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(BBC)   What do you call a man with no legs who goes to the Olympics? An Olympian   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 19
    More: Spiffy, Oscar Pistorius, Paralympics, Court of Arbitration for Sport, IAAF, olympics, legs  
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6704 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Jul 2012 at 10:15 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-04 10:50:21 PM  
4 votes:
Thanks for giving us the answer subby. Otherwise I would have been stumped.
2012-07-05 11:24:24 AM  
2 votes:


'You're a loony.'
2012-07-04 11:43:57 PM  
2 votes:

The Only Jeff: A cannon for shotput. A metal fist for boxing. A predator drone for biathlon. And how can you justify prohibiting those once this guy is allowed in?

Don't be ridiculous; Predator drones can't even ski.
2012-07-04 10:39:15 PM  
2 votes:

expobill: my wife has a prosthetic hymen

I wondered why she never got tired...
2012-07-04 09:37:01 PM  
2 votes:

/someone had to say it
2012-07-05 05:26:09 PM  
1 votes:
If he ain't got feet he can't compete!
2012-07-05 11:58:53 AM  
1 votes:
180 posts and not one single picture of Lee Majors???

Fark, I am disappoint.
2012-07-05 06:45:45 AM  
1 votes:
I will also run in the olympics! I am a little bit disabled by laziness, a car is what I use to get around. I'll be "running" at 100 mph as long as my car has gas. I'll definitely win the gold medal!
2012-07-04 11:59:50 PM  
1 votes:

2012-07-04 11:56:43 PM  
1 votes:
I loved him as the bassist for Weather Report.
2012-07-04 11:52:22 PM  
1 votes:
Personally I'd like to see the "Super Olympics"

Prothesis, steroids, anything as long as it was only human powered.

Then the traditional Olympics only naked/ no drugs.

Then we can nix the Winter Olympics and just have a world hockey
2012-07-04 11:17:09 PM  
1 votes:

Walker: Repeat plus this is cheating. The race is to see who has the fastest legs. He has no legs. How about I cut off my arm, strap a cannon to it and compete in the shot put competition?

I'm near-sighted. I need corrective lenses to be able to see. Does that mean I (and other near-sighted people) shouldn't be allowed to compete in athletic endeavors?
2012-07-04 11:14:27 PM  
1 votes:
1962 entry:www.rankopedia.com
2012-07-04 11:09:22 PM  
1 votes:
Repeat plus this is cheating. The race is to see who has the fastest legs. He has no legs. How about I cut off my arm, strap a cannon to it and compete in the shot put competition?
2012-07-04 10:31:06 PM  
1 votes:
my wife has a prosthetic hymen
2012-07-04 10:30:03 PM  
1 votes:

debug: How is having lower legs, ankles and calves that never ever get tired not an advantage?

2012-07-04 09:59:33 PM  
1 votes:
Poor little Tink Tink
2012-07-04 08:47:47 PM  
1 votes:
Cool headline Subs, nicely done.
2012-07-04 05:19:17 PM  
1 votes:

Skywolf Philosopher: This is what I would have done if ever I lost my legs.

Hey, you still have a chance.

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