This is just to provide cover for the next five months -- and four years after that -- of the calls for "Second Amendment Solutions."

It's a preemptive BSABSVR. Page one of the Rove book: "Take your worst quality, ascribe it to your opponent. Lather, rinse, repeat."

But Obama is nothing compared to the Romneys' most feared enemy, Olympic competitor and horse ballerina who has performed to great accolades at the Bolshoi, Konstantin Pavlovich Loshadev.

And Mitt is all kittens and sunshine.

At one point I thought she might be the reality based one of the two, but I guess that puts an end to that question. I assume she will now be on podium with sheriff joe when he makes his next incredible birther announcement.

You mean if Rmoney gets elected, we'll have to listen to this harpy for the next four years?

*sigh*

Seamus seen hopeful, relieved.

wait, what happened to leaving anne romney, they stay at home mother who has her housekeepers really hard, out of the political process.

Obama is actually going to sneak a powerful electro-magnet into the debates and fry Romney's processors.

You mean political campaigns are often devoid of substantive issues and instead focus on attacks of character?

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WE GET IT, ANN. HE'S BLACK.

/oblig

"See this ring? See it? This costs more than you make in a decade!"

If by kill you mean "quoting directly" then yeah, that's exactly what he's doing.

Mitt is pretty much running the best campaign ads for Obama so far, and if an opponent is taking aim at their own feet, it's best to just let them have at it...

No, Rmoney's doing it to himself every time he opens his mouth.

Obama is, in fact, going to try to win. Yes. That's how politics work.

Did Romney's previous opponents not try to win?

"What did the five fingers say to the uppity negro? SLAP"

"Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto."

"And then a ninja attacked me and I was like, HI-YA but it turned out the ninja was just my live-in maid and Maria had to go to the ER but she didn't have insurance so it was like....AWK-WARD."

"I will now demonstrate close-up magic and pull a coin out from the back of Mitt Romney's ear. Don't worry it's a gold coin not those worthless American quarters."

unlikely: Obama is, in fact, going to try to win. Yes. That's how politics work.

Did Romney's previous opponents not try to win?

Mitt takes all challenges as a personal insult. He is superior, so any challenge, opposition, or dissension is regarded as a hostile affront.

"Don't mind me I'm just trying to hide that black person in the background who looks like the guy from Psych."

"We know you can't afford sunscreen, but if you just hold your hand like this all day, see, it blocks out the sun."

"Why do I have two watches, you ask? This one isn't actually a watch, it turns Mitt on and off and controls his emotions. I have him set to 'slightly enamored' right now."

"See this thumb? I killed a man with this thumb. Killed a man, just to watch him die. It's pretty easy to dispose of the body too, you just need money. And see, that money goes right back into the economy!"

Diogenes: Mitt takes all challenges as a personal insult. He is superior, so any challenge, opposition, or dissension is regarded as a hostile affront.

That's what happens when businessmen, especially those on a level Romney is/was run for office. They're so used to sycophancy that they can't handle anything else.

they're the ultimate entitled whiners.

Aarontology: Diogenes: Mitt takes all challenges as a personal insult. He is superior, so any challenge, opposition, or dissension is regarded as a hostile affront.

That's what happens when businessmen, especially those on a level Romney is/was run for office. They're so used to sycophancy that they can't handle anything else.

they're the ultimate entitled whiners.

In short...spoiled. Has been his entire life.

unlikely: Obama is, in fact, going to try to win. Yes. That's how politics work.

Did Romney's previous opponents not try to win?

Did you see the primaries?

"Wayne Brady ain't got nothin' on my pimp hand!"

"I've got this invisible forcefield around me, it protects me from morons, which are special atomic particles that you people emit. They've yet to be discovered, but trust me they exist."

"So they did the facelift but then they discovered a layer of lizard skin underneath. That was when I discovered my taste for human flesh."

GAT_00: This woman and her amazing ability to say something so fundamentally stupid it just derails everything is fantastic. The Obama campaign must love her.

In fairness, she may be doing it deliberately. Why step down to live at some shoddy government building when she has perfectly good homes to go to? Her standard of living would go down if Mitt gets into office...

He's just stressed about all those clips that will be running that show him supporting the same health care plan is now claiming to oppose

"So when Mitt suggested he marry another woman, I said,
'Honey, you already have five wives. Isn't that sufficient?'"

"There I was, making a speech for a guy I didn't even believe in. The cold Ohio sun bled into my $5000 trenchcoat. I could smell trouble comin. Yeah, this guy was trouble. The day was like a long cigarette, slowly burning down to nothin'. The last cigarette. And the killer was still out there. Obama, they called him. Muslim, they called him. Me? I just called him trouble."

bdub77: "There I was, making a speech for a guy I didn't even believe in. The cold Ohio sun bled into my $5000 trenchcoat. I could smell trouble comin. Yeah, this guy was trouble. The day was like a long cigarette, slowly burning down to nothin'. The last cigarette. And the killer was still out there. Obama, they called him. Muslim, they called him. Me? I just called him trouble."

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LULZ.

The black and white really gives it a kick.

"Why should you listen to me? I'm just like you. I'm a stay-at-one-of-my-five-homes mom. Five."

maybe that's how the election could be decided. put it live on PPV.

And this is how he likes it. Four in the stink.

GAT_00: This woman and her amazing ability to say something so fundamentally stupid it just derails everything is fantastic. The Obama campaign must love her.

I liked her sob story about struggling through college, with only Mitt's dad's stock dividends to support them. "Sure we wanted nicer things, but that would have meant getting JOBS."

Who can't relate to that?

"Phew. Is it funky out here or is it just the smell of desperation you people exude?"

Sgt Otter: GAT_00: This woman and her amazing ability to say something so fundamentally stupid it just derails everything is fantastic. The Obama campaign must love her.

I liked her sob story about struggling through college, with only Mitt's dad's stock dividends to support them. "Sure we wanted nicer things, but that would have meant getting JOBS."

Who can't relate to that?

Hasn't she suffered enough? I mean, her husband is unemployed and has been applying for years to get a government gig, but the job has been filled already...

Krymson Tyde: Sgt Otter: GAT_00: This woman and her amazing ability to say something so fundamentally stupid it just derails everything is fantastic. The Obama campaign must love her.

I liked her sob story about struggling through college, with only Mitt's dad's stock dividends to support them. "Sure we wanted nicer things, but that would have meant getting JOBS."

Who can't relate to that?

That must have been very difficult for both of them. I suggest we cut them some slack.

Are you serious? Our current Prez was born and raised in Kenya! That's hard core. These fools just don't know.

"I know what you are asking yourself. You are asking yourself, why does she have two right hands? And my answer is simple. American manufacturing."