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(Digital Spy)   The Apprentice seeks to trump up ratings with upcoming B-list all star season   (digitalspy.com ) divider line 32
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2012-07-05 09:52:45 AM  
I just cannot stand Donald Trump.
 
2012-07-05 09:56:32 AM  
Great. Now he'll never shut up about the birth certificate.
 
2012-07-05 11:05:43 AM  
How is this schmuck, who was born halfway between third base and home plate yet still called out four times (the number of times he has hidden behind the bankruptcy courts) still considered relevant at all, let alone looked up to as someone with something to offer?

If we had debtor prisons instead of bankruptcy courts this asshole would be behind bars. fark him.
 
2012-07-05 11:12:33 AM  
In related news....The moon shines at night.
 
2012-07-05 11:18:09 AM  
just what we need. more aubrey o'day.
 
2012-07-05 11:22:07 AM  
So let me get this straight.

There have been so many seasons of Celebrity Apprentice that we are going to have an 'all-star' edition of a game played by celebrities where you exist in a quantum state of employment where you have not been hired yet but are still trying to keep from getting fired from a job that doesn't actually exist in the first place.

None of what I just said makes any farking sense and yet it's going to happen.
 
2012-07-05 11:24:35 AM  
Someone remind me why this dreck is on the air in the first place?
 
2012-07-05 11:30:28 AM  

wrenchboy: Someone remind me why this dreck is on the air in the first place?


Because stupid reality shows -- pardon the redundancy -- are this generation's answer to old game shows with washed-up celebrities in them (Password, Match Game, Hollywood Squares, etc.)
 
2012-07-05 11:35:06 AM  

wrenchboy: Someone remind me why this dreck is on the air in the first place?


I like it because it raises a boatload for charity. true, a lot of the people are there because they are attention whores, but some of them truly care about their causes.
 
2012-07-05 11:37:01 AM  
This season they will all be sent to Hawaii and search for evidence of an Obama birth conspiracy.
 
2012-07-05 12:14:50 PM  

wrenchboy: Someone remind me why this dreck is on the air in the first place?


images.askmen.com
 
2012-07-05 12:22:22 PM  
Why is this still on? Goddamn it, world.
 
2012-07-05 01:48:55 PM  
i'll watch it for the Busey.
 
2012-07-05 02:11:36 PM  
The show might be more fun if it went back towards it's roots, but instead of freshly minted MBA's they got load of experienced entrepreneurs without anything above technical certifications.
 
2012-07-05 02:35:08 PM  
What do they get paid to be on the show?

/dollars for dignity
 
2012-07-05 02:44:15 PM  
I'd love to see Marilu Henner on the show. She's one of the extremely rare people that have some sort of super-memory where she can remember nearly every single incident in her adult life. It's going to be cool to see how she uses that to her advantage in the competition.

Also, I really enjoyed watching her on Taxi
actresspictures.co.uk
 
2012-07-05 02:55:40 PM  

Mateorocks: wrenchboy: Someone remind me why this dreck is on the air in the first place?

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To sell Real Dolls?
 
2012-07-05 03:07:57 PM  

wildcardjack: The show might be more fun if it went back towards it's roots, but instead of freshly minted MBA's they got load of experienced entrepreneurs without anything above technical certifications.



*Gasp* You mean you don't enjoy good farce?!

The Bloviating Trumpeter would take you to task for your lack of patriotism.
 
2012-07-05 05:06:26 PM  
What?

No Penn Jillette?
 
2012-07-05 05:23:11 PM  
OK, Lord, this is your chance.

Piers Morgan and Donald Trump on the same set. One little meteor, and I will be singing your praises forever and ever after.
 
2012-07-05 05:50:55 PM  

Atomic Spunk: I'd love to see Marilu Henner on the show. She's one of the extremely rare people that have some sort of super-memory where she can remember nearly every single incident in her adult life. It's going to be cool to see how she uses that to her advantage in the competition.

Also, I really enjoyed watching her on Taxi
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She was the inspiration for Unforgettable on CBS. IIRC she remembers every day of her life. There are fewer than 10 people in the US who are capable of this.

Reality shows are cheaper than scripted drama, fewer writers, no "sets", which is why they won't go away any time soon.

Ivanka is getting more and more beautiful.

Don Trump (the son) shot an elephant, the rest of the clan can DIAF for not condemning him for this.
 
2012-07-05 06:15:04 PM  
I think subby's definition of B- celeb is a bit bloated. I wouldn't call any of these people better than a D-. B- is someone who's actually working and people easily recognize them. Most of these people I couldn't pick in a line up & I'm a celeb news junkie.
 
2012-07-05 06:29:15 PM  

nimawai: I think subby's definition of B- celeb is a bit bloated. I wouldn't call any of these people better than a D-. B- is someone who's actually working and people easily recognize them. Most of these people I couldn't pick in a line up & I'm a celeb news junkie.


Joan Rivers on your D- list?

You've got to get outside more often.
 
2012-07-05 07:11:39 PM  

Grables'Daughter: I just cannot stand Donald Trump.


Yes, attention whores are the worst.
 
2012-07-05 07:12:49 PM  

Atomic Spunk: I'd love to see Marilu Henner on the show. She's one of the extremely rare people that have some sort of super-memory where she can remember nearly every single incident in her adult life. It's going to be cool to see how she uses that to her advantage in the competition.

Also, I really enjoyed watching her on Taxi
[actresspictures.co.uk image 640x348]


You got those. I like those on a woman.

/not obscure, I hope
 
2012-07-05 07:21:35 PM  

Karma Chameleon: Grables'Daughter: I just cannot stand Donald Trump.

Yes, attention whores are the worst.


Something like that.
 
2012-07-05 07:53:50 PM  
This show is a guilty pleasure for me. It's like watching a slow motion train wreck in progress. You don't want to look, but you can't stop.
 
2012-07-05 08:46:45 PM  
Hold up, I'm not too clear about this- can we have a headcount of everyone who is totally above watching Celebrity Apprentice, a show which everyone in the country realizes is nothing more than silly and inane entertainment? I just need to sort out who is an intellectual and who is not.
 
2012-07-06 02:37:18 AM  

Leeds: What?

No Penn Jillette?


I have Penn's Twitter feed followed, and from the sound of it, I don't think he'd want to have a second go. I think he's about had his fill of Trump.
 
2012-07-06 06:40:08 AM  

Grables'Daughter: I just cannot stand Donald Trump.


Neither can I. But the prospect of watching a "competition" involving Dennis Rodman, Gene Simmons, and (possibly) Penn Jillette tantalizes me.
 
2012-07-06 10:02:03 AM  

born_yesterday: Mateorocks: wrenchboy: Someone remind me why this dreck is on the air in the first place?

[images.askmen.com image 376x490]

To sell Real Dolls?


To each his own, but I find her stunning.
 
2012-07-06 10:32:36 AM  

Mateorocks: born_yesterday: Mateorocks: wrenchboy: Someone remind me why this dreck is on the air in the first place?

[images.askmen.com image 376x490]

To sell Real Dolls?

To each his own, but I find her stunning.


I'm guess I'm just studmanning (I think that can be a verb). I don't like the way her features look with the combination of lighting and makeup. Something about her jawline and nose.

Don't mind me, though; while you're hittin' that, I'll be over here building my time machine so I can go back and disappoint "China Beach" era Dana Delany. :)
 
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