queezyweezel: Krymson Tyde: Sgt Otter: GAT_00: This woman and her amazing ability to say something so fundamentally stupid it just derails everything is fantastic. The Obama campaign must love her.

I liked her sob story about struggling through college, with only Mitt's dad's stock dividends to support them. "Sure we wanted nicer things, but that would have meant getting JOBS."

Who can't relate to that?

That must have been very difficult for both of them. I suggest we cut them some slack.

Are you serious? Our current Prez was born and raised in Kenya! That's hard core. These fools just don't know.

And his only nourishment was dog meat and communism, as he labored away all those years on the Muslim mustard fields. You can see it in his eyes, as he rolls his manifesto up, tucks it under his arm and clips that leash on Fido's. That's when you know. He's not taking that dog on a walk. He's taking it on its last walk. And the Marxist bongos beat on. That's what we're up against here.

"You see this ring? Mitt stole it from Frodo to give to me as an anniversary gift. It has some weird writing on it, but it's probably in some weirdo foreigner language like my personal underwear rotator Maria speaks."

Doctor Funkenstein: queezyweezel: Krymson Tyde: Sgt Otter: GAT_00: This woman and her amazing ability to say something so fundamentally stupid it just derails everything is fantastic. The Obama campaign must love her.

I liked her sob story about struggling through college, with only Mitt's dad's stock dividends to support them. "Sure we wanted nicer things, but that would have meant getting JOBS."

Who can't relate to that?

That must have been very difficult for both of them. I suggest we cut them some slack.

Are you serious? Our current Prez was born and raised in Kenya! That's hard core. These fools just don't know.

And his only nourishment was dog meat and communism, as he labored away all those years on the Muslim mustard fields. You can see it in his eyes, as he rolls his manifesto up, tucks it under his arm and clips that leash on Fido's. That's when you know. He's not taking that dog on a walk. He's taking it on its last walk. And the Marxist bongos beat fart on. That's what we're up against here.

I had to make one teeny-tiny change.

So not only is she driving him around on jetskis, she is driving his campaign message?

Black guy gonna kill whitey?

Definitely voting Republican now.

Glenford: Diogenes: unlikely: Obama is, in fact, going to try to win. Yes. That's how politics work.

Did Romney's previous opponents not try to win?

Mitt takes all challenges as a personal insult. He is superior, so any challenge, opposition, or dissension is regarded as a hostile affront.

I don't often use the term, but the debates should be be epic. I hope Obama pushes his buttons until he snaps.

Mitt is always so tame in debates;

DEBATE: Romney says healthcare 'not worth getting angry about'

It's the Michigan salute!

Generation_D: ManateeGag: wait, what happened to leaving anne romney, they stay at home mother who has her housekeepers really hard, out of the political process.

The latest polls on how far behind Mittens is with suburban white women voters.

And she has the MS get out of jail free card.

Anne Romney: *attack*

Obama: *rebuttal*

Bloggers: "Obama is picking on a handicapped woman!. OMG! Barry is so pathetic. Fight like a man, even if you do wear women's jeans!"

"... and I had my entire hand shoved up inside her when Mitt walked in, and..."

He had his arm in all the way up to the elbow, just like this...

"This is how Mormons give the bird"

Obama's gonna flash his ROM.

vernonFL: I don't think Obama is going to engage in personal attacks, and I think that if he did, it would be in bad taste. I would hope that Obama would condemn and personal attacks against Romney and his family.

I also hope that Romney wouldn't attack Obama personally, and that Romney would condemn any personal attack against Obama.

Mitt's campaign has said when commenting on the Obama campaign's request to supporters to keep it civil and stop heckling "We don't believe in unilateral disarmament."

Diogenes: And Mitt is all kittens and sunshine.

Maybe that's why he doesn't like dogs.

Barack Obama is going to try to kill Mitt Romney. Just ask Ann Romney

Since this would result in Romney being out of the picture and Biden being President, I could almost be OK with that.

Of course, it would be better if it happened without the killing, but sometimes you just have to take the best you can get.

Last August, Politico reported that the president's aides and advisers were preparing to center Obama's reelection campaign on a "ferocious personal attack" against Mitt Romney.

Mitt Romney's record at private equity firm Bain Capital has been at the forefront of the Obama campaign ads, as well as ads by Priorities USA Action, the super PAC backing the president. The message in these ads repeatedly focuses on how Mitt Romney profited by driving companies into bankruptcy and putting Americans out of work.

Typical Democrats, launching a ferocious attack on someone who was simply giving a lot of Americans some well-deserved time off.

a) Obama is going after your husband hammer and tongs, just as your husband is going after him hammer and tongs. That's called "politics." Your whining is at best disingenuous, unless you actually believe your side deserves a special dispensation from precisely those tactics you plan on using against the Democrats, in which case ha ha ha fark you.

b) If you continue to intrude yourself into the political process you become fair game. Just letting you know, so it won't be such as surprise when your personal dirty laundry starts coming out. On the the hand, this could be Mitt's big chance to prove he's an actual human being if he pulls a Muskie. Of course, given your background and your husband's history with dogs, there will be no "Checkers" speech.

We're going to give him a cold...

No, Ann, Ted Kennedy killed him back in '94. Hecannot die twice, honey.

The robot next to you is the one controlled by your other watch. You know, the one with the six hour hardon you programmed..

vernonFL: I don't think Obama is going to engage in personal attacks, and I think that if he did, it would be in bad taste. I would hope that Obama would condemn and personal attacks against Romney and his family.

Ann Romney seems to think that pointing out Mitt made a fortune by dismantling American companies and firing workers, and thus may lack a sense of moral honesty and empathy needed in a president, counts as a personal attack. I don't want Obama condemning this attack because it's true, and it's relevant.

And what is the Romney campaign strategy? Handjobs for all?

Of all of the places they could have chosen for the interview, why are they in a damn boat house? Mitt is SO bad at this. They should be in the kitchen, or the living room, or Mitt's office/den. In two rocking chairs on a porch (zoomed in so America doesn't see the opulence). What message could they be trying to convey from a boat house? Do the Romneys want us to think they spend a lot of time in there? Is that the room that had the most rustic looking chairs? They hate the press so much that they refuse to let a reporter into the main house? They thought that speaking from lake front garage for expensive toys would help the average voter to connect with them? But I guess they did have room to hang that flag back there, so it's all good...

bdub77: "There I was, making a speech for a guy I didn't even believe in. The cold Ohio sun bled into my $5000 trenchcoat. I could smell trouble comin. Yeah, this guy was trouble. The day was like a long cigarette, slowly burning down to nothin'. The last cigarette. And the killer was still out there. Obama, they called him. Muslim, they called him. Me? I just called him trouble."

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Wow. Just perfect. Favorited.

Obama will only kill Mitt if he fails the Voight-Kampff Empathy Test.

Diogenes: Glenford: I want Rmoney to walk over and grab Obama's shoulder to try and shut him up, like he did to Perry.

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"DEAD honkey!"

Sad that you couldn't even do that skit on TV these days.

sweetmelissa31: But Obama is nothing compared to the Romneys' most feared enemy, Olympic competitor and horse ballerina who has performed to great accolades at the Bolshoi, Konstantin Pavlovich Loshadev.

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If I had less faith in politicians and the American public:

I'd guess their plan is to pick another Palin-esque firebrand as a running mate, and they want to get the story out there that they're like totally super afraid for their lives too, so that if their base gets so riled up that they start resorting to "Second Amendment Solutions" they can explain how both sides are bad, and they've been living in fear all year as well.

/ To be clear, I have NO faith in either politicians or the American public.
// Fortunately, I have great faith in the Secret Service... no matter who they're farking in their free time.

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We're going to give him a cold...



Not cool in a necklace.




Cool in a necklace.

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We're going to give him a cold...

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Not cool in a necklace.


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Cool in a necklace.

What in the hell am I looking at?