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(Citizens Voice)   You can't see me with all these (expletive) glowsticks?   (citizensvoice.com) divider line 96
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2012-07-05 01:04:45 PM
dam, kayak mad!
 
2012-07-05 01:04:47 PM
Wishful thinking on the husband's part?
 
2012-07-05 01:05:39 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com
/not impressed.
 
2012-07-05 01:06:07 PM
he wouldn't have lost track of her if she was doing her job and making a sandwich
 
2012-07-05 01:06:51 PM
Can't you learn to kayak properly you dumb whore?
 
2012-07-05 01:07:05 PM
encrypted-tbn1.google.com
 
2012-07-05 01:07:46 PM
Stupid ravers
 
2012-07-05 01:10:46 PM
I rarely kayak at night. The river I float on is closed to motorized boats, but the rowing sculls often practice at night. They will plow right into you.
Although, one night I was out fishing and the cops had put in a huge Boston Whaler patrol boat.
Sumbiatch hit full throttle, got up on plane, and hauled ass upriver just because he could.
The resulting wake came across the river in about 10 seconds, it was a substantial wave.
I turned into it just before it hit, otherwise I would have tumped big time.
 
2012-07-05 01:12:16 PM

paraigmshift: [farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x385]
/not impressed.


Huh, looks kinda like the Deadmau5 event at the Paramount last Summer. Glowsticks were expressly banned, so of course they became the must-smuggle item.

/LSB
 
2012-07-05 01:13:07 PM
Susquehanna?!

/slooooowly I turned, step by step...
 
2012-07-05 01:13:39 PM

Heathen: he wouldn't have lost track of her if she was doing her job and making a sandwich


If he were doing his job, she wouldn't have left the kitchen.

/got nuthin' really, you beat me to it.
 
2012-07-05 01:14:37 PM
That was the tip of the nagging iceberg, that poor husband probably got yelled at for 2+ hours.
 
2012-07-05 01:16:30 PM

Kuroshin: paraigmshift: [farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x385]
/not impressed.

Huh, looks kinda like the Deadmau5 event at the Paramount last Summer. Glowsticks were expressly banned, so of course they became the must-smuggle item.

/LSB


Yeah, ever since that guy got his hand blown off by taping 144 glowsticks into a "glowstick bomb" and tried to pull out the already-cracked glowstick fuse....
 
2012-07-05 01:17:58 PM

Headso: That was the tip of the nagging iceberg, that poor husband probably got yelled at for 2+ hours.


Having been married to a real baiotch, I suggest he take her ice fishing. in a shanty. With a wood chipper.
 
2012-07-05 01:18:09 PM

Kuroshin: paraigmshift: [farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x385]
/not impressed.

Huh, looks kinda like the Deadmau5 event at the Paramount last Summer. Glowsticks were expressly banned, so of course they became the must-smuggle item.

/LSB


It's Phish. Has happened at every show I have been to, and it's a must see. Everyone knows when the climaxes are and they all go up at once. I had never experienced it before my first show and now it's just expected that it will happen. Apparently they like to see them, so there hasn't been any ban.
 
2012-07-05 01:20:38 PM
"You're right, the glowsticks were farking with my night vision scope, er I mean goggles"
 
2012-07-05 01:22:14 PM
Recreational boating on inland waterways at night is dangerous enough. fark kayaking.
 
2012-07-05 01:23:24 PM
Gah! Kayak hag!
 
2012-07-05 01:27:12 PM

crab66: Recreational boating on inland waterways at night is dangerous enough. fark kayaking.



Fascist!!!
This could become the new troll thread meme, like bicyclists vs. non-cyclists.
 
2012-07-05 01:28:43 PM

crab66: Recreational boating on inland waterways at night is dangerous enough. fark kayaking.


Agreed, I kayak and wouldn't be caught dead doing it at nighttime
 
2012-07-05 01:30:27 PM

crab66: Recreational boating on inland waterways at night is dangerous enough. fark kayaking.


Luckily for me I was warned by last night's take-out dinner:

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2012-07-05 01:30:35 PM
Since this happened on the 4th, I'm sure alcohol was involved. Drunk night kayaking; a recipe for a being in the news the next day.
 
2012-07-05 01:30:35 PM

Barricaded Gunman: Susquehanna?!

/slooooowly I turned, step by step...


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2012-07-05 01:31:51 PM

Killer Cars: Since this happened on the 4th, I'm sure alcohol was involved. Drunk night kayaking; a recipe for a being in the news the next day.


I think it was alcohol AND foul play:

Red rum, kayak, murder.
 
2012-07-05 01:37:29 PM
Should've waited 48 hrs before reporting her missing.... Well at least that way you don't get your hopes up prematurely.
 
2012-07-05 01:45:39 PM
ct.fra.bz
 
2012-07-05 01:45:44 PM
A glow stick that is only a foot off the water is hardly visible.
The rules for a boat light at night say that three of the lights have to be visible for two miles and the fourth light one mile.
I do not think that a glow stick qualifies.
Or even a bunch of them.
 
2012-07-05 01:46:41 PM
Depends, where were the glowsticks?
 
2012-07-05 01:47:08 PM
I'm slightly confused by the story... must need more coffee.

Anyways, I miss kayaking :(
 
2012-07-05 01:48:01 PM

paraigmshift: Kuroshin: paraigmshift: [farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x385]
/not impressed.

Huh, looks kinda like the Deadmau5 event at the Paramount last Summer. Glowsticks were expressly banned, so of course they became the must-smuggle item.

/LSB

It's Phish. Has happened at every show I have been to, and it's a must see. Everyone knows when the climaxes are and they all go up at once. I had never experienced it before my first show and now it's just expected that it will happen. Apparently they like to see them, so there hasn't been any ban.


It was AMAZING at the Coventry show! I had only been to a few shows before that, and they didn't do at any of those. 75,000 people making it rain glow sticks at the same time is just an unbelievable sight.
 
2012-07-05 01:48:10 PM
paraigmshift: [farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x385]
/not impressed.


Wow!! Phish in the 2nd post!!

I WAS GOING TO DO THAT!!!!

*shakes tiny fist*
 
2012-07-05 01:53:56 PM

paraigmshift: Kuroshin: paraigmshift: [farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x385]
/not impressed.

Huh, looks kinda like the Deadmau5 event at the Paramount last Summer. Glowsticks were expressly banned, so of course they became the must-smuggle item.

/LSB

It's Phish. Has happened at every show I have been to, and it's a must see. Everyone knows when the climaxes are and they all go up at once. I had never experienced it before my first show and now it's just expected that it will happen. Apparently they like to see them, so there hasn't been any ban.


Glow rings, not sticks. Glow sticks can hurt when you get beaned with one, and they clank of gear on the stage. Glow rings don't harsh anyone's mellow.

/you can feel good!
 
2012-07-05 01:54:07 PM
I'm imagining some grown man freaking out and crying at the side of the river while she calmly gets to shore and says that.
 
2012-07-05 01:57:43 PM

Tat'dGreaser: I'm imagining some grown man freaking out and crying at the side of the river while she calmly gets to shore and says that.


I wonder if he liked sleeping on the couch that night.
 
2012-07-05 01:59:22 PM
One time at a show, my boyfriend at the time was making it rain glowsticks, in the rain. I was dancing and had asked him to hold my glasses. He came up to me a few minutes later and told me he had lost my glasses, probably while he was throwing glowsticks. So we basically pushed a bunch of dancers off the floor, got the headlights of an atv turned on, and searched in the rain for about an hour. The show continued, the rain became a Hurricane (Ike took a while to fizzle out) and i spent the rest of the night freaking out in a safe tent and then in my own tent.

The next morning we searched that dancefloor for another hour. My glasses turned up..... neatly set under a tree at the edge of the dancefloor. He never threw them, he just forgot where he put them. there may have been acid involved.

/cs
 
2012-07-05 02:05:16 PM
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2012-07-05 02:06:22 PM
Night Kayaking klose kall.

There's enough komedy k's there for Krusty the Klown. I hope the Simpsons writers hear about this.
 
2012-07-05 02:06:54 PM
This is why I duct tape a green laser pointer to my helmet when I go down a river.
 
2012-07-05 02:10:06 PM

karmaceutical: I wonder if he liked sleeping on the couch that night.


He probably cried the whole night
 
2012-07-05 02:12:21 PM

Tat'dGreaser: I'm imagining some grown man freaking out and crying at the side of the river while she calmly gets to shore and says that.


See, I don't see this as nagging, more her being perturbed that rescue came out for her when she felt she was clearly NOT in trouble.

Obviously, the answer to her question was NO...
 
2012-07-05 02:13:44 PM

stilldrawingablank: [img51.imageshack.us image 223x164]


The system is down.
 
2012-07-05 02:19:00 PM

Keigh: One time at a show, my boyfriend at the time was making it rain glowsticks, in the rain. I was dancing and had asked him to hold my glasses. He came up to me a few minutes later and told me he had lost my glasses, probably while he was throwing glowsticks. So we basically pushed a bunch of dancers off the floor, got the headlights of an atv turned on, and searched in the rain for about an hour. The show continued, the rain became a Hurricane (Ike took a while to fizzle out) and i spent the rest of the night freaking out in a safe tent and then in my own tent.

The next morning we searched that dancefloor for another hour. My glasses turned up..... neatly set under a tree at the edge of the dancefloor. He never threw them, he just forgot where he put them. there may have been acid involved.

/cs


I lost my glasses in a mosh pit once. Had about 2 dozen strangers help me find them, in the middle of an active mosh pit....and they were in one piece.
 
2012-07-05 02:20:40 PM

Keigh: there may have been acid involved.

/cs


How YOU doin'??

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2012-07-05 02:21:19 PM
I thought this is what cell phones were all about.

/ziplock
 
2012-07-05 02:21:41 PM

Maud Dib: I rarely kayak at night. The river I float on is closed to motorized boats, but the rowing sculls often practice at night. They will plow right into you.
Although, one night I was out fishing and the cops had put in a huge Boston Whaler patrol boat.
Sumbiatch hit full throttle, got up on plane, and hauled ass upriver just because he could.
The resulting wake came across the river in about 10 seconds, it was a substantial wave.
I turned into it just before it hit, otherwise I would have tumped big time.


Sunset drifting off our campsite at cave run lake is the closest I get , still have to keep an eye out for the bass boats.
/I kayak twice a week from march through november.
 
2012-07-05 02:25:31 PM

ShoeKing: Depends, where were the glowsticks?


they was up her WazoO!!!
 
2012-07-05 02:28:25 PM

booger42: See, I don't see this as nagging, more her being perturbed that rescue came out for her when she felt she was clearly NOT in trouble.

Obviously, the answer to her question was NO...


That's what I was thinking. She sounded more annoyed that her idiot husband called the rescue team.
 
2012-07-05 02:28:40 PM

wraithmare: This is why I duct tape a green laser pointer to my helmet when I go down a river.


that seems like a good way to get shanked by a shark hunter.
 
2012-07-05 02:29:07 PM
I do stuff like that at night all of the time. Remember that when you're in an out of the way area at night thinking you're all alone.
 
2012-07-05 02:33:31 PM

Keigh: One time at a show, my boyfriend at the time was making it rain glowsticks, in the rain. I was dancing and had asked him to hold my glasses. He came up to me a few minutes later and told me he had lost my glasses, probably while he was throwing glowsticks. So we basically pushed a bunch of dancers off the floor, got the headlights of an atv turned on, and searched in the rain for about an hour. The show continued, the rain became a Hurricane (Ike took a while to fizzle out) and i spent the rest of the night freaking out in a safe tent and then in my own tent.

The next morning we searched that dancefloor for another hour. My glasses turned up..... neatly set under a tree at the edge of the dancefloor. He never threw them, he just forgot where he put them. there may have been acid involved.

/cs


Wow, not only did you almost lose your glasses, but you spent time in a safe tent. I'm guessing that people kind of come and go in your life, with no one hanging around very long. Longest intimate relationship - 18 months, but 10 years ago.
 
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