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2012-07-05 03:57:30 PM
ALL GIRLS AGREE TO PULL PANTIES DOWN

karnal: meat0918

karnal: There are so many nuts in this country and because we are such a progressively free country, we give these nuts a voice, a pulpit to spew their crap. After Mother Teresa died I remember reading that she was really evil and worshipped Satan.

Well, I consider allowing people under your care to suffer in pain when you could give them a tylenol because their pain brings the closer to God pretty damn evil.


And a closed mouth gathers no foot.....

What an effective rebuttal. You really showed him.



Well tell me then, Miss SmartyPanties.....how do you respond to someone who claims Mother Teresa was evil?
 
2012-07-05 04:04:09 PM

cubic_spleen: gunga galunga: Are there any prominent Republican pundits hating on Andy Griffith, or is it just anonymous commenters?

There's a difference?


Is there a difference between a prominent public figure and some random nobody hiding behind an anonymous screen name? I dare say there is. Now, regardless of who says it, it's still an ugly, hateful sentiment thast goes against the core concept of what this country should be about. But anybody can be an anonymous asshole saying stupid shiat without any fear of repercussions. But would somebody like Sean Hannity be willing to go on the record with comments like that? If, of course, he really did believe that.
 
2012-07-05 04:04:19 PM
cubic_spleen

karnal: cubic_spleen


Wow. If that's what mainstream Republicans think of Andy Griffith, imagine what the serious wingnuts think. *shudder*

And yes, the worst of those Blaze comments are from mainstream Republicans.


BS....not a lick of truth in that or you would be able to prove it, Mr Pants on Fire.

O RLY.

Attention: Will the following examples of mainstream Republican* ideals please report to the Politics tab:

Ball Sack Obama
BillCo
Bocanegra
Chimperror2
colon_pow
EnviroDude
Gato Negro
halfof33
HotIgneousIntruder
Iron Tom
lenfromak
libbynomore2
lordacton
Lord Zorch
Meatzilla
MeinRS6
s2s2s2
Thunderpipes
winterwhile
YoMamaObama
One Big Ass Mistake America

* includes Fark Independents, libertarians, Teabaggers, evangelicals, and anyone who conforms to the American version of the "right wing". It's just easier to say "Republicans".



First off....just because they post here doesn't make them mainstream anything.....secondly, you are saying that each one of these Farkers you listed here thinks Andy Griffith was a communist? I doubt that.
 
2012-07-05 04:10:47 PM

karnal: ALL GIRLS AGREE TO PULL PANTIES DOWN

karnal: meat0918

karnal: There are so many nuts in this country and because we are such a progressively free country, we give these nuts a voice, a pulpit to spew their crap. After Mother Teresa died I remember reading that she was really evil and worshipped Satan.

Well, I consider allowing people under your care to suffer in pain when you could give them a tylenol because their pain brings the closer to God pretty damn evil.


And a closed mouth gathers no foot.....

What an effective rebuttal. You really showed him.


Well tell me then, Miss SmartyPanties.....how do you respond to someone who claims Mother Teresa was evil?


See, he didn't just claim such, he provided a specific example of behavior which, he asserted, was evil. It now falls on you to question whether the claimed behavior is not actually evil, or provide evidence that the behavior didn't occur, or STFU.
 
2012-07-05 04:19:53 PM

cubic_spleen: karnal: cubic_spleen


Wow. If that's what mainstream Republicans think of Andy Griffith, imagine what the serious wingnuts think. *shudder*

And yes, the worst of those Blaze comments are from mainstream Republicans.


BS....not a lick of truth in that or you would be able to prove it, Mr Pants on Fire.

O RLY.

Attention: Will the following examples of mainstream Republican* ideals please report to the Politics tab:

Ball Sack Obama
BillCo
Bocanegra
Chimperror2
colon_pow
EnviroDude
Gato Negro
halfof33
HotIgneousIntruder
Iron Tom
lenfromak
libbynomore2
lordacton
Lord Zorch
Meatzilla
MeinRS6
s2s2s2
Thunderpipes
winterwhile
YoMamaObama
One Big Ass Mistake America

* includes Fark Independents, libertarians, Teabaggers, evangelicals, and anyone who conforms to the American version of the "right wing". It's just easier to say "Republicans".


That looks just like my ignore list. Wow.
 
2012-07-05 04:26:32 PM
BMulligan

karnal: ALL GIRLS AGREE TO PULL PANTIES DOWN

karnal: meat0918

karnal: There are so many nuts in this country and because we are such a progressively free country, we give these nuts a voice, a pulpit to spew their crap. After Mother Teresa died I remember reading that she was really evil and worshipped Satan.

Well, I consider allowing people under your care to suffer in pain when you could give them a tylenol because their pain brings the closer to God pretty damn evil.


And a closed mouth gathers no foot.....

What an effective rebuttal. You really showed him.


Well tell me then, Miss SmartyPanties.....how do you respond to someone who claims Mother Teresa was evil?

See, he didn't just claim such, he provided a specific example of behavior which, he asserted, was evil. It now falls on you to question whether the claimed behavior is not actually evil, or provide evidence that the behavior didn't occur, or STFU.



Alright - fair enough. After a little reserch I found a lot of negative information about Mother Teresa that mostly came from a book called Mother Teresa: The Final Verdict.....which is largely a critical view of the woman and from what I also read was also a meticulously researched book. So maybe I am wrong....Up is Down, Right is Left and Mother Teresa was an evil biatch.
 
2012-07-05 04:31:38 PM
Stay classy, right-wingers.
 
2012-07-05 04:33:06 PM
Andrew Breitbart celebrated Ted Kennedy's death, and the right stayed silent.

The left rightly celebrated human monster Andrew Breitbart's death, and the right claimed the left were hypocrites (projecting, of course, since condemning the left's actions means condemning their hero Breitbart's actions, which means Breitbart was morally guilty, which means it was right to celebrate his passing since it flows from his moral turpitude.)

The right now celebrates Andy Griffith's death, and the right again stays silent when otherwise they're more than happy to cry hypocrisy.

There truly is no doublethink (or triplethink) these subhuman shiats are capable of conceiving.
 
2012-07-05 04:59:55 PM

Dr. Mojo PhD: The right now celebrates Andy Griffith's death, and the right again stays silent when otherwise they're more than happy to cry hypocrisy.



Not me. Anyone posting those comments was either a legit asshole or a garden variety troll.
 
2012-07-05 05:08:15 PM

karnal: Well tell me then, Miss SmartyPanties.....how do you respond to someone who claims Mother Teresa was evil?


Mother Teresa was evil.
 
2012-07-05 05:20:00 PM

BurnShrike: Vodka Zombie: Why do we take this trash seriously?

Because they vote.


^^^^ THIS ^^^^
 
2012-07-05 05:47:57 PM
So when did the comment section of Glenn Beck's jizz rag become newsworthy?
 
2012-07-05 05:58:45 PM
Hey conservatives / Republicans / regressives... whatever you call yourselves now, do you see how this shiat makes you look? This stupid tribal-thinking shiat is why normal people can't stand you.

Could you imagine what it would be like if we actualy had a progressive President just once?
 
2012-07-05 06:29:07 PM
List of People, Groups, Publications, Creatures, and Inanimate Objects Conspiring Against the GOP, and therefore, America:
Liberals
Democrats
Socialists
Geologists
Biologists
Meteorologists
Atheists
Muslims
Jews
ABC
NBC
CNN
CBS
PBS
All of cable except FNC
The New York Times
The LA Times
The Washington Post
The Associated Press
Reuters
BBC
The Guardian
Black People
Mexicans
Human Rights Activists
SCOTUS
Europe
Movie Industry
Television Industry
Environmentalists
ACLU
The United Nations
UAW
SEIU
AFL-CIO
Colleges
Teachers
Professors
ACORN
National Endowment for the Arts
Gays
Judges
NPR
Paleontologists
Astrophysicists
Museums (*except Creationism Museum)
WHO
WTO
Inflated tires
The Honolulu Advertiser
The Star Bulletin
Teletubbies
Sponge Bob and Patrick
Nobel Prize Committee
US Census Bureau
NOAA
Comic Books
Dogs
Sesame Street
Dictionaries
AARP
Fictional Sheriffs
 
2012-07-05 07:11:19 PM

EPR Paradox: List of People, Groups, Publications, Creatures, and Inanimate Objects Conspiring Against the GOP, and therefore, America:
Liberals
Democrats
Socialists
Geologists
Biologists
...
Fictional Sheriffs


Fester Shinetop from Monkey Island 1?
 
2012-07-05 08:49:49 PM
1. Troll political site with insane comments.
2. Write article about insane comments on political site.
3. Get other sites to link to your article about insane comments on political sites, particularly from other insane political sites.
4. Profit.

Bah, that's never work. Too many steps.
 
2012-07-05 09:23:18 PM

Marcus Aurelius: WTF is wrong with these people? Besides being clinically insane, I mean?


They aren't insane. They're ignorant, bigoted and stupid.
 
2012-07-05 09:38:53 PM

JadedRaverLA: cubic_spleen: Wow. If that's what mainstream Republicans think of Andy Griffith, imagine what the serious wingnuts think. *shudder*

And yes, the worst of those Blaze comments are from mainstream Republicans.

No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I cant stress this enough.

phaseolus: Vodka Zombie: Why do we take this trash seriously?

Because if they were sufficiently empowered many of them would love to bring back

[upload.wikimedia.org image 407x599]

...this delightful publication.

Yeah, it's 60 years later and most of the demons' names have changed, but the demonology itself doesn't change all that much. However the amount of power we choose to relinquish to the demon hunters can, and does, ebb and flow.

Looking back, it seem it should have been easier to work people into a frenzy back then. Communism was a largely unknown 'other.' It wasnt just foreign, it was secret. We rarely got to see behind the Iron Curtain. The problem with the new demon, socialism, is that in order to argue that socialists are controlling this country, you have to bend the definition so far that every other country on Earth has already fallen victim. The 'true believers' love the idea that America is the world's one last, grest hope, but most people look at the rest of the world (or at least Canada and western Europe) and go, well, that hardly seems so terrible.


Most of the idiocracy think that socialism and communism are the same thing.
 
2012-07-05 09:44:38 PM

EPR Paradox: List of People, Groups, Publications, Creatures, and Inanimate Objects Conspiring Against the GOP, and therefore, America:
Liberals
Democrats
Socialists
Geologists
Biologists
Meteorologists
Atheists
Muslims
Jews
ABC
NBC
CNN
CBS
PBS
All of cable except FNC
The New York Times
The LA Times
The Washington Post
The Associated Press
Reuters
BBC
The Guardian
Black People
Mexicans
Human Rights Activists
SCOTUS
Europe
Movie Industry
Television Industry
Environmentalists
ACLU
The United Nations
UAW
SEIU
AFL-CIO
Colleges
Teachers
Professors
ACORN
National Endowment for the Arts
Gays
Judges
NPR
Paleontologists
Astrophysicists
Museums (*except Creationism Museum)
WHO
WTO
Inflated tires
The Honolulu Advertiser
The Star Bulletin
Teletubbies
Sponge Bob and Patrick
Nobel Prize Committee
US Census Bureau
NOAA
Comic Books
Dogs
Sesame Street
Dictionaries
AARP
Fictional Sheriffs


It's the list of legions conspiring against the GOP and therefore America. It's shorter and funnier when it's LOLCATGOPATA, because LOLCAT is involved.
 
2012-07-05 11:03:02 PM

WTFDYW: And to think that these f*ckers vote breathe makes me shudder.


/FTFMS
//damned stupid burns more everyday.
 
2012-07-06 12:20:11 AM

swahnhennessy: So conservatives are against Mayberry now. What's left? That was like the cornerstone of their belief structure.


Weeeelll, not really: if you look back to the show, Andy was always trying to find a peaceful, logical solution while Barney was busy digging through his pocket for the one bullet. If anything, some of these wingnuts still hate Andy because he didn't shoot Otis the Drunk after he tried to "reach" for something.
 
2012-07-06 01:24:50 AM

eudemonist: 1. Troll political site with insane comments.
2. Write article about insane comments on political site.
3. Get other sites to link to your article about insane comments on political sites, particularly from other insane political sites.
4. Profit.

Bah, that's never work. Too many steps.


The mind of a conservative, ladies and gentlemen:

1. We have direct evidence conservatives celebrate the deaths of people they hate.
2. We have direct evidence conservatives see the specter of "communism" in everything, including "Obamacare".
3. We have direct evidence conservatives base their hatred on this imaginary specter.

Normal person conclusion: The comments hating on a dead man for supporting Barack Obama and HRC, and written on a conservative website (Glenn Beck's The Blaze) that would attract a mostly conservative audience were written by conservatives behaving predictably based on past actions.

Insane person (aka eudemonist) conclusion: It's a liberal conspiracy!
 
2012-07-06 09:35:14 AM
Meh. These people are just like Rosie O'Donnell when she had Tom Selleck on her show. Takes all kinds.

Talkin' John Birch Paranoid Blues.
 
2012-07-06 11:50:18 AM
Nobody would ever troll a political website of the party they weren't affiliated with, Mojo? Is that your belief?
 
2012-07-06 12:39:57 PM

eudemonist: Nobody would ever troll a political website of the party they weren't affiliated with, Mojo? Is that your belief?


It's always a false flag operation isn't it?
 
2012-07-06 01:09:53 PM

Halli: It's always a false flag operation isn't it?


Nah, not "always". Very little is "always" anything, unless you're an extraordinarily simple person.
 
2012-07-06 01:13:09 PM

eudemonist: Halli: It's always a false flag operation isn't it?

Nah, not "always". Very little is "always" anything, unless you're an extraordinarily simple person.


So just when conservatives are embarrassing. Got it.
 
2012-07-06 01:23:27 PM
Seriously, some of them are arguing that Mr Griffith was "just some actor"?

Wow. :(
 
2012-07-06 01:34:41 PM

eudemonist: Halli: It's always a false flag operation isn't it?

Nah, not "always". Very little is "always" anything, unless you're an extraordinarily simple person.


So Vote GOP!
 
2012-07-06 01:41:09 PM

Kittypie070: Seriously, some of them are arguing that Mr Griffith was "just some actor"?

Wow. :(


I always thought of him as Some Actor, not just some actor.
 
2012-07-06 02:04:29 PM

eudemonist: Nobody would ever troll a political website of the party they weren't affiliated with, Mojo? Is that your belief?


What an adorable little red herring and a cute little violation of Occam's razor to boot. You once confessed to me that you had no higher education, and it really shows here.

Other things that are also possible:

1. Winston Churchill was a Martian.
2. Elvis is still alive.
3. Steve Miller actually is a space cowboy.
4. George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Bill Gates, and the late Steve Jobs were all members of the Illuminati and practiced ritual baby sacrifices at the command of their Jewish puppet masters.

As a follow-up, a list of things that are utterly implausible:

1. All of the above.

I know you're an utter moron, eudemonist, and it really shows, so I'll try to go gentle on you. What you posted in this thread might pass for rational thought in Lala-Land or whatever other mental piss mire your mind inhabits, but here in the real world, these are abortions of thoughts thought by people who ought to have themselves been abortions.

Tell me, do you always wander into threads unbitten, suggesting possible alternate realities (as if that wasn't insane enough as it is), and always being sure to in no way suggest you're merely "asking questions" until your brutally stupid follow-up post where you throw out the "asking questions/isn't it possible?" special pleading defence when called on your train wreck of a thought?

You are utterly pathetic. Hope you die!
 
2012-07-06 02:11:49 PM

Halli: So just when conservatives are embarrassing.


Conservatives can be plenty embarrassing, just like anybody. Anonymous comments on the internet, particularly those which are obviously intentionally inflammatory, are not the strongest example of this.

Is it your belief that no trolls exist on The Blaze?
 
2012-07-06 02:13:16 PM

Dr. Mojo PhD: blahblahblah

You are utterly pathetic. Hope you die!


Lotta words to dodge a straight yes/no question.
 
2012-07-06 02:17:47 PM

eudemonist: Halli: So just when conservatives are embarrassing.

Conservatives can be plenty embarrassing, just like anybody. Anonymous comments on the internet, particularly those which are obviously intentionally inflammatory, are not the strongest example of this.

Is it your belief that no trolls exist on The Blaze?


Probably a couple. But it's a Glenn Beck site. People are going to be crazy there. Occam's Razor says they believe this shiat.
 
2012-07-06 02:21:52 PM

Dr. Mojo PhD: eudemonist: Nobody would ever troll a political website of the party they weren't affiliated with, Mojo? Is that your belief?

What an adorable little red herring and a cute little violation of Occam's razor to boot. You once confessed to me that you had no higher education, and it really shows here.

Other things that are also possible:

1. Winston Churchill was a Martian.
2. Elvis is still alive.
3. Steve Miller actually is a space cowboy.
4. George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Bill Gates, and the late Steve Jobs were all members of the Illuminati and practiced ritual baby sacrifices at the command of their Jewish puppet masters.

As a follow-up, a list of things that are utterly implausible:

1. All of the above.

I know you're an utter moron, eudemonist, and it really shows, so I'll try to go gentle on you. What you posted in this thread might pass for rational thought in Lala-Land or whatever other mental piss mire your mind inhabits, but here in the real world, these are abortions of thoughts thought by people who ought to have themselves been abortions.

Tell me, do you always wander into threads unbitten, suggesting possible alternate realities (as if that wasn't insane enough as it is), and always being sure to in no way suggest you're merely "asking questions" until your brutally stupid follow-up post where you throw out the "asking questions/isn't it possible?" special pleading defence when called on your train wreck of a thought?

You are utterly pathetic. Hope you die!


Wow. You're quite an asshole.
 
2012-07-06 02:36:58 PM

Halli: Probably a couple. But it's a Glenn Beck site. People are going to be crazy there.


Oh, for sure, there are jerks in any group. Nothing in the article itself is derogatory, however, nor does it even mention his political advocacy. In addition, there are quite a few posters in that thread who take issue with the inflammatory statements.

For example:
This is just like when the Blaze posted that Mike Wallace died - a lot of people with the "good riddance" and hope he "burns in hell" attitude. It is just sad to read. I would like to believe that most of us here do not feel that way - no matter the politics.

Rest in Peace Andy.

- from a Conservative, Christian, Retired Veteran.


-------------------------------------

Don't worry, most of us don't!

-------------------------------------

Thank you! I'm a 23 year old that grew up listening to Rush on the radio at a young age with my dad. I continued to do my own research and come up with my own beliefs as I grew more into a conservative. I was so sick of the hatred from the left, the name calling, and the complete rubbish. Sadly I sometimes hate coming to this site as well. So much disrespect and so much anger when I listen to some of these comments that it makes me wonder if I even want to be a conservative either. There could be a story about baseball on here and people will still take a cheap shot at Obama or say "must be bush's fault". I understand this is a political site but it still makes me shake my head. Luckily there are a few comments on the blaze like this that give me some hope.
 
2012-07-06 04:08:06 PM

Halli: eudemonist: Nobody would ever troll a political website of the party they weren't affiliated with, Mojo? Is that your belief?

It's always a false flag operation isn't it?


Not always. Sometimes it's an isolated incident. Other times it's an overzealous staffer. Still other times it's just an entertainer telling an un-PC joke and the libs just don't have a sense of humor. Still other times, they are just surveyors' marks and out of context quotes that were misinterpreted by the liberal lamestream MSM media for political reasons.

One thing's for sure, it's not an organized, systematic, shared set of beliefs held by the overwhelming majority of Republicans; of that much, we can be certain, because they all say so every time something like this happens.
 
2012-07-07 02:15:25 AM

eudemonist: Dr. Mojo PhD: blahblahblah

You are utterly pathetic. Hope you die!

Lotta words to dodge a straight yes/no question.


Dr. Mojo PhD: Other things that are also possible:


Only in crazy, lack-of-education eudemonist world is directly answering your question dodging the question.

I'm starting to think your (obvious) confession that you have no higher education is a sadder state of affairs: You have no education at all, do you?

I'd offer you another bet for you prove that I in any way dodged your question, but I know you'd just try to argue that acknowledging it is possible and then pointing out it's absurd (answering a question in a way you don't like) is the same as dodging your question (not answering it at all). Then you'd take the bet, only to hem and haw like a pussy and find a way to back out (I still have your burbling, crybaby emails).

Seriously, do the world a favour and choke. Soon.

gunga galunga: Wow. You're quite an asshole.


Welcome to alternate reality number 2, boys and girls: We should mollycoddle paranoid crybabies that lash out with pathetic lies and obvious, transparent projection of conservative faults onto liberals. In gunga galunga's world, projecting your political side's fault onto others is acceptable, and you should be treated with kid gloves for doing it!

Lies and smearing innocent peoples' reputations to protect those who would celebrate the death of an old man? A OK!
Calling the person that does that a worthless piece of shiat? Asshole!

Anybody doing a search for gunga galunga posted to politics site:fark.com will quickly discover this intrepid user, who is literally defending eudemonist (notice how he's not the asshole for attempting to shelter those who would celebrate the death of an old man and a beloved actor just because he supported Medicare), is also a conservative.

Wow, shocking. More human dogshiat votes Republican.
 
2012-07-07 11:59:14 AM
So, one should read your previous statement as, "While I admit the possibility of people trolling political sites they disagree with, I believe it's just about as likely as the possibility that Winston Churchill was a Martian."

Is that what you're trying, in your incredibly roundabout way, to say?
 
2012-07-07 12:01:52 PM

Dr. Mojo PhD: Lies and smearing innocent peoples' reputations to protect those who would celebrate the death of an old man?


And what the fark is this even about?
 
2012-07-07 02:11:22 PM
eudemonist 2012-07-07 12:01:52 PM

Dr. Mojo PhD: Lies and smearing innocent peoples' reputations to protect those who would celebrate the death of an old man?

And what the fark is this even about?


Wow. You can't read, can you.
 
2012-07-07 04:59:35 PM

eudemonist: So, one should read your previous statement as, "While I admit the possibility of people trolling political sites they disagree with, I believe it's just about as likely as the possibility that Winston Churchill was a Martian."


Yes, eudemonist, one should take my statement as the importance of probability over possibility. Only took you days to figure that out!
 
2012-07-07 05:50:17 PM

Kittypie070: Wow. You can't read, can you.


Whose reputation has been slandered?


Dr. Mojo PhD: Yes, eudemonist, one should take my statement as the importance of probability over possibility.


So your belief is that internet trolls are as likely as space aliens. Got it.
 
2012-07-07 06:20:53 PM

eudemonist: Dr. Mojo PhD: Yes, eudemonist, one should take my statement as the importance of probability over possibility.

So your belief is that internet trolls are as likely as space aliens. Got it.


Once again your self-admitted total lack of education shows! I used a valid and highly-valued rhetorical technique known as reductio ad absurdum. It's purpose is to demonstrate why a person's reasoning is invalid by taking their actual reasoning to bizarre extremes and then contrasting it with a legitimate argument.

For example, one might use it to demonstrate an Internet poster's stupidity when they suggest possibility (ALL A LIBERAL PLOT!) has equal weight to probability (liberals are not the audience of a Glenn Beck website, do not write in the voice of conservatives, and there's no reason for liberals to troll when it's a known and verifiable fact that conservatives celebrate celebrity deaths of anybody they view as opposing them, and opposing them is often as simple as supporting a social welfare system, and it's a better investment of liberals' time to point this out rather than make that reality themselves, since they know it will inevitably happen.)

A moron (such as yourself) might then attempt to employ reductio ad absurdum's retarded molester-uncle, the straw man argument, and claim that because somebody employed a valid rhetorical technique, they themselves believe that, by illustrating the absurdity of giving equal weight to possibility vs. probability, trolling the internet is as likely as Churchill being a Martian.

It's that self-admitted lack of education coming in to play here. A first-year community college course could teach you the obvious, glaring, transparent difference between the two, but you will never know that. I'd challenge you to yet another bet, maybe one with real consequences where we were hooked up to death traps that would kill whoever made the illogical argument (if only to give reprieve to the world from your worthless existence) but I know you'd just pussy out once risk for yourself became involved (personal responsibility strikes again).

tl;dr, your life has literally no worth or value.
 
2012-07-07 06:28:16 PM
Mojo, you should really get back on your meds.
 
2012-07-07 06:59:35 PM

eudemonist: Mojo, you should really get back on your meds.


It's certainly a typical and predictable response to being utterly shredded in an argument; petulant childishness in a naked attempt at face-saving defiance rather than the proper concession.

But I'll tell you what. Here's an index of psychiatric disorders. Here's an index of logical fallacies.

Now, you want to show our audience that your life has worth and merit, and that I need or am on "meds", you go about taking my post, pointing out the logical fallacies with those fallacy files, proving it, then argue from the psychiatric disorders which disorder in particular you think that indicates I suffer from.

You won't, of course (you might try, but you won't be right, and continuing to respond will only give me a vehicle by which to continue picking you apart, though your reaction formation and projection may overcome your easily victimized, risk-averse nature may inevitably force you to try anyway in spite of knowing that).

Again, seriously: You're uneducated, stupid, worthless, incapable of rational thought. You have not nor will you ever contribute anything good to the world of men, instead burdening the entire species with the inane vapidity ejaculated onto the innocent face of the world from you being envious and frustrated by your betters. The only reason I could posit why you exist is because even the pro-choice movement needs a poster child. That, or the liberal bleeding hearts and intelligentsia you despise so much have worked diligently to overcome millions of years of evolution's vehicle of natural selection so that even the most unfit to live continue to consume resources that power whatever few misfiring neurons you yet possess after years of self-induced hypoxia from holding your breath every time one of your superiors (with around seven billion of those, I may as well just say "the planet") gives you a dressing down for whatever moronic thought you saw fit to spew into polite company causes you to hold your breath in a childish fit of pique.

A hundred years from now, your obituary will be rated one of the most erotic and tender love stories ever written. They will publish it under the title To: Earth, Love: God.
 
2012-07-07 07:48:26 PM
WTF Mojo has MOJO, he does not require meds.
 
2012-07-07 08:21:20 PM

Kittypie070: WTF Mojo has MOJO, he does not require meds.


As to the WTF? question you asked, it's pretty simple, really.

People like eudemonist, their minds work like this:

1. Make asinine, vapid statement.
2. Defend your asinine, vapid statement as "within the realm of possibility"
3. Accuse anybody who points out your statement is asinine and vapid of either a) claiming it's impossible or b) claiming that because it's improbable but possible, it's equally as improbable as any other improbable but possible situation.
4. When it's repeatedly pointed out that you're a complete farking moron and you can't actually refute or even address or even quote the person pointing this out, complain that they have some vague "mental disorder" only you have secret knowledge of.
5. Act satisfied that this is totally not a tantrum at being biatch slapped for your own stupidity or anything.

That's WTF. Sadly.
 
2012-07-08 12:05:10 AM
Wow, I am going to believe those comments sampled in the article were fabricated for effect. It will help me to sleep.
 
2012-07-08 02:47:52 AM

Dr. Mojo PhD: It's certainly a typical and predictable response to being utterly shredded in an argument


Seriously, woman. There hasn't even _been_ an argument. You're incapable of rational conversation. If an argument existed, it was solely in your head. That actually might serve to partially explain your belief that you have answered questions when, in reality, you haven't. At no point have you formulated any coherent rationale beyond absurd deflections and circumstancial generalizations. Like, that whole little list there? None of that actually happened in this thread. What has happened is that I made a joke, and that joke so offended your tender sensibilities that you became overcome with frothy, spittle-flecked hate and started wishing death on people whom you disagree with. I'm not gonna pretend to be a doctor on the internet, but you seem wildly dissociative.

You, on your side, are exactly the kind of person who would post stuff like this whole link is about. Your justifications regarding the supposed moral turpitude of others are exactly the same arguments used by Breitbart to justify his celebration of Kennedy's death. You absolutely personify all the things you hate so virulently, and apparently aren't self-aware enough to realize it. Worse, you seem to be overcome by a sense that your moral judgments are somehow far superior to others, and that death is an acceptable punishment for not sharing your worldview. Given your admitted predilection for supposed vigilante justice, I implore you, please, get some help, before you hurt somebody, or yourself.
 
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