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Lucky LaRue [TotalFark]
2012-07-05 09:58:21 AM
i1122.photobucket.com

Go ahead. Enlarge it. You know you want to.
 
DarwiOdrade [TotalFark]
2012-07-05 10:36:54 AM
Lucky LaRue: [i1122.photobucket.com image 162x196]

Go ahead. Enlarge it. You know you want to.

www.threadbombing.com
 
Counter_Intelligent [TotalFark]
2012-07-05 11:59:36 AM
Time to sell off all Hooters stock.
 
TheHappTroll
2012-07-05 12:00:02 PM
Shouldn't that be Pooters?
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2012-07-05 12:01:08 PM
Was the STUPID tag out of service?
 
tomo12144
2012-07-05 12:01:24 PM
Weiners?
 
cgraves67
2012-07-05 12:01:24 PM
It's probably not a terrible concept. Women do enjoy the occassional girls'-night-out. Many of the women I know would probably spend part of that evening at such an establishment if it existed in our area.
 
Fluorescent Testicle
2012-07-05 12:01:35 PM
Trouser Snakes.
 
plushpuppy [TotalFark]
2012-07-05 12:02:08 PM
Are speedos going to be the uniform?
 
GreatGreenArkleseizure
2012-07-05 12:02:33 PM
Peckers?
 
Jon iz teh kewl [TotalFark]
2012-07-05 12:02:40 PM
i'd workt here but i don't know how to hit on women
 
max_pooper
2012-07-05 12:02:46 PM
I guess Hooters will now be sued by feminazi's because they are not hiring enough women.


\Feminists are stupid
 
Sticky Hands [TotalFark]
2012-07-05 12:02:55 PM
that was a downright irritating read.
 
phenn [TotalFark]
2012-07-05 12:02:56 PM
There was a joint in my town (Florida) years ago called Pekkers. I kid you not. The waitstaff were all drop-dead gorgeous men in ripped t-shirts and tiny shorts.

For the life of me, I cannot figure out why they closed. It was always packed with women who drank and ate plenty and who tipped well.

Pity.
 
middle class hole
2012-07-05 12:03:58 PM
They oughta call it Shooters and have the men wearing banana hammocks.
 
Evil Mackerel [TotalFark]
2012-07-05 12:04:01 PM
Sausage fest? No thanks.
/I give it six months to fail.
 
Valiente
2012-07-05 12:04:02 PM
I read that N.C. as D.C. and assumed it was going to be in the Republican Caucus rooms.
 
moviemarketing
2012-07-05 12:04:04 PM
In case you failed to notice this is a joke article:

Editor's note: Jon Dawson's flowing locks caught fire during Wednesday's fireworks show at Pearson Park, so he was unable to write a column for today's edition. This column originally appeared in The Free Press on May 20, 2010.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2012-07-05 12:04:29 PM
The should call it "Bananas".
 
EddieMoscone
2012-07-05 12:05:01 PM
I live in NC. That place'll be covered in Jesus stickers within three days, burned to the ground in a month.
 
Heathen
2012-07-05 12:05:29 PM
tacos, burritos, what's that coming out of your speedo
 
DevilsHorns J
2012-07-05 12:06:04 PM
So the Magic Mike Effect begins...
 
NotARocketScientist
2012-07-05 12:06:27 PM
I guess Hooters will now be sued by feminazi's because they are not hiring enough women.

\Feminists are stupid

So they make generalized statements without reading the article too?
 
emersonbiggins
2012-07-05 12:06:40 PM
What, no weeners tag, subby?
 
jyoders19
2012-07-05 12:07:36 PM
The proper name for a male Hooters is "cocks" with a cartoon rooster looking out of the O.

The tagline could be "Cocks, it's nothing to crow about."
 
Trance750 [TotalFark]
2012-07-05 12:07:54 PM
GreatGreenArkleseizure: Peckers?

Stiffs?

Woody's?

All are good names
 
Rindred
2012-07-05 12:08:36 PM
Shouldn't this be a vote-enabled thread where we suggest "better" names for the restaurant?

/Plumsmugglers
 
Theaetetus
2012-07-05 12:09:20 PM
max_pooper: I guess Hooters will now be sued by feminazi's because they are not hiring enough women.

\Feminists are stupid

We're bright enough to read the article, Spanky.
 
A. Snatchfold
2012-07-05 12:10:10 PM
FTFA:

.This column originally appeared in The Free Press on May 20, 2010.


Old news is old.
 
groppet
2012-07-05 12:12:41 PM
phenn: There was a joint in my town (Florida) years ago called Pekkers. I kid you not. The waitstaff were all drop-dead gorgeous men in ripped t-shirts and tiny shorts.

For the life of me, I cannot figure out why they closed. It was always packed with women who drank and ate plenty and who tipped well.

Pity.

There is a place in Ocean City, MD called Big Peckers. its not sexually themed like the place you mentioned in florida, but I remember schools in the area banning kids wearing the shirts from there.

I see this place staying open a week
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2012-07-05 12:12:43 PM
A. Snatchfold: FTFA:

.This column originally appeared in The Free Press on May 20, 2010.


Old news is old.

Then said restaurant has probably been closed for months.
 
wambu [TotalFark]
2012-07-05 12:12:53 PM
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
I_C_Weener [TotalFark]
2012-07-05 12:14:44 PM
GreatGreenArkleseizure: Peckers?

It was assumed the owners were into Woody Woodpecker reruns.
 
Quantum Apostrophe [TotalFark]
2012-07-05 12:15:54 PM
So, there are male Hooters, and all of them are coming to N.C.?
 
ows
2012-07-05 12:18:10 PM
remember the 3 guys who sued hooters years ago for discrimination? what a great idea. wish i had thought of that. easy pickings.
 
DubyaHater
2012-07-05 12:19:36 PM
Drumsticks?
 
Sticky Hands [TotalFark]
2012-07-05 12:21:05 PM
Potstickers!
 
phlegmmo [TotalFark]
2012-07-05 12:21:13 PM
Cooters

Approves
i227.photobucket.com
 
brantgoose [TotalFark]
2012-07-05 12:24:05 PM
Looks to me like they are finally letting the chubby hispanics out of the kitchen to avoid charges of racial and ethnic discrimination, and merely putting a good PR face on it.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

But it isn't going to help charges that they are being sexist. There's no way a woman with that physique would be a waitress at Hooters. You can barely see the Moobs for Beer Gut.

It must be Canadian milk bags because concentrated orange juice is sold in bottles and cans.
 
Allornone
2012-07-05 12:24:16 PM
Sticky Hands: that was a downright irritating read.

Yes, yes it was.

But at least you actually read it, which appears to more than could be said about most of people who've posted in this thread.
 
rnatalie [TotalFark]
2012-07-05 12:24:34 PM
www.belly.net
 
Barnstormer
2012-07-05 12:24:41 PM
Had the "Not sure if serious" look on my face throughout reading the article. Well done humor: pseudo-factual writing sprinkled with colorful slurs like "granola chomping nutbars" and "a subordinate who appeared to be malnourished and possibly beaten".
 
palelizard
2012-07-05 12:25:25 PM
A. Snatchfold: FTFA:

.This column originally appeared in The Free Press on May 20, 2010.


Old news satire is old.

FTFA.
 
Crewmannumber6 [TotalFark]
2012-07-05 12:32:36 PM
That idea makes about as much sense as a poopy flavored lollipop
 
Mog32Kupo [TotalFark]
2012-07-05 12:33:18 PM
max_pooper: I guess Hooters will now be sued by feminazi's because they are not hiring enough women.


\Feminists are stupid

you spelled feminazis wrong..
 
BeerBear
2012-07-05 12:34:43 PM
Lucky LaRue: [i1122.photobucket.com image 162x196]

Go ahead. Enlarge it. You know you want to.

nope nope nope nope
 
trappedspirit
2012-07-05 12:35:47 PM
Twigs?
 
DrWhy
2012-07-05 12:39:02 PM
Mooters
 
godxam
2012-07-05 12:42:47 PM
from Photoshop Legend Andy Iceprey
slicknovel.com
 
jmadisonbiii
2012-07-05 12:43:03 PM
"For years, feminists and other granola-chomping nutbars have accused us of being a sexist organization,"

www.roflgirls.com
 
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