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(The Age (Melbourne))   Begun, the boson wars have   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, Nobel Committee, Peter Higgs, higgs particles, LHC  
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2012-07-05 11:28:27 AM  
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You know, some point in the middle of all this somebody will realize that they screwed up some math along the way and that the particle is actually something else entirely.
2012-07-05 10:30:20 AM  
1 vote:
I'll make it easy for you. Full Size

Just give it to that guy. Because he'll probably tie you up and leave you half-buried in the woods if you don't.
2012-07-05 10:17:09 AM  
1 vote:
Well, it seems simple, really.

Just declare CERN a Corporation. Now CERN is a person, so that is 1. Higgs is 2, and you got room for one more.
2012-07-05 12:33:12 AM  
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Donnchadha: The Nobel goes to Peter Higgs

If anybody else joins him, it'll because they managed to use the Higgs Boson to actually do something other than find it.

The proper name for the particle is a "yomom"
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