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2012-07-05 12:17:03 AM  
Damn. I remember what seems like not so long ago her trying to cage drinks at the Iron Horse. She was dating a musician whose band was playing. Unfortunately her show was fair popular, and all the waitstaff and bartenders were well aware that she was underage, and that the liquor inspector was paying close attention...
 
2012-07-05 12:53:58 AM  
I don't find her particularly attractive, though she may in fact have teh crazy eyes.
 
2012-07-05 04:42:12 AM  
Claire is a fat girl's name.
 
2012-07-05 05:51:23 AM  

Ed Finnerty: Claire is a fat girl's name.


It's always great to wake up to a "The Breakfast Club" reference.
 
2012-07-05 05:58:25 AM  
Oh. I thought you meant Claire Dames.

pajaromalo.com
 
2012-07-05 05:59:45 AM  
The most tolerable aspect of Terminator 3,for sure.


Best wishes,Claire.
 
2012-07-05 06:16:37 AM  
I got this sneaking suspicion that this kid is not gonna be breast-fed...
 
2012-07-05 06:17:04 AM  
Is it me, or is that one huge mellon on top of her neck?
 
2012-07-05 06:31:03 AM  

DancingElkCondor: I got this sneaking suspicion that this kid is not gonna be breast-fed...


Actually, women don't need the implants for that.
 
2012-07-05 06:37:26 AM  
I thought for a moment that her looks must have gone downhill, but when I look back at pictures of her when we were both kids and she was at the height of her hotness, she was a homely girl back then too.

I guess she must have been a good actress.
 
2012-07-05 06:58:36 AM  
Claire, call me; for later.

/ever see a guy with elephantitus of the nuts?
//it's pretty tasty
 
2012-07-05 07:03:55 AM  
CSB time

One of the first big time concerts that me and my brother were allowed to go to unsupervised was Radiohead on the OK Computer tour in 1998, in NYC. It was standing room only on the main floor of the Hammerstein ballroom, but someone pointed out that Claire Danes and Marilyn Manson were in one of the booths above and behind us. Claire Danes was probably at the height of her teen popularity, having been on My So Called Life and as the lead in Romeo and Juliet.

Between Radiohead, the weed, and celebrities, that concert will be always etched in my brain

/CSB
 
2012-07-05 07:20:44 AM  

Ed Finnerty: Claire is a fat girl's name.


Well Hugh Dancy is a gay name, so it evens out.
 
2012-07-05 07:53:16 AM  
I see no evidence that she is, in fact, a chick.
 
2012-07-05 08:00:11 AM  

pkellmey: I see no evidence that she is, in fact, a chick.


She was once, but now she's a full grown adult bird. No human can whip her head so quickly in different directions like she did while acting frightened in Homeland. She's a bird.
 
2012-07-05 08:06:10 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Oh. I thought you meant Claire Dames.

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I'll second that.
She looks to be more interesting anyway. If you know what I mean....
 
2012-07-05 08:12:11 AM  
I hope she outgrew her crush on Jordan Catalano.
 
2012-07-05 08:21:44 AM  
Seperated at birth?

www.badhaven.com
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-07-05 08:31:11 AM  
Well, I see no one in line to hit that, so I'll be more than happy to step to the front!
 
2012-07-05 08:37:54 AM  

Cubs300: Well, I see no one in line to hit that, so I'll be more than happy to step to the front!


Did I say I wouldn't hit it?
 
2012-07-05 08:38:13 AM  
t3.gstatic.com

not much up top but nice bottom.
 
2012-07-05 08:40:42 AM  
I see the studman army is out in force today.
 
2012-07-05 08:42:46 AM  
/climbs up on soapbox

Okay, this has been bugging me for a long time. Do we all agree that MILF originated - or at least hit popularoty - with American Pie? Where there was the awkward kid with the blonde mom who Stiffler wanted to bone? (forgive me if I am butchering the details, it's been a long time)

My understanding wasn't that MILF referred to anyone who had popped out a baby at some point, but rather a mom of someone you know, in your same age-bracket, that you had the hots for. Since then, every teenager with a bun in the oven is a MILF-to-be. This is a bastardization of the term MILF.

MILFs are supposed to be a generation ahead of you. That's the whole point of the social awkwardness. It's like "dude, your mom is hot." Not like "hey, look, that hot young woman is pushing a stroller."

People - join me in RECLAIMING the spirit of MILF from people who think that Clair Danes and Megan Fox are budding MILFs.

//climbs off soapbox
 
2012-07-05 08:48:27 AM  
Oh, and Claire Danes is totally hot
 
mhd
2012-07-05 08:51:09 AM  

tacos4jesus: My understanding wasn't that MILF referred to anyone who had popped out a baby at some point, but rather a mom of someone you know, in your same age-bracket, that you had the hots for.


That's my understanding of the "original" meaning. But words evolve, and I've seen it used for anyone with a crotch fruit, or someone who could be your mom, but doesn't have children.

In porn, right now it basically means "not a teen", with a very fluent transition and no intermediate stage.

/teen == not too drugged out looking, usually with smaller boobage
 
2012-07-05 08:53:42 AM  

tacos4jesus: /climbs up on soapbox

MILFs are supposed to be a generation ahead of you. That's the whole point of the social awkwardness. It's like "dude, your mom is hot." Not like "hey, look, that hot young woman is pushing a stroller."

//climbs off soapbox


Yes, this absolutely correct, and is a pet peeve of mine too. MILF implies maturity. Hot young mothers are correctly referred to as "yummy mummies," not MILFs. As a rule, 30 or younger, not a MILF.
 
2012-07-05 08:56:25 AM  
I like that song that Tom Waites did about her.
 
2012-07-05 09:00:54 AM  

mhd: That's my understanding of the "original" meaning. But words evolve...


Yeah, and I don't like it when my world changes.

/get off my lawn, people changing the meaning of MILF
 
2012-07-05 09:05:54 AM  

mhd: tacos4jesus: My understanding wasn't that MILF referred to anyone who had popped out a baby at some point, but rather a mom of someone you know, in your same age-bracket, that you had the hots for.

That's my understanding of the "original" meaning. But words evolve, and I've seen it used for anyone with a crotch fruit, or someone who could be your mom, but doesn't have children.

In porn, right now it basically means "not a teen", with a very fluent transition and no intermediate stage.

/teen == not too drugged out looking, usually with smaller boobage


I usually save the term for someone who formed or is forming babby, but the term in general did change to include anyone over 25 or so.

So the pattern goes 18-19(teen) -> college -> milf -> cougar?

/must research later
//... for information, of course.
 
2012-07-05 09:06:45 AM  
Claire Danes is the poor man's Gwyneth Paltrow who is, of course, the poor man's Anna Paquin.
 
2012-07-05 09:07:11 AM  

tacos4jesus: /climbs up on soapbox

Okay, this has been bugging me for a long time. Do we all agree that MILF originated - or at least hit popularoty - with American Pie? Where there was the awkward kid with the blonde mom who Stiffler wanted to bone? (forgive me if I am butchering the details, it's been a long time)

My understanding wasn't that MILF referred to anyone who had popped out a baby at some point, but rather a mom of someone you know, in your same age-bracket, that you had the hots for. Since then, every teenager with a bun in the oven is a MILF-to-be. This is a bastardization of the term MILF.

MILFs are supposed to be a generation ahead of you. That's the whole point of the social awkwardness. It's like "dude, your mom is hot." Not like "hey, look, that hot young woman is pushing a stroller."

People - join me in RECLAIMING the spirit of MILF from people who think that Clair Danes and Megan Fox are budding MILFs.

//climbs off soapbox


Who gives a fark? It was a completely over contrived and forced joke and I wish we could rather just drop the stupid term completely.
 
2012-07-05 09:07:21 AM  

tacos4jesus: /climbs up on soapbox

Okay, this has been bugging me for a long time. Do we all agree that MILF originated - or at least hit popularoty - with American Pie? Where there was the awkward kid with the blonde mom who Stiffler wanted to bone? (forgive me if I am butchering the details, it's been a long time)

My understanding wasn't that MILF referred to anyone who had popped out a baby at some point, but rather a mom of someone you know, in your same age-bracket, that you had the hots for. Since then, every teenager with a bun in the oven is a MILF-to-be. This is a bastardization of the term MILF.

MILFs are supposed to be a generation ahead of you. That's the whole point of the social awkwardness. It's like "dude, your mom is hot." Not like "hey, look, that hot young woman is pushing a stroller."

People - join me in RECLAIMING the spirit of MILF from people who think that Clair Danes and Megan Fox are budding MILFs.

//climbs off soapbox


maybe subby is fifteen
 
2012-07-05 09:08:01 AM  

Christian Bale: [t3.gstatic.com image 141x358]

not much up top but nice bottom.


I hadn't considered that angle.
 
2012-07-05 09:08:05 AM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Claire Danes is the poor man's Gwyneth Paltrow who is, of course, the poor man's Anna Paquin.


who is a rich vampires favorite snack?
 
2012-07-05 09:08:07 AM  
I still haven't seen American Pie. Dunno if it would be worth it.
 
2012-07-05 09:08:41 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Christian Bale: [t3.gstatic.com image 141x358]

not much up top but nice bottom.

I hadn't considered that angle.


looks shooped, she would never expose her self like that
 
2012-07-05 09:08:46 AM  

tacos4jesus: Yeah, and I don't like it when my world changes.

/get off my lawn, people changing the meaning of MILF


I agree with your theory, but I am in my early 40's. I don't want to contemplate nailing my friends' moms. So, I am reluctantly adopting the modification to the term.
 
2012-07-05 09:09:22 AM  

Christian Bale: [t3.gstatic.com image 141x358]

not much up top but nice bottom.


GOT DAMN!!1!

That's gotta be a 'shoop. Women only wear that shiat in rap videos.
 
2012-07-05 09:11:46 AM  

moistD: AverageAmericanGuy: Christian Bale: [t3.gstatic.com image 141x358]

not much up top but nice bottom.

I hadn't considered that angle.

looks shooped, she would never expose her self like that


Nope, I've sadly seen the movie (To Gillian on her 37th Birthday). It's real.
 
2012-07-05 09:13:08 AM  

tacos4jesus: /climbs up on soapbox

Okay, this has been bugging me for a long time. Do we all agree that MILF originated - or at least hit popularoty - with American Pie? Where there was the awkward kid with the blonde mom who Stiffler wanted to bone? (forgive me if I am butchering the details, it's been a long time)

My understanding wasn't that MILF referred to anyone who had popped out a baby at some point, but rather a mom of someone you know, in your same age-bracket, that you had the hots for. Since then, every teenager with a bun in the oven is a MILF-to-be. This is a bastardization of the term MILF.

MILFs are supposed to be a generation ahead of you. That's the whole point of the social awkwardness. It's like "dude, your mom is hot." Not like "hey, look, that hot young woman is pushing a stroller."

People - join me in RECLAIMING the spirit of MILF from people who think that Clair Danes and Megan Fox are budding MILFs.

//climbs off soapbox


As I understand and interpret the rule of MILF, it stands for Mother-I'd-Like-to-Fark. If you are then, a mother, and someone I'd like to fark, then you're a MILF. I disagree about the age. Sure, in your reference, American Pie, he was talking more specifically about an older woman with a child his age, but I feel the term applies multilaterally, not unilaterally.

/my two cents
//may or may not be drunk
///yes, i know it's only nine in the morning, but i work third shift and nine in the morning is my happy hour
 
2012-07-05 09:13:37 AM  

Christian Bale: [t3.gstatic.com image 141x358]

not much up top but nice bottom.


That was, like, 10-15 years ago wasn't it?
 
2012-07-05 09:13:50 AM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Claire Danes is the poor man's Gwyneth Paltrow who is, of course, the poor man's Anna Paquin.


Your ranking of those girls is proportional to how often they get naked on screen. So that's correct.
 
2012-07-05 09:15:41 AM  

Mugato: TrainingWheelsNeeded: Claire Danes is the poor man's Gwyneth Paltrow who is, of course, the poor man's Anna Paquin.

Your ranking of those girls is proportional to how often they get naked on screen. So that's correct.


www.evilbeetgossip.com
 
2012-07-05 09:16:33 AM  

tacos4jesus: mhd: That's my understanding of the "original" meaning. But words evolve...

Yeah, and I don't like it when my world changes.

/get off my lawn, people changing the meaning of MILF


you might need an onion adjustment on your belt, old-timer!

/shakes fist at cloud
 
2012-07-05 09:16:39 AM  

tacos4jesus: MILFs are supposed to be a generation ahead of you. That's the whole point of the social awkwardness. It's like "dude, your mom is hot." Not like "hey, look, that hot young woman is pushing a stroller."

People - join me in RECLAIMING the spirit of MILF from people who think that Clair Danes and Megan Fox are budding MILFs.


Exactly. My own addition: a MILF is also supposed to be an exception - popped out a couple of pups, hit their mid-40s. Normally not-hittable or hittable only by spouse, but in this case, definitely hittable. So no, Victoria Beckham and Nicole Richie are not MILFs. Nigella Lawson and Mimi Rogers are.
 
2012-07-05 09:19:31 AM  

tacos4jesus: /climbs up on soapbox

Okay, this has been bugging me for a long time. Do we all agree that MILF originated - or at least hit popularoty - with American Pie? Where there was the awkward kid with the blonde mom who Stiffler wanted to bone? (forgive me if I am butchering the details, it's been a long time)

My understanding wasn't that MILF referred to anyone who had popped out a baby at some point, but rather a mom of someone you know, in your same age-bracket, that you had the hots for. Since then, every teenager with a bun in the oven is a MILF-to-be. This is a bastardization of the term MILF.

MILFs are supposed to be a generation ahead of you. That's the whole point of the social awkwardness. It's like "dude, your mom is hot." Not like "hey, look, that hot young woman is pushing a stroller."

People - join me in RECLAIMING the spirit of MILF from people who think that Clair Danes and Megan Fox are budding MILFs.

//climbs off soapbox


fyi, it was stiffler's mom over whom the other teen guys were drooling...jennifer cooladge (sp?)
 
2012-07-05 09:19:43 AM  

Alphax: Is it me, or is that one huge mellon on top of her neck?


i50.tinypic.com

Would still hit it.
 
2012-07-05 09:20:47 AM  

tacos4jesus: /climbs up on soapbox

Okay, this has been bugging me for a long time. Do we all agree that MILF originated - or at least hit popularoty - with American Pie? Where there was the awkward kid with the blonde mom who Stiffler wanted to bone? (forgive me if I am butchering the details, it's been a long time)

My understanding wasn't that MILF referred to anyone who had popped out a baby at some point, but rather a mom of someone you know, in your same age-bracket, that you had the hots for. Since then, every teenager with a bun in the oven is a MILF-to-be. This is a bastardization of the term MILF.

MILFs are supposed to be a generation ahead of you. That's the whole point of the social awkwardness. It's like "dude, your mom is hot." Not like "hey, look, that hot young woman is pushing a stroller."

People - join me in RECLAIMING the spirit of MILF from people who think that Clair Danes and Megan Fox are budding MILFs.

//climbs off soapbox


The problem with the wording is that Cougar now kicks in by 40, which makes sense if most singles are still in their teens and twenties. If that is the cut-off, it makes sense that the evolution is for any hot mother who would still fit the bill until they are officially Cougar-aged.
 
2012-07-05 09:24:52 AM  
 
2012-07-05 09:25:05 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Seperated at birth?

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She's another one that looks a lot better at a healthier weight.
Whoever thought Skeletor was a sex symbol should be pistol whipped.
 
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