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CapeFearCadaver		2012-07-05 02:03:39 PM

2 votes:

Keizer_Ghidorah: CapeFearCadaver: Keizer_Ghidorah: Hire muscular guys with big pecs.

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You can still call it Hooters, and they can be topless without breaking the law.

Ewww... as a woman, I really don't understand how that could possibly be attractive. Be toned, be able to pick me up without straining, but good gods man!

Nothing wrong with beef on a guy.

I seriously doubt those guys have any beef where it counts.

CapeFearCadaver		2012-07-05 01:49:26 PM

2 votes:

Keizer_Ghidorah: Hire muscular guys with big pecs.

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You can still call it Hooters, and they can be topless without breaking the law.

Ewww... as a woman, I really don't understand how that could possibly be attractive. Be toned, be able to pick me up without straining, but good gods man!

Benjamin Stone		2012-07-05 12:45:55 PM

2 votes:

So this is what happens to writers who get rejected by The Onion.

Duly noted...

Theaetetus		2012-07-05 12:09:20 PM

2 votes:

max_pooper: I guess Hooters will now be sued by feminazi's because they are not hiring enough women.

\Feminists are stupid

We're bright enough to read the article, Spanky.

DevilsHorns J		2012-07-05 12:06:04 PM

2 votes:

So the Magic Mike Effect begins...

phenn		2012-07-05 12:02:56 PM

2 votes:

There was a joint in my town (Florida) years ago called Pekkers. I kid you not. The waitstaff were all drop-dead gorgeous men in ripped t-shirts and tiny shorts.

For the life of me, I cannot figure out why they closed. It was always packed with women who drank and ate plenty and who tipped well.

Pity.

GreatGreenArkleseizure		2012-07-05 12:02:33 PM

2 votes:

Peckers?

jmr61		2012-07-05 08:55:16 PM

1 votes:

There's no chance this story is true or real.

Hooters owners aren't dumb and this would be a huge loss to whoever invested in it.

ProfessorOhki		2012-07-05 05:03:59 PM

1 votes:

mekki: A real all male Hooters type restaurant wouldn't feature men in tank tops and hot pants if they wanted to get the straight/bi female crowd to come in. Instead, all the men would be dressed in tailored to the hilt suits, complete with waistcoats.

Again, this;
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Will never be as sexy as this;
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That wouldn't be a male hooters; that would be a butler cafe. Serving hot wings in a fine suit is just asking for a disaster.

mekki		2012-07-05 04:57:14 PM

1 votes:

A real all male Hooters type restaurant wouldn't feature men in tank tops and hot pants if they wanted to get the straight/bi female crowd to come in. Instead, all the men would be dressed in tailored to the hilt suits, complete with waistcoats.

Again, this;
www.electriqueboutique.com

Will never be as sexy as this;
24.media.tumblr.com

moviemarketing		2012-07-05 04:29:04 PM

1 votes:

EddieMoscone: I live in NC. That place'll be covered in Jesus stickers within three days, burned to the ground in a month.

it's a fake joke article from 2010

airsupport		2012-07-05 02:34:15 PM

1 votes:

Rindred: Shouldn't this be a vote-enabled thread where we suggest "better" names for the restaurant?

/Plumsmugglers

T.J. Plumsmugglers. For that family nuance.

"Howdy, folks, welcome to T.J. Plumsmugglers. Can I start you off with some Mozzarella Dicks or some Stuffed Mushroom Caps?"

hstein3		2012-07-05 01:36:54 PM

1 votes:

Does that turn you on?

Allornone		2012-07-05 12:24:16 PM

1 votes:

Sticky Hands: that was a downright irritating read.

Yes, yes it was.

But at least you actually read it, which appears to more than could be said about most of people who've posted in this thread.

Rindred		2012-07-05 12:08:36 PM

1 votes:

Shouldn't this be a vote-enabled thread where we suggest "better" names for the restaurant?

/Plumsmugglers

moviemarketing		2012-07-05 12:04:04 PM

1 votes:

In case you failed to notice this is a joke article:

Editor's note: Jon Dawson's flowing locks caught fire during Wednesday's fireworks show at Pearson Park, so he was unable to write a column for today's edition. This column originally appeared in The Free Press on May 20, 2010.