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(Kinston Free Press)   All male Hooters coming to N.C   (kinston.com) divider line 128
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2012-07-05 12:45:55 PM  
So this is what happens to writers who get rejected by The Onion.

Duly noted...
 
2012-07-05 12:49:09 PM  
HOOTERS SHOOTERS
 
2012-07-05 12:49:45 PM  
Asheville? It's gotta be Asheville.

*checks link*

Huh. Nope. On the coast, even.

Military base nearby?

*checks*

Hmm...air force base 30 minutes away. Nah.

*reads a little more*

Ah, it's satire anyway. Sheesh, should have gone for one of the other options. Place it either in Asheville or Wilmington.
 
2012-07-05 12:53:46 PM  
I think the kids from Glee would go there, just call it Bears' or Bares'!

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2012-07-05 12:55:00 PM  

ows: remember the 3 guys who sued hooters years ago for discrimination? what a great idea. wish i had thought of that. easy pickings.


thumbnails.hulu.com
 
2012-07-05 01:02:33 PM  
 
2012-07-05 01:14:33 PM  
Hire muscular guys with big pecs.

3.bp.blogspot.com

farm1.staticflickr.com

www.bodybuildingteens.com

You can still call it Hooters, and they can be topless without breaking the law.
 
2012-07-05 01:25:50 PM  
Should have named it Thick Penises
 
2012-07-05 01:31:37 PM  
How about Moobies.
 
2012-07-05 01:33:01 PM  
Obvious joke article is obvious.
 
2012-07-05 01:35:28 PM  
Alright, most of the article sucked, but I had to crack a smile at

"I had a fresh vodka stand when I was a little girl," Paulette said. "As I squeezed the juice out of those potatoes, I dreamed of the day I could work at a place full of scantily-clad men who smelled like fried chicken.

/It's funny because she can't work there
 
2012-07-05 01:36:54 PM  
t0.gstatic.com

Does that turn you on?
 
2012-07-05 01:39:46 PM  
i.imgur.com

Shouldn't it be called Wangs?
 
2012-07-05 01:46:16 PM  
Jon Dawson be trollin' again.

However, not everything produced by Kinston is lame: NSFW.

And Maceo says: chill.
 
2012-07-05 01:49:26 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Hire muscular guys with big pecs.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

[farm1.staticflickr.com image 323x426]

[www.bodybuildingteens.com image 319x435]

You can still call it Hooters, and they can be topless without breaking the law.


Ewww... as a woman, I really don't understand how that could possibly be attractive. Be toned, be able to pick me up without straining, but good gods man!
 
2012-07-05 01:52:03 PM  
That's the straw that breaks the camel's back. Between the anti-family bill we passed two months ago, fracking being legal because some dim-bulbed bimbo pushed the wrong button, and now this, I'm moving.
 
2012-07-05 01:59:20 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Keizer_Ghidorah: Hire muscular guys with big pecs.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

[farm1.staticflickr.com image 323x426]

[www.bodybuildingteens.com image 319x435]

You can still call it Hooters, and they can be topless without breaking the law.

Ewww... as a woman, I really don't understand how that could possibly be attractive. Be toned, be able to pick me up without straining, but good gods man!


Nothing wrong with beef on a guy.
 
2012-07-05 02:03:39 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: CapeFearCadaver: Keizer_Ghidorah: Hire muscular guys with big pecs.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

[farm1.staticflickr.com image 323x426]

[www.bodybuildingteens.com image 319x435]

You can still call it Hooters, and they can be topless without breaking the law.

Ewww... as a woman, I really don't understand how that could possibly be attractive. Be toned, be able to pick me up without straining, but good gods man!

Nothing wrong with beef on a guy.


I seriously doubt those guys have any beef where it counts.
 
2012-07-05 02:09:14 PM  
www.bodybuildingteens.com

The sun feels so good on my pelvic veins.
 
2012-07-05 02:10:28 PM  
www.bodybuildingteens.com

The sun feels so good on my pelvic veins
 
2012-07-05 02:11:42 PM  

DrWhy: Mooters


lol i came to give that as my comment :P
 
2012-07-05 02:12:58 PM  

hstein3: [t0.gstatic.com image 200x148]

Does that turn you on?


it shouldn't cause that's my sideboob
 
2012-07-05 02:16:08 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Keizer_Ghidorah: CapeFearCadaver: Keizer_Ghidorah: Hire muscular guys with big pecs.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

[farm1.staticflickr.com image 323x426]

[www.bodybuildingteens.com image 319x435]

You can still call it Hooters, and they can be topless without breaking the law.

Ewww... as a woman, I really don't understand how that could possibly be attractive. Be toned, be able to pick me up without straining, but good gods man!

Nothing wrong with beef on a guy.

I seriously doubt those guys have any beef where it counts.


Yeah, it's always the lanky guys who are pendulous.
 
2012-07-05 02:18:47 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Keizer_Ghidorah: CapeFearCadaver: Keizer_Ghidorah: Hire muscular guys with big pecs.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

[farm1.staticflickr.com image 323x426]

[www.bodybuildingteens.com image 319x435]

You can still call it Hooters, and they can be topless without breaking the law.

Ewww... as a woman, I really don't understand how that could possibly be attractive. Be toned, be able to pick me up without straining, but good gods man!

Nothing wrong with beef on a guy.

I seriously doubt those guys have any beef where it counts.


The third one, Mark Dalton, does.
 
2012-07-05 02:26:16 PM  
 
2012-07-05 02:26:55 PM  

phenn: There was a joint in my town (Florida) years ago called Pekkers. I kid you not. The waitstaff were all drop-dead gorgeous men in ripped t-shirts and tiny shorts.

For the life of me, I cannot figure out why they closed. It was always packed with women who drank and ate plenty and who tipped well.

Pity.


Some chick probably wanted to wait there, sued the restaurant, and shut them down.
 
2012-07-05 02:27:18 PM  

CaptSS: NSFW Applicants?


Buuuuuulllllllge :D
 
2012-07-05 02:30:45 PM  

cgraves67: It's probably not a terrible concept. Women do enjoy the occassional girls'-night-out. Many of the women I know would probably spend part of that evening at such an establishment if it existed in our area.


Problem is men wont go and that's a big chunk of Hooters, women going with their male friends.
 
2012-07-05 02:34:15 PM  

Rindred: Shouldn't this be a vote-enabled thread where we suggest "better" names for the restaurant?

/Plumsmugglers



T.J.

Plumsmugglers. For that family nuance.


"Howdy, folks, welcome to T.J. Plumsmugglers. Can I start you off with some Mozzarella Dicks or some Stuffed Mushroom Caps?"
 
2012-07-05 02:38:32 PM  

steamingpile: cgraves67: It's probably not a terrible concept. Women do enjoy the occassional girls'-night-out. Many of the women I know would probably spend part of that evening at such an establishment if it existed in our area.

Problem is men wont go and that's a big chunk of Hooters, women going with their male friends.


Just make a restaurant that's staffed by both hot men and hot women.

Patrons can just look around and feel terrible about how much fried cheese they just ate before sobbing gently into their beers.

/Guiltee's®
 
2012-07-05 02:47:30 PM  
i83.photobucket.com
Jamie Pressly is from Kinston, NC too bad they couldnt find like 20 more of her to work there
 
2012-07-05 03:02:04 PM  

brantgoose: Looks to me like they are finally letting the chubby hispanics out of the kitchen to avoid charges of racial and ethnic discrimination, and merely putting a good PR face on it.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

But it isn't going to help charges that they are being sexist. There's no way a woman with that physique would be a waitress at Hooters. You can barely see the Moobs for Beer Gut.

It must be Canadian milk bags because concentrated orange juice is sold in bottles and cans.


not-sure-if-serious.jpg
 
2012-07-05 03:06:40 PM  

brantgoose: Looks to me like they are finally letting the chubby hispanics out of the kitchen to avoid charges of racial and ethnic discrimination, and merely putting a good PR face on it.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

But it isn't going to help charges that they are being sexist. There's no way a woman with that physique would be a waitress at Hooters. You can barely see the Moobs for Beer Gut.

It must be Canadian milk bags because concentrated orange juice is sold in bottles and cans.


Just clap your hands.
 
2012-07-05 03:07:38 PM  
I'm still waiting for a raisins to open.
 
2012-07-05 03:09:17 PM  
Okay, just for clarification; what is considered a "hooter" on a dude?
 
2012-07-05 03:12:53 PM  
From the article:

The idea to say ta-ta to the Ta-Tas had many bumps in the road to overcome before it became a reality.

Someone, please give this author the Nobel, Pulitzer, and Peabody ASAP in a time machine.
 
2012-07-05 03:30:36 PM  
The Purple Acorn
 
2012-07-05 03:44:29 PM  
Dick's Place
 
2012-07-05 03:44:53 PM  
Is this another thread where a woman's breasts are erroneously equated to a man's penis?
 
2012-07-05 03:46:02 PM  

max_pooper: I guess Hooters will now be sued by feminazi's because they are not hiring enough women.


\Feminists are stupid


Good one. You show those feminists.
 
2012-07-05 03:47:54 PM  
Just want I want, some guys junk in the already subpar wings
 
2012-07-05 03:50:50 PM  
They should have put the first one in Virginia Highlands. Because how much you want to bet these will be more popular with gay men than with women?
 
2012-07-05 03:56:05 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: [www.bodybuildingteens.com image 319x435]

The sun feels so good on my pelvic veins.


Contrabulous Flabtraption: [www.bodybuildingteens.com image 319x435]

The sun feels so good on my pelvic veins


Bears repeating.
 
2012-07-05 03:58:06 PM  
Elated at the news.....

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2012-07-05 04:00:01 PM  

dentalhilljack: Elated at the news.....

[farm7.static.flickr.com image 336x500]



Ha!
 
2012-07-05 04:00:06 PM  

JackieRabbit: They should have put the first one in Virginia Highlands. Because how much you want to bet these will be more popular with gay men than with women?



this. I'm telling you right now. If you opened up a place like this it would NOT be the heterosexual female hangout some of you presume. Much like the Magic Mike fantasy being foisted off on the viewing public at the moment, this is utter bullshiat. The cold hard reality is that consumers of in-your-face sexuality tend to be men, regardless of orientation.

/I was poor in college.
// Did things of which I am not proud.
/// Even ladies night was half dudes.
////Still cry about it.

//not THOSE things you sick fark.
 
2012-07-05 04:09:11 PM  
My brother lives down there. I'll make sure he checks this out, without knowing what he'll be walking into.
 
2012-07-05 04:09:46 PM  

Prevailing Wind: /I was poor in college.
// Did things of which I am not proud.
/// Even ladies night was half dudes.
////Still cry about it.


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2012-07-05 04:10:01 PM  
just go to a damn titty bar, pussies

and if the best wings in town are at the local Hooters, you should move
 
2012-07-05 04:10:55 PM  
Buns - n - Bones

/actual name of a Hooters competitor on the OH river way back when..
 
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