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		Who in fact is the drug addict's baby daddy? Which random superstar will enter the Destination X tourney? Who's leading in the Bound for Glory series. Wrestling matters live on Spike TV 8pm (ewrestlingnews.com)		446
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Captain Steroid		2012-07-05 08:29:32 PM

one of those		2012-07-05 08:29:58 PM

two of these, live in the IMPACT ZONE

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-07-05 08:30:01 PM

Bobby Roooooo here to REALLY heel it up!

hundreddollarman		2012-07-05 08:30:48 PM

Hey, hundreddollarman... uh... I mean Cowboy Tempest is in the Impact Zone!

/Just tried out the pro wrestling name generator thingie.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-07-05 08:32:03 PM

Wait, why is Aries giving up his belt for a TNA title shot?

Did Warrior give up his belt to face Hogan?

Did Goldberg give up his belt to face Hogan?

Igor Jakovsky		2012-07-05 08:32:07 PM

hundreddollarman: Hey, hundreddollarman... uh... I mean Cowboy Tempest is in the Impact Zone!

/Just tried out the pro wrestling name generator thingie.

but where is mongo?

eddievercetti		2012-07-05 08:32:23 PM

I wonder if someone will point they never finish the Roode. Just Roooooooooooooooo.

silgryphon		2012-07-05 08:32:23 PM

Call me a wizard

FirstNationalBastard		2012-07-05 08:32:43 PM

See, that's a heel.

No skipping required.

robsul82		2012-07-05 08:33:13 PM

Now that was some nice work.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-07-05 08:33:19 PM

that was a damn good way to really build up Destination X, and the importance of the championship match!

Captain Steroid		2012-07-05 08:33:39 PM

Wow. Now I really want Roode to get his ass kicked! O_O

Good job.

silgryphon		2012-07-05 08:33:56 PM

FirstNationalBastard: See, that's a heel.

No skipping required.

Or kissing two guys

nyrkah1		2012-07-05 08:34:18 PM

verbaltoxin: Time to drive in 100 deg weather w/o AC to the gym and lift heavy things, and then put them back down again.

I guess if I join this Facebook group, you'll learn my real name!

TONIGHT THE MASK COMES OFF!!!

Your real name isn't [twitter handle REDACTED for your safety]? BAH GAWD KING, WE'VE BEEN BETRAYED.

/no, not that [redacted] person

Praise Cheesus		2012-07-05 08:34:37 PM

silgryphon: Praise Cheesus: silgryphon: Uh FWC?

fWc - Only the W is capitalized.

It's not coming up.

Shoot me an email to marander at yahoo dot com with the link to your FB profile. I'll add you. :)

FirstNationalBastard		2012-07-05 08:35:23 PM

silgryphon: FirstNationalBastard: See, that's a heel.

No skipping required.

Or kissing two guys

Unless you kiss Earl Hebner. That makes you a face.

/I wonder... since Hulk saw what kind of pop kissing Earl got, is Hulk going to steal that gimmick? Will the Hulkster dry hump Earl Hebner in the ring?

Anarchangel		2012-07-05 08:36:26 PM

My Impact! name is Analchanger.

My wrestlingname.com name based off Analchanger is Smooth Testicleeze.

fark my normal handle.

KellyKellyKelly		2012-07-05 08:36:49 PM

silgryphon: FirstNationalBastard: See, that's a heel.

No skipping required.

Or kissing two guys

Get the fark over it already. Farking whiners.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-07-05 08:37:06 PM

Praise Cheesus: Shoot me an email to marander at yahoo dot com with the link to your FB profile. I'll add you. :)

I had Marander once at the local indian restaurant. It was pretty good, but just a little too much curry for my taste.

eddievercetti		2012-07-05 08:37:17 PM

silgryphon: FirstNationalBastard: See, that's a heel.

No skipping required.

Or kissing two guys

Or wearing a mask

robsul82		2012-07-05 08:37:46 PM

FirstNationalBastard: /I wonder... since Hulk saw what kind of pop kissing Earl got, is Hulk going to steal that gimmick? Will the Hulkster dry hump Earl Hebner in the ring?

Hunter already heard about the heat that got and is personally flying the company jet to Orlando.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-07-05 08:38:22 PM

robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: /I wonder... since Hulk saw what kind of pop kissing Earl got, is Hulk going to steal that gimmick? Will the Hulkster dry hump Earl Hebner in the ring?

Hunter already heard about the heat that got and is personally flying the company jet to Orlando.

No, Hunter's going to put Lil' Naitch in a coffin and fark his brains out.

Igor Jakovsky		2012-07-05 08:38:24 PM

Anarchangel: My Impact! name is Analchanger.

My wrestlingname.com name based off Analchanger is Smooth Testicleeze.

fark my normal handle.

that's just great, it got a real "lol"

consider this		2012-07-05 08:38:33 PM

I've got such a crush on the ring announcer.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-07-05 08:39:01 PM

consider this: I've got such a crush on the ring announcer.

Jeremy Borash is an attractive man.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-07-05 08:39:50 PM

Okay, guys, few people know who Barry Darsow is.

Just call him Demolition Smash.

Captain Steroid		2012-07-05 08:39:58 PM

This guy's the son of Demolition Smash?! :O

Anarchangel		2012-07-05 08:40:12 PM

FirstNationalBastard: consider this: I've got such a crush on the ring announcer.

Jeremy Borash is an attractive man.

I actually clicked Funny.

hundreddollarman		2012-07-05 08:40:35 PM

Igor Jakovsky: hundreddollarman: Hey, hundreddollarman... uh... I mean Cowboy Tempest is in the Impact Zone!

/Just tried out the pro wrestling name generator thingie.

but where is mongo?

It's an Impact thread -- we're all getting Bizarro Mongo!

"¡obuoɯ sǝɯoɔ ǝɹǝɥ 'ʇɐıɥs ʇɐɥʇ puıɯ ɹǝʌǝu"

"sɹıɐןɟ ɔıɹ ǝɥʇ oʇ sɯɐɥpuıʍ ʎɹɹɐq ǝɥʇ oʇ 'sǝɔɐɹ ʎǝןɹɐɥ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ "

robsul82		2012-07-05 08:40:42 PM

Dakota's dad doing a bit of Christmas shopping in 1992.

LucklessWonder		2012-07-05 08:41:01 PM

There's like 30 fWc groups on FB, where's the right one?

Leader O'Cola		2012-07-05 08:41:07 PM

yay, finally get another VS match on tv? it's been a few weeks

let the pigeons loose!

Igor Jakovsky		2012-07-05 08:41:10 PM

flip has some moves, like a maskless luchador

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-07-05 08:41:11 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Okay, guys, few people know who Barry Darsow is.

Just call him ~~Demolition Smash~~. Blacktop Bully

AcidRefluxBoy		2012-07-05 08:41:17 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Okay, guys, few people know who Barry Darsow is.

Just call him Demolition Smash.

He's the son of "Hole-in-one" Darsow?

FirstNationalBastard		2012-07-05 08:42:22 PM

AcidRefluxBoy: FirstNationalBastard: Okay, guys, few people know who Barry Darsow is.

Just call him Demolition Smash.

He's the son of "Hole-in-one" Darsow?

No, he's Krusher Kruschev, Jr.

Igor Jakovsky		2012-07-05 08:42:37 PM

crap dude got bloodied

hundreddollarman		2012-07-05 08:42:38 PM

robsul82: [www.wrestlecrap.com image 240x227]

Dakota's dad doing a bit of Christmas shopping in 1992.

He got a bathcycle!

robsul82		2012-07-05 08:42:43 PM

Smash is NOT going to like you breaking his kid's nose.

Praise Cheesus		2012-07-05 08:42:50 PM

LucklessWonder: There's like 30 fWc groups on FB, where's the right one?

I'm using the globe icon for ours.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-07-05 08:42:54 PM

Busted nose, and they didn't stop the match to send doctors to the ring!

nice!

hell of a match!

Leader O'Cola		2012-07-05 08:43:19 PM

that busted nose isnt gonna get any better taking a botch boot off the top rope botch

Captain Steroid		2012-07-05 08:43:24 PM

Eh. Ax DID carry the weight of that team, anyway. :P

Gunny Highway		2012-07-05 08:43:46 PM

That was not a good match. I don't think people are going to enjoy wrestling Flip.

Cool spots though

Igor Jakovsky		2012-07-05 08:43:50 PM

hope he's not hiv +

robsul82		2012-07-05 08:43:54 PM

Botchy botch botch, Flip. Break a guy's nose and do that off the top rope? lol Shiat.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-07-05 08:44:00 PM

hundreddollarman: robsul82: [www.wrestlecrap.com image 240x227]

Dakota's dad doing a bit of Christmas shopping in 1992.

He got a bathcycle!

In 1998, he got a set of golf clubs.

robsul82		2012-07-05 08:44:36 PM

hundreddollarman: robsul82: [www.wrestlecrap.com image 240x227]

Dakota's dad doing a bit of Christmas shopping in 1992.

He got a bathcycle!

+eleventy