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(9 News)   Man suspected of breaking into the graves of Johann Strauss Jr. and Johannes Brahms and stealing their teeth, which authorities say composes a serious crime   (9news.com) divider line 20
    More: Strange, Johann Strauss Jr., Johannes Brahms, Austria, Slovaks, composers, teeth, Austria Press Agency  
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2012-07-04 04:30:13 PM  
3 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener


This is a man who really needs to get a Handel on his life.


He should have picked a better Haydn place.
2012-07-04 01:58:16 PM  
3 votes:
This is a man who really needs to get a Handel on his life.
2012-07-04 12:28:59 PM  
3 votes:
Those are a couple of my favorite decomposers.
2012-07-05 09:38:48 AM  
2 votes:
www.noise11.com

Stealing Johann Strauss's teeth? That's gonna mean time...

www.ctssunglasseswholesale.com

Three-quarter time.

local-static2.forum-files.fobby.net
2012-07-04 04:33:19 PM  
2 votes:
Damn! All the pun-able Germanic composer names have been used. Damned hard to pun Tchaikovsky or Khachaturian.
2012-07-04 04:00:09 PM  
2 votes:

Captain Kierk: I guess that would explain why he was Chopin for dentures in a cemetery...


He didn't have many options, let's be Franck.
2012-07-04 02:23:26 PM  
2 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Captain Kierk: So after buddy stole the teeth, Verdi take them?

Any number of locations.

It's a long Liszt.


It sure is hard to think Vivaldi places they could end up
2012-07-04 02:18:35 PM  
2 votes:

Captain Kierk: So after buddy stole the teeth, Verdi take them?


Any number of locations.

It's a long Liszt.
2012-07-04 02:15:32 PM  
2 votes:
So after buddy stole the teeth, Verdi take them?
2012-07-04 02:03:09 PM  
2 votes:
Oh dear -- I see I doubled up on a Handel gag. Can I take it Bach?
2012-07-04 12:19:17 PM  
2 votes:
"We advise you to keep Johannes where we can see them."
i.thisislondon.co.uk
2012-07-04 11:43:10 PM  
1 votes:
Den alle Zähne, er ist wie Gold

/Brahms choral nerd
2012-07-04 06:06:11 PM  
1 votes:

Fano: notmtwain: [images.travelpod.com image 544x400]

Brahms Beethoven Schubert Strauss -- All in one graveyard in Vienna-- The Zentralfriedhof.

/ It's a good place to visit if you like music.

...or plan a Dr. Mindbender scheme to create the ultimate composer


Arise, Conduc-tor, arise!
2012-07-04 05:01:55 PM  
1 votes:
Rock me Armadeus.
2012-07-04 04:12:40 PM  
1 votes:
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: He didn't have many options, let's be Franck.

I completely agree -- it's a pretty Straussful situation to be in...
2012-07-04 03:54:23 PM  
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Captain Kierk: It sure is hard to think Vivaldi places they could end up

We have to consider that he might have been flat baroque.


I guess that would explain why he was Chopin for dentures in a cemetery...
2012-07-04 03:22:34 PM  
1 votes:

phlegmmo: So, he just waltzed right in there and took them?


Some graves are easy to get into

/Mozart not
2012-07-04 02:44:54 PM  
1 votes:
So, he just waltzed right in there and took them?
2012-07-04 02:01:21 PM  
1 votes:
The tooth? You can't Handel the tooth!
2012-07-04 01:01:31 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe he planned on trying to play at molar volume
 
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