nose a gay feeling thats its been gayed
 
2012-07-05 10:27:26 AM
 
2012-07-05 10:28:41 AM

wombatsrus: Naked golf? I was hoping for something like this (NSFW)


Far right...hole in one!
 
2012-07-05 10:34:26 AM
Show me the carfax toxicology report!
 
2012-07-05 10:38:53 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-05 10:44:05 AM

wombatsrus: Naked golf? I was hoping for something like this (NSFW)


Holy Cow. Look at the cans on the one on the right..... damn.
 
2012-07-05 10:50:17 AM
a.k.a.: A good time in Vegas.
 
2012-07-05 10:50:47 AM
These drugs aren't inherently bad. There would be thousands of these cases per day in every state if they were. But, I do wonder if they serve as a litmus test for people with defective brains. Brains.
 
2012-07-05 10:51:17 AM
The article had me with the first sentence. "Karl...decided to celebrate...with a round of golf."
chambermaids.files.wordpress.com
/cinderella story
 
2012-07-05 11:07:51 AM

Big_Fat_Liar: These drugs aren't inherently bad. There would be thousands of these cases per day in every state if they were. But, I do wonder if they serve as a litmus test for people with defective delicious brains. Brains.


/FTFY
 
2012-07-05 11:08:26 AM
Thank god someone is willing to advocate for these dangerous illicit chemicals. Keep up the good work kids!
 
2012-07-05 11:08:49 AM
so, its not drugs but flesh being delicious?

sounds reasonable..
 
2012-07-05 11:17:14 AM
You know these are the sorts of stories you used to hear about PCP. But no one does PCP any more right? I mean i haven't heard it mentioned in ages.

Link

Wiki for PCP pretty much describes the behavior these people have been showing.
 
2012-07-05 11:19:07 AM

FabulousFreep: You know these are the sorts of stories you used to hear about PCP. But no one does PCP any more right? I mean i haven't heard it mentioned in ages.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-05 11:58:20 AM
To be fair sign at golf course gates said "NO JEANS NO T-SHIRTS"
 
2012-07-05 12:01:19 PM

Morpheses: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: Anybody else get the feeling that the cannabis legalization movement is starting to make certain powerful people feel uncomfortable enough that they need to start including marijuana in every bath salt zombie story? I guess the "it's a gateway drug, you'll be on meth soon" schtick didn't work out as planned.

THIS! More DARE propaganda at work.


Pretty much. It's hysterical to me that as soon as the pro-marijuana groups really began making serious headway in educating people about how "bad" pot really is, suddenly we have tons of reporting about serious attacks being committed by people who supposedly did nothing but smoke weed that day.

I mean if pot was really that dangerous, or was laced as frequently as the news makes it seem, the entire population of the Pacific Northwest would have eaten each other by now.
 
2012-07-05 12:01:40 PM
"Once he was down, it took multiple officers to keep him there while he screamed about rappers Tupac and Biggie, yelled out unintelligible gibberish, and repeatedly declared "I'ma eat you!"

Exemplifying racist cliches is no way to go through life, son.
 
2012-07-05 01:09:16 PM
They got out to the edge of the galaxy, to that place of nothin', and that's what they became.
 
2012-07-05 02:53:00 PM
1) "I smoked a jay, and didn't know it was laced with something."

2) ?????????

3) Everybody is now absolutely sure about the chemical composition of what was smoked.
 
2012-07-05 06:55:16 PM
Was it really bath salts in this guy's pot? Because the coroner down in Miami didn't find any MDPV in the Miami Zombie, only marijuana... Although I doubt that marijuana alone would cause Rudy Eugene to eat the homeless man's face...
 
2012-07-05 07:13:56 PM

Jabberwookiee: [i.imgur.com image 640x532]

Link


I don't believe this for a second. Who died as a direct result of weed? That shiat would have been ALL OVER THE NEWS liek whoa. Or are they cowardly and counting someone who had some minute amount of THC in his system and slipped on an icy road while avoiding a bear on the way to the store to get munchies as a "weed-related fatality"?
 
2012-07-05 07:21:49 PM

Paris1127: Was it really bath salts in this guy's pot? Because the coroner down in Miami didn't find any MDPV in the Miami Zombie, only marijuana... Although I doubt that marijuana alone would cause Rudy Eugene to eat the homeless man's face...


No, it was schizophrenia diagnosed as a teenager, probably compounded by undiscovered damage the bath salts did to his brain.
 
2012-07-05 07:25:12 PM

Aloy: Paris1127: Was it really bath salts in this guy's pot? Because the coroner down in Miami didn't find any MDPV in the Miami Zombie, only marijuana... Although I doubt that marijuana alone would cause Rudy Eugene to eat the homeless man's face...

No, it was schizophrenia diagnosed as a teenager, probably compounded by undiscovered damage the bath salts did to his brain.


why can't it be "bread crumbs" instead of bath salts
 
2012-07-05 07:36:50 PM

Aloy: Jabberwookiee: [i.imgur.com image 640x532]

Link

I don't believe this for a second. Who died as a direct result of weed? That shiat would have been ALL OVER THE NEWS liek whoa. Or are they cowardly and counting someone who had some minute amount of THC in his system and slipped on an icy road while avoiding a bear on the way to the store to get munchies as a "weed-related fatality"?


On that chart they distinguish between drug specific mortality and drug related mortality. One is direct, while the other is indirect. Yet in your comment you conflate the two.
 
2012-07-06 03:11:58 AM

Strategeryz0r: Morpheses: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: Anybody else get the feeling that the cannabis legalization movement is starting to make certain powerful people feel uncomfortable enough that they need to start including marijuana in every bath salt zombie story? I guess the "it's a gateway drug, you'll be on meth soon" schtick didn't work out as planned.

THIS! More DARE propaganda at work.

Pretty much. It's hysterical to me that as soon as the pro-marijuana groups really began making serious headway in educating people about how "bad" pot really is, suddenly we have tons of reporting about serious attacks being committed by people who supposedly did nothing but smoke weed that day.

I mean if pot was really that dangerous, or was laced as frequently as the news makes it seem, the entire population of the Pacific Northwest would have eaten each other by now.


Haven't you noticed we still have room for all the California immigrants year after year? We have to make room somehow.


/*BURP*
 
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