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2012-07-05 09:53:57 AM
Who in fact is the drug addict's baby daddy?

img705.imageshack.us

So Nattie's gonna have a little brother or sister?

/man I gotta come off the submission and posting strike, if only to attempt to get some punctuation back in headlines.
 
2012-07-05 12:51:00 PM
Listen subby, CM Punk has enough going on with cleaning Daniel Bryan's beard hair out of his teeth to worry about what his sister has been doing.
 
2012-07-05 07:09:13 PM
Gryphon Sil has entered the impact zone
 
2012-07-05 07:11:03 PM
WTF is it with wrestling companies and even-more-obnoxiously-contrived-than-usual storylines surrounding characters named AJ?
 
2012-07-05 07:11:13 PM
sobrul28 IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-07-05 07:11:19 PM
Kel E Cubed is in the Impact Zone, with news from Jeremy Borash that "Twitter will never be the same after tonight. Expect a bombshell to kickoff #ImpactLive tonight. Show begins at 8pm EST on @SpikeTV!"

/Twitter
//Twitter
///Twitter
 
2012-07-05 07:12:07 PM
"Oh my God, LingualVenom is in the Impact Zone.

/Sh*t, I like my Impact name better than my regular one.
 
2012-07-05 07:13:54 PM
Oh, and Analchanger is in the Impact Zone!
 
2012-07-05 07:14:39 PM
I bought No Holds Barred today.

I look forward to seeing the horribleness.

I also own Suburban Commando on DVD. Maybe a double feature?
 
2012-07-05 07:15:06 PM
ImpactWrestling.com has confirmed that tonight's scheduled TNA Women's Knockout Championship Match between Miss Tessmacher and Gail Kim has been rescheduled for next week's episode of Impact Wrestling. The reason for this is: "Gail Kim lodged a protest through her lawyer and upon further review of the contract, a clause was found preventing the title match from happening tonight! Gail's lawyer had a clause hidden in the contract that required the former champion 8 days notice of her rematch."


What da hell
 
2012-07-05 07:16:21 PM

silgryphon: ImpactWrestling.com has confirmed that tonight's scheduled TNA Women's Knockout Championship Match between Miss Tessmacher and Gail Kim has been rescheduled for next week's episode of Impact Wrestling. The reason for this is: "Gail Kim lodged a protest through her lawyer and upon further review of the contract, a clause was found preventing the title match from happening tonight! Gail's lawyer had a clause hidden in the contract that required the former champion 8 days notice of her rematch."


What da hell


Storyline development? Involving women? On my wrestling program? And it doesn't involve AW'ing or boob jokes?!

WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!! CRANKY VINCE, COME IN HERE AND SAVE US!!
 
2012-07-05 07:17:11 PM

silgryphon: ImpactWrestling.com has confirmed that tonight's scheduled TNA Women's Knockout Championship Match between Miss Tessmacher and Gail Kim has been rescheduled for next week's episode of Impact Wrestling. The reason for this is: "Gail Kim lodged a protest through her lawyer and upon further review of the contract, a clause was found preventing the title match from happening tonight! Gail's lawyer had a clause hidden in the contract that required the former champion 8 days notice of her rematch."


What da hell


Hey, I wouldn't want to challenge for the title while I'm on the rag either.

/...what?
 
2012-07-05 07:17:45 PM
IT'S FUNNY BYWAY! RIGHT HERE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-07-05 07:17:47 PM

Anarchangel: Oh, and Analchanger is in the Impact Zone!


Your Impact name is in my fave five...I mean...my really well liked one short of a half dozen.

Also: Analchanger + Impact! = win
 
2012-07-05 07:17:48 PM
Anyone have that Raw in 5 mins link
 
2012-07-05 07:18:43 PM
The Anvil? Psssh. I real drug adict would get down with the Dog Faced Gremlin
 
2012-07-05 07:18:46 PM
Ya know I looked at this link 3 times while looking for the TNA thread and never realized it was the TNA thread.. I was looking at the source tags looking for the IMPACT logo... WTF reads ewrestling news?
 
2012-07-05 07:20:07 PM
Link

AJ Styles actually being pretty candid and honest about the Claire storyline and other crazy stories in TNA over the years.

"Bobby Roode is probably the best champion we've ever had. I think he looks the part, he acts the part, and he's very good in the ring. He's got everything you need to be a great champion, and he should be the longest-reigning world heavyweight champion. He does it well, and that belt is bigger than it has ever been because of Bobby Roode. That's just my opinion, but I think he's definitely the best world champion we've ever had. And don't get me wrong, I was a world heavyweight champion; he's good."
 
2012-07-05 07:20:32 PM

styckx: Ya know I looked at this link 3 times while looking for the TNA thread and never realized it was the TNA thread.. I was looking at the source tags looking for the IMPACT logo... WTF reads ewrestling news?


yeah that would be me. Fark wouldn't let me do Impact site for someone reason even with the ?
 
2012-07-05 07:21:24 PM
 
2012-07-05 07:22:17 PM
 
2012-07-05 07:22:25 PM
 
2012-07-05 07:23:18 PM
Crap Lingual, didn't see your post. Sorry about that.
 
2012-07-05 07:23:42 PM
We have received word that Flinch Kid is on his way to the Impact Zone from...Safeway?
 
2012-07-05 07:23:44 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Crap Lingual, didn't see your post. Sorry about that.


No worries, Kelly3.
 
2012-07-05 07:25:06 PM
Who in fact is the drug addict's baby daddy? Which random superstar will enter the Destination X tourney? Who's leading in the Bound for Glory series. Wrestling matters live on Spike TV 8pm

Pull the other one, subs. It has bells on.

I'll probably still watch -- it's better than WWE after all. But I just really want more Chikara.
 
2012-07-05 07:25:50 PM
In non-TNA news, Sycho Sid's son is going to be in the Big Brother house.

Frank Eudy
 
2012-07-05 07:26:11 PM

verbaltoxin: Link

AJ Styles actually being pretty candid and honest about the Claire storyline and other crazy stories in TNA over the years.

"Bobby Roode is probably the best champion we've ever had. I think he looks the part, he acts the part, and he's very good in the ring. He's got everything you need to be a great champion, and he should be the longest-reigning world heavyweight champion. He does it well, and that belt is bigger than it has ever been because of Bobby Roode. That's just my opinion, but I think he's definitely the best world champion we've ever had. And don't get me wrong, I was a world heavyweight champion; he's good."


I think he is right. I am dying to see a Roode v Storm title feud. Could be really good.

It will be the best thing TNA has done since MCMG v Beer Money
 
2012-07-05 07:27:37 PM

HeartBurnKid: But I just really want more Chikara.


i282.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-05 07:29:08 PM
Hey guys so over ont www.twi [ REDACTED ]
 
2012-07-05 07:33:47 PM

verbaltoxin: silgryphon: ImpactWrestling.com has confirmed that tonight's scheduled TNA Women's Knockout Championship Match between Miss Tessmacher and Gail Kim has been rescheduled for next week's episode of Impact Wrestling. The reason for this is: "Gail Kim lodged a protest through her lawyer and upon further review of the contract, a clause was found preventing the title match from happening tonight! Gail's lawyer had a clause hidden in the contract that required the former champion 8 days notice of her rematch."


What da hell

Storyline development? Involving women? On my wrestling program? And it doesn't involve AW'ing or boob jokes?!

WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!! CRANKY VINCE, COME IN HERE AND SAVE US!!


oh come on, the farting angle had its moments
 
2012-07-05 07:44:06 PM
I guess everyone is on vacation. Cause it's quiet in here
 
2012-07-05 07:47:14 PM

silgryphon: I guess everyone is on vacation. Cause it's quiet in here


points don't make themself
 
2012-07-05 07:52:37 PM
The Miracle Without Fortune is here in the Impact Zone, though he's not watching Impact. I'm actually finally going through all the WWE content I've torrented got saved on the ol' DVR. Finally watching the rest of WM28 (I shut it off in disgust after the Sheamus/Bryan 'match'), and have just finished watchng HHH/'Taker III. While the build up to the match in the prior Raw's sucked foetid donkey balls, the actual 30+ minute match was really good, and I was impressed by many of the near-falls, and extremely happy that Hunter didn't book himself to end the Streak. Any news on whether 'Taker will wrestle again, or did i just watch his finale? Also, short-haired Edge on the Hall of Fame video clip looks really freaking weird.

On to team Johnny/Team Teddy...
 
2012-07-05 07:56:42 PM
If you have a Facebook account, there is a wrestling discussion group. Closed group, which means that no matter what you post, it's not seen by anyone not in the group. Search for "fWc"
 
2012-07-05 07:57:47 PM
Steven Regulations has entered the IMPACT ZONE! Sadly I can not stay as I have to finish the TPS reports. I'll catch you all for Raw.

#FACE

Steven Regulations has left the IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-07-05 07:57:52 PM

Doogie TKE: Hey guys so over ont www.twi [ REDACTED ]


[Comment removed]
 
2012-07-05 07:58:06 PM

Praise Cheesus: If you have a Facebook account, there is a wrestling discussion group. Closed group, which means that no matter what you post, it's not seen by anyone not in the group. Search for "fWc"


how does one request to join, I found it but can't find the request button
 
2012-07-05 07:59:38 PM

Doogie TKE: Praise Cheesus: If you have a Facebook account, there is a wrestling discussion group. Closed group, which means that no matter what you post, it's not seen by anyone not in the group. Search for "fWc"

how does one request to join, I found it but can't find the request button


There is a join button.
 
2012-07-05 07:59:46 PM
so I ran my screen name run through the wrestling name generator and my new wrestling name is Farmer Grinder. Maybe I'm hillbilly jim's long lost cousin.

wrestlingname.com

if you run real wrestler's names through you get some humorous results. For example HHH is vince's boy.
 
2012-07-05 08:00:03 PM

Praise Cheesus: If you have a Facebook account, there is a wrestling discussion group. Closed group, which means that no matter what you post, it's not seen by anyone not in the group. Search for "fWc"


I don't think anyone is in that group. I sent in a request to join however
 
2012-07-05 08:00:20 PM

Praise Cheesus: If you have a Facebook account, there is a wrestling discussion group. Closed group, which means that no matter what you post, it's not seen by anyone not in the group. Search for "fWc"


Oh my God, Worship Mohavarti is in the Impact Zone!
 
2012-07-05 08:01:24 PM
Why did Punk's sister go to Dixie and AJ?

Did they get close when Punk was in TNA?
 
2012-07-05 08:01:40 PM

Igor Jakovsky: wrestlingname.com


Buzz Hunter for my real name
Ivan Cannon for my fark handle
 
2012-07-05 08:01:41 PM
Ladies and gentlehicks of the fWc! :O

I am taking the time now, before Impact Wrestling starts, to make an announcement. An announcement that will resonate to every leve of the Fark Wrestling Community.

For many weeks now, I have watched the fWc crash server after server (during a certain Monday Night broadcast and relative PPVs) trying to win some kind of hand-me down furniture from The Cat in the Hat. Why? No one knows. :P

More recently, people have begun shouting obscure body parts in hopes of winning a doctored version of the Verne Gagne Memorial Championship belt. Why? Because we, like Verne, are probably insane. :-(

Even worse, we have a lone nutcase posting pictures of David Arquette as WCW World Champion and calling THAT a title. I won't name names but, YOU SIR, NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP!

Well, I'm here to stake my claim as THE most insane person in the fWC! I've noticed that, recently, TNA/Impact Wrestling has gotten, to my absolute SHOCK, kinda good. And I feel that good behavior deserves an award.

A "title", if you will... >_>

Therefore! I, Captain Steroid, being of sound body and mind, and not completely under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol, announce that at the Destination X PPV Thread on Sunday, I shall defend a NEW championship! One EXCLUSIVE to TNA/Impact Wrestling threads, and cannot, WILL NOT be defended during shows created by a certain, senile billionaire from Connecticut and his cohorts!

This title is one I recently acquired from a strange, greyish, flying equine in the back alleys of Rio de Janeiro. Poor thing... she was cross-eyed and just didn't know what went wrong. :-(

Anyways, the chapionship I speak of, is the NEW fWc GLOBAL LEGENDARY TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!

...OF THE WORLD!


At Destination X, I shall give the specifics for winning this championship: you know the deal, a certain catchphase on an exact post number, yadda yadda yadda. Whoever gets it right will be the first-ever fWc Global Legendary Television Champion (of the World). If it's missed or botched, I will be "Campeon Numero Uno", as they say in Rio.

Also, on the off-chance a LITER wins the belt, I will sponsor them for a month on TotalFARK (like that'll actually happen! XD).

So, good to everyone Sunday! Enjoy the show, and try the fish! :D

i1182.photobucket.com

\ I AM THE BAT!
 
2012-07-05 08:02:33 PM
Bully Ray starts us off.
 
2012-07-05 08:02:36 PM
jeff hardy sucks sign. Well its short and to the point anyway.
 
2012-07-05 08:02:53 PM

Igor Jakovsky: wrestlingname.com


KellyKellyKelly = Dirty Vamp

Real name = Plain Nurse. Hmph.

Most recent gimmick name = Gold Actress.
 
2012-07-05 08:03:26 PM

Igor Jakovsky: so I ran my screen name run through the wrestling name generator and my new wrestling name is Farmer Grinder. Maybe I'm hillbilly jim's long lost cousin.

wrestlingname.com

if you run real wrestler's names through you get some humorous results. For example HHH is vince's boy.


My real name becomes: Bulldog Bomber
My fark name becomes: Mister Hulk
My fark impact zone name becomes: Captain Basher

I like Bulldog Bomber the best, but that's because I'm a mark for Davey Boy Smith..
 
2012-07-05 08:03:42 PM
Bully Ray live on twitter.
Boobies - my calves rule
 
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