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(Bitten and Bound)   Cee Lo Green flashed his rotund belly and part of a saggy breast last night in Miami. #EWWW w/pics   (bittenandbound.com ) divider line
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2012-07-05 11:08:05 AM  
Looks like Cee Lo devoured his The Voice colleagues and is proud of it.
 
2012-07-05 11:10:12 AM  
Fat and untalented is no way to go through life, dude!
 
2012-07-05 11:37:34 AM  

karnal: Fat and untalented is no way to go through life, dude!


Cee Lo is talented. However, he is also very fat.

Put that thing away, sir.
 
2012-07-05 11:43:38 AM  
MDNA is a hell of a role model
 
2012-07-05 11:52:10 AM  
I was just listening to some Goodie Mob on the way home tonight. Even 15 years ago, you could tell that Cee-lo was far more talented than most.

Not that I want to see his fat, though.
 
2012-07-05 12:04:09 PM  
 
2012-07-05 12:15:42 PM  
fark you
 
2012-07-05 12:40:27 PM  
Wardrobe malfunction least likely to be investigated in depth by a Congressional Committee.
 
2012-07-05 01:31:55 PM  
Looks like 99% of farkers but just in ebony
/.01% here who is black and a bag of bones
 
2012-07-05 02:48:34 PM  
I see you driving
Round town with the girl I love
And I'm like, Haiku
 
2012-07-05 03:13:01 PM  
His small doll hands are creepy.
 
2012-07-05 03:20:32 PM  
Gotta love a dude that's ugly and fat but bangs a bevy of hot women.
 
2012-07-05 03:24:49 PM  

delathi: I see you driving
Round town with the girl I love
And I'm like, Haiku


Holy crap, this made me literally LOL at my desk here at work.

/congrats, you get a "Smart" AND a "Funny"!
//and I'm totally stealing this as well...so...sorry about that.
 
2012-07-05 03:36:52 PM  

Atomic Spunk: Gotta love a dude that's ugly and fat but bangs a bevy of hot women.


Pleased to see this was covered. Moving on.
 
2012-07-05 05:04:29 PM  

Uncle Pooky: Atomic Spunk: Gotta love a dude that's ugly and fat but bangs a bevy of hot women.

Pleased to see this was covered. Moving on.


It's amazing what money and talent can do to (and with) a woman
 
2012-07-05 05:18:05 PM  
I was going to be all rage-y because of subby's stupid-ass hashtag in the headline, but then I saw delathi's haiku win and all was right with the world.

You're good peoples, delathi.
 
2012-07-05 05:20:25 PM  
Damn.

It looks like I found my black doppelganger.
 
2012-07-05 05:37:28 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I was going to be all rage-y because of subby's stupid-ass hashtag in the headline, but then I saw delathi's haiku win and all was right with the world.

You're good peoples, delathi.


One does what one can with what one has.
And feel free to steal it.

/I did
 
2012-07-05 05:43:42 PM  

The_Sponge: His small doll hands are creepy.


He has those little Vienna sausage fingers like a dwarf.
 
2012-07-05 05:56:19 PM  

Pfighting Polish: karnal: Fat and untalented is no way to go through life, dude!

Cee Lo is talented. However, he is also very fat.

Put that thing away, sir.


Fat though he may be, he still probably gets more trim than everyone in this thread combined.

Swagger goes a long way. As Voltaire said, "Give me ten minutes to talk away my ugly face, and I'll bed the Queen of France."


/that he be foldin' bank doesn't hurt his situation, either
 
2012-07-05 05:57:39 PM  

delathi: One does what one can with what one has.
And feel free to steal it.

/I did


Bah, I don't even care. Thanks for the laugh, mammajamma!
 
2012-07-05 06:04:01 PM  
He reminds me of a dinosaur with small hands.
 
2012-07-05 06:40:36 PM  
He swallowed Ted Kennedy.
 
2012-07-05 07:12:52 PM  
The itty-bitty hands don't look that bad next to the itty-bitty man titty.
 
2012-07-05 07:18:30 PM  
I wish he would hurry up and die of dibeetus.
 
2012-07-05 07:36:10 PM  
He has a shiatload of money.

Your argument is invalid.
 
2012-07-05 07:52:50 PM  

Johnny Savage: He has a shiatload of money.

Your argument is invalid.



Scientifically speaking, you are correct.
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-05 07:55:44 PM  
A heaping helping of fried chicken
Macaroni and cheese and collard greens
Too big for my jeans

/he never once denied it.

//fast food got me feeling sick, them crackers think they slick, by tryin to make that bullshiat affordable

//the first 2 Goodie Mob albums are required listening.
 
2012-07-05 08:27:07 PM  
Oh noes, he'll die of a heart attack at 59 instead of cancer at 70.
 
2012-07-05 08:36:09 PM  
Green Flash?

nieuport17.com

I don't get it, what's "ewwww" about that?

Oh, wait, ug.. it was not worth clicking that link.
 
2012-07-05 09:34:46 PM  
He's really turned the UVA football program around...
 
2012-07-05 09:44:20 PM  
I love Cee Lo Green, but his weight makes me worry he won't be around much longer.
 
2012-07-06 12:59:45 AM  
Red beans and rice didn't miss him.
 
2012-07-06 01:10:49 AM  

GratuityIncluded: He's really turned the UVA football program around...


nice
 
2012-07-06 02:02:45 AM  
Still amazed how Cee Lo has managed to keep pumping out great tunes and stay relevant. Not too many 90s era hip hop artists could last this long in music and he's just gotten more popular through the years.

/Southern hip hop pioneer AND pop star.
 
2012-07-06 10:43:34 AM  
CSB time:

I have a friend who bangs Cee Lo every time he goes home to Atlanta. She thinks they are soul mates and will be married someday, even though (1) he's never invited her to California or anywhere else with him, and (2) he admits that he regularly has sex with countless different women, sometimes several in one night (his justification for the latter is that he was always the fat guy that girls turned down and laughed at, and now he's making up for lost time). She denies that she puts up with his antics (and his fat gut) only because he's rich and famous.
 
2012-07-06 11:28:49 AM  

GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox: CSB time:

I have a friend who bangs Cee Lo every time he goes home to Atlanta. She thinks they are soul mates and will be married someday, even though (1) he's never invited her to California or anywhere else with him, and (2) he admits that he regularly has sex with countless different women, sometimes several in one night (his justification for the latter is that he was always the fat guy that girls turned down and laughed at, and now he's making up for lost time). She denies that she puts up with his antics (and his fat gut) only because he's rich and famous.


My favorite part about this is the justification.
 
2012-07-06 03:57:01 PM  

Uncle Pooky: GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox: CSB time:

I have a friend who bangs Cee Lo every time he goes home to Atlanta. She thinks they are soul mates and will be married someday, even though (1) he's never invited her to California or anywhere else with him, and (2) he admits that he regularly has sex with countless different women, sometimes several in one night (his justification for the latter is that he was always the fat guy that girls turned down and laughed at, and now he's making up for lost time). She denies that she puts up with his antics (and his fat gut) only because he's rich and famous.

My favorite part about this is the justification.


Yeah that seems unnecessary
 
2012-07-07 01:48:47 AM  
Dude should take some of that money and buy a bra.


www.glamour.com
 
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