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(9 News)   Man suspected of breaking into the graves of Johann Strauss Jr. and Johannes Brahms and stealing their teeth, which authorities say composes a serious crime   (9news.com) divider line 69
    More: Strange, Johann Strauss Jr., Johannes Brahms, Austria, Slovaks, composers, teeth, Austria Press Agency  
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2012-07-04 08:36:00 PM
He killed Mozart!
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2012-07-04 09:00:01 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Maybe he planned on trying to play at molar volume


I'm sure this crime will be brushed off.
 
2012-07-04 09:04:07 PM
Dude... the guy wasn't wearing the right footgear. It's like, for this kind of job, you gotta have the right kind of Schumann.
 
2012-07-04 09:08:44 PM
Well, this is just a symphony of destruction.
 
2012-07-04 09:33:38 PM
Man, it seems like this dude may get off. If that statute of limitations thing is true, I'd say Mr. Vecsey here Berlioz a case.
 
2012-07-04 09:34:23 PM

Solid Muldoon: He killed Mozart!
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You bastard!
 
2012-07-04 09:45:38 PM
I hear he had a Liszt to compose, and was Abe'd and Alberti'ed by others but they Brun away, when Coates, he droned on and on about how to make clones..
/can't wait to hear their Club sound...

Yes, it is bawd and thats A'neef..but i hope he Fryes..Rotten Finck..
 
2012-07-04 10:25:46 PM
Well, that bites.
 
2012-07-04 11:43:10 PM
Den alle Zähne, er ist wie Gold

/Brahms choral nerd
 
2012-07-05 12:32:58 AM
Guess this whole thread tickles the ivories.
 
2012-07-05 12:51:37 AM
Again, I read the headline wrong.

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/Teef? Vat teef?
 
2012-07-05 06:33:17 AM

Solid Muldoon: He killed Mozart!
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F. Murray. Abrahaaam...
 
2012-07-05 07:01:03 AM
Anyone else bothered by the Rust in the muzzle of the mp5 in the Boobies?
A$$holes....Thats active Rust, not superficial, and it is at the Crown.. Baaw!!!!
 
2012-07-05 07:03:28 AM
LOL..Filter..phlegmmo post, above. (mp5 in the Boobies..? hum..I'll be in my armory..)
 
2012-07-05 08:45:43 AM
On a completely different note:
"Now no one can say I don't own John Larroquette's spine"
 
2012-07-05 09:35:41 AM
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2012-07-05 09:38:48 AM
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Stealing Johann Strauss's teeth? That's gonna mean time...

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Three-quarter time.

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2012-07-05 10:06:47 AM
A shot rings out, a man carrying ice cream home to his family is dead...(camera zooms in on blood pool and melted ice cream swirling together) .
Police arrive, amid all the confusion of first responders a lone man in civilian attire lifts the the yellow caution tape surrounding the Stiffening father of three, and kneels down, next to the Murder Victim. As the sun light pierces the early morning haze, The light reflects off the congealed fluids and Causes the Detective to reach in his pocket as he looks up at a uniformed officer, and says
"It looks like,.. (•_•)...he was ( •_•)...⌐■-■... (⌐■_■) Chilled out. "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
 
2012-07-05 10:01:09 PM

dericwater: Damn! All the pun-able Germanic composer names have been used. Damned hard to pun Tchaikovsky or Khachaturian.


If it's any consolation, I laughed HARD at this post - cheers!
 
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