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(ESPN)   Joey Chestnut downs 68 hot dogs to win his 6th straight Nathan's hot dog eating contest   (espn.go.com) divider line 81
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2012-07-04 02:02:44 PM  
thats alot of dogs
 
2012-07-04 02:11:28 PM  
Congratulations on deep-throating (68) phallus-like pieces of meat. Your mum must be proud.
 
2012-07-04 02:19:52 PM  
Dear ESPN;

Eating hot dogs is not a sport. Stop it.

Yours sincerely, FloydA
 
2012-07-04 02:31:45 PM  
You see this shiat and it becomes clear why some people hate this country.
 
2012-07-04 02:39:59 PM  
Yes but lets ignore the fact people from all over the world compete and that they have competitions around the world.
 
2012-07-04 02:42:28 PM  
68? Try not to eat any hot dogs on your way through the parking lot.
 
2012-07-04 02:43:14 PM  

FloydA: Dear ESPN;

Eating hot dogs is not a sport. Stop it.

Yours sincerely, FloydA


I came to say this. But in America, most people think eating is a sport.
 
2012-07-04 02:47:59 PM  
Kobayashi organized his own hot dog contest this year that's about to start, they're broadcasting online http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/more/07/04/Crif-Dog-Classic-hot- dog-eating-contest/index.html?sct=hp_t2_a14&eref=sihp
 
2012-07-04 02:56:45 PM  
They should make the winners ride on the Cyclone as soon as possible.
 
2012-07-04 03:04:03 PM  
i283.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-04 03:06:07 PM  
This is why the rest of the world hates us.


/And "My Super Sweet 16"
//And the 9/11-inspired imperialism of the W era
///But mostly the eating competitions and the Super Sweet 16 crap
 
2012-07-04 03:08:40 PM  

FloydA: Dear ESPN;

Eating hot dogs is not a sport. Stop it.

Yours sincerely, FloydA


Coco LaFemme: You see this shiat and it becomes clear why some people hate this country.


And an Asian woman just won the women's competition.
And a Japanese guy was the dominant force in this SPORT for years.

I hate all of you. AMERICA, FARK YEAH!!!!
 
2012-07-04 03:09:17 PM  

skazzytl: Kobayashi organized his own hot dog contest this year that's about to start, they're broadcasting online http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/more/07/04/Crif-Dog-Classic-hot- dog-eating-contest/index.html?sct=hp_t2_a14&eref=sihp


And not a single fu*k will be given. He needs to step up and compete in Nathan's.
 
2012-07-04 03:17:08 PM  
i210.photobucket.com

"SIXTY-EIGHT, DUDE!"
 
2012-07-04 03:17:18 PM  
My Mom is jealous.
 
2012-07-04 03:28:02 PM  
Each year I hope this is the year when at least three contestants choke and die and the stage collapses to claim the lives of everyone else. Dammit. Fingers crossed for 2013.
 
2012-07-04 03:31:45 PM  
id never watched a video of this. it was nauseating to watch.

uncleacid: They should make the winners ride on the Cyclone as soon as possible.


hahahahaha
 
2012-07-04 03:36:41 PM  
68 - You do me, and I'll owe ya one!
 
2012-07-04 03:38:46 PM  
"The Notorious B.O.B" just walked out to Phil Collins music.

"I can feel it coming in the air tonight..."
Inappropriate or apropos.
 
2012-07-04 03:40:32 PM  
This is actually pretty funny
 
2012-07-04 03:42:04 PM  
Just think how much he's gonna poop tomorrow.
 
2012-07-04 03:44:23 PM  

nimeye: Just think how much he's gonna poop tomorrow.


I have no basis for my speculation, but I'm guess he sings a technicolor opera after.
 
2012-07-04 03:48:59 PM  

the biggest redneck here: skazzytl: Kobayashi organized his own hot dog contest this year that's about to start, they're broadcasting online http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/more/07/04/Crif-Dog-Classic-hot- dog-eating-contest/index.html?sct=hp_t2_a14&eref=sihp

And not a single fu*k will be given. He needs to step up and compete in Nathan's.


When will the great schism close in the hotdog speedeating world? Will there be a moment like Raw and Nitro being shown on simulcast? will one of the eaters succumb? Will anyone actually care?
 
2012-07-04 03:49:55 PM  

bionicjoe: FloydA: Dear ESPN;

Eating hot dogs is not a sport. Stop it.

Yours sincerely, FloydA

Coco LaFemme: You see this shiat and it becomes clear why some people hate this country.

And an Asian woman just won the women's competition.
And a Japanese guy was the dominant force in this SPORT for years.

I hate all of you. AMERICA, FARK YEAH!!!!




It does not matter who wins, it's still not a sport.

While we're on the subject, neither are poker, billiards, bowling, darts, or golf. These are things that are not sports.
 
2012-07-04 03:51:43 PM  

FloydA: bionicjoe: FloydA: Dear ESPN;

Eating hot dogs is not a sport. Stop it.

Yours sincerely, FloydA

Coco LaFemme: You see this shiat and it becomes clear why some people hate this country.

And an Asian woman just won the women's competition.
And a Japanese guy was the dominant force in this SPORT for years.

I hate all of you. AMERICA, FARK YEAH!!!!



It does not matter who wins, it's still not a sport.

While we're on the subject, neither are poker, billiards, bowling, darts, or golf. These are things that are not sports.


But curling still is, right?
 
2012-07-04 03:54:42 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: FloydA
It does not matter who wins, it's still not a sport.

While we're on the subject, neither are poker, billiards, bowling, darts, or golf. These are things that are not sports.

But curling still is, right?


You can potentially work up a sweat curling, so I suppose so. It's sort of like a cross between a sport and "tidying up a bit."
 
2012-07-04 03:56:17 PM  
www.hemmy.net
 
2012-07-04 03:57:05 PM  
damn, and i just submitted a headline about how if he had one more, it would of been a happy meal...
 
2012-07-04 03:57:56 PM  
Kobayashi cannot compete in Nathans due to a contract dispute with MLE. (Major league eating)
 
2012-07-04 04:01:28 PM  
Nanny Bloomberg approved this?


Tsk Tsk Tsk.
 
2012-07-04 04:08:12 PM  
GOD BLESS JOEY CHESNUT
GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

/glitter eagle
 
2012-07-04 04:14:08 PM  
bow and I had just ordered lunch at a bar when this shiat started.

At least it wasn't "World's Craziest Projectile Afterbirths!" or "XXXtreme Sneezes!" but it was damn close.
 
2012-07-04 04:23:56 PM  
Kobayashi ate 68.5 dogs in the Crif Dog Classic. Winner and new champion!
 
2012-07-04 04:34:53 PM  

oldfarthenry: Congratulations on deep-throating (68) phallus-like pieces of meat. Your mum must be proud.


You see someone eating hot dogs and the first thing you think of is homosexual hummers?
How...fabulous of you.

NTTAWWT
 
2012-07-04 04:48:38 PM  
That is going to be one epic shiat.

/Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Contest - sponsored by Dulcolax
 
2012-07-04 04:58:28 PM  
Can he eat 50 eggs?
 
2012-07-04 05:07:11 PM  

Rann Xerox: Can he eat 50 eggs?


Nobody ever eat fifty eggs.
 
2012-07-04 05:11:35 PM  

FloydA: Rann Xerox: Can he eat 50 eggs?

Nobody ever eat fifty eggs.


CSB time:

A competitive eater used to come into the restaurant where I worked from time to time. One day we got to talking about how he was going for the hard-boiled egg eating record the next week. I saw him a couple of weeks later and asked how it went. He said "Mmmmwwwaaaaaannnn". And then his wife told me about the stroke he had right after the attempt.
 
2012-07-04 05:20:06 PM  

notmtwain: Kobayashi ate 68.5 dogs in the Crif Dog Classic. Winner and new champion!


Not the same product, not the same event/crowd, doesn't count for shiat. Both he and the eating "league" need to quit being children.
 
2012-07-04 05:21:28 PM  
 
2012-07-04 05:56:57 PM  
Lardass approves.
 
2012-07-04 06:46:11 PM  
I'm going to defend this as a sport.

Any fatass can run a slant pattern, but I'd like to see Megatron take down 68 dogs in 10 minutes.

Think about it. It takes physical endurance, pain tolerance, strategy and discipline to be good at eating all that stuff. Most of the contenstants are svelt and work out a lot.
 
2012-07-04 06:50:58 PM  

OneBrightMonkey: I'm going to defend this as a sport.

Any fatass can run a slant pattern, but I'd like to see Megatron take down 68 dogs in 10 minutes.

Think about it. It takes physical endurance, pain tolerance, strategy and discipline to be good at eating all that stuff. Most of the contenstants are svelt and work out a lot.


I'll bet you Michael Vick could take down 68 dogs in 10 minutes.
 
2012-07-04 06:54:09 PM  
Speaking of eggs, my dad likes to tell a story about a black master sergeant he had while in the army (Korean conflict), little guy, about 5'5" who would eat 50 fried eggs on Sunday morning at breakfast. He said everybody looked forward to Sunday, cuz', the rest of the week they had powdered eggs.
 
2012-07-04 07:01:55 PM  

the biggest redneck here: notmtwain: Kobayashi ate 68.5 dogs in the Crif Dog Classic. Winner and new champion!

Not the same product, not the same event/crowd, doesn't count for shiat. Both he and the eating "league" need to quit being children.


Also was 2 minutes longer.
 
2012-07-04 07:03:15 PM  
I think I could do 12. But the self-loathing afterwards wouldnt be worth it.
 
2012-07-04 07:06:25 PM  

the biggest redneck here: notmtwain: Kobayashi ate 68.5 dogs in the Crif Dog Classic. Winner and new champion!

Not the same product, not the same event/crowd, doesn't count for shiat. Both he and the eating "league" need to quit being children.


I'll bet Kobayashi, who got $15.000 for winning compared to only $10,000 that went to Chestnut, would disagree about what counts.

Takeru Kobayashi Vs. Joey Chestnut: The Big Fat Hot Dog Fight

// It's a dog eating dog eating dog eating world.
 
2012-07-04 07:07:15 PM  

Ima10urin8: thats alot of dogs


2.bp.blogspot.com
"You sure said a mouthful!"
 
2012-07-04 07:08:07 PM  

Skywolf Philosopher: FloydA: Dear ESPN;

Eating hot dogs is not a sport. Stop it.

Yours sincerely, FloydA

I came to say this. But in America, most people think eating is a sport.


And why not? Many of them sweat while doing it.
 
2012-07-04 07:11:17 PM  

cicdle: the biggest redneck here: notmtwain: Kobayashi ate 68.5 dogs in the Crif Dog Classic. Winner and new champion!

Not the same product, not the same event/crowd, doesn't count for shiat. Both he and the eating "league" need to quit being children.

Also was 2 minutes longer.


They were both 10 minutes. I have no idea who has bigger dogs, buns, etc.
 
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