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2012-07-04 03:12:34 PM  
Headed to Dodger Stadium to enjoy baseball and fireworks.
 
2012-07-04 03:12:58 PM  
I wish I was doing LittleBlondeJug PNSFW but instead I'll be doing this.
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-04 03:14:23 PM  
My 4th started in the air somewhere over Canada, involved a couple hours in Italy, and ended with six-plus hours in Romania (finding out that no, ATMs here are not friendly to my bank card - or the other way around).

Have not seen any fireworks. Maybe once we're done in Afghanistan we can send some "military advisers" over here to show 'em how it's done. And fix the damn ATMs.
 
2012-07-04 03:16:19 PM  
I'm flying to SF tomorrow morning to see my 10th grade prom date who I recently became reaquainted with at my 30th HS reunion. We sent mutual lists of the things we are going to do to each other, so all I am doing today is trying not to fap.
 
2012-07-04 03:18:22 PM  

darch: 2 mile run this morning.
2 hour group workout session with friends after that.
Nap.
Grill fired up, chicken and ribs waiting to meet their fate.
Beer in hand.

Do you have anywhere to be in 26 minutes?


so you exercise only to destroy your body 26 minutes later
fark that
i'm drinking beer and eating tofu
 
2012-07-04 03:18:26 PM  
Live in Maine, eating lobsters. They are cheaper than bologna this summer.
 
2012-07-04 03:19:51 PM  

darch: I'll try to get a pic of the arrests . . .

Good. There absolutely 100% will be.

What will happen is as follows: The currently-in-a-good-mood 20-somethings who most likely grew up privileged and who are still on the parental tit, will have the one beer/vodak/wine cooler that will push them over the edge into AssholeLand. A radio car will cruise by after responding to mulitple calls from area residents. Said cops will ask them to tone it down/take it inside/have some consideration for their neighbors. One male beer muscle-possessing guy named Chad/Blaine/Todd/Scott will tell said cops to fark off and launch a bottle at the above-mentioned radio car.

Arrest #1...


My name is Todd and I am offended by this post...
 
2012-07-04 03:20:48 PM  
Walk the dog, drink beer, grill a burger, drink more beer, masturbate*, watch the fireworks, go to bed.

* Forgot, it's a holiday.
 
2012-07-04 03:20:49 PM  
At work until 5pm, then I am going home to cook on this new grill I bought.

YAY WORK!

/Hey you, back to work!
//Grumbles
 
2012-07-04 03:23:34 PM  
Friends just picked up my kid to take him out for the day, and I'm drinking Coke looking up the balances on all my credit cards.

Most relaxing fun I've had in a long time. :)
 
2012-07-04 03:24:22 PM  

shizbgby_v2: At work until 5pm, then I am going home to cook on this new grill I bought.

YAY WORK!

/Hey you, back to work!
//Grumbles


My work kicks ass right now. No calls coming in, monitors are clear, had some good BBQ and now we're watching military movies.
 
2012-07-04 03:28:41 PM  
Nothing, Nothing, and Nothing. Mr. Tergiversada is a supermarket manager and so he won't be home today/tonight. July 4 is a very busy day for supermarkets because for some reason, people like to grill and drink beer on this day.
 
2012-07-04 03:29:04 PM  

MoronLessOff: shizbgby_v2: At work until 5pm, then I am going home to cook on this new grill I bought.

YAY WORK!

/Hey you, back to work!
//Grumbles

My work kicks ass right now. No calls coming in, monitors are clear, had some good BBQ and now we're watching military movies.


This. Im oncall and the phone might as well be turned off.
 
2012-07-04 03:29:23 PM  

no_tan_lines: orclover: i am at work. no overtime. sneaking a post in surfing lunch, because if i am caught on my phone i will be fired. no holiday pay for contractors. no bbq formy kids this year. no time to buy fireworks. worst fuvking father ever award. fark my life

No, wrong. worst father ever would not be at work on the 4th of July if he was required to be there.


Agreed. I've been there before. Dad had to do this a lot when I was young. Makes the cook-out etc. all the more special now.
 
2012-07-04 03:30:58 PM  
Twilight Zone marathon, wine, burgers, wine, shower, wine. Wine. No fireworks; Fayette county is under a ban. America hatin' bastards.
 
2012-07-04 03:32:28 PM  

kellynoel: Flatulent_Flea: [i31.photobucket.com image 512x384]
[i31.photobucket.com image 512x384]

What's in the ones on top (right on the bottom pic)?


Those are bacon-wrapped Jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese.

nom nom nom
 
2012-07-04 03:32:58 PM  
I've got a sore throat :(
 
2012-07-04 03:33:32 PM  
surfed the net, rubbed one out in the shower, watched some TV (a dude was boning both his wifes sisters, quite impressive), had a beer, ate a burrito, surfed some more, wrote this and now it is off to the store to buy tri-tip to bbq.
 
2012-07-04 03:34:21 PM  
I also may or may not be munching on some moonshine watermelon balls.
 
2012-07-04 03:35:29 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: MoronLessOff: shizbgby_v2: At work until 5pm, then I am going home to cook on this new grill I bought.

YAY WORK!

/Hey you, back to work!
//Grumbles

My work kicks ass right now. No calls coming in, monitors are clear, had some good BBQ and now we're watching military movies.

This. Im oncall and the phone might as well be turned off.


I had the on call from our tech support call in just to make sure we're really not busy, not that he was missing calls.
 
2012-07-04 03:36:14 PM  

megalynn44: I also may or may not be munching on some moonshine watermelon balls.


That sounds seriously awesome.
 
2012-07-04 03:36:16 PM  

Flatulent_Flea: Those are bacon-wrapped Jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese.

nom nom nom


I'll be right over.
 
2012-07-04 03:39:31 PM  
Working in my own recreation-related business.

I celebrate summer holidays when I take the day's deposits to the bank so I can enjoy my winters on vacation.

/God Bless America
 
2012-07-04 03:40:12 PM  

JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: My pregnant girlfriend punched me in the arm for smoking a cigarette so I left her ass. Now I'm sitting in a bar chain smoking watching my phone ring and the texts come in begging me to come back.

/Should I?


Depends, is the kid yours? How drunk are you right now?
 
2012-07-04 03:40:14 PM  
Two years ago this day I was in the ICU due to complications from a lifetime of drinking ( with a little help from food poisoning ), so the 4th means a LOT to me now that I'm still alive and don't drink.

/ independence, indeed
 
2012-07-04 03:41:38 PM  
Blowing stuff up and trying to stay out of the sun :)
 
2012-07-04 03:41:41 PM  
Doing this even though there's a severe drought and fire ban throughout my region:

Redneck rocket launcher

because freeeeeeedom, fark yeh, 'mirican made right here, fella, fark gubment werning
 
2012-07-04 03:42:17 PM  

MoronLessOff: shizbgby_v2: At work until 5pm, then I am going home to cook on this new grill I bought.

YAY WORK!

/Hey you, back to work!
//Grumbles

My work kicks ass right now. No calls coming in, monitors are clear, had some good BBQ and now we're watching military movies.


I work for Comcast, calls are non stop. The joys of being a Service Representative.
 
2012-07-04 03:44:53 PM  
Got into a bullshiat argument with the misses (mostly my fault). She stormed off and doesn't want to talk. Guess I'm going to get drunk and watch Workaholics.
 
2012-07-04 03:45:05 PM  

megalynn44: I also may or may not be munching on some moonshine watermelon balls.


i read that as "watermelon bath salts"
 
2012-07-04 03:46:07 PM  
I'm drinking Lagunitas' Lil Sumpin. We can see the city fireworks from our yard, so thats easy. We did our grilling sunday.
 
2012-07-04 03:47:59 PM  

megalynn44: I also may or may not be munching on some moonshine watermelon balls.


That sounds . . . naughty.
 
2012-07-04 03:49:25 PM  
present participles? I don't think they change just for the holiday.
 
2012-07-04 03:49:48 PM  
Happy 4th, you rebellious farkers. We here in the great white north salute you.

For you Eastern U.S. Farkers, hopefully you keep in the shade, and the beer remains chilled.
 
2012-07-04 03:50:23 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: megalynn44: I also may or may not be munching on some moonshine watermelon balls.

i read that as "watermelon bath salts"


Funny, I read: I also may or may not be munching on some moonshine, watermelon, balls.
 
2012-07-04 03:51:01 PM  
Staying inside as much as possible today. 103 in the shade here right now and unless there is some necessary reason to go out other than grilling some brats later on, it's just too farking hot.
 
2012-07-04 03:52:31 PM  
It's raining in PHX, so no pool for me!
 
2012-07-04 03:52:55 PM  

Hahnenkam: darch:
Good. There absolutely 100% will be.

What will happen is as follows: The currently-in-a-good-mood 20-somethings who most likely grew up privileged and who are still on the parental tit, will have the one beer/vodak/wine cooler that will push them over the edge into AssholeLand. A radio car will cruise by after responding to mulitple calls from area residents. Said cops will ask them to tone it down/take it inside/have some consideration for their neighbors. One male beer muscle-possessing guy named Chad/Blaine/Todd/Scott will tell said cops to fark off and launch a bottle at the above-mentioned radio car.

Arrest #1...

To be fair, I suspect these are MIT kids, so they tend to be less saturated with d-bags than some of the other undergraduate institutions in the area (the pic is Mass. Ave. in Cambridge MA). They just seem to be having fun, and not causing any trouble. However, they are on a busy street, and one knucklehead was just standing in the middle of the street with a pitcher of beverage, posing for a pic.


Which corner is that?
 
2012-07-04 03:52:59 PM  
Steaks on the grill, pasta salad, shrimp n grits, corn on the cob then off to work a 12 hour night shift at "the home" with my old peeps!
/did some 3rd of July drinkin
 
2012-07-04 03:55:28 PM  

focusthis: It's my daughter's 2nd birthday!!

How long can I get away with "I got you fireworks, sweetie!"??


Still works with my dad...he's 72 today.
 
2012-07-04 03:57:01 PM  
Dinner at Chick-Fil-A, followed by The Amazing Spider-Man in glorious IMAX 3-D.

/living the dream
 
2012-07-04 04:00:30 PM  
NATURAL LIGHT FOLLOWED BY PONZI SCHEME??

oh shiat i shouldn't have typed THAT
oh shiat i certianly shouldn't have hit send
 
2012-07-04 04:00:31 PM  
Sitting front row at a Charlie Daniels concert. But it's outside and the temp is supposed to hit 102 degrees so I imagine I'll be consuming many beers, just for the hydration factor. Gotta be safe!

Happy 4th fellow farkers!
 
2012-07-04 04:02:50 PM  
I'm working til 10, can't think of a more american way to spend it then by getting farked by the man.
 
2012-07-04 04:05:01 PM  
Brisket n sausage totally on point. The cherry pie is in the oven. I watched the Nathans food orgy. It made me frow up a bit in my mouf. Back to Band of Bros.
 
2012-07-04 04:06:45 PM  

gardenfreshtomatoes:
Which corner is that?


Mass Ave @ Windsor St
 
2012-07-04 04:14:09 PM  
Grilling marinated country ribs, corn on the cobb and veggie kabobs. Drinking a few shots of 100% blue agave Tequila and chasing them with an ice cold Twisted tea. Damn it's hot here (99 degrees F). Fly your flags proudly. Happy 4th you Farkers!
 
2012-07-04 04:14:15 PM  
This combination has endless entertainment value on hot days:

pop/coke/soda bottle cap, drilled to accept hiflow airhose quick connect.
2l, 20oz bottles
duct tape
tennis balls
water
air compressor
 
2012-07-04 04:16:46 PM  
Grilling Hot Dogs and Buffalo burgers, enjoying some Full Sail Session lager.

Then off to Reaves Park here in Norman, OK for fireworks.
 
2012-07-04 04:18:18 PM  

Flatulent_Flea:
Funny, I read: I also may or may not be munching on some moonshine, watermelon, balls.


Nom
 
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