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(   Angry drunk midget sneaks a smoke on American Airlines flight - then reportedly threatens flight officer with wooden knife comment   ( divider line
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2001-11-15 02:27:13 PM  
Hank! You're alive!
2001-11-15 02:28:18 PM  
I thought that guy from Howard Stern's show died>??
2001-11-15 02:29:28 PM  
Awww, look at the widdle midget. So cute!
2001-11-15 02:30:02 PM  
well, I guess commenting on Hank would be meaningless now, thanks for stealing my thunder you bastards

2001-11-15 02:30:14 PM  
I though Peter Buck was taller.
2001-11-15 02:30:18 PM  
Next thing you know, they're gonna ban midgets from airplanes.
2001-11-15 02:30:58 PM  
I hope he gets a short sentence . . .
2001-11-15 02:31:56 PM  
NO! Not THE Julio Zavala?!?! I'm sorry, please go on about your business, shorty.
2001-11-15 02:32:02 PM  
At the Pennsauken Mart you can hire midgets to do your bidding for you. Midgets with weapons cost a little more.
2001-11-15 02:32:36 PM  
Oh, c'mon, leave the hobgoblins alone...
2001-11-15 02:34:49 PM  
If the midgets can't smoke, well, then the terrorists have already won.
2001-11-15 02:35:39 PM  
Yes! Finally I get the chance to use my midget prison sex jokes. Ohhh where did I put them?
2001-11-15 02:35:53 PM  
you must be this tall to ride the plane _

2001-11-15 02:40:15 PM  
if u smoke crack most ppl wont know what it smells like. so u can get away with it in tight spots like on an airplane or at the mall
2001-11-15 02:40:45 PM  
Angry drunk midget. Kind of the Anti-Brosnan .
2001-11-15 02:42:24 PM  
oh lord... imagine being the pilot when a steward hands you a note, says: "Sir, this is from a hobgoblin in first class, he's smoking in the bathroom again"...

how do you deal with that? Is there a gracefull way to handle it without getting stabbed?

That dwarf needs to chill out and have some "Polygamy Porter". You know the ladies like the dwarfy dwarf.
2001-11-15 02:52:00 PM  
The Dwarf claimed to have a woody.
2001-11-15 02:52:11 PM  
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2001-11-15 03:00:52 PM  
Stories about midgets/dwarves etc. are always good, but hasn't American Airlines been through ENOUGH recently?
2001-11-15 03:04:10 PM  
little fella kind of cute when hes all miffed
2001-11-15 03:04:26 PM  
It's like my momma always said, there's nothing like a drunk midget!
2001-11-15 03:12:32 PM  
why is the fact this person is a midget in the title?
2001-11-15 03:17:33 PM  
Apparently he has a "short" temper.
2001-11-15 03:17:49 PM  
Because midgets are funny?
2001-11-15 03:18:56 PM  
Evidently this isn't a tall tale afterall.
2001-11-15 03:19:13 PM  
Please stow your midgets in the overhead compartments or the area below the seat in front of you.
2001-11-15 03:27:06 PM  
So he was able to board the plane with a penknife?
Yeah, I'll be flying again real soon.
2001-11-15 03:28:58 PM  
The little Farker probably just needed to undwind after a long day in a velcro suit geting tossed around some tavern
2001-11-15 03:32:15 PM  
Now, now, little man...your mommy will be here to pick you up soon.
2001-11-15 03:33:14 PM  
Being threatened by a midget with a penknife isn't exactly what I would call a serious threat. Now, if he had braces, then he could do major damage to your ankles, but otherwise, I'd just stuff him in the overhead bin for the remainder of the flight.
2001-11-15 03:36:53 PM  
trevon: rarr! midget rights!

and the like.
2001-11-15 03:36:54 PM  
Gwinny, you know that another beligerant drunk midget is just what this world needs to fill the void Hank the Drunken Dwarf has left. (Yes I realize some of you have mentioned Hank, but I think we all ought to recognise what a huge public sercive this pissed & pissed-off squirt has done for our country.)
2001-11-15 03:37:29 PM  
2001-11-15 03:38:50 PM  
You obviously didn't pay attention during the "chucky" series, or the "Leprachaun" series.
2001-11-15 03:39:25 PM  
I think I will call him.... Mini Me.
2001-11-15 03:45:54 PM  
I would have chucked him into the bathroom.
2001-11-15 03:53:37 PM  
Ewoks in Midgit suits, Empty Russian websites.. Evil Bert and Osama plotting song-based revenge... and of course, The Guns made from Leggo. Scully, do you know what this could mean?

Look Mulder, shut your word hole.
2001-11-15 03:55:27 PM  
Very compelling argument for capital punishment. Midgets are inherently evil, and serve no purpose in a respectable society. By the way, how do they support themselves the other 11 months of the year? Either Christmas commercials pay very well, or they simply hang out in their little caves somewhere conspiring stuff.
2001-11-15 04:01:10 PM  
"Have they gottne to you too? They are Ewoks, not Midgets. Can't you see?????"

"Mulder, you're mkaing a scene"
2001-11-15 04:21:23 PM  
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2001-11-15 04:21:26 PM  
If we don't let midgets get drunk on the airlines, then the terrorists have already won.
2001-11-15 04:21:36 PM  
Ever since Willy Wonka laid off his Oompah Loompas, shiat like this has been happening...

So if you see a little green/orange man in purple clothing, staggering around...


Oh, forget it.
2001-11-15 04:30:53 PM  
MIDGET TERRORISTS!!?!?!??! Oh God no.....please no.....
2001-11-15 04:38:25 PM  
I think i will call her...Mini Mimi
2001-11-15 04:41:40 PM  
I like to stick a midget chick on my cock and spin her around.
2001-11-15 04:58:54 PM  
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2001-11-15 05:20:21 PM  
HoluoaK: that's damn funny. Can I use that?
2001-11-15 05:20:26 PM  
HolyoaK: that's damn funny. Can I use that?
2001-11-15 05:54:16 PM  
he turned into the transmogrification of an Oompa-Loompa into Chucky. at least he didn't fling the yoghurt.
2001-11-15 05:55:54 PM  
...and he spared the crockery.
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